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Which 2hu is /jp/'s official mum?

>> No.10819895 [DELETED] 


>> No.10819897

I love all my mommies!

>> No.10819900
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You can only have one truMUM

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>> No.10819965

none fag

>> No.10819993

Not sure why, but this comment made me laugh really hard

>> No.10820050
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Satori are funniest mommy.

>> No.10820056
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Punishment with Mama Yuuka!

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Doesn't /jp/ like mommy anymore? What would mommy need to do to get /jp/ to pay attention to her again?

>> No.10820246

Lose some weigth.

>> No.10820247
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M-Ma... you're embarrassing me in front of my otaku culture friends....

>> No.10820248
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>Implying it's not Flandre
She's the kind of mom who will be very sweet to her young and very lethal to those who would harm her young
The beauty of yandere

>> No.10820250

She's not our mom. Not even close.
She's our little sister who we like to pick on

>> No.10820258
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Is Flan even able to give birth? Her body seems to young. She can be a yandere sister instead.

>> No.10820359

Flandre confirmed for yandere little sister that we unceasingly pick on.

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>> No.10820587

She's the elementary school girl who we like to stalk on.

Very soon, babe.

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Busy day I take it?
>You try having your hands full watching after such energetic darlings. I wouldn't trade this for anything in the world, though.

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>> No.10820683 [DELETED] 

B-But Sanae is Suwako's descendent...

>> No.10820696 [DELETED] 

I'd knock her out, tie her up and have her watch me make to love to Cirno's oversized tootsies. Oh, yes.

>> No.10820703

You monster!

>> No.10820707

Kanako is the best mum.

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You haven't even seen my monster yet! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

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Whoa! Since when was mommy taller than mom!?

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Goodness! Mommy forgot to get dressed again. How forgetful of me!

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Please don't roleplay, mommy.

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das it mane

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Mommy has a big butt!

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>> No.10821669

kanako is the best

>> No.10821683
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I love you mommy

>> No.10821681

this guy knows whats up
*high five*

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>> No.10822125

I-is it bad if I wanna impregnate mommy?!

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Very motherly

>> No.10822232

not even /jp/'s own mother likes him. /jp/ is unattractive as fuck in every aspect

>> No.10822238

whoa now please don't drag reality into the mazacon threads

>> No.10822288


She's enjoying it, like the little slut she is.

>> No.10822304

Chen is a retard and so is /jp/, so Ran obviously.

>> No.10822314
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Ran is my wife, not my mom.

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Not as much as she is enjoying this

>> No.10822624

I won't allow that

>> No.10822647
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Haman is my mom!

>> No.10822733

Her knees are blushing a little too much for a SFW board.

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Haman sama!

>> No.10822823

Mommy's big butt is the highlight of my day!

>> No.10822837

My mom had the potential to look like Kanako. But she has Yuyuko's appetite so instead she looks like a hippo.

>> No.10822843

Please do not misuse spoilers.

>> No.10822857

Get her to workout.

>> No.10822866

She's as melodramatic as Ran and as proud as Yuuka.

>> No.10822872

So you're saying she has fatitude?

>> No.10822873

are you a mod?

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Little mum!

>> No.10822884

I'm saying she is lazy yet self-conscious enough to mask it however she can as long as it makes her look like a victim.

>> No.10822887


let me get her digits. is she hot? it's important on a scale of 1 to 10

>> No.10822896

Just use reverse-psychology on her, Marisa style.

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If byakuren was your mom you would have gradient hair.

>> No.10822902

I'd rather have heterochromia

>> No.10822906

I don't know if I would want to be half umbrella though.

>> No.10822912

But then you'll never be as cool looking or intense like Reunethal.

>> No.10822913

What's grandma doing?

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Playing wrestling with mommy!

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Being old and wrinkly.

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Whose the softest mom between Yukari, Kanako, Yuyuko, and Eirin?

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Yuyuko is the softest. Eirin comes second place because of her skin care medicine. Kanako and Yukari tie for third place.

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No one can beat Yuyuko when it comes to softness.

>> No.10823199

I would like to taste Kanako's nether-regions!

>> No.10823213

You mean her mommy regions?

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Which one do you think has the widest hips?

I'd say Eirin. She has a very motherly and nice look when she smiles. And she represents the moon! So she has to look fertile.

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All those fertile hips...

>> No.10823232

I want to stick my face between Kanako's butt cheeks.

>> No.10823241

These parts probably smell after all of the moving around and housework she does!

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They probably smell like lilacs and cherries. Imagine having your face nestled between those large, soft, womanly yet firm thighs and hips as your nose presses against Kanako's taint.

She'd probably love it. That's the kind of worship mommy craves.

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>> No.10823263


Filthy manchester Brit and Euro scum

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>> No.10823359

Bathing with mommy!

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When you spend as much time on your knees as Sanae, they're bound to get sore and bruised.

>> No.10823366

Why boner

>> No.10823378

Kanako with dark skin actually looks pretty damn good. I like it.

Because your penis understand that Kanako's glorious hips, thighs, and butt are worthy of your praise.

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Kanako doesn't do housework,she's the main Goddess of the shrine. Sanae does all the work and worshipping as the inferior woman.

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Mexicans > Blacks

>> No.10823404



didn't she also challenge and beat the shit out of Slutwako for head goddess of the shrine too?

>> No.10823418

too dark!

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Yep, Suwako is pretty much Kanako's bitch after the Great Suwa War. Kanako just sits back while Sanae and Suwako are busy working and worshipping her. Such is life as the best 2hu.

>> No.10823438

Suwako does shit?

>> No.10823450


Which one is Mexican?

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She cleans up Kanako's.

>> No.10823486

Why do secondaries always portray kanako as Sanaa's mom when it's clearly stated she is suwako's descendant?

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She's like her adopted mother. Suwako is too loli.

>> No.10823491


Kanako has a nice voice

>> No.10823998

how tall is kanako?

is this her real proportion?

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Ran is official wife.

Chen is daughter.

>> No.10824003

If Suwako is too loli, how did she babby?

I prefer Suwako's. It's beyond kawaii. Kanako's sounds too lewd.

>> No.10824004

where is you earring chen

you know i love you earring chen :3

>> No.10824009

I never noticed before, but the perspective in this pic is fucked up.

Tiny leg, loooong leg.

>> No.10824021

Kanako is 9'1" and Suwako is 4'11".

Kanako is often quite violent and lewd and there's nothing Suwako can do to resist. She would have left a long time ago were it not for Sanae. ;_;

>> No.10824045

is there an official height chart or something?

I believe she is that tall but it doesnt seem like many portray it

>> No.10824049


No that is bullshit she is not that tall

ZUN has talked about heights but only by groups like short, tall, very tall etc.

I can't remember where he placed if even placed Kanako

>> No.10824061

Artist source?

>> No.10824327

Yo, this is pretty lewd but I just wanted to let you know that reading this post and the entailing mental images it created is probably the quickest I've ever gone from completely limp to fully erect in my entire life.

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>> No.10824865 [DELETED] 

Look at that wet, wanting mouth...

>> No.10824907

Please post the Yukari mouth.

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Mamazou is my lewd mami.

>> No.10825098 [DELETED] 

my mother still like me even though i stole a huge amount of money from her and I dropped out of college. that i secretly hide from her for five years then she realized im not graduating as she expect.

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You! Study for your driver's exam!

>> No.10825119

Auntie Mamizou is drunk again~

>> No.10825121 [DELETED] 
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I don't have a car. I don't have money to buy one. I cannot get the license even if I had it, because I'm deemed as mentally ill. And even if I wasn't, it's too fucking scary anyway.

>> No.10825123

i love when they stick their hands down their bloomers

>> No.10825137

Don't backtalk your mother
Driving is an essential skill even if you never plan to do it in the near future, there may be a time when you have to.

>> No.10825194 [DELETED] 

>Driving is an essential skill even if you never plan to do it in the near future, there may be a time when you have to.
I can't. I'm officially diagnosed as a loonie, and loonies are not allowed to have a driving license. I'm not entitled to autismbux, though, so I still have got to tear my ass to earn a living. I just can't get a driving license. Fuck you. Also, you can't just impersonate a character without posting an image, I think it's illegal.

>> No.10825195

I love when they stick me down their bloomers.

>> No.10825207

>Fuck you.
Wow, you really are a loonie.

>> No.10825266

You don't have to have a license to drive a car
You're just making up excuses to be a faggot

>> No.10825314
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You need a license and insurance to drive legally.

>I can't. I'm officially diagnosed as a loonie, and loonies are not allowed to have a driving license
Which country is this? I know plenty of mentally disabled people who can drive.

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>acela express

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What of it?

>> No.10825393 [DELETED] 

Sorry, I'm not saying as this is irrelevant to the thread, but a corrupted one. All I wanted to have from the doctors was some medicine to help with my social anxiety. The next moment I end up marked as a loonie for the rest of my life and spening two pleasant weeks in the insane asylum with among actual nuts. I don't even know what disability I'm supposed to have because there is a policy to withhold information about mental disorders from the patients. All I know is that it's incompatible with having a driving license. Thanks for not bullying, though.

>> No.10825412

I had no idea it existed. Here I thought america's layout didn't allow for any money to be put into high speed trains. But the location of it makes sense when I looked it up.

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>> No.10825516

yes and Ran is 10'2"

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>> No.10825924

i hate this artist. all his hags look like the mom from calvin & hobbes. i can't jerk to that.

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>> No.10825947

your so fuckin gay. What's that shit about '" I canot fap this '" seruisly

>> No.10825950

I hate you. Now I can't, too.

>> No.10825988

I don't see it.

>> No.10825998

I have been interested in grandmas lately, but in all the images I've seen they just draw them like normal milfs.

Anyone has drawings of grandmas that look sexy?

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>> No.10826210

Where I can found this doujin?
Google doesn't give me anything

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>> No.10826232

dude they're huge
why do the old lady touhous get portrayed as people suffering from gigantism

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The height makes it sexier

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Auntie Cirno!

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Holy shit, that's almost twice my height.

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Ran is the best mommy

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Ran is best wife

>> No.10828359

Pregnancy with Kanako!

>> No.10828364

being a monstergirl loli while being smothered in fluffy tails is my ultimate fetish.

>> No.10828376

i'll love to watch this every morning

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This guy is the best Ran artist. His doujins are amazing and reference fighting games alot. It all looks very retro.

>> No.10828534

If I hadn't read that food doujin by this artist, I would've thought this pic was NSFW.

>> No.10828600

No thanks. He ruins my Mama Yukari and daughter Ran fantasies with his dykeshit. It kind of disgusts me how he promotes homoshit in his doujins. I'd like to read my 2hu doujins without that garbage. Again, no thanks.

>> No.10828632


Yukari looks like a man in that picture

>> No.10828676

I spent some time looking for that doujin before I learned it, sadly, didn't exist.

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>> No.10830562

When's the last time you kissed your mom, /jp/?

>> No.10830599


My mom left me and my dad on the streets so she could go with her boyfriend that she been meeting on the side because he had more money.

After a few years she pretended that what she did was okay and left me to baby sit her kids while she went out and partied while I was visiting her for the summer.

Of course my mother figure during childhood was a 70 year old chick who smoked, cooked great food, and actually treated me like her own. I remember she would have me cuddled up next to her while we read Peter Rabbit books. All warm, bundled in a warm blanket, wrapped up together.

>> No.10830612

She licked me on the face when she was drunk one time, I think it was around 2003

I guess that could count as I can't remember the last formal kiss

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>> No.10830717

Mother's Day is coming up. Do you have anything special planned for your mommy, /jp/?

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Does that mean you're my daddy?

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Sometimes before she goes on business trips and stuff I go to kiss her on the cheek but she doesn't move her head so it ends up on the lips

Today I accidentally walked in on her while she was changing, she only had a bra on but she didn't even seem to care. Just spoke to me like normal. I don't know, maybe it is normal.

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>> No.10832062

post moar shinki

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dont mind me

>> No.10832107

Has anyone had a chance to taste breast milk as an adult?

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>> No.10832631


I hope you abused your half sibling otherwise you have no sense of justice.

>> No.10832645


Your mom was drunk and licked your face yet you didn't do shit? I know sadpanda didn't exist at that time but still anon, I am deception.


Yes. I've already seen my mother naked multiple times and we could possibly give less fuck.

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Please don't tease mommy with such sweet words!

>> No.10832733
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If Eirin was my mom my life wouldn't be different in any way.

>> No.10833050

Mom please, you are drunk.

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>> No.10836772

She looks cuddly there.

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she always is

>> No.10837822

Mom pls

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>> No.10837843

Yukari becuase she would sleep all day and tell /jp/ to fuck off and raise themself

>> No.10837860

Sounds pretty accurate
There was just more alcohol involved

>> No.10837869

This sounds about right if /jp/ had a decent mother like Ran, Yuyuko or Kanako /jp/ wouldn't have turned out a NEET

>> No.10837881

Today I felt my mommy's lone bra from behind as if I were groping her.

Then I checked the size and it was 38D. I figured I'd share this information with my fellow mother lovers.

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>> No.10837934


The fuck? was it still on her?

38D is pretty big damn nice body

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Me too dood. Let's make out.

>> No.10837964

It was the top one in her drawer so I'd assume so

We have always been private with our bodies in my household, and I really have never seen her nude. At least being old enough to remember.

I wish to feel the mommy boobies!

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>> No.10838524


Just ask her to take a bath with you, it should work just like my japanese animes

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>> No.10844480

would you let mom dominate you

>> No.10844569

Mom loves me she wouldn't hurt me

>> No.10844651

Dominance =/= bad wrong hurting, you dolt.

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>> No.10845483

My mom developed schizophrenia when I was a kid! Now she lives with my grandparents and I just kinda ignore her existence when I'm over there to visit.

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Mom got really drunk last night so I took the chance to touch her some. Nowhere lewd, I just rubbed her belly and stuff. I did get an erection and it was the first time I have ever touched a woman so much. She was stumbling around and not making sense with her slurred speech so I doubt she'll even remember it whenever she wakes up.

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I don't speak to my parents.

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>> No.10846137


Responsibility for all except Byakuren she can raise the kid on her own

>> No.10846192

Is it wrong if I want to hug mummy tight and yell "I LOVE YOU MOMMY" as I bury my dick deep inside her and coat her insides with my stick cum with one final thrust, as her body tightens itself around me, constricting as waves of orgasmic pleasure wash over her?

Is it also wrong that I want her to keep the baby?

>> No.10846207

wd fuq nigger sanae

>> No.10846246

Your touhou mommy?

>> No.10846256

Well duh. My real mommy is not erotic at all

Though if my mom were younger and prettier I am not sure if I would want to fuck her.

>> No.10846277

Do you think you would like to go father if you did it next time? Maybe feel her hips, or get a good whiff of her hair? Feel her up when she's passed out?

Or of course you could just tell her that you'd like to jam your penor inside her and see what happens.

>> No.10846321

>She licked me on the face when she was drunk one time

Is this true love?

>> No.10846328

I'm too scared to go that far

>> No.10846333

It's obvious what you need to do, then. Get drunk, and spend some quality time with your mummy.

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I am a truNEET, I am dependent on her to survive. I can't risk doing something weird in an awkward moment of passion that ruins our relationship forever.

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I wish I could have stayed in the womb and became a neet god. Being entirely dependent in every way and not having to work for anything, including feeding myself or staying clean. Everything would be warm and soft inside her tummy and I can always feel at ease listening to my mommy's heartbeat.

And being perpetually pregnant would mean she would always be in maternal mode so she would be happy too. Even though its sometimes painful the hormones women deal with when they're pregnant allows them to enjoy it and feel content.

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I love mom.

>> No.10846567

Please don't take advantage of mom, just tell her that you love her and her body.

>> No.10846616

Why would anyone fuck their own mom...

I mean, you came out of her because you're made of your dads sperm so that means you are your dads sperm and fucking her would be like putting your dads sperm inside of her again...

I don't know what the fuck i am talking about...

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What if I want her to take advantage of me?

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I want to make consensual love to Mommy. Especially to her butt.

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>> No.10847255

That's pretty fucked up.

>> No.10847297


you're so cute

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>> No.10850039

they still look good. Must be the soft curves of the lines like on their faces.

>> No.10850444

Looking a bit plump there, mommy.

>> No.10850451

She's canon fat

>> No.10850756


Plump mommies are best mommies
Great for impregnating

>> No.10850802

I don't know exactly what's going on in this picture.
But I like it.

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>> No.10851189


No dumbass

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>> No.10851197

don't call names fuckass

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how many of you are associated with snakes?

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also, me and my older sister are associated with em;.

>> No.10851519

what, like Chinese Zodiac? I'm a Rabbit.

>> No.10851525

SHIT, I meant to say metal goat

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my zodiac is a metal snake, by my inner zodiac is a water snake

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> tfw I'm a snake in the chinese zodiac
> I hate snakes

Pic related

>> No.10851531

>also be a Cancer
I got the worst Zodiacs

>> No.10851571

My younger sister and me were both born in the year of the snake

I will offer her to lady Kanako as a meal in return for her favor

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Why is Kanako usually depicted with such perfect proportions when it comes to her body yet Yukari or Yuyuko are usually kind of on the fatter scale? Not that I don't mind plump mommies or anything.

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Yeah, I don't like it either. I imagine Kanako being older and plumper.

>> No.10852062

i approve of this
also why does nippon make all their men brown? its a turn off

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I like my mommies soft

>> No.10852564

Wow, I would've felt her up more! Especially her boobies...

My mommy never gets drunk

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>> No.10853545

Mom's warm insides

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..I want to return to them

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Whichever mwommie has the most sweet sweets of course!

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>> No.10853978

What does a kiss with mommy feel like?

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Yuuka is my mommy!

>> No.10856761

I can't masturbate to Kanako. It feels wrong and even my dick thinks it's wrong and won't let me. Why does my penis have morals I thought they just wanted sex.

>> No.10857004

You dont think your penis has feelings? Sure they can grow numb to being used like an object just like a person can from being abused. How would you like to just be used for pleasure and then ignored all day. Try talking to Mr. Penis, he has feelings and he wants to express them. You probably abuse him so much that he even cries yellow tears of pain every few hours.

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He's the one that bugs me. It's always sex this and this girl is cute that. The kind that busts into your house to play a game you don't really wanna play but you kinda feel obligated to because they'll bug you until you do play. Almost never cares about anything but feeling good.

>> No.10857043

This might shock you; I might be your father.

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How tall would Kanako be?

>> No.10857752

Sanae died

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yer mums sexy m8

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>> No.10858690

Yuuka begging people to stare at her jugs

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I wanna rest on mommy's lap.

>> No.10859158,1 [INTERNAL] 

why the FUCK was this deleted?

>> No.10859158,2 [INTERNAL] 

because getterguts is deepfag

>> No.10859158,3 [INTERNAL] 

jannie has a bad relation with mommy

>> No.10859158,4 [INTERNAL] 

how do you know?