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10829736 No.10829736[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>get invited by a /jp/er to fuck his girlfriend
>go to his house
>he tells me his girlfriend isn't here yet
>offers me a handjob which quickly turns into a blowjob
>cum in his mouth
>he kisses me with his cum covered mouth
>still horny
>proceed to fuck him in the ass
>cum
>his girlfriend finally arrives
>no longer horny
that feel

>> No.10829742

Please do not misuse the quoting feature.

>> No.10829752

>>10829742
Storytelling using the greentext feature is accepted by the general population. Please don't abuse the do-not-misuse feature.

>> No.10829760

>>10829752
Please do not use the crossboard feature.

>> No.10829761

>>10829752
Who's the general population? You and your mom? Huh?

>> No.10829765

>>10829760
Where would he get his ideas for epic loolz /jp/ threads from if not from /v/?

>> No.10829766
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10829766

>>10829761
fuckin wrekt

>> No.10829772

>>10829736
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>XDROFLyousureshowedmefuckingcocksmantouhouisslutROFLFLOLOLCOPTERYOLOSWAGERWAGSWAGGINGSWAGGERIFICmanitjustdoesmandudejustdoes/B/tardYOMANWORDWORDWORDfuckdatshitfuckdatothershitfuckdatshitCUNTfuckyoutastesjapanesebirdtrVeNEETkVltfuckyouRMoMiNtHeAssSSsYObitchfuckerIWASinnavySEELSfor20000YEARSmyNAMEISJOHNmemes9fagnormalgagANIMEXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWWWWWWWWWWWW

>> No.10829787

What is the maneing of this?

>> No.10829816

>his girlfriend finally arrives
There was actually a girfriend?

Good twist OP, I like it.

>> No.10829825

I just went to a "Confidence in Life" course. It ran from 10am to 3pm and I have no idea how normals do this. I went in tired and I was falling asleep from boredom after about an hour.

I thought it would at least be funny, but it just got annoying. I was the only person laughing at how ridiculously optimistic the teacher was, and her stupid metaphors about how life is a mountain and stuff. Everyone else (7 of them, all middle-aged and up) looked at each other after every point and nodded/murmured in agreement, as though "IF YOU TREAT PEOPLE NICE, THEY WILL BE NICE TO YOU" was some ground-breaking statement that nobody had thought of before.

I didn't want to be so bitter, but I couldn't help it. I tried to keep an open mind, but I just wanted to leave. By the end everyone was friends except for me, I just sat there and never said a word.

I have to go again tomorrow.

>> No.10829832

>>10829825
Why do you have to go?

>> No.10829834

>>10829816
I like to think it went like this:
"Okay, my girlfriend is here! *puts on wig*"
And then OP realized he truly loved his qt pi fuckbuddy just how he was.

>> No.10829835

>>10829825
I told you that it was bullshit

>> No.10829844

>>10829832
That's the thing, I really don't. I was referred from place to place by the free money service (who aren't even giving me my money) until I ended up on this course. I could have said no. I could easily just not go. I could have sneaked off somewhere at lunch. But nope, I can't say no to people. I have to nod and agree and take it like the passive little bitch I am, even if it means physically walking to somewhere I have no interest in going.

>> No.10829840

>>10829825

please tell me more

>> No.10829841
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10829841

Good times/

>> No.10829845

>>10829825

Why do you have to go?

>> No.10829847

>>10829841
Pretend is the most loolzy /a/ meme for me

>> No.10829849

>>10829847
Does /a/ even know about pretend anymore?

>> No.10829850

>>10829752
Go greentext about it somewhere in general population infested lands. I suggest >>>/r9k/

>> No.10829855

>>10829850
trying too hard, brah ;))

>> No.10829860

hottttt

>> No.10829862

>>10829855
cool projecting

>> No.10829870

>>10829835
Your post set the tone for what I thought it would be like, and it was exactly that.

It's not like the material is wrong or anything, it's just nothing. Five hours of talking and she never actually said anything. It could have been a business meeting about enterprise quality solutions and nobody would tell the difference.

>>10829840
Okay! I kept laughing so I had to keep my mouth covered for the first hour or two, and I think everyone thought I had something wrong with me.
At one point someone turned up late, she looked in the room and said, "Fuck it, no way can I go in there," and ran off. I wish I had the balls she did. That's some alpha anxiety right there.
Also I think the man I was sitting next to is a transperson. His name was "Andy" and he looked like a fat, balding builder type, but he spoke femininely and the lady kept referring to him as "Mandy" and at one point said something like, "I only know Andy, I haven't actually met Mandy yet." Maybe he just has a friend or partner called Mandy, but I like to think it's some gender identity thing.

>> No.10829870,1 [INTERNAL] 

wtwd

>> No.10829870,2 [INTERNAL] 

e p i c !

>> No.10829870,3 [INTERNAL] 

bmp

>> No.10829870,4 [INTERNAL] 

age

>> No.10829870,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>10829870,1
>>10829870,2
>>10829870,3
>>10829870,4
Stop bumping your shitty thread.

>> No.10829870,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>10829870,5
This thread is hilarious get bent brah

>> No.10829870,7 [INTERNAL] 

lololol

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