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10820360 No.10820360 [Reply] [Original]

It's been a while since the last decent Remilia thread, /jp/.

It's time to show the young lady your appreciation again. You should really give her more of your love.

>> No.10820364

>It's been a while since the last 2hu general thread

>> No.10820367

aw shit

remilia general

blood suckan
image dumpan
loli vampiran
sex fantasizan

get in here, toubros!!!

>> No.10820370

Feelio when someone posts a nice piece of art and you reverse search the art to see if the artist did porn of the same character and they did but the porn isn't very satisfactory because it doesn't meet your objectively correct tastes.

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I want to act like a retarted idiot around her to see that sweet look of dissapointance and annoyance on her face as she scowls at me

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Best canon Remilia ever.

>> No.10820381

It sounds childish when you talk like that. Are you even older than 20?

>> No.10820399
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Best girl by a fucking mile.

Also why does everyone in the western fandom seem to prefer Flan, yet Remilia has more fanart practically everywhere? Is Remilia hugely popular in japan or are her fans just more laid back?

Also what's up with Remilia's tag on pixiv?
Last time I checked "Remilia Scarlet" or "レミリア・スカーレット" only gave a few thousands results while just "Remilia" or "レミリア" gave out huge amounts of pictures. Why don't they use her full name like for most other characters?

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>> No.10820402

She has smaller tits than her little sis

>> No.10820409

Don't know. Maybe, you know, because it's too long?

>> No.10820413

"フランドール・スカーレット" is even longer, yet everyone uses that for Flandre. Just seemed odd to me.

>> No.10820415


Remilia is appearing in pretty much all canon Touhou works. Meanwhile Flan is doing nothing in the mansion. Seriously, when was the last time Flan actually talked with anyone in canon?

The thing is Flan looks better. An she's oozing with sex.

>> No.10820416

That just makes her even more perfect.

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They look basically the same minus hair and wings, but I guess the blonde and red combination on Flandre does things to people.

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I want to brush her teeths

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Time for autism.

If Remilia's ability is the manipulation of fate then that implies that fate actually exists in the touhouverse, so many events are predetermined and Remilia has some sort of control over it.
Doesn't this more of less make her the only character with a true free will?
Everyone else is bound by the laws of fate, if it's your fate to be at Reimu's shrine on a certain day you will unconsciously choose to perform actions that will make you end up there, Remilia would be the only one not bound by these laws.

>> No.10820471

So are you implying her poop does not smell like roses?

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Now that I think about it, I'm not 100% sure about that either.

>> No.10820491

Plus, christmas wings.

>> No.10820493

What does Remilia is trying to do to Zelda?

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Feeding off his blood. Link should be good to go afterwards because I can remember reading somewhere that Remi doesn't drink enough to kill.

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>> No.10820514

If I could choose 3 Touhous to fuck, I'd fuck Remilia 3 times.

>> No.10820512

Why do you always use the same picture?

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>> No.10820524

Fate can be anything, but it's probably more about manipulating probability. And she absolutely sucks at it anyway.

>> No.10820520

5 pages are missing! Gotta fill that Touhou quota! :-D

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It's my favourite image of her, but I only made a thread about her once before and that was months ago.

>> No.10820531

I'm 27. How the HELL do 19 year olds type differently to 20 year olds, and what the HECK is your problem? I'll type however I want, dude. Good luck trying to appear grown up, I guess? ┐('~`;)┌

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>> No.10820537


We honestly know nothing about her ability.

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>> No.10820542


This outfit is so good.

>> No.10820543

I wonder if it's not simply a trick. Like she went 'Look I can manipulate Fate it's true!', and of course everybody believed her because she's a powerful vampire and everything.

>> No.10820546

You know what would be epic? A Remilia "just as planned" image.

>> No.10820550

It's her ability in her official profile. If it was a lie ZUN would've stated that, like he stated that her Dracula statement is a lie.
Also it would make her the only Touhou without an ability, which would be weird, especially for a powerful Touhou like she is.

> And she absolutely sucks at it anyway.

What are you basing this on?

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>> No.10820568

I think it's safe to assume that it's a high-tier ability simply because of who she is. Stage 6 boss, faction leader, relatively old, vampire.
You're right though, "fate manipulation" without additional information could be pretty much anything.

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I'd give her something to suck on

on a side note we need more Remilia in different clothing

>> No.10820584

Why is she so sexual?
Seriously, what is it? Just like her sister, but in a different way. Pictures like that get me just as hard as actual porn.

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>> No.10820594


Because loli vampire.

They are all made of highly concentrated sex.

>> No.10820597

Libido of a 4 hundred year old

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>> No.10820606

>No wings
pleb-tier shit.

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I agree, ignoring her wings when drawing her is a crime.

Also why is she sometimes drawn with pointy ears? I noticed that on quite a few images I have of her.

>> No.10820637

I'd do this to her.

>> No.10820645

You are a bad person.
And they'd probably grow back in a day anyway.

>> No.10820646

Spoiler: results for レミリア include results for レミリア・スカーレット. Results for レミ will include both (useful to cover people who believe tags like レミ咲 are descriptive enough). If there are too many false positives, add 東方 to eliminate them (though you'll be removing true positives too).

フランドール・スカーレット 31868件
フランドール 62073件

レミリア・スカーレット 27795件
レミリア 78780件

ミスティア・ローレライ 7938件
ミスティア 15332件

リグル・ナイトバグ 5717件
リグル 18173件

Don't look for patterns in random fluctuations.

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>> No.10820651

>Also why is she sometimes drawn with pointy ears?
i guess some japs think when someone turns into a vampire, they grow elf ears.

>> No.10820652

I'd throw her in the void too.

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I love her so much. I want to be her eternal servant, her toy and plaything, the pet she abuses for fun.

Hell, I wouldn't even complain if I became her lunch, just the thought of my blood nourishing her would be heaven.

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It's pretty likely that Remilia is the vampire that started the vampire incident that led to the creation of the spellcard rules, right?
Does that make her the only youkai who started 2 major incidents?
That would also explain why Yukari knew her, if Yukari was the powerful youkai who had to come out to stop her.

>> No.10820848

I just want to casually drink tea with her and gossip, maybe play some chess or whatnot

since my insecurite will keep me from ever being able to regard her with any other friendship than slight friendship

>> No.10820849

Cool pic dude.

>> No.10820862 [DELETED] 

you wouldnt rape her bro

you wouldnt pin her down bro

and as she screams

dick her hard

make her bleed bro


>> No.10820868

Nah she would just need to look at me unimpressed and ask me what am I doing and I would back down

>> No.10820889 [DELETED] 

what if i looked at you unimpressed bro

and asked you why you werent raping bro

or would it have to be a girl

i could get my sister to do it bro


>> No.10820890

Trying to do that to a youkai of her caliber would be impossible.
She could kill you without moving a single finger.

>> No.10820898 [DELETED] 

love knows no bounds bro

doesnt matter though bro

chen is enough for me bro

>> No.10820899

I value her more than your sister

>> No.10820903 [DELETED] 

my dick doesnt bro


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All this talking about wanting to fuck Remilia.
Do you guys only see her as a sex object? Disgusting.

I'd want to hug her, kiss her, cuddle with her for hours and then I'd want to have sex with her too.

>> No.10820924

she is not the hug, kiss, or cuddle type.

>> No.10820928

She can fall in love too.

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She's just a dumb youkai. She only thinks of killing and eating.

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Do you think I could impregnate the little loli vampire???????

>> No.10820967

I want to be Remilia-sama's servant

>> No.10820978

I don't doubt that. I just don't think she's the hug, kiss, or cuddle type. She'd sooner have you kiss her feet than kiss you.

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You howling m8?

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Now I've lost it!

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>> No.10821159

Wow man, he must've trolled you pretty hard.

>> No.10821162

>it would make her the only Touhou without an ability, which would be weird, especially for a powerful Touhou like she is.
Well she can turn into bats too.
But who are we kidding, that's kinda lame.

>> No.10821169

I'd love to kiss her feet too, but wanting to be close to the one you love is just natural. She may not be the lovey-dovey type, but you can't go without a few hugs and kisses.

>> No.10821176

That thumbnail looks very lewd.

>> No.10821177

Yeah, but that's a standard vampire ability.
Her profile has "manipulation of fate" as her innate power, so we really have no reason to doubt that.
Also wasn't Remilia able to predict the meteor attack in bohemian archive due to her fate powers? Iirc Aya and Flandre talked about it for a few lines.

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Ojou-sama is a very sexual girl

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Strongest hat.

Also, she immigrated to Gensokyo for the reason of having a new playground to have fun in. Remilia just wants to have fun.

>> No.10821220

I feel this strange sensation of yearning to press my face there

>> No.10821218

Vampires cannot be impregnated

>> No.10821221

Depends on the version of vampire.

>> No.10821237

Well Remilia is presenting her maid to you. One should of course be so gracious as to accept.

>> No.10821249




no dumbass she's too old and probably doesn't even have any eggs anymore

>There are no 'ancient' accounts of a female vampire giving birth. All such allusions are of recent origin and are in all probability fictional.

Remiria fags = told

>> No.10821250

Maids are old and busted, gate guards are the new hotness

They should be

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I think Remilia is one of the most underrated Touhous in many categories. Not only power, but also things like intelligence. She was smart enough to notice that Yukari was manipulating everyone in SSiB, Patchouli said that Remilia knew full well what was happening and just went with it for the fun.

>> No.10821263

>Vampires cannot be impregnated

Vampires lack many traits of other undeads, she needs to drink and obviously her senses still work, so at least some of her organs remain working in her undeath. It's not too unreasonable to assume that the organs necessary to give birth remained working too.

>> No.10821270


You are small time.

>no dumbass she's too old and probably doesn't even have any eggs anymore

Vampires maintain a perfect state of death, so she has whatever she was equipped with when she was turned or born.

You can thank fanon for that! Only those with discerning tastes can see the true Remilia that overflows from the canon material.

>> No.10821352

Just remember this, /jp/: Gil D'Rais, a pedophiliac murderer with eccentric fetishes was executed by both religious and secular authorities 50 or so years before Flandre and Remilia were born. There is a good chance that it was him that turned them.

>> No.10821388

>Gil D'Rais
How could he have "turned" them if he died before they were born?

>> No.10821390

That is assuming Flan&Remi are french, only Flandre's name would fit that, Remilia and the family name not.

>> No.10821413

You kinda have to die to become a vampire.

>> No.10821435

Even still, the dates don't match up.

Both claim birth dates just after 1500. And it's stated that both became vampires as children, meaning even if they measure their birth dates from the time they died and became vampires, they would have been born long after D'Rais was executed and burned.

>> No.10821467

Then I should indeed dig in, and taste the maid from the inside while my nose tickles her butthole as it pulsates in rythmic motion

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Too late, it was just a ruse!

You are now supper.

>> No.10821495

Anon, that's assuming Remilia was not at least 10 years old when both her and Flandre were turned.

Also, fun fact: The black death plague was still going strong when they were turned. Chances are they were turned into vampires to spare them such a fate.

>> No.10821497

An AK-47, how charismatic! I shall bask in the sight of the naked maid while recieving Remilias hard rigid bullets that penetrate deep into my warm, soft, moist and tender flesh

>> No.10821521

If they were turned and not born vampires then Flandre was turned several years after Remilia, since she looks just as old, maybe by Remilia herself.
Maybe Remilia just ran into a vampire one day who killed and turned her. Or the entire Scarlet family was killed by that vampire, Remilia became the undead she is today and Flandre somehow survived because she wasn't there. Would explain the missing parents.

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I want to become Remilias pillow in my next life.

>> No.10821537

im thinking of photoshopping that image because I've always felt the handguard with the wood foregrip looks like ass.

still though, Id operate with Remilia.

>> No.10821559

Go stroke you glock you freedom obsessed scum.

>> No.10821591

That is what I'm assuming, since canon heavily implies that they were turned as children.

WHatever, its Gensokyo. Perhaps D'Rais survived his horrific burning and continues traveling Europe deflowering little girls and boys before turning them into vampires.

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dude i fucking hate glocks. also shopped the pic for anyone else like me who doesnt like the wood foregrip.

>> No.10821600

No one cares murder enabler.

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I do not think the last name "Scarlet" was her name she was born with. It must have been some average sounding (assuming she is french) like Bordeaux or something like that.

"Scarlet" has more fleur to it. Maybe she was too young to remember what her original last name was.

What we do know is that she is from Europe and that she was killed and turned around the 1500s. Flandre however says that Remilia is full of shit and that their sire was definitely not good ol' Vlad.

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You jelly of freedom, bro?

>> No.10821704

We have absolutely no idea what nationality she may be, right? French is a good a guess as any other.
Flandre definitely sounds french, but Remilia italian and Scarlet british. Could be anything, really.

>> No.10821713
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Ojou-sama!, Ojou-sama!, Remilia Ojou-sama!

I've been an insolent cur and I must be punished!
Please drag me across the floor like the worthless dog I am!
Please drink my blood!, insult me more!, please look down on me!.
Please use my body as you please, Milady!

Christmas lights.

>What are you basing this on?
She couldn't stop people from ruining her plans to obscure Gensokyo.

... brb, I need some time alone.

No need for birth control measures~

>> No.10821718

Guns are scary, that's why I only save pictures of them when they are being held by cute 2D girls.

Kalashnikovs are an exception, I think they are totes kawaii and I want to own one that's full auto. I'm not sure if I would shoot it though since I don't like loud noises and I'm kind of weak and don't think I could handle the recoil.

Remy is lucky, she has vampire strength so recoil must not be an issue for her

>> No.10821745

Guns aren't scary when you know how to work with them. If you have issues with recoil, try using firearms that accept .22LR cartridges. Those have very low recoil. Ear protection helps with noise.

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>She couldn't stop people from ruining her plans to obscure Gensokyo.

Well, EoSD would be unbeatable or not even exist if she could've done that.
And she didn't seem too bothered when she lost at the end of EoSD anyway. The whole thing seemed almost like a passtime to me.

>> No.10821777

Guns make loud noises and they are made to kill things. I seriously can't take it easy around them, and the bullies that use them (since every gun owner I've met is a bully)

I would just wish we could throw them all away and spend our money on cuter things, instead.

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Also, guns are not /jp/ related. Please leave.

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>> No.10821806

The look on her face tells me that she knows that what she's doing is a seriously bad idea. I can't imagine how cramped I would get in a suitcase.

Maid needs to knock this foolishness off and get back to doing her job.

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>Ojou-sama!, Ojou-sama!, Remilia Ojou-sama!
>I've been an insolent cur and I must be punished!
>Please drag me across the floor like the worthless dog I am!
>Please drink my blood!, insult me more!, please look down on me!.
>Please use my body as you please, Milady!

Perfect. This is exactly how I feel.

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This is unacceptable.

>> No.10821830
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Why is Remilia always the character bad things happen to in fanon works instead of the character who makes bad things happen to other characters?
Would be more fitting of her. There are only a few good lolidom doujins starring Remilia when she's pretty much the perfect loli to get dominated by.

>> No.10821836

W-What are they doing to Remilia? Plz stop;_;

>> No.10821838

this is quite hot more please

>> No.10821843

positioning of the asshole is quite weird. Maybe the artist was a virgin?

>> No.10821849

oh god, yes

>> No.10821851


There are many femdom doujins with her.

Including some by Hiroe Rei.

>> No.10821855 [DELETED] 

Hey, I'm a virgin and I know where my asshole is.

Though that may be because I'm a very lewd sissy boy who likes to put things up his bottom and take pictures.

I have a lot of time to myself in my room...why not?

>> No.10821860 [DELETED] 

want to be my bofriend /jp/sie?You sound quite hot. I'd finger your asshole every day.

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>> No.10821870

He didn't mean your asshole, you faggot.

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ZUN created perfection.

I absolutely love her.

>> No.10821879

More it's so hard to find good spanking pics. Japanese don't really get it

>> No.10821880 [DELETED] 

I probably disappoint you or let you down. I am quite repulsive in person and I don't like being around people.


>> No.10821883 [DELETED] 

Can't be that bad I'm sure you're a pretty sissy.

>> No.10821884 [DELETED] 

My point was that I'm a virgin who knows where the asshole is located on the body.

>> No.10821893

>ZUN created perfection.
Yeah but your pic isn't Flan. Please don't confuse /jp most people here are confused enough.

>> No.10821894

Hurting ojou-sama makes me sad ;_;

>> No.10821902
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>Yeah but your pic isn't Flan.

So everything is alright then?
Flandre is just good for fapping, Remilia is pure love.

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no your point was someone mentioned something about assholes so you pounced on it advertising yourself like a slutty attention whore.

>> No.10821906

How can she be perfect if her left nipple is so oddly placed?

>> No.10821913

>Flandre is just good for fapping, Remilia is pure love.

You confuse people easily. Flan is pure. Remilla is a slut. Please get your 2hu right. I wouldn't want to see you beeing bullied.

>> No.10821920 [DELETED] 

The way you bully me like that makes my little clitty all hard and dripping pre cum...

...anon pls...

>> No.10821916
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Spoiling a loli vampire is the worst thing you can do for her.

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You mean best, right?

Stupid grey hair maid needs to learn her place!

>> No.10821930 [DELETED] 

>clitty all hard and dripping pre cum
I'm even more confused about your gender than usual. Please explain yourself and post pics.

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Please stop spreading lies about the mistress.

>> No.10821935

How about you take your shitty /soc/ bullshit out of /jp/?

>> No.10821938

She has the body of a child.

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I'm not sure what you're trying to say.

>> No.10821956

The fact that she has danmaku battles with her own maid makes the spoiled brat portrayal more realistic

>> No.10821968

No, take your head out of your autistic ass please.

>> No.10821969
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Everyone has danmaku battles with everyone in Gensokyo, it's almost like saying hello.

>> No.10821974

Do you not want to make love to her slim, supple body?

>> No.10821982
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That pic is so fucking cute. This thread really needs to appreciate how Remilia is just unbeatably cute especially compared to christmas lights.

>> No.10821986

I'd ravage her tiny body so hard, I can't even put it into words.

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>> No.10821995

Remy's lithe body is so erotic I bet she could wring out half a dozen orgasms out of my dick. I just wanna devour her delicate deliciousness (before she devours me, of course)

>> No.10821991

she's a millenia years old vampire I think she'll manage it.

>> No.10821999

Of course she will, that's part of what makes her so perfect.
I wouldn't have to hold back at all since I could never hurt her with my pitiful human strength anyway.

>> No.10822004

...go for it. I'm rooting for you dude.

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Remilia can't catch a break

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>> No.10822013

not hot.

>> No.10822017

a gun is an object, just like a computer or a car, i can understand how someone might be frightened of them.

Owning a full auto ak is very expensive and they arnt easy to come by and there is a lot of paperwork involved. I'd recomend a ak74, they use a smaller cartridge and have less recoil. Also a company called GSG makes .22 AK rifles, they are pretty quiet and have no recoil.

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You're not the only one.

>> No.10822024

Spanking Remy for wetting the bed? What a bitch


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>> No.10822033

>i can understand how someone might be frightened of them.
I'm glad you understand, I just can't take it easy holding something that is made only to kill people.

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Remilia makes me hard like no other character. I don't even know what it is.
Other characters, like her sister, are sexy too, but pictures of Remilia are different, it's so much more for me, I can't explain it.

>> No.10822040

You can't kill people with a computer unless it's connected to the WOPR. God I can't believe that I actually have to explain something so simple.

>> No.10822041

2lewd for /jp/, 2lewd for me

(Though not lewd enough for Victorian England?)

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She is both erotic and yet she gives off a fantastic air of innocence and elegance.

10/10, would become thrall for

>> No.10822083

she's barely 5 centuries old, dude.

>> No.10822096

she looks older brah

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she's really the best

>> No.10822123

>she's really the best slut

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I want to impregnate her, marry her and raise our child together.

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Are you sure, anon? Those always turn to brooding and being fabulous in all they do.

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Posts like that make me hard.

Stop it, I just fapped.

Not him but I will live my whole life in the service of ojou-sama, so I won't mind.

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I'd happily breed an entire army of little vampires with her.
I'd love living with her even if she didn't want to have sex at all, just being near her would make me happy. But damn, I'd be lying if I said I don't want to do incredibly lewd things to her.

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Does anyone have that cap from a doujin where Remilia says that she's going to be a father, and she can't think of what to name her child?

I need it to respond to >>10822126 in a humorous way.

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Gonna do Remiriafag a favor and post this anyway.

>> No.10822214

Seriously, how can you get turned on by a fucking child?

>> No.10822224
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You guys sound nice and wholesome to some extent.
Well, I'm not.

>> No.10822226

but she's older than you.

just because she has some condition that makes her look like this doesn't mean it's ok to hate on her and deny her the life others get.

stop hating on people, you damn bigot. do you also deny the right to have sex to midgets, because their bodies look like those of kids?

>> No.10822231

So, what stops her from turning into mist or bats and getting out of this? A vampire that can't even get out of something this simple and pathetic has a long way to go to be any effective.

>> No.10822233

I don't decide, my dick does.
Blame my dick.

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>> No.10822253

I get turned on by stranger things than 2D girls with flat chests, narrow hips, and incredibly tight vaginas. I don't need to explain anything to you.

>> No.10822251

A vampire of her caliber has a million ways to get out of that situation. She could just break the ropes too, vampires have incredible physical strength.

>> No.10822257

Maybe she wants to be tied up? :3c

>> No.10822277

I can actually imagine Remilia being into BDSM stuff. Probably not on the receiving end though.

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Remicower is my fetish.

Don't judge.

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Dracula's Cradle.

>> No.10822318

It's 2d so it's not the same.

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Gay people can stick it into each other's bums. Pretty soon, polygamy will be legalized (since there's no longer a "moral" position to stand on, now that gay people can marry... and stick it in each other's bums).

I can do it with the mistress in whatever position she wants to, because she's centuries older than I am, and she's only real in Gensokyo.

Worship the devastating red moon!

>> No.10822358

If Remilia was actually 5 and looked the same would you fug her?

>> No.10822359


You are so fucking underage. Get off of /jp/. Get out of life.

>> No.10822365

You didn't answer the question.

>> No.10822369

Untermensch don't get to ask questions. Kindly commit suicide.

>> No.10822403

In ZUN's universe can vampires feel love?

>> No.10822404


>> No.10822408

Homosexuality and polygamy are restrictions on the consent of adults

Pedophilia will always be illegal since children are too immature to consent to anything

Sorry bud to burst your bubble there

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If they want to, I suppose.

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Part of the attraction is that she has the body of a loli but the mind of a centuries-old demon

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>Pedophilia will always be illegal since children are too immature to consent to anything

She's centuries old. You are making an argument that would also make it illegal to have sex with midgets. That's discriminatory. Also, your argument is moralist, not legalist, and is tyrannical on its face.

Also, you are a terrible person. And you smell.

>> No.10822422

But she still has a lolitastic body, regardless of age.

>> No.10822440

>the mind of a centuries-old demon
That's not attractive at all.

>> No.10822449

That's what I said in >>10822414

I just thought that your argument implied that it was previously forbidden to fuck Remilia


To you, perhaps

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That's just your poor and uninformed opinion.

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What? I said no such thing.

And it's not like you could say no to her, anyway. The mistress gets what she wants.

>> No.10822462

>muh consent

Kids can consent plenty. They have better judgement than a drunk woman.

>> No.10822464

>What? I said no such thing.
Which is why I corrected myself sillybuns

Also pls stop shitting up this thread kthx

>> No.10822472

Get the FUCK out you pedophile freak

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filthy dumb

pedo scum

>> No.10822488

Nothing wrong with being a pedophile

>> No.10822514

Just pointing out that informed concent isn't something that can be defined out of age. It's a fact that a slutty 12 year old is more "informed" than a 30 year old virgin nun.

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>Also pls stop shitting up this thread kthx

That would be you doing that.

I have met 12-year-olds more informed about living in general than people in their thirties. Your arbitrary ideas about age and consent mean nothing.

But that's 3DPD, so get the fuck off of /jp/. Serve the mistress.

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kill all pedos

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>> No.10823520

Remilia is my favorite touhou, and while I would do lewd things to her, I would also respect her space and would not force myself upon her. She'd kill me anyway if I tried.

>> No.10823522

I wonder how much she cares about the lives of humans.

>> No.10823530


>> No.10823528

Maybe I could teach her to care about people more insignificant than her, that killing without a need is wrong? That would be nice.

>> No.10823532


>> No.10823533

This thread is not about pedophilia, this is about Remilia. She is not underage.
Go talk about pedophilia in one of our daily loli threads.

>> No.10823534

Maybe, but after 500 years I imagine there's nothing you could say she wouldn't have heard before.

>> No.10823539

Who would have talked to her about it? I don't think anyone rambling and begging incoherently to not be killed would be able to articulate how important his life is to someone, and that killing him would be a terrible deed and would bring pain on dozens of people that he cared for, or even provided for.

>> No.10823565

Why would Remilia kill anyone in the first place? She is a pretty composed and dignified person, and is also known to be a light eater.
I simply cannot picture her shedding blood for no apparent reason.

>> No.10823576

I think you're underestimating 500 years of living, she's probably had thousands of relationships of all sorts with humans. Whatever her moral stance is, we're very unlikely to change it.

>> No.10823581

Doesn't she? I thought humans were brought to the SDM all the time, but I suppose I was wrong.

So if I were to enter the Mansion myself, I wouldn't be killed on sight?

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>> No.10823585

Wouldn't Meiling stop you? You can't just stroll in uninvited.

>> No.10823588

Meiling wouldn't be at the gates. You know that.

>> No.10823591


implying she wouldn't probably be asleep or that he could't just hope the fence/wall/etc. on the backside of the mansion

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>> No.10823656

The best and worst part of Remi is that she is so endearing but you know that there's this bratty and dangerous part of her that would eventually probably kill you

It makes girlfriend fantasies pretty difficult

>> No.10823668

>you know that there's this bratty and dangerous part of her that would eventually probably kill you

So she's just like every other girl, except that she's an incredibly endearing loli vampire. I'd take her over anyone else.

>> No.10823673

How is taking half of my money and my child away from me not a fate worse than death (at the hands of Remilia)?

>> No.10823670

just like every other girl, except her petulance can kill you

>> No.10823674

m8 if she conks u in the noggin u cant be with her anymoar innit

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worst slut

>> No.10823679
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is my mascot cute /jp/

>> No.10823696


i dont want flan's thread to be more popular than this one.

>> No.10823828

How about I kindly commit homicide?

>> No.10823833

She dominates people every day. It's basically her job being the boss. You don't think she would love being on the other end for a change?

>> No.10823838

Can you tell me how to get 4chan to look that cute?

>> No.10823839

Bitch I will fuck you in the ass.

>> No.10823840

She might be curious, but I don't think that would last long after the restraints get strapped on.
'course, at that point, what does consent matter?

>> No.10823951

Please respond.

>> No.10823977

You'll also need Greasemonkey.

>> No.10824000

Thank you. I hope this improves my /jp/ experience.

>> No.10824173
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I don't think Remilia would go so far as kill her lover over a small fight in her relationship.
She knows very well how strong she is compared to a regular human.

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>> No.10824238
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Thoughts on Remilia's "new" portrayal in FS?
In the FS thread almost everyone liked it.
We finally have a canonical depiction of Remilia that looks more like a monster, a vampire you'd actually fear, yet she's still the beautiful little girl. I can't help it but think that this is how Remilia was always intended.

>> No.10824252

I liked how she went well out of her way and navigated cross-border markets to obtain something that is essentially a shrew, just for bragging rights. Very characteristic

>> No.10824271


Those fangs and eye

Jesus Christ how horrifying

it's not bad, but don't say

>how Remilia was always intended

unless ZUN actually wrote for FS as for looks that's always up to the artist and ZUN probably does little oversight in that department let alone would ask them to change anything even if it wasn't to his standards

>> No.10824285

Yeah, I know that, but I just love these looks for her and think it really fits. Especially the eyes.
Remilia is feared enough to be called the Scarlet Devil after all.

>> No.10824287

It's the first time Remilia looks actually charismatic in the manga and she is supposed to be a charismatic character. Why? Because ZUN finally decided to hire a manga artist who can actually draw characters that way. Only took like 8 years for that to happen. Seriously, it was like ZUN had no standards for manga art in the earlier days.

>> No.10824293

for ZUN to have art standards would be massively hypocritical

>> No.10824307

If you hire some artist to draw you an official manga and that manga looks worse than most fan-work, then you might have hired the wrong person. After all, just because ZUN can't draw doesn't mean everything in Touhou canon must look like shit. There is no reason to hire someone who can't draw over someone who actually can. Unless ZUN had no money and Aki Eda did the manga for free.

>> No.10824314


probably, either way this is true

>> No.10824365
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Best devil

>> No.10825493
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Why does Remilia let that nerdy freeloader stay at her mansion for seemingly no compensation?
She even gave her complete control over the library.

Patchy isn't that old, at least compared to Remilia. I wonder how she ended up at the SDM and how she earned Remilia's trust.

>> No.10825500

She's a useful magician and an experienced librarian, I wouldn't mind having someone like her around if I had a mansion.

>> No.10826722
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Can we get more pictures in?
/jp/ has the best pictures.

Finally a manga with good art is all I can think about it.

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I want to ask if I can sleep on her couch and then dissapoint her by actually just going and falling asleep on her couch while she tought that it was just an excuse to stay the night in her mansion and try to impress her and she would be able to blow me off cruelly and gain satisfaction from it, but now she woudl feel very frustrated as she would be left with me snoozing on her coutch

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>> No.10826786
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That's terrible, anon.
Think about the mistress' feelings!

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Don't wake her up!

>> No.10826804

Reminder Remi would never love a human with her canonical personality

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But I love sleeping on couches while being wrapped up in a blanket like a sushi roll. If she wants she is welcome to join me in my cozy roll of warmth and soft, but I am afraid her charisma and personality would be against it

>> No.10826816

You could beat someone over the head with it.

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>> No.10826832

She likes Sakuya and Reimu a lot, so I think being human is hardly a problem. I'd imagine you're fine as long as you can keep her from getting bored, which would be hard enough.
If you can somehow pique her interest you might be good to go, if she needs you to be a youkai she could turn you into one.

>> No.10826838

Charisma is not something that prevents you from doing things like that, Remilia is definitely not the type to do those things though.
She also wouldn't let you sleep in peace if she expected you to do something different.

>> No.10826841

The difference being that she likes them unromantically. A romantic relationship with Remilia would be even less feasible than, say, Eirin or other old as fuck youkai because Remilia still has the attitude of a child despite her age. Eirin at least claims she's bored as fuck and wants fresh new experiences.

>> No.10826860
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But what if I act shy and akward while hiding into my roll of blanket like a scared penis, running away from the cold air back into the warm womb that is foreskin? What would she do then?

>> No.10826871

Oh, so that's what you mean.
I kind of agree it's unlikely, but being childish doesn't prevent her from falling in love. She mentally aged in the centuries she lived, even if her behaviour may not have changed much. She has been occasionally shown to drop her childish behaviour, I imagine she can be serious if it's required.

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That's too lewd.

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Would she gently place her hands on my head and slowly pull my head out, and then kiss my head as if to welcome my head from within the folds into her presence and make my cheeks blush as she runs her hands gently on my head?

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Remillia doesn't seem like that kind of girl. She would probably just suck some of your blood and go back to drinking tea and forget you were there. This is the thing about Touhou's, they're so powerful humans like us would be none-entities to them.

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>> No.10826993

I don't think she'd just ignore you if you're sleeping on HER couch in HER mansion.
But you wouldn't even be there with her if she didn't find you interesting in a way, so she'd maybe let it slide.

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>> No.10827000

Circumcise you.

>> No.10827005


He asked her if he could stay on the couch, this assuming she'd agreed for whatever reason.

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Rip my defence off like a wild animal and tower over my exposed form while I shiver from the cold and loss of my defence? How lewd of her

>> No.10827029

Everyone has a weakness. What is Remilia's and how can I exploit it?

>> No.10827034

Garlic and sunlight.

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>> No.10827061

Exploiting it would be hard though, wouldn't it?
Didn't Akyu say that the regenerates faster than the sunlight disintegrates her or am I confusing this with something else?

She weakens a lot in flowing water, in the EoSD extra backstory she was stuck at Reimu's shrine because of rain.

>> No.10827077

Just invite her to a delicious picnic but mysteriously forget to bring a parasol and accidentally fill the sandwiches with nothing but garlic.
I'm sure both at the same time would do something.

>> No.10827085

Or you could eat a lot of garlic and then spooge into her mouth while flashing an uv flashlight into her face

>> No.10827088

>I'm sure both at the same time would do something.

Make her really angry?

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>> No.10827102

What else would we be trying to achieve?

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I wonder if she covers herself with her wings as well as she can while she lays in bed, if she gets a bit cold under the sheets

>> No.10827161

Rape is illegal and immoral!

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Goodnight kiss with Remilia

>> No.10827186

Caught between my fantasy of romantic Remilia and the reality of her personality

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Forgot to quote half of the thread's posts.

Best canon Ojou-sama so far.

It was expected, having the artist such artistic skill, displayed already in previous volumes.


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>> No.10827361

Remi wants another thread!

She wants another thread for people to worship her!

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>> No.10828234

do you want to get raped by her futa cock?

that's the only kind of rape a human like you can hope to get from a youkai.

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Remila isn't even a Youkai, fagstorm.

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吸血鬼 are accepted as youkai.

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Remilia and her sister rummaged through Sakuya's dresser.

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>> No.10829206

I hate how Remilia is so often portrayed as incompetent or weak in fanon works. That also affects my porn, there are too many doujins of her getting raped and too few of her doing the raping.
I blame the charisma break meme.

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Remilia thread not at image limit?

This is unacceptable!

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Direct sunlight


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Fuck logic.

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Remi is the best touhou.

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She's also classy as fuck

>> No.10832413

That's one reason why she's the best touhou!