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Milk general

Discuss all things milk.

>tfw she doesn't know you exist

>> No.10815411

>>>/ck/

>> No.10815413

What should I do if i want to do talk to her. I'm scared she will just ignore me if I try, also I don't know how to get in contact with her.

Please respond.

>> No.10815420

>>10815413
You can add her on Skype.

I did, but she seems to have stopped talking to me. I don't know, I think I come across as weird or awkward, but I really just want to chat and get to know her a little.

Hopefully I should have some money soon. I'm thinking about buying something on her wishlist.

>> No.10815424

>>10815413
Killing yourself will probably get her attention

>> No.10815425

>>10815411
>No, because [a sticky] would encourage new people to come here. If you don't already know how to cook, you aren't welcome here and you should leave.

Why is /ck/ so mean?

>> No.10815435

>>10815420
What is her skype?
What was her reaction when you first sent her a message?


I require this information.

>> No.10815443

>>10815425
I used to lurk there and they did get a lot of problems like that. "Hello /ck/ I desperately need to cook something but I usually just use a microwave lol! Also it's for my girlfriend so it's super important! It has to be easy and quick and cost under $5 but also delicious and like something a professional chef would make. One time I made brownies so I think I'm a good enough cook. PS. I am a girl."

>> No.10815445

good morning.

>> No.10815450 [DELETED] 

>>10815435
welcomeunknown

I said "hello" then she said "hello" back. I explained I was from /jp/ and she said she talks to people like me sometimes.

>> No.10815451

>>10815445

Milk, will you please attend the next /jp/ orgy?

I can't think of a better way for you to lose your anal, vaginal, oral and nasal virginity than amongst a crowd of like-minded people.

>> No.10815453

>>10815443
Its like that in every board. The equivalent here is the idiots thinking this is a japan board and asking about translation or japanese culture and history when most people here don't give a fuck about any of those.

>> No.10815454

>>10815450

Sounds like she was barely holding back her hate for you. Girls are really egotistical fucks.

>> No.10815457

>>10815445
Will you be my friend?

>> No.10815462

>>10815453
It really got old on /ck/ though. The questions were always the same. They were either about those quick infographic recipes (e.g. microwave mug brownies) or just how to cook. At least /jp/ gets DIFFERENT translation requests.

I hope they don't get a sticky. I haven't been there in a while, but there are plenty of cooking resources out there and if people can't be bothered to read them, then /ck/ has every right to be bullies.

>> No.10815463

>>10815443
Entitled, thoughtless people ruin everything.

>> No.10815464

>>10815443
It sounds almost like /jp/ japanese translations/travels related problems.

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>>10815445
OHAYO

>> No.10815466

>>10815462

>don't make an easily-accessibly receptacle of information to screen out people just there for quick recipes/etc
>get angry when people ask for quick recipes/etc

ur a foken nob m8

i'll burst ye right in the gabber

>> No.10815469

>>10815445
I guess this is a hard question to answer about yourself, but are you a nice person?

I keep having this feeling we're getting you wrong. As if you act cute and kind a little jokingly, but really you're some chain-smoking, foul-mouthed, sarcastic meanie-face.

>> No.10815472

>>10815445
Can i talk to you on skype? Please respond, my id is in the email field

>> No.10815473

>>10815443

That's a problem with most imageboards, large ones anyway. Its why we're hostile, if we're not the atmosphere becomes casualized. Look at the boards where they aren't hostile, they're shit. /vp/ decided to try not being autistic and let people ask questions, and now every thread is "name my pokemon" or "i dunno how to EV train, plz tell me ;)". Smaller imagebpards don't have this because have a small number of users who all keep up with each other, but here, hostility and autism are sad necessity.

>> No.10815474

>>10815466
They're already easily accessible. People are just lazy and want to be spoonfed.

>> No.10815475

>>10815469

Everyone is secretly an asshole. Seriously. You have no idea.

>> No.10815481

okay, weirdos... enough questions

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>>10815475
I'm not secretly an asshole.
I AM an asshole.

>> No.10815484

>>10815462
/ck/ seems to be a rather nice board. Last time I checked on them, they had a burger creation contest. But I'm just too awful at cooking to lurk over there.

>> No.10815487

>>10815481
Quit it faker

>> No.10815488

>>10815466
The same can be said of people on /jp/ who just want tips to learn japanese efficiently.

>> No.10815490

>>10815473
It's a shame. Honestly I have no hard feelings towards these people, but they should at least have some forward thinking and realize what questions we get asked a lot. For example, I've never been to /fa/, but I'm guessing they get "what's a good hairstyle for my face shape?" a lot, and that question is a Google search away.

Stickies and FAQs can be useful but only if the board has some specific expectations/jargon/trends/whatever<wbr> and they don't talk about it all the time, so lurking wouldn't help so much. Something like "This is /po/, this is where you can get papercraft so you don't have to ask us, and this is the software we use."

>> No.10815491

>>10815457
I'm a pretty lousy friend, but sure!

>>10815469
I like to think I'm a nice person, but my personality can be pretty apathetic and sarcastically crude sometimes. More so lately than before.
I quit smoking ages ago, please stop ;_;

>> No.10815494

>>10815484
They have flame wars about the most stupid things. Last time I was there, someone posted an old Heinz ad showing ketchup on a steak, and they went apeshit arguing about whether it's acceptable to desecrate a steak by adding sauce.

As an outsider who doesn't know a lot about food or cooking, it's pretty funny to read threads like that. They do seem like good people, though.

>> No.10815495

>>10815491

Why did you ignore half the questions in the thread?

So conceited.

>> No.10815496

>>10815491
ago fake milk

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>>10815491
This made my day. I am really happy!

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10815502

milk is Slappy Squirrel.

She pretends to be cute to keep up appearances, but really she's a horrible bitch who actually hates us and is sick to death of us.

>> No.10815503

>>10815473
>now every thread is "name my pokemon" or "i dunno how to EV train, plz tell me ;)"
I think /vp/ has their share of autism too. I was interested in the new generation of pokemon and went there to lurk for a few days, and what you said isn't apparent to me (at least not as much as touhou fuck threads on /jp/).

>> No.10815510

>>10815503
>what you said isn't apparent to me
>at least not as much as touhou fuck threads on /jp/

These aren't apparent to me. The new hotness is stuff like "Eating burgers with Rumia-chan!"

>> No.10815512

Milk, will you do another stream for us?

I enjoyed watching you play Minecraft and Sengoku Rance. It would be cool if you played something like that, where you could interact with us and take suggestions.

>> No.10815517

>>10815503

It has gotten a little better with the new Gen 6 hype, but I just took a look, its terrible today, its all /v/-tier "ITT: we X" shit. Its a shame really, they've exhausted everything they could possibly talk about, and now they're just grabbing for straws. I don't think they should have their board, /vg/ has made it redundant.

>> No.10815525

>>10815495
What did I miss?
I just woke up a short while ago and I'm still out of it, forgive me

>>10815512
I could do one later today, but I don't really have anything I'm playing right now worth watching.

>> No.10815526

>>10815517

Also, they don't need a "which 2hu would you fuck?" thread, because they just straight up say "waifu" or "Pokegirl" thread.

>> No.10815532

>leave /jp/ for 5 months
>come back to this 3dpd blog threads

What happened to /jp/?

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>>10815491

Everyone knows, Edward. About everything.

>> No.10815533

>>10815525

Milk, do you speak Japanese?

>> No.10815536

>>10815517
Yeah, /vp/ does sound pretty useless. I don't think 4chan is suited to boards dedicated to franchises rather than a topic, because they become more about the fans than whatever the board is actually supposed to be about.
Pokemon is pretty big and varied, but I think that means it would be better discussing everything in a few threads over a long period of time rather than having fifty gazillion threads in a short period of time. Otherwise you simply run out of content. It's why I wouldn't want a Touhou board, even though it makes more sense than Pokemon or My Little Pony.

>> No.10815542

>>10815525
>I could do one later today, but I don't really have anything I'm playing right now worth watching.

``milk tidies her room''

You could stream Touhou? I dare you.

>> No.10815539

get this shit OUT of here

>> No.10815541

>>10815532
I took a two years break from /jp/ and it's still the same shit as ever. Do not panic, it's not getting worse.

>> No.10815543

What is your skype milk?
Please respond

>> No.10815544

>>10815541
If you were last here in 2011, I fail to see how you can think this is "worse".

Plenty of boards get better as well as worse. I don't get why everyone on 4chan thinks everything is getting worse. Be a little optimistic!

>> No.10815545

>>10815542

She doesn't play it.

>> No.10815546

hey Milk I need a milking

>> No.10815547

>>10815530
A+ for effort

>>10815533
Man, I wish. I would love to get into translation works, since a lot of groups are slow as HELL.
I know a few words and phrases, but not enough to carry any type of conversation.
Jesus, I hardly know English.

>>10815542
Done. Which one?

>>10815543
welcomeUNKNOWN

>> No.10815549

>>10815547
>Done. Which one?

Subterranean Animism.

>> No.10815550

>>10815517
>I don't think they should have their board, /vg/ has made it redundant.
Well, I guess they are in a standby period right now, a bit like touhou on /jp/.

>> No.10815554

>>10815547

If you wish, why not learn it?

Quit your shitty job and funnel a couple of those 5 hours into studying daily. You can literally be reading untranslated VNs/LNs as soon as you finish Tae Kim's grammar guide (just use a text-hooker + dictionary program, or in the case of LNs, rikaichan.)

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You are all pathetic.

>> No.10815561

>>10815536

Pokemon suffers from big to big of a subject that takes over whatever board its allowed on, so its too big for one board, but then there's not enough for a whole board by itself. The best thing would be to split it so Pokemon videogame discussion goes in /vg/, manga and anime in /a/ and all the misc stuff here. I wouldn't do it though, it would too many /v/-tards here.

>> No.10815562

#spillthemilk

>> No.10815567

>>10815544
I think you didn't get what he said.

>> No.10815569

I wish I could cut Milk's legs and arms and keep her as doll in my bedroom, feed her, talk to her and cuddle all the time.

>> No.10815570

>>10815567
Oh right, I completely missed the "not".

I need sleep.

>> No.10815571

what kind of fucking moron spends 9$ of her boyfriend's hard-earned money on a fucking PLASTIC STARBUCKS MUG

HOLY SHIT

you just made mush work an hour for a stupid fucking mug some chinese company mold-injected for 40 cents

you stupid whore

>> No.10815576

>>10815571
This is the funniest complaint about something I have seen in a while.

>> No.10815579

Addiction to Milk and Milk threads made me miss work on three consecutive days.

I now have no job and I have to live with my grandparents.

>> No.10815582

>>10815579

I took my vacation to spam milk threads...

Sigh...

>> No.10815583

Sent you a message milk. Please respond

>> No.10815584

>>10815579

You are now an official /jp/sie. Welcome to the brotherhood.

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>>10815549
suresure.

>>10815554
I don't think becoming homeless is necessary to study!
I actually have a friend that is taking public Japanese classes, he's been really helpful with helping me study. Especially since I've had a bit of an inspirational spark lately.
If Kyary ever has a concert in the US again, I want to get meet and great tickets and be able to talk to her properly. ♡

>>10815571
I work, thank you. It's my own money.
But if you want to continue being mad, please

>> No.10815594

>>10815579I
I'm enjoying my last day of work where I can use my phone.

>> No.10815600

>>10815591

Being NEET doesn't meen being homeless.

Also you didn't mention that you were studying Japanese.

>> No.10815602

>>10815591
milk show us your battlestation

>> No.10815603

>>10815591

>I want to get meet and great tickets and be able to talk to her properly

pfftahaAHhahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJHAHAHA

I'd love to see this fucking moron trying to converse with a Japanese person. Not just any Japanese person, either, but one who has been spoiled by a life of privilege and wealth.

>> No.10815607

>>10815591
>I actually have a friend that is taking public Japanese classes, he's been really helpful with helping me study.

saddest mental image ever

poor dude

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>>10815603
Love has no bounds, bro.

Good luck, fair lover! Ganbatte, Anon-kun!

>> No.10815613

This has been quite the succesful thread.
I love you milk. Will you marry me? I don't promise anything or have anything of value to offer other than looking at you and drop spaghetti when I talk.

>> No.10815616

>>10815612

milk fucked up

everyone laugh

>> No.10815617

Who is milk? I'm only here for Touhou, I never looked at these threads before.

>> No.10815621

>>10815617
Not surprised someone who has been here for a week doesn't know about our goddess.

>> No.10815622

Milky-chan should I buy a 4chan pass? I could buy one for you too!

>> No.10815623

>>10815616
What did Milk do?

>> No.10815626

>>10815591
Stay away from my hobbies.

They weren't made for people like you.

>> No.10815629

>>10815621

I'm the one that's been here for a week? I've been here for years. I just thought she was another 3DPD idol or something, so I never bothered to learn who she was.

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>Milk general

>> No.10815639

/jp/ is like a popsicle of poo that has variety of different flavors and colors.

>> No.10815640

Is milk streaming?

>> No.10815645

>>10815629

Go fuk you're dad.

>> No.10815646

>>10815640

She was so cute the last time she streamed. Her voice, though... ah, well.

>> No.10815648

>>10815640
I streamed my milk into your mom, iykwim.

>> No.10815649

>>10815633

This is true. Fucking women piss me off. They get all the god jobs in my work because they can't do the hard ones. We have bust our backs tipping 16 - 20 kg boxes of fruit, whilst they do the easy shit and get promoted to machine OP because then they can choose what they want to do and just have write shit down.

>> No.10815653

>>10815633
Why do people think women have an easier life than men?

By far the best thing you can be in life is a white male.

>> No.10815656

>>10815649

Just go NEET. So much more fun. Do what you like all day.

>> No.10815657

>>10815645

Sorry, I'm too busy fucking your Mom.

>> No.10815659

>>10815649
Don't work if you want to win in life.

>> No.10815660

>>10815653
Check your privilege, CIS scum.

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>>10815653

Yes, yes! Tell them! Good goy. Good.

>> No.10815664

>>10815656

Can't, my parents will throw me out. I don't even to work, we have enough money, they just force me too to try and make me a normalfag. I just can't wait for them to die.

>> No.10815666

>>10815653
Top lel

Sassy black independent woman who needs no man is easymode.

You get free jobs and scholarships to fill the nigger and woman quote.

>> No.10815669

>>10815664
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0

>> No.10815672

>>10815649
>We have bust our backs tipping 16 - 20 kg boxes of fruit

I know that feel.

>> No.10815673

>>10815666
Yeah, but then you have to be a fucking black woman. That's shitty enough.

>> No.10815674

what's wrong with her eyes position? does she have brain problems or down syndrome?

>> No.10815675

Hey milk did you catch Kyary's live concert stream at youtube today? Also which 2hu wud u fuk

>> No.10815678

>>10815666
See: donglegate

>> No.10815680

>>10815664

Here's how to NEET from your current position: save up some cash, rent an apartment, move into apartment, go to psychologist, get evidence of mental illness (you can always do this, just go to another psychologist if they find nothing wrong with you,) get spergbux, become NEET in your apartment.

>> No.10815681

>>10815674
Dude, she's been accused of having FAS a thousand times. Where the fuck have you been this whole time? Can you really be this new?

>> No.10815685

>>10815680
What if you're not a good liar?

>> No.10815687

this is awful

>> No.10815690

>>10815680

But if I do that, I can't move to Japan. They're not going to want some aspie (which I actually am, not serious though) teaching kids.

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>>10815602
I'm in the middle of moving things around, it's pretty shitty right now.

>>10815600
It would for me, I need to pay rent and buy food somehow. I don't live with my parents anymore sadly.

>>10815626
Sorry.

>> No.10815698

>>10815685

Who says you need to lie? You fall within some psychologist's parameters of what constitutes 'mentally ill.' Even if you just have problems sleeping, that's insomnia, which makes you bad at working = spergbux.

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>>10815691
How's my battlestation?

>> No.10815700

>>10815691
Please don't use corean electronics, milk.

>> No.10815701

>>10815691
>I don't live with my parents anymore sadly.

Didn't your parents disown you?

>> No.10815702

>>10815690
You can just save up enough bux to move their. You don't have to work as a teacher.

>> No.10815705

>>10815681
s-sorry, i just try to avoid attentionwhoring threads

>> No.10815708

>>10815698
Is it really that easy? I have a friend on support for intense migraines who says they're really slashing at the rolls even for legitimate problems.

>> No.10815709

What is it like to only be loved ironically?
Is it depressing? I bet it's depressing.

>> No.10815711

>>10815691
You will never be a real fan of anything otaku related.

>> No.10815712

>>10815705
Well don't fucking stop now, man.

>> No.10815713

>>10815708

Yes, it's that easy. And the worst case scenario is that you have your own apartment and a part-time job with no parents to deal with.

>> No.10815714

>>10815702
>he thinks you can just live in a country without having a job or citizenship

cute

>> No.10815715

>>10815702

You don't? I thought the only job you could get was being that, also I doubt the Japanese would give Gaijin autism bux. How would you get money?

>> No.10815716

>>10815714
See: mexicans

>> No.10815720

>>10815713
I'm actually not the person you were originally speaking, I just wanted to inquire about the money. You're from the USA, right?

>> No.10815721

>>10815711
Yeah man she owns over a hundred figs ironically. She's watched the anime, read the manga, and played the eroge, but she's a secondary because she hasn't...um...what was your point again?

>> No.10815732

>>10815708
I went to a police station to get my disability money.

>> No.10815733

>>10815716
Jumping a border is a bit easier than crossing an ocean.

>> No.10815727

>>10815721

Because she's a girl who gets attention.

>> No.10815729

>>10815721
Because she isn't a floor shitting NEET

>> No.10815735

>>10815715
You can work as an rice farmer. I here they're looking for big strong gaijin to do all of the tough picking.

>> No.10815741

>>10815720

Yeah. It's even easier if you live in a Scandinavian country (ebin :DDDD)

>> No.10815739

>>10815699
I really like your wall shelves, but aren't your fumo's getting dusty up there?
Is that a stretched canvas of the 6 cover, or just a poster? Either way, I'm pretty jealous!

>>10815700
It was on sale. ¯\_(´ー`)_/¯

>>10815701
No? I just moved out.

>>10815711
You're right, sorry.
I just poor thousands of dollars into this stuff for shits and giggles

>> No.10815742

>>10815711
over half of /jp/ isn't a "real fan" of anything otaku relatd

they're just here for the shitposting

>> No.10815747

>>10815721

She doesn't know Japanese. There's no such thing as an 'otaku' who can't speak the media's language.

Take your "social justice" shit back to tumblr.

>> No.10815743

I can't believe there are people who risk imprisonment and even their lives to travel to another country for WORK.

Like holy shit, that blows my first world NEET mind.

>> No.10815745

>>10815739
are you really milk. how do I know

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10815748

milk if I come to your workplace while you're there will you feed me wraps

>> No.10815751

>>10815743
Some people like having a lot of money.

>> No.10815752

>>10815739
>No? I just moved out.
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S7102262#p7103104

Even if you're still claiming this is a troll, that's in pretty poor taste. My parents disowned me so I thought I understood how you felt.

>> No.10815755

>>10815751

Good for them, but it's pointless to anyone who belongs here. There's nothing amazing you can do with it right now. Wow, a bigger house. I have more rooms to sit in all day and play VNs.

>> No.10815754

>>10815735

I'm not strong. This is my gripe about it, its fucking easy, its only hard if you don't use proper procedures. Women CAN tip, they just don't want to and no-one can be bothered arguing with them. If you lift those boxes up at waist height, all's you have to do is turn around with your legs and tip the box onto a conveyer. The only reason its hard is because they push men to work faster, meaning we don't have time to follow proper procedure and end up breaking our backs.

>> No.10815756

>>10815721
Someone who loves these things doesn't pose them around like her. Someone who loves these things leave the real world behind and stop socializing with others.You have to put your heart into it and not only money.

I also collect figures but I will never pose them around like she does, that's how important they are to me.

It just makes me terribly sad that people do something like this to the things I love.

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>>10815752
She's actually pretty cruel

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i hate this thread so much


- me

>> No.10815759

Oh, I get it. It's /jp/-related because milk is a /jp/ meme. That excuses this one particular camwhore from being deleted. Good work, jany.

>> No.10815760

>>10815748
Would you tell her who you are, or would you pretend to be a normal customer who has no idea who she is?

I think I'd do the latter and tease her a little. Maybe I'd ask for extra milk in my coffee and emphasize "milk", just to mess with her head. It'd be like talking to Bruce Wayne when you know he's Batman.

>> No.10815763

>>10815739
I got three canvas prints for 20 dollars on artsmoomoo. They were a pretty good deal considering the good quality and price. I had to stretch it on a wooden frame though.

>> No.10815765

>>10815755
Some people enjoy the pleasures of the flesh even if they don't need a suburban house with 2.5 kids and a sports car.

>> No.10815768

>>10815759
Net idols are otaku culture.

>> No.10815769

>>10815756
I get annoyed when people draw torture-rape of characters I like, but I don't complain about it.

Oh shit, I'm complaining RIGHT NOW.

I guess you can carry on.

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>>10815759
What's your point, exactly? Your sarcasm is right on the mark.

>> No.10815772

>>10815765

Some people enjoy spending 100% of their day doing what THEY want to do.

>> No.10815773

>>10815756

That's just retarded. People who like stuff generally like to show it off. The figures aren't getting humiliated you faggot, its not Toy Story.

>> No.10815774

>>10815748
For the most part, I work prep in the back, so there's a good chance you wouldn't even see me.

>>10815752
Sorry if I upset you.
But technically, I don't even know my real parents.

>>10815756
Sorry! I wasn't aware I had to do everything exactly the way you do in order to be ~tru otaku~
Maybe you should teach me.

>> No.10815775

>>10815761
Maybe shes just fed up if being harassed by strangers

>> No.10815776

Hide, don't feed the troll.

>> No.10815781

>>10815772
I wish them every pleasure.

>> No.10815782

>>10815774
>For the most part, I work prep in the back, so there's a good chance you wouldn't even see me.
hah
thats where they make the ugly people work so they don't scare the customers

speaking from experience

>> No.10815783

>>10815756
I don't like to show things off to the world, but I like to show them off to myself. Why wouldn't I put my figs in cute arrangements and play with them?

You're an idiot.

>> No.10815789

>>10815759
>implying the janitor hasn't deleted this thread a thousand times before

>> No.10815786

>>10815782
lol

>> No.10815788

>>10815774

All you have to do to be 'tru otaku' is learn Japanese. Which you never will, because you don't care about the games or the manga or cartoons, you just love the attention you get from being ~LE gAMErr OTakU cHiQUe~.

>> No.10815797

>>10815774
How do you not know the people that raised you as an infant?

>> No.10815790

>>10815775
Then she can say that instead of posting their personal information online.

>> No.10815793

>>10815782
They actually wanted to stick me on the front doing line, but I requested to be put on prep because I don't really like talking to people and I get anxious easily when customers try making small talk.

>> No.10815795

Where is the janitor when you need him

>> No.10815798

>>10815788
Trying too hard, duder.

I think you're just unironically upset that a girl enjoys the same hobbies as you do, and is probably more into them than you are.

>> No.10815799

>>10815793

I'm going to add you on Skype and talk to you all the time.

>> No.10815801

>>10815790
We have had the full name and addresses for of such luminaries as milk, Tokiko, trevor and sparky for years and nobody has killed them yet. Nobody is going to do shit to this one guy who gets paraded for the sole purpose of accusing milk of being a big meany poo-poo head based off a name and a thumbnail.

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>>10815775
isn't that her own damn fault?

>> No.10815803

>>10815793
Don't play the shy card
No socially anxious introvert could survive wearing scantily clad clothing in front of hundreds of ogling nerds.

>> No.10815804

>>10815788
If by 'tru otaku' you mean complete weeaboo fucktard.

>> No.10815805

>>10815793
>like talking to people and I get anxious easily when customers try making small talk
says the attention whore~

>> No.10815806

>>10815793
I sent you a message on skype please respond

>> No.10815807

>>10815788
>~LE gAMErr OTakU cHiQUe~
That's my gamertag

>>10815790
I've already said before, I didn't think that was their actual name. ;_;
If I knew that, I wouldn't have posted that!

>>10815797
Because I wasn't raised by my birth parents?

>> No.10815808

>>10815793
DID I MENTION I HAVE SOCIAL ANXIETY?

I CAN WORK A JOB AND HOLD DOWN A RELATIONSHIP, BUT IN THIS ONE SITUATION I HAVE SOCIAL ANXIETY BECAUSE IT'S RELATABLE AND EVERYONE ON /jp/ WILL FIND IT CUTE. DON'T HIT ON ME, SILLY BOYS, I'M TOO SHY~!

>> No.10815809

>>10815788

Secretly, that's most people on /jp/ want, attention. When someone is getting is, they're all cynical and Anonymous is Legion, but then do a bit off digging and find out most have YouTube accounts ect. They also slip up and start blogging when they think everyone else is doing it, like this guy >>10815754

Its human nature.

>> No.10815812

>>10815804
You're just buttdevastated that you have to settle for being a incomplete weeaboo fucktard.

>> No.10815813

how does it feel to be /jp/ idol?

>> No.10815815

>>10815793
Milk will you crossdress for me you seems cute but I like boys

>> No.10815817

>>10815801

I fucking Tokiko. He accuse me off tripfaggotry and attention whoring back in the day, when he's the biggest one of them all.

>> No.10815818

>>10815801
That's not the point. Cameron did nothing wrong (okay, it's Turtletron, but people didn't know that at the time). People like being anonymous, and Cameron placed trust in milk when she added her on Facebook using her "real" name. Milk betrayed that trust.

>> No.10815819

>>10815801
>nobody has killed them yet.
To everybody's everlasting chagrin, no doubt.

>> No.10815821

I wish I could dress milk up in some tomboyish clothes and make her feel like a beautiful little boy.

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>> No.10815824

>>10815818
People who trust other people on 4chan with their real names are generally referred to as suckers and retards.

>> No.10815825

milk, have you ever dressed as a boy?

>> No.10815827

I just can't bring myself to worship milk like a true idol until she purifies herself and dumps mush

>> No.10815833

what if janny's milk?

>> No.10815828

>>10815807
I think one of us is confusing the concepts of real, genetic and birth parents.

Real = the ones who raised and unconditionally love you
Genetic = the ones whos sperm and egg got mixed up
Birth = the one who carried you around for 9 months while you were growing

>> No.10815832

>>10815819

I don't mind them. On the internet, you have to learn to laugh at these faggots and yourself, its all just part of the ride, otherwise you'll go insane.

>> No.10815836

>>10815824
But this was off 4chan. It was milk who posted it on 4chan.

>> No.10815837

del

>> No.10815839
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>>10815818

what if that was his real name anyway?
like you said it was still a bitchcunt move

>> No.10815840

>>10815827

Same. Just makes me cringe thinking of them sleeping together every night. There's a reason idols aren't allowed to have relationships with people of the opposite sex.

Milk, it might be a bit hard to understand what could possibly be an innately male reaction, but: think of Kyary going home every night and snuggling up in bed with her scrawny Mexican boyfriend.

>> No.10815841

>>10815833

He'll delete it, he just likes to watch the autism.

>> No.10815843

>>10815836
If you meet someone over 4chan and hand them your full name and address over Skype or IRC or Steam it amounts to the same thing.

>> No.10815846

>>10815397
Why are her eyes so down syndrome?

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>> No.10815848

>>10815840
A good way of putting it.

Milk, respond to this. We're not all perverts, but I imagine most of us feel like this.

>> No.10815852

>>10815841

He's not here. Stop characterizing the janitors' tardiness as some ~le master neckbard plan~, /q/ueef.

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>> No.10815853
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10815853

>you will never hold milks delicious dubs in your hand

>> No.10815854
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10815854

hey milk are you still friends with pigman?

>> No.10815856

>>10815843

You have to very careful with 4chan. I don't even post the Nico Accounts of people I like in case 4chan bullies them.

>> No.10815862

>>10815854
Holly shit I can see her pussy

>> No.10815863

>>10815859
Are you that one bath poster?

>> No.10815859
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10815859

milk why won't you return my calls

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>> No.10815865

>>10815854
if yes do you let her finger your butthole pls respond this is important

>> No.10815861

>>10815859

I want to be held in your masculine arms, milkfan...

>> No.10815867

>>10815852

How is it a masterplan? He just being entertained. And there isn't just one Janitor.

>> No.10815870

>>10815856
Can you even post a link to a stream these days without people shitting up the chat? It used to be safe to do so at least until other boards got their hands on it, but I'm not sure that's true of /jp/ anymore.

>> No.10815871

>>10815807
Well, the only good thing about people like you is that we don't have to deal with you in ten years anymore because you'll move on to something different. you don't even take your hobby seriously, how sad...

Well, I also only waste my time by talking to you, so I'll do what I really want to do instead.

Bye.

>> No.10815874

>>10815870
People stream in the STG threads and it's fine.

>> No.10815883

>>10815874
I was thinking about Japanese streams. If you march into one of the /jp/ streams and make a total ass of yourself they'll just ban you outright.

>> No.10815875

>>10815863
yes, the dick poster, bath poster, monkey-man of /jp/, our hero and savior

>> No.10815877
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10815877

>>10815854
please respond milk

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>> No.10815885

>>10815867

>janitors'
>'there isn't just one'

PRETTY SURE I JUST SAID THAT, D00D

PS. THEY ARE BOTH NOT HERE

>> No.10815888

>>10815870

Problem people these is that there's a time to fuck shit up and be dick and there is times when someone is making something cool and you leave them alone. Everything Anonymous raids. It just ends killing things. The Noc user in question is a Japanese loli who makes cool Minecraft things, she wouldn't be able to handle the bullying, but she's not doing anything wrong.

>> No.10815889

>>10815883
Oh right. The only one I've been in was the moot and Hiroyuki chat, but I just told myself everyone in there was from /a/.

>> No.10815894

>>10815885
>THEY ARE BOTH NOT HERE

All three of them?

>> No.10815892
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>> No.10815898

>>10815885
Milk threads are actually threads about why /jp/ is so shitty in disguise, which means that they're on-topic.

>> No.10815899
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>> No.10815901

>>10815877

The jealousy and rage this picture induces in me is terrible. I don't date 3D in real life to avoid these feelings, I shouldn't have to deal with on /jp/ either.

>> No.10815903

>>10815894

PPS. THERE ARE TWO

PPPS. PLEASE KEEP UP WITH THE /q/ CLIMATE

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>> No.10815908

>>10815901
I don't know, I kind of like the Pigman
She seems cool for some reason, I bet she sticks up for her friends.

I wouldn't want to get close to her vagina though

>> No.10815911

>>10815901
take it easy dude

>> No.10815912

>>10815899

That's only going to get you banned and your posts deleted. Go to /q/ and moan enough times if you want to make a difference.

>> No.10815912,1 [INTERNAL] 

holy SHIT

>> No.10815912,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10815912,1
Stop bumping your own threads.

>> No.10815912,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>10815912,1
Answer people's questions!

>> No.10815912,4 [INTERNAL] 

no :)

>> No.10815912,5 [INTERNAL] 

I'm going to rape milk.
No one can stop me.

>> No.10815912,6 [INTERNAL] 

Jesus fuck she's so fucking ugly
She looks like some abomination mix of chimpanzee and buffalo

>> No.10815912,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>10815912,5
How many years have you been saying this now?

>> No.10815912,8 [INTERNAL] 

>236 replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
Why'd you guys have an epic milk thread without me?

>> No.10815912,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>10815803
Please don't bully, Cameron.

>> No.10815912,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>10815912,6
She looks like a rotten slut in her latest picture.

>> No.10815912,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>10815912,6
>>10815912,10
That's mean! Please don't bully.

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