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Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 08:46:43 No.10834482 [Reply] [Original]

You can go back to October 4, 1986 to save the Ushiromiyas. You only have one chance. What do you do?

I'd kidnap Maria somehow and spend the whole day with her. They can't have a family conference while one of their kids is missing... right?

Well, that's the plan. I probably wouldn't have a chance to kidnap her.

Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 08:49:58 No.10834495
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"Hello Yasu. Your plan is shitty and will get everyone killed. Why don't you prepare tea as I take Battler, George and Marisa? We will all discuss it together around a game of dungeon and dragon."

Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 09:00:13 No.10834511

>Well guys the autistic kid is missing, the sane thing to do would be to postpone the conference
>What am I talking about, we're CRAZY! We have more important matters at hand. The police will take care of that, we cannot delay the family conference
And then everyone died

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 09:01:43 No.10834514 >>10834495 Please don't misuse the blacktexting feature.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 09:02:58 No.10834518 >>10834514 Please don't misuse your right to speak.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 09:04:58 No.10834522 >>10834518 Please don't misuse your right to breath.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 09:06:14 No.10834527 File: 37 KB, 498x373, DSC 3587.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10834511 "Who are you quoting, anon?"

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 09:07:28 No.10834530 File: 179 KB, 1000x1067, 1336049073698.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10834514 >>10834518 >>10834522

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 09:07:43 No.10834531 >>10834527 It's nice to see some pretty faces around /jp/, please do continue posting that pic.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 09:09:58 No.10834535 >>10834531 if you find her attractive you do not belong in /jp/

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 09:11:43 No.10834543 >>10834535 Maybe he wasn't being serious, because, you, know, /jp/ has a thing for irony, or something, dunno.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 09:16:43 No.10834553 >>10834543 hehe i was actually being ironic when i posted >>10834535 she is really attractive

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 09:18:13 No.10834558 >>10834553 Not enough layers of irony, you do not belong in /jp/.

Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 09:20:58 No.10834566
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>>10834511
What if I kill Eva at the airport? I'm pretty sure they would postpone the conference.

I mean, she doesn't deserve to live. She accidentally killed Rosa in EP3 and THEN killed Maria because she had seen everything.

Who the fuck cares about Rosa's death? Just tell everyone what happened. Don't kill the loli, you monster!

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 09:22:58 No.10834572 >>10834514 >>10834518 >>10834522 >>10834527 >>10834530 >>10834531 >>10834535 >>10834543 >>10834553 >>10834558 Why are you doing this?

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 09:23:43 No.10834574 >>10834495 How did you reach the island?

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 09:43:28 No.10834603 >>10834574 I reach Rokkenjima in the present, then go back in time. Pouf instant teleport. Then I bullshit something like Erika.

>>	None !RikoOlevFo Fri, May 3, 2013 09:43:58 No.10834604 >>10834482 Why save those bastards? I'd rather save the gold.

>>	The Post Man Fri, May 3, 2013 09:44:29 No.10834605 File: 29 KB, 480x360, th.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10834530 GOD BLESS AMERICA

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 09:46:58 No.10834611 >>10834482 Wouldn't the autistic brat scream or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 09:48:58 No.10834616 >>10834604 But Hideyoshi oji-san is a fun uncle!

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 09:50:13 No.10834621 >>10834495 I like how that crazy fucker doesn't care about anything at all. She is the opposite of Takano.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 09:59:58 No.10834651 File: 297 KB, 640x480, 29072012_224045.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10834495 >a game of dungeon and dragon

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 10:00:13 No.10834652 what video game is this nerd

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 10:02:28 No.10834658 >>10834651 Everything about this was so damn perfect. Everything. I never so openly laughed since forever.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 10:03:58 No.10834665 I'd fuq Maria. Not sure if that will help though...

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 10:08:28 No.10834677 I would be the culprit, I'd love to see their reactions when one of them dies according to the epitaph. OH DESIRE

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 10:10:28 No.10834685 >>10834677 So YOU were the 19th person!

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 10:12:13 No.10834690 >>10834658 I liked how the stakes were relevant again.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 10:20:28 No.10834710 File: 42 KB, 640x480, ahaha.wav.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10834658 This was the best part.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 10:28:59 No.10834737 File: 65 KB, 640x480, 19281908.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Erika is bullying Maria.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 10:29:29 No.10834746 File: 60 KB, 640x480, 2271767861.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10834737 Are you a bad enough lolicon to stop her?

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 10:30:45 No.10834753 File: 57 KB, 640x480, 39082908.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10834746 Even her cousins talk behind her back and laugh at her.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 10:31:59 No.10834760 File: 48 KB, 640x480, 4938432908.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10834753 And this turns me on.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 10:35:30 No.10834779 >>10834665 Is it awkward to fug an autistic kid? I bet her moans sound weird as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 10:36:45 No.10834790 >>10834572 Because we are the elite.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 10:38:46 No.10834806 File: 383 KB, 668x767, ohdesire1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want Kinzo to be the culprit. Just think about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 10:39:00 No.10834816 >>10834737 >>10834746 >>10834753 >>10834760 what episode is this from

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 10:41:01 No.10834823 File: 101 KB, 600x480, 902129038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 10:41:30 No.10834825 >>10834779 Read One: Kagayaku Kisetsu e to learn how to fuck an autistic child.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 10:42:31 No.10834834 >>10834816 fan-made game

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 10:45:00 No.10834853 >>10834737 >>10834746 >>10834753 >>10834760 I didn't know this level of humiliation was possible for Furudo Erika. What a bully.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 10:49:30 No.10834868 >>10834658 It was great, but what the hell was wrong with Jessica's eyes?

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 10:54:15 No.10834884 >>10834651 >Greater Furry

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 10:56:31 No.10834891 >>10834482 Maria is obscene to the eye and everyone else is an asshole. Only Jennifer deserves to live.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 10:59:01 No.10834901 >doing any of this shit >not giving baby-you the winning lottery numbers

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 11:04:46 No.10834918 Would Rika and Satoko bully Maria if they met her?

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 11:08:15 No.10834929 >>10834901 >implying your breath won't eventually alter the results of the lottery >implying your mere existence in the past won't change a lot of things even if you are extremely careful

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 11:15:00 No.10834964 >>10834918 Rika and Satoko are good girls.

Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 11:15:15 No.10834960

>>10834901
>>10834929
>some dude sees you
>that dude thinks about you for 5 seconds afterwards instead of thinking about something else
>that something else could have been something important
>his actions change slightly because he didn't think about that important thing
>this makes everyone else's actions change slightly
>a car accident happens that could have been avoided if the victim's actions hadn't been altered
>one of the lottery guys is watching the news
>they talk about that accident
>that information in his brain changes his actions slightly
>he fills the lottery machine with balls
>he throws the balls inside the machine in a slightly different way at a slightly different time
>the results change
>ass

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 11:30:00 No.10835014 >>10834806 >spend decades in intense occult research just to get the slightest chance at resurrecting your waifu >grandson NTR's you I'd kill someone too.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 11:35:15 No.10835033 I'm gonna talk to everyone like Kazuma from Yakuza.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 11:39:45 No.10835044 It would be impossible for me. I can't even into moonspeak.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 11:43:30 No.10835056 >>10835044 Some of them can speak english.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 11:43:30 No.10835057 >>10835044 Just punch George-aniki in the face and steal his ring.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 11:44:16 No.10835062 >>10835056 Being a westaboo =/= being able to speak English Kinzo is dead, he doesn't count.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 11:46:30 No.10835068 >>10835057 Am I the only one that genuinely likes George? Battler may be a good character, but I'd hate him in real life. That neurotypical goof doesn't deserve the girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 11:51:30 No.10835087 File: 37 KB, 340x311, 1356483732170.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10835062 >westaboo Speak english, not some slang. And I think that Joji knows english.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 11:54:46 No.10835101 >>10835087 But Japanese people can't learn English.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 11:55:30 No.10835107 File: 29 KB, 513x306, 13603411273847.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10835101 Of course they can.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 11:57:15 No.10835113 File: 24 KB, 640x480, 1023909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10835062 >Kinzo is dead Prove it IRL. By the way, this is the best part of Umineko. Even Joji is a badass here.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 11:58:00 No.10835116 >>10835107 Ange was stripped naked by goats in EP8. How does that make you feel?

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 12:12:31 No.10835146 >>10835116 >How does that make you feel? I'm looking forward to read that part again in the EP8 manga

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 12:23:45 No.10835178 >>10835146 I doubt they will draw Ange naked, being licked by a goat.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 12:24:30 No.10835181 File: 99 KB, 700x700, 1362877529156.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Maria's butt is a miracle of the universe.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 12:33:15 No.10835199 File: 758 KB, 1828x1300, 24_47.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10835178 Of course, read the manga, everything's here.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 12:34:16 No.10835203 >>10835068 George was so jealous and spiteful that he hid Battler's letter from Shannon. Do you really think such behavior is likeable?

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 12:37:15 No.10835208 >>10835178 You shouldn't doubt.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 12:39:46 No.10835213 >>10835208 But R07 doesn't want porn in his manga.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 12:40:46 No.10835216 >>10835213 It's not porn if it's art.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 12:41:00 No.10835225 >>10835216 Sexual humiliation doesn't work as art. It's always porn.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 12:41:15 No.10835220 >>10835116 That scene ruined the drama for me. It was supposed to be sad, but I just stopped reading and masturbated to it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 12:45:30 No.10835233 >>10835203 I'd do the same if I had a stupid extroverted cousin that gets laid easily. George is a thoughtful scholar, it's not his fault that all girls have shit taste in men.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 12:47:00 No.10835239 File: 758 KB, 1828x1300, 24_47.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10835213 What are you even talking about? That's not H.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 12:51:30 No.10835251 >>10835239 What the fuck is that? Is that from the official manga? I guess we are gonna see Ange naked after all. I'll be mad if she is bald down there, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 12:56:15 No.10835268 File: 46 KB, 280x222, 1365263257700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10835251 >Is that from the official manga? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 13:02:00 No.10835287 >>10835268 That guy is really cute and reminds me of Roxas. I'm turning gay or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 14:10:45 No.10835581 File: 182 KB, 591x586, 23047052_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So this Japanese kid wants to become an actress? I don't get it. Japanese people are terrible at it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 14:18:00 No.10835617 >>10835581 >So this Japanese kid wants to become an actress? What?

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 14:27:00 No.10835667 >>10835617 What's wrong?

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 14:29:45 No.10835680 File: 114 KB, 222x373, 1357685175379.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10835667 Where do you get that from? I don't remember anything like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 14:35:00 No.10835699 >>10835680 The entire chapter was about that. Maybe you are confusing her with someone else. She is Midori from Higanbana. With Erika's dress. That was actually Jessica's old dress.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 14:36:00 No.10835704 >>10834891 >Jennifer

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 14:37:45 No.10835709 >>10835699 >Maybe you are confusing her with someone else Yes, I'm an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 14:39:16 No.10835714 >>10835709 Who did you think she was?

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 14:40:30 No.10835725 File: 108 KB, 275x304, 1357755087920.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10835714 I thought she was Maria, I'm an idiot, seriously.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 14:41:00 No.10835731 >>10835725 Don't worry, I thought the same

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 14:43:16 No.10835743 >>10835725 Who do you like better? I love Maria, but Midori is just adorable.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 14:52:31 No.10835784 File: 283 KB, 606x606, 23721026_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10835581 Holy fuck, I just realized Nozomi is cuter than Midori. I didn't realize it before because she didn't have a sprite.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 14:55:31 No.10835795 >>10835743 Maria.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 14:56:45 No.10835803 >>10835795 Why Maria?

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 14:59:16 No.10835815 >>10835743 Midori > Maria > Satoko >>>>> Rika > Loli Ange Man, I hate loli versions of old characters. I don't know why.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 15:03:00 No.10835843 >>10835815 >Midori Rich fuck. >Maria Autistic fuck. >Satoko Sick fuck. >Rika Cute nonexistent character. >Loli Ange Hate the little bitch. Dlanor is clearly the best because she is a KID.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 15:03:30 No.10835841 >>10835815 I like it how my list would pretty much be the same except the other way around

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 15:05:45 No.10835856 >>10835803 I just like her more, maybe because she's also MARIA, I don't really know.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 15:16:45 No.10835924 File: 40 KB, 640x480, 1812387.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10835743 Midori is better because she doesn't have developmental problems. Also, she is pretty and her dress is beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 15:17:46 No.10835928 >>10835856 Speaking of MARIA, what happened to her at the end? Is she real in the metaworld, or just part of the fantasy in the gameboards?

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 15:38:15 No.10836029 I hate Higanbana fanart with a passion. They just keep drawing the girls with breasts. HUGE ones. They are elementary schoolers, for fuck's sake. Stop it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 16:18:46 No.10836197 >>10835924 >Midori is better because she doesn't have developmental problems. Sometimes, you don't need to answer to a post. You just need to quote this post, to fully demonstrate it's full stupidity.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 16:19:15 No.10836202 >>10835928 >Is she real in the metaworld, or just part of the fantasy in the gameboards? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 16:37:30 No.10836254 >>10836197 Sorry, I don't like autistic girls. That doesn't make me stupid. Enjoy your defective lolis.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 16:47:01 No.10836297 >>10836254 Midori is delusional you piece of fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2013 17:43:10 No.10836489 >>10834884 Flurry, reread it nerd.

Anonymous Sat, May 4, 2013 15:39:56 No.10840302

>>10836254
Midori is beyond autistic, way into 'what the fuck is wrong with her' territory. Did you even read Higanbana? (Someone post Midori_ahegao.png, I don't have it saved.)

>>10834737
>>10834746
>>10834753
>>10834760
Wow, that's really out of character.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 4, 2013 16:21:56 No.10840487 >>10840302 >>10836297 Magic exists in Higanbana. She is not autistic.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 4, 2013 16:23:56 No.10840504 File: 42 KB, 345x475, 1352080217222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10840302

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 4, 2013 18:21:56 No.10841059 >>10835784 Nozomi a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 4, 2013 20:31:55 No.10841611 >>10835233 What a fat loser.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 6, 2013 00:18:38 No.10847539 >>10834918 Satoko bullies everyone, so maybe.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 6, 2013 00:24:07 No.10847573 >>10841611 >>10835233 George is /r9k/'s peice.

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