/jp/ Project

[Anonymous No.]

Let's start a /jp/ project!

Things we can do:
* visual novel
* indie game
* Flash animation
* video
* e-zine
* bicker endlessly and never get anywhere like in 99% of these threads

[Anonymous No.]

Ok, I'm going to be the idea guy.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to be the cheerleader

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833042
>e-zine
why not

[Anonymous No.]

cute pic dude

[Anonymous No.]

I think there is an active janny bullying project going on, but I haven't taken part in it.

[Anonymous No.]

This is me

[Anonymous No.]

Let's make a yukkuri raising sim! Feed them, water them, mate them, play with them, clean up their poop, listen to them tell you to die easy when you don't give into their demands. It'd be great!

[Anonymous No.]

Give me a few general ideas with loli and I'll put out a short story in a few hours.

[Anonymous No.]

There are still no 2hu point-and-click adventures, right? We could make on with AGS. We wouldn't even have to lose time with programming an engine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833051
i thought about a name
how does nocturnes sound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833082
Nice name, It's pretty epic, I like it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833082
#whoa
#epic
#swag
#spillthemilk

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833096
>#spillthemilk
Is that a real thing?

[Serkit !eSpvUDpflw No.]

How about convincing moot to make /jp/ have permanent sage?

No threads would ever get bumped.

[Anonymous No.]

anything that comes out of /jp/ would have to be a solo project. like the /jp/ themesongs.
When /jp/ gets together they turn into normals and I don't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833069
What if it was multiplayer like Moshi Monsters or Club Penguin?

You could take it easy with other /jp/sies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833105
open pvp, where you can actually stab other /jp/sies and steal their shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833100
That sounds like a great idea. Then popular threads would go down faster. Threads that are consisted of flaming, arguments. Fights...

Clever

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833105

Nah. It'd probably just devolve into people throwing Alice types every and turning the game into a rapefest.

Refreshed~

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ island

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is lazy so I propose something simple,cute and full of autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833136
We all could make paintings out of macaroni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833042

I can traslate it for spanish weebs.

[Anonymous No.]

no "/jp/ sings" shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833140
Let's do this.

[Anonymous No.]

What if /jp/ makes it's own doujinshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833196

what if /jp/ is for gays?

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ sings un owen was her

[Anonymous No.]

You know /jp/ projects never go anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

How about a /jp/ chorus of /jp/ers singing the /jp/ theme song?

[Anonymous No.]

How about a project that gets us all laid.
Don't YOU want to cum inside?

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/
>project

[Anonymous No.]

group suicide

[Anonymous No.]

Let's form our own fraternal secret society.

We'll be like the Free Masons, only even less relevant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833042
>bicker endlessly and never get anywhere like in 99% of these threads

Let's do that. That's one thing we're good at and have the motivation to do.

>>10833196
It won't get sold because we don't leave our houses, much less go to a convention to another country.

It won't even get printed because we don't have money.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's start some Crabcock teams

[Anonymous No.]

Lets go to Atlanta where ZUN is doing his thing and beat the shit out of him. He isn't a citizen so the cops won't give a shit.

Then Japan will always talk about the time those nerds from 4chan got together and beat up their hero. Lets give him a real reason to hate gaijin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833196
It will be shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833313
your edges are hurting me

[Anonymous No.]

Just make a /jp/ sprite collection so anyone can make /jp/ games. Kind of like that one guy did with the touhou generator thing, except these sprites can be used to make games like shoot em ups and platformers.

Make a sound collection too so the games can have sound. /jp/ has enough programmers.

[Anonymous No.]

Board "projects" are always purest cancerous faggotry.

Making (or simply finding) some more touhou flash to inflict on /f/ does sound nice, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833329
Okay, here you go

what next

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833354
Learn to draw

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833375
it begins.jpg.gif.exe.tiff.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833375
This fucking guy.
Almost 5 months have passed and you fags still complaining about the fairies.
Speaking of shit what happened to the wiki? someone saved the translations?
We can rebuild one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833264
dandy girl.

[Anonymous No.]

- Touhou game
- P*
- cuhrayzee
- CryEngine 3

Do it, weebs.

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for reminding me I made no progress on modding in the past few weeks. I wish I could force myself to have motivation. Maybe I should try hypnotism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833398
What fucking fairies?
>>10833354
Looks like shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833485
Your mom looks like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833500
my captcha is better than yours

[sagemaster No.]

>>10833504
That thread was epic

[Anonymous No.]

I started a project for /jp/ some time ago! Please look forward to it! You might find me posting it soon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10834789
How will we know it's you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833042
Thank you for all the cute momiji pics OP. I remember when you made a thread with this pic and the text was "tasukete kurete arigatou", it was very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10834796
You'll know when the time comes! And even if you don't, all you need to know is that it's made by a /jp/er for /jp/ers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833103
Taisei turned out pretty good. Though they're still looking for illustrators and music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833042
>indie game
>Flash animation
>video
>e-zine

I don't know wich one to choose, so I give a +1 to this things.

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't you guys sing a song together? Sing the 2nd /jp/ theme song.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm bored enough to be interested in this, but unmotivated enough to put any effort in to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833110
>Then popular threads would go down faster

Looks at this crossboarder! Look at him and laugh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10834952
/jp/ is too shy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10835040
I would do it if I had a mic.

[Anonymous No.]

lel

[Anonymous No.]

I can make 8-bit music for something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10834952

no you fucking faggot.

>>10835093

that's it, make a /jp/ album compiled of songs by /jp/sies. /mu/ did it twice and the dqn and vipper albums are quite nice so I'm sure /jp/ can do it.

[Anonymous No.]

The problem about these projects is that if you can't stick them to the board they spill out all over the chan and serve as bait for new users.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833042
>>10834805
I'm stealing your pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10835086
/jp/ should make an LR2 bms pack instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833042
>Let's start a /jp/ project!

Great idea, man.

I'll totally back you up, 100%.

First thing tomorrow I'll get right to work on this.

[Anonymous No.]

If you're going to try a game, use a premade engine, otherwise nothing will be finished.

Even game maker will do.

[Anonymous No.]

I can actually draw somewhat but I don't have a tablet or any other way to get my drawings to my computer.

[mugenjohncel !!lsNOT2DQXWT No.]

I think I'll make an OELVN... again...

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you stealing my post/thread, OP?
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10222146#p10222153

>>10835086
Why are you stealing my troll project? btw step#tevzik96

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836233
I read your blog from time to time, it's quite interesting to see your progress and techniques.

That's all *poof* ?

[mugenjohncel !!lsNOT2DQXWT No.]

>>10836256
Thanks for stopping by my friend. I know the blog has been silent for long intervals but rest assured that progress is being made. I just decided to reduce the WIP post and put emphasis on actually doing something productive...

Look forward to future UNCLE MUGEN works :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833069
there are 3 raising sims, one from 2ch that is dead, 2 from OYP, 1 dead and 1 in progress

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836614
That doesn't mean that we can't make one ourselves

[Anonymous No.]

Composer reporting, If my services are needed do let me know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833042
Can I just be the friendly and quiet encouragement?
Yes?
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you guys play a game with no graphics in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836636
Humans have been doing that for the longest time

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836645
I think most people are kinda put off by computer games with no graphics these days

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836628
post some of your works

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833042
>visual novel
No, it'll end up about touhou and then never ending waifu/canon wars
>indie game
Best idea, with a minimum story (again, no doubt it'll be about touhou)
>flash animation
>video
>e-zine
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>bicker
strongest idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ugCOuLbQp0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDNemt8htQo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjgtuFYul3I

Most of what I have on that channel consists of pieces for an Umineko inspired project, I hope it is to your liking.

Also, those guitar videos are old, please disregard them.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll make a 2hu VN in novelty with stole pics from pixiv and random arranges for the music and it will be written in broken Japanese.
Then I'll put in the credits that it was made by /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836843
I played a touhou english VN sometime ago that reminds me of your description. It was called flandre quest and it was a very short story about flandre getting a present for Marisa's birthday. It made me feel warm inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833504
羊毛

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836850
I played that just yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836815
I enjoyed listening to those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836884
I'm glad sir.

I'll be here if needed.

[___clow; !!I3qYiOc9B+w No.]

>>10836898
What are you interested in producing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836903
Are you referring to the project I posted, or about what I would like to do with the /jp/ project?

[___clow; !!I3qYiOc9B+w No.]

>>10836904
>about what I would like to do with the /jp/ project?
This.

[Anonymous No.]

Please, guys. Make it simple. Seriously. Do not try anything too funny or complex, or else it won't work. This enthusiasm will slowly die.

[Anonymous No.]

im really good at insulting people, procrastinating and photography

[Anonymous No.]

Let's make a porno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836912
I'll be the idea guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836815
>Jose Gonzalez

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836908
I'm part of a team that's working on a VN, but they can't get their heads out of their asses after 8 months of planning and recruiting, so that's probably a no-go for lazy /jp/.

>>10836906
I agree here, keeping it simple will probably be the best thing we can do. Probably an indie game or a flash game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836921
Aren't you ashamed that a spic is better at you in music production?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836921
>>10836815

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836931
better than* you

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836931
I'm a 'spic' too

[Anonymous No.]

I can make music if someone needs it.

Mostly beats, so.../jp/ rap album?

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop using the term "indie". I remember certain "indie" scene people and I become very upset and I hope there's no such people in /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836939
Do you even know what indie means?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836941
indian?

[Anonymous No.]

let's rise up and take back what's rightfully ours

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836941
yes

[___clow; !!I3qYiOc9B+w No.]

>>10836946
I like this one better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836921
>>10836931
I can count on /jp/ to remind me to never put my name out anywhere on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836941
It was Indiana Jones' nickname. Everytime I read it I remember kingdom of the crystal skull, george lucas and steven spielberg and it makes me very sad and upset and I hope people like them don't come to /jp/. Use "doujin" instead...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836957
>Use "doujin" instead
Get out (d)weeb

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836957
His nickname is 'Indy', weeb.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could provide art but I'm not very good... Maybe in a year? Will you still be here in a year /jp/?
Please say yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836958
>(d)weeb
Hah, clever.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npcoAhSB76o

can anyone make BGM like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836992
Not for free

[___clow; !!I3qYiOc9B+w No.]

>>10836978
Forever and ever.

[Anonymous No.]

I want someone to voice my VN
Who have a cute voice here?
I can voice reimu

[Anonymous No.]

I've recently started to learn how to program, it's only a matter of time now

[___clow; !!I3qYiOc9B+w No.]

>>10837035
>I can voice reimu
Then record yourself saying something cute over vocaroo and let /jp/ be the judge.

[Anonymous No.]

What about a VN about crippled girls?

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe you should make a Facebook group for the planing, you goddamn faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837117


GENIUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833042

cute pic of momiji dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837121
No kidding, it doesn't look like anything is going to get done, even if people want to get shit done.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone from /g/ tell me if they finished that Grand Theft project. If they did, that is a good example of how shit gets done.

[Anonymous No.]

How about creating character sprites for rpg maker? That's hella simple and sort of easy. We just need to all agree on each version and then get to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>people on /jp/
>get stuff done
>when somebody does get something done, everybody hates it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837117
I don't understand why /jp/ HASN'T made a VN about(mentally) handicapped girls. Everyone talks about autism all the time, you'd think someone would make a story about dealing with autistic, hikki, and/or schizoid girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837221
Please do not misuse the quoting feature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837221

KoG, how did you get the willpower to make all those games? I mean, you got 7 spaceland games, 4 maze games, and a few other touhou games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837220
Vx ace

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837224
Please do not self-moderate the boards. Thank you.l

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837226
I'll agree to anything. Last time I tinkered with rpg maker was years ago back when people were moving from rpg maker 2003 to rpg maker xp. I did feel rpg maker 2003 was more versatile and the sprites were smaller and easier to deal with. Do you have any idea how it is now with the newer versions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837225

Cirno's Vengeance 1, 2, EX, Spaceland Adventure 1, 2, and the games before those were all experiments. Spaceland Adventure 3 is when I started making it for fun. Alice Xi was made to take advantage of having unlimited achievements on games (I put 55, naturally). Cirno Xi was both created for fun and an experiment. Spaceland Adventure 1 was a bridge game of sorts. Spaceland Adventure 2 is the game I worked the hardest on, with my Cirno Day game (The Strongest Battle) being the second. The Ezam games were made for the fun of it since they were easy to make, but I later incorporated them in my Spaceland series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837241

We know, but what gave you the willpower to make them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837231
It is smaller than the ones of xp

[Anonymous No.]

Sure is indecisive in here.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone give me an idea for a flash game

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837242

Cirno's Vengeance 1 to Cirno Xi: Boredom + Trolling + Wanted to give people on Nonoba achievements

The Strongest Battle: Wanted to make something for 9/9/09 day

Spaceland Adventure: Bored + Wanted to make another Spaceland game but didn't know what to make so I made a filler

Spaceland Adventure 2: I wanted to show I was capable of making a half-decent Flash shooting game while incorporating some ideas I couldn't do in the past due to lack of knowledge

Nyancat Frenzy: I always wanted to do a "shoot nyancats" thing, but with Spaceland Adventure over, I couldn't think of anything. When I found out the music for Nyancat was taken off of a Miku video, it all fell into place.

The Fall of Nonoba: I knew Nonoba was about to die, so I made a game about it.

nonoba.com has been done now for nearly a month.

[Anonymous No.]

lol. and this is like the 1000th thread we'd have here and nothing ever happened. please spare yourself the time and just do your hobbies. except all of you are roleplaying creativity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837221
So did you use a script for all those epic gets or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837245
Alright. Thanks for the info. I'll look into it later. Hopefully this thread will still be here tomorrow so we can talk better then, if I don't end up banned. I'm off to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837253

http://www.sen-d-sp-ace.com/file/jynw5k

Take out the dashes (lol system thinks it's spam)

If you are that interested, there is a .txt file in there that details all my GETs up until the time the file was uploaded. To explain it to you quickly:

Before September 25th, 2011: Never used scripts
Between September 25th, 2011 and July 22nd, 2012: Used scripts the majority of the time with a few exceptions
After July 22nd, 2012: Didn't use scripts

You can't believe me or not; I don't really care. I know what GETs I've got deep down in my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837256
you learned the error of your ways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837256
i like how the only number in that link is a 5 :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837261

The script stopped working.

I've been too lazy to search for a new one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837267

[Anonymous No.]

kog i'd just like to say screw the haters you'll always be a true legend

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837265
it's been 5 months since your last video on youtube. what gives??

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837225
Obviously not him, but myself I've found that the forced small scale and deadlines of game jams such as Ludum Dare (which was last weekend) are great for getting me to actually do something. You should consider trying one if you want to make something but don't have the motivation to start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837270

95 videos. It's a nice number, and I can't think of anything else to make right now. Not only that, but the Internet feels really stale right now for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

-made thousands upon thousands of yami edits
-made several shitty flash games
-has spent years timing his clicks

king of autists

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837278
and what have you done with your life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837293
I'm a level 54 shitposter, what about you?

[Anonymous No.]

It is the of eating of my craptastica

So it eats it, my precious

[Anonymous No.]

How many people here can translate Japanese to English properly? If enough of you can I propose we translate some old video games and other such things to finally let other people experience them properly.

How about the old Custom Robo games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837353
If anybody wants to do this shit, they should organize it somewhere other than 4chan. 4chan is a poisonous thing, just designed to be negative and help promote its owners to evil people who have money and don't know any better about the internet youth (whom they're still trying to sell music and other duplicatables, and then whining when that doesn't work out for them.)

[Anonymous No.]

Oh man, don't remember me. I haven't touched my VN since february. I have a whole goddamned notebook full of ideas/events/characterisation but sitting in front of the keyboard and typing them into something articulated is a real pain.
Also, I can't draw shit, so I don't know if this is going anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837677
>but sitting in front of the keyboard and typing them into something articulated is a real pain.
Well, that's what writing is. Everybody has brilliant stories in their heads; the art of writing is converting those brilliant stories to actual words.

[Anonymous No.]

Bump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10839649
Sage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10839668
anti-sage

[Anonymous No.]

I like how we can never agree on anything. Stay classy jp.

That being said, somebody should just make the voting poll , so we can at least decide on the concept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10839870
I'm not quite sure I can agree with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10839870
Fuck you faggot, delete this shit already. Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>10839870
>Stay classy jp

Hello, /v/-kun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10839870

http://strawpoll.me/34871

[Anonymous No.]

We don't have any good artists on /jp/, right? I mean, a visual novel with shitty visuals is fucking pathetic.

Indie games can be fun even with a bad artist. Just look at touhou.

[___clow; !!I3qYiOc9B+w No.]

>>10840466
We don't need art geniuses, just someone who can spill a few decent sprites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10840466
>a visual novel with shitty visuals is fucking pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

Whatever happen to that one card game /jp/ was supposedly making?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10840870
Died in brainstorming, just like everything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836912
Best idea in the thread so far.
Wouldn't require a team too large and easy to make a profit from. I honestly think paying some crack whore to dress up as Reimu and getting gangbanged by a bunch of turbonerds would sell.

[Anonymous No.]

I am not very talented, I can probably type something up though. Sign me up for whatever!

[Kenji Setou No.]

>>10833042
i am making an Evangelion VN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10840942
Maybe we could get Milk to do it. Anybody want to ask her on her twitter?

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't #/jp/truuproject dead yet? If not, why don't we try contributing?

[Anonymous No.]

hey dudes can I help

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833100

What happens if a thread starts with a sage? Would it start on page 15? It would be peculiar to see a whole board going backwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10840975
I'm the leader of the project. Our programmer is still working very hard. But our artist was supposed to draw the antagonist, but he got too busy with his own life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10840965

fuck off

she will never be a board meme no matter how much you tried forcing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10841045
Too late, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10841045
Who said anything about memes, dork? Aren't people allowed to like a pretty girl?
Back to /b/ with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10841103
Forgot your trip, milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10841103
Your irony is much too weak, as expected of milkposters. Your grudge is way too visible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10840380
So we are making indie game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10841250
I'm already working on it, boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>10841258
Cool, what's it going to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10841293
That's, huh, classified information. You'll know when it's done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10841301
How will we know when it's done if you don't say what it is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10841250
We're not making anything. We're just pretending we could possibly make something together, despite having proven repeatedly that we are unable to do any such thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Is anyone here knowledgeable on celtic/northern european mythological creatures?

It would be cool to make a game like touhou but where you could catch creatures and fight with them like pokemon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10841620
and every encounter would be bullet hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>10841293
Ever read the short stories of Harlan Ellis? Sort of like that with an otaku spin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10841620
I'm northern european, I used to read the asamythos every night as a child. I am your man.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone who can produce chiptunes? I love the sound of them and they are perfect for this project.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10841732
What project? The porno?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10841714
Is there enough northern european mythological creatures to make the game possible? There has to be a lot if it's going to be like pokemon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10841789
there's trolls, gnomes, that sort of thing...
there's multi-dimensional beings called vittror but they are too much like humans
if you like pigs that regenerate and six-legged horses you're good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10841808
There would be some bagpipes sound effect while this troll or whatever would begin to regenerate. That would be glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10841853
excellent, love the design direction this project is heading so far

[Anonymous No.]

>>10841808
>>10841853
Just so long as they are all represented as cute little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10841853
>>10841866
I know it's useless to give any advice to a '/jp/ project', but if you want to get anything done, shut up about details (other than a rough 'what the experience should be like' for direction) until you've got the base down. Details will only distract and create needless discussion on things that aren't relevant until much later on (and might never be relevant due to decisions at a lower level).

[Anonymous No.]

Katawa Shojou v1.5 here we come.

[Anonymous No.]

revive nocturnes

[Anonymous No.]

>>10841964
>if you like pigs that regenerate and six-legged horses you're good.
The idea of turning them into cute little girls scary me

[Anonymous No.]

>>10841808
>pigs that regenerate
infinite bacon

[Anonymous No.]

If you wanted to do this you'd at least have to have us post emails or steam or something op.

[Anonymous No.]

let's put out a series of spoken word albums where we record lines as cute anime archetypes. we can draw chareacters for ourselfs and including them in the download!

[Anonymous No.]

let's star an organized religion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10843130
I would like to do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10843077
The problem is regeneration increases metabolism so you spend more in pig slop to feed them than you get in extra bacon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833072
No one gave him ideas ;-;

Girl gets lost on a safari and befriends a big lion and rides him across Africa and they stop poachers together then he helps her get back home

[Anonymous No.]

>>10843130
Me too! How do we start a religion, though? Do we need to write a holy book?

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>>10843171
oops I meant to respond to >>10843148-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>10843171
I think you just need an idea now,
does the spaghetti thing have a book?
You could just make a website

it has to be appealing and unique, then lots of people would do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10843130
I'll help all I can with this if there's little girls involved.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread isn't going anywhere...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10843228
Yes. When was the last time /jp/ tried an original project of any scale?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10843228
what do you expect of bunch of self centered lazy pricks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10843235
Well if someone is interested they should add me to steam at xxxsnpiderlitesephirothxxxx

[Anonymous No.]

>>10843130
We can start by forking Stallmanism, it's free software licensed under GPLv3.

http://stallmanism.org/

[Anonymous No.]

We could make a simple game about cute loli doing cute things.

What kind of cute things would they do though?

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>>10843731

Masturbate.

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>>10843731
They are game designers and they think about ideas for games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10843800
This is genious, do what you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10843731

I want a better Harvest Moon where you're a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, let's streamline this a bit.
First state what your abilities are and then say what you are personally interested in working on.
Don't think about what /jp/ should do, just say what you'd like to do. Or what kind of thing you always wanted to help create.

After we get an idea of what everyone is thinking, let's throw around ideas and see what happens.

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>>10844182
I've always dreamt of a side-scroller shooting platformer with little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10844182
Open world multiplayer web RPG, with resource gathering in focus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10844182
I have no talents whatsoever but I can be the idea guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10844182
skills: somewhat decent artist.

things i'm intersted in:
-doujinshi
-VN

[Anonymous No.]

>>10844182
I can be the critic. I'm pretty good at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10844182
I'm a programmer, I would be interested in programming things.

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>>10844182
I'm an extremely accomplished writer in my own head, you could almost say I'm self-diagnosed! heh-heh-heh-

I can write dialogue that will set fire to your anal sphincter, and boil your eyes into a thick puss.

[Anonymous No.]

Since we have limited resources we should be smart about the planning.
No matter what the project is, if we don't have enough manpower, we should just cut it down to the essentials.
for VNs that would be for example atmosphere, writing and plotting.

if we don't have background artists we should just use photos.
if we don't have music we'll have to work with sounds and visual aids for the atmosphere.

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>>10844182
As much as I like that idea, I don't see it happening anytime soon, even more if we take into consideration the new population of /jp/.

Fact is, even if KOG games are simplistic, he's probably one of the few guys who had something done in here, and people in the end just laughed at him.
I'm pretty sure there was also a /jp/ VN flying around back then and basically the same thing happened : people made fun of it.

This is a motivation killer, plain and simple.

Also, if we really plan to make a game we should do this the "good" way, being a little more serious, planning what kind of game it'll be, gathering materials etc.
Or more like, it'd be a first to find what kind of game we should make first because after around 200+ replies we still haven't agreed on a single genre. Some of them want a VN, others a platform game, others a raise-simulation game, etc.

I'm a coder, and I'm pretty sure most of the old /jp/ users can code something decent, either on C#/Java or glorious C/C++. Fact is, most of them would probably not participate because of all the reasons I mentionned earlier.

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>>10844199
Got any samples of your work?

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>>10844182
>First state what your abilities are
Programming and music. I've made a lot of (small) games and music before.

>and then say what you are personally interested in working on.
With /jp/? Nothing. /jp/ collaborations have never amounted to anything and will never amount to anything. I'll stick with solo projects.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is /jp/ so pessimistic?

If we all try our best I'm sure we can make something great!

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>>10844233
>Why is /jp/ so pessimistic?
Experience. If you fail once, you try again. If you fail ten times, unless you are really dumb, you would conclude that you just can't do it.

[Anonymous No.]

I pray. Mugen. Hear my plea, assist /jp/ in need

[Anonymous No.]

>>10844237
But that's not how the saying goes. Some things require a lot more than 10 tries to get right.

Remember /jp/, you can do anything if you try.

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>>10844255
'I' can do anything if I try. 'We' can't do anything even if we try. There are plenty of talented individuals on here, but collaborative projects here just never work out.

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>>10844218
well, then it's just a matter of quality.
i'll try to adress the problems here, at least according to my own beliefs.
-projects without direction, made by a group of strangers will lack [personality]. and [personality] is incredibly important for real likeability.
-it always ends up in a bland mess because the people who really need to step up and bring their personality don't do it.

basically, what we need is good artistic direction. but for that we need people (especially in the story department) to step up their game. in the end it's just a challenge of skill. we fail because we suck, that's all there is to it. if you want to succeed, do it until you don't suck anymore.

so how many people are there who could help in programming a simple VN?

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>>10844263
That's because it relies on all of them trying and not all of them try.

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>>10844267
What alternate reality do you hail from? The problem with /jp/ projects is that we can't even get a bland result, we never finish ANY project. Most die in the concept phase, others in the early implementation phase, and the rare few that survive that long die halfway through.

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>>10844272
I've been in several projects where I was also part of the problem, despite being able to finish solo projects. It's not as simple as 'trying' or 'not trying'. Motivation (often confused with, but notably different from willingness) in collaborative projects is a huge bitch to get right, and /jp/ is the least likely group to perform successfully.

[Anonymous No.]

So who wants to make a /jp/ masion on an island with me?

btw I'm a billionaire

[Anonymous No.]

>>10844276
nobody would want to finish a half assed project. but i get what you're saying.

[Anonymous No.]

The problem is most of /jp/ are talentless shits who would rather bash things from the comfort of their computer chair than actually attempt to create anything worthwhile. Most of you sad sacks of shit don't have a creative bone in your entire body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10845444
Nice projecting there, m8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10845454
Seems like you're projecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10845463
I'm not the one bashing stuff from the comfort of my computer chair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10845444
Actually I know lots of talented /jp/ers but they're fucking lazy and hate working in groups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10845476
If you really "know" them then that means you are a social person and don't belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833081
I'd love an point and click adventure like Dragonsphere set in Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10843130
I'm in

[Anonymous No.]

>>10845499
what....

[Anonymous No.]

>>10845542
>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10845499
I contribute more to the board than you've ever done, you fucklord. Now get the fuck out of /jp/.

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>>10845476
>hate working in groups.
I'm a drawthread regular and I'd have to agree with this, on my part.

I pulled out of a certain non-/jp/ related drawfag project when the project manager wanted everybody to ~*~work together~*~ on the project by arranging the art in a certain way (giant group image as apposed to artbook format), and I hastily declined due to that reason. Fuck that shit. I wasn't gonna prod the drawfags next to me in the image if they fucked up, it's not my fault most of the artists involved in that bullshit don't know what artistic components (basic understanding of aesthetics, color, overall harmony, etc.) are necessary for large group images featuring multiple styles and artists, especially if they are trying to impress certain famous people. (Yes, I am an elitist faggot to some extent, deal w/ it)

Not to mention there were quite a few undesirables involved in that project that I didn't want to meet face to face, but I digress

[Anonymous No.]

>>10845581
Maybe you could have show. Them how its done. If they're really passionate about the field then I'm sure they would love to pick up a thing or two.

[Anonymous No.]

Lets start a racing team

[Anonymous No.]

>>10845581
Do you like being around people?

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>>10843234
/jp/ Mansion?
That shitty e-zine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10845595
That's such a fucking bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10845606
Don't be a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10845617
Don't tell me what to do, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10845600
What is e-zine? Some kind of viagra?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10845641
It's an 'internet magazine'. Basically, a PDF imitating a real magazine, completely missing the point of the web (which can do the exact same things in a better way, and more).

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836843
I decided that a RPG Maker game would be more fun, so I'll do it.
The plot will be reimu got kidnapped and the protag needs to free her by fucking the most touhous he can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10845718
Instead make a game where you kidnap and rape Reimu, and beat up a bunch of nerds who come to save her.

[Anonymous No.]

People who need to work with other people to get things done are the worst. Can't you just do something yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10845718
please
everything is so lewd
why cant it be pure
I hate being turned on

[Anonymous No.]

>>10845727
That was a perfect idea, I'll do it instead, thanks.

>>10845731
because the touhous are lewd

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>>10845735
i will save reimu
just try and stop me

[Anonymous No.]

More little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10845745
how many picarats did those roids cost

[Anonymous No.]

>>10845444
Just because you're talentless doesn't mean everyone is. However I'm pretty sure we're all extremely lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/, i give up on you all.
there is no hope.
i'll escape from this darkness before it's too late

[Anonymous No.]

Suppose we were to make a point and click adventure set in gensokyo, who would be interested in it?

We need: writer, programmer

Composer and artist is optional but would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10846366
I can help with the programming. We could use Adventure Game Studio. I never used it to be honest but it shouldn't be too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

How to have a succesful project: Write everything. Every single concept, dialogue, scenery, etc. Then, start looking for people. Everything else will progress smoothly as soon as you find a dedicated and talented artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10845581
Please do not misuse spoilers.

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>>10846369
What kind of programmer doesn't know how to program?

Also why can't we use OC instead of retreading more 2hu stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10846385
Well that was a poor choice of words. You don't really need to know programming with AGS, it's more like a tool, not a programming language

[Anonymous No.]

>>10846366
Artist? Optional? In a point and click adventure? I'm pretty sure there are easy-to-use engines out there that make the programmer redundant, but the artist is clearly vital to point-and-click games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10846404
Well it's always possible to steal images from pixiv or use programmer art.

Maybe a programmer isn't needed either if there are already programs out there to make a point and click adventure.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I'm a game programmer and I think I can help if you guys resort to make a game. The caveat is that I'm quite busy with college and job's stuff, so I might not be able to help right now.

My speciality is XNA 4.0/Monogame, but I also know how to use Unity, Processing, HTML5, Flash (ActionScript 3.0 only) and SDL. We can set an open source project so everyone can help with the code.

CAPTCHA: accomplished oymehel. I have a good feeling!

I'm leaving an e-mail for you guys to send a message if you require my help on the project.

[Anonymous No.]

I have my hands full with my own project but I wish the best of luck to all /jp/ers! I was supposed to post it this weekend (I even mentioned it in this thread) but I figured posting it during the week would be much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10846413
Waiting warmly for you to post it.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not talented enough to help out yet. I'm working hard though! One day I will be able to create something nice with you all.

[Anonymous No.]

i'm willing to work on characters if you need an artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833313
k

[Anonymous No.]

So there aren't any writers in /jp/ willing to work on a project?

Maybe we shouldn't make something that needs writers then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10847352
I can write.

[Anonymous No.]

Only non students and unemployed people are allowed in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10847421
What if I study by myself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10847352
I can copy and pasting

[Anonymous No.]

How about a figthing game with stands users with users and stands based on /jp/ culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10847866
One would make you so depressed you'd kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10836978

We're here forever, anon. FOREVER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837223

Why isn't this actually happening?

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>>10847352
this. since writing (or rather: ideas) is the problem, i think we should just focus on creating characters.
or decide on which characters to use if it's touhou, and proceed from there.
writing can be difficult but coming up with a plotline or events isn't that hard.

forget about writing, just come up with stuff for the characters to do. eventually something reminisscent of a story will form. and it''ll probably be more fun to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837223
This could work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10844096
That already exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10844182
I can write. Don't ask me for a portfolio. I'd be interested in any type of game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10848490
anything you want to write in particular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10848506
Anything. I don't mind. As long as it isn't generic disney shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10837223

Because the whole "ksdev" treatment pretty much made people terrified that they'll be cheered on only to be turned on and called attention whore once it gets anywhere and be told to get out of /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

where is the new thread?

[Anonymous No.]

I am posting my project! I hope you enjoy it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10841732
I can.

https://soundcloud.com/ryunocore/jay-p/s-bjY2d

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833282
have you ever heard of digital distribution? offline cons are for losers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10847352
>>10848379
I can write really character driven, atmospheric stuff. Just give me your rough outline and a little consultation time, and I can work out personalities that can be placed in any scenario.

Personally, I've been kicking around the idea of a four panel in which several hikki- try to "do something" with their lives. And fail. Repeatedly.
I was hoping to write an overreaching story in which each one finds their own niche in which they can be comfortable enough to claim to be "functioning." Even make friends with a normal person or two.

If you guys want to contribute ideas, or take the concept and use it for a different medium, I'd love to participate. My drawing skills are pretty terrible anyway. (Think somewhere between a drunk Jamie Hewlett and early Tite Kubo)

The only caveat I've got on is that I'm bipolar (BP2 if you must ask). It's most of the way managed, but it does mean that I spend about 50% of my days doing this and the other 50% being awesome at everything.
(Or at least mildly clever. BP2 lights your brain up without the psychosis, so it means I can work/study at 9001 miles an hour and talk comfortably with anybody...but only 50% of the time.)

[Anonymous No.]

New thread: >>10852379

[Anonymous No.]

Before this thread is lost forever, I want to try bumping.

Just to facilitate further discussion.