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10826522 No.10826522 [Reply] [Original]

Are you a genius?

If not, are you jealous of Cirno's genius intellect?

>> No.10826526
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10826526

I'm a misunderstood genuis.

>> No.10826565
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10826565

I'm a genius of the 9ᵗʰ degree.

>> No.10826579

eye'm the smartets

>> No.10826585

"eye" is the most stupid thing ever.

You really couldn't localize that better? Why not mix up English pronouns? "Me am the smartest!" At least that makes sense.

>> No.10826593

>>10826585
you are the most stupid thing ever

>> No.10826589

>>10826585
don't think too hard about it

>> No.10826610

I'm pretty much the the smartest person in the world. I could use my intellect to rule all of mankind...if i wanted to.

>> No.10826616

There's a half Japanese (other half English) girl in my class who wears a shirt with

ROSES ARE #FF0000
VIOLETS ARE #0000FF
IF YOU CAN READ THIS
THEN YOU'RE A NERD TOO

written on it. Should I fug?

>> No.10826627

>>10826616
ask her which 2hu she would fuq

>> No.10826639 [DELETED] 
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>>10826627
Will do. Think I'm handsome enough for her to respond positively? I've never approached a girl before.

>> No.10826646

>>10826616
Stay away, it's a try-hard nerd.

>> No.10826658

>>10826639
go get her boss
maybe you can have touhou children one day

>> No.10826662

>>10826616
Walk over and say, "Actually, I'd say violet is more #8F00FF."

Every time I've said a hex triplet I've memorized, someone has been impressed, as though remembering six hexadecimal digits is hard (and I have a shitty memory).

I'm sure she'll find it erosmart.

>> No.10826670

>>10826616
Make a shirt with
バラは赤い
スミレは青い
If you can't read this
do your reps

>> No.10826672

>>10826662
Would you find it erosmart if >>10826639 said it to you? Not him, btw.

I've only memorised #00CC00 because of Legend of Zelda.

>> No.10826675

>>10826662
You never had to consult your notes in Deus Ex did you?

>> No.10826679

>>10826639
Can't tell if blind or irises not visible.

>> No.10826682

>>10826672
He does look pretty mysterious and sophisticated, so I'd say it would work for him as long as his delivery isn't too creepy.

I always have #EEF2FF and #D6DAF0 buzzing around my head. If you don't know why, you are a 4chan secondary (and not a true nerd like I am).

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>>10826682
Will you find a qt 4chan gf if you print this on a shirt?

>> No.10826694

>>10826639
Are you going bald?

>> No.10826701

>>10826694
I'm 18, so I hope not... I don't think I ever had hair there.

Maybe one day my autismbux will cover cosmetic surgery. Then again, I live happily with a realistic, life-size doll so I don't really need to be attractive.

>> No.10826715

>>10826701
>Maybe one day my autismbux will cover cosmetic surgery.
Maybe one day those surgeries will be worth the money, nowadays they don't have the best results.
Good luck anyway.

>> No.10826741

I'm more nerd than you, I know how to count in binary!

0000
0001
0010
0011
0100
0101
0110
0111
1000
1001
1010
1011
1100
1101
1110
1111

>> No.10826809

>>10826741
I like counting in binary because I imagine little ants or lemmings moving along and incrementing each digit, or sand filling up sideways until it reaches enough to enter the next chamber.

>> No.10826850
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>>10826741
Doesn't even gray code.

0000
0001
0011
0010
0110
0111
0101
0100
1100
1101
1111
1110
1010
1011
1001
1000

>> No.10826865

>>10826701
This isn't the board for children like you.

>> No.10826872

>>10826850
I bcd

0000 0000
0000 0001
0000 0010
0000 0011
0000 0100
0000 0101
0000 0110
0000 0111
0000 1000
0000 1001
0001 0000
0001 0001
0001 0010
0001 0011
0001 0100
0001 0101
0001 0110
0001 0111
0001 1000
0001 1001

>> No.10826886

>>10826850
Just looked this up and god damn, is it stupid.

This is why mathematicians > engineers.

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>>10826872
pls no, binary is best

>> No.10826918

>>10826701
>im 18

there was a time it wasn't acceptable to openly admit this on /jp/

anyway, "cosmetic surgery" won't do shit for you

but you have done this to yourself, and you pay the price

I advise you to stop masturbation, take finasteridium and use minoxidyl ASAP, if you REALLY want to regain hair...or at least not lose any more

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>>10826522
I may not be a genius, but even I can see why Cirno loves the taste of cinnamon vodka crunch!

>> No.10826938

knowing the basics of programming is now a nerd thing?

>> No.10826956
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>>10826938
No, just messing with you.

>> No.10826960

>>10826938
That's the joke, guy.

>> No.10826979

>>10826938
And since when knowing the hex code of a few colors and binary is part of the basics of programming?

>> No.10827019

>>10826979
You mean to say that you don't assembly?

>> No.10827030

>>10826979
They are part of the basics of programming, they're not the basics of JUST programming, if that makes sense.

I took a programming class years ago and number systems were the first thing we learned.

(not him, by the way)

>> No.10827247

>>10826938
nerdlevel++;

>> No.10827266

>>10827247
evalautes to nerdlevel dweeb

++nerdlevel;

i am the storngest

for longer than u

>> No.10827307

>>10826938
It has always been.

>> No.10827340

>>10827266
return 0;
lol

>> No.10827347
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10827347

I'm not a genius. Sometimes people think since I'm quiet, I must be smart. It's amusing, in the old days people thought quiet people were stupid.

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10827418

im fucking cool and smart yeah. welcome to /jp/, losers

>> No.10827427

>>10826670
with anki (: only 30 dollars on your smart phone (: buy now (:

>> No.10827437

>>10827418
I'm beautiful and intelligent yet I'm very uncool and repulsive.

>> No.10827456
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>>10826585
Don't think too hard, you might hurt yourself.

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>>10827437

>> No.10827502

>>10827427
le free software face

>> No.10827646

>>10827502
that's not how you do it, you offer to sell him it for $20 :-P

>> No.10828276

I've won the regional physics and math championships in high school.
My iq is 119.
Beat that.

>> No.10828286

>>10828276

Yeah well I failed my math test.

My IQ is 168 though I'm just really lazy duh

>> No.10828667

>>10828276
My school counselor said I might have aspergers' That means my IQ is like 140, at _least_, and I'm smarter than you.

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