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/jp/, can you teach me how to use chopsticks?

>> No.1081294

I'm glad he's alright.

>> No.1081325

Translation?

>> No.1081323

MAIS NON!!

>> No.1081333

>>1081325
>Behold! I am a bicycle!

>Le Honke Honke

>> No.1081334

>>1081325

Hey dude, let's go for a ride. / Hm, ok bicycle. / Wait, wait wait! Stop! / Oh no! / Dude, are you okay? / Shut up, give me my pen. / MY god, I'm a monster. / Lol I dunno.

>> No.1081336

1st: Aaron Diaz : 悲劇

2nd: 見に行こう卿
わたしは
お友達

>> No.1081341
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>> No.1081340

>>1081336
Enjoy your Google translator.

>> No.1081349

-Let's go, mister! I am your friend!
-Hmm, ok bike.
-Quickly, quickly, quickly!
-STOP
-NOPE!!

LE CRASHHHHHHHHhhhhh

-Oh sir! Are you alright?
-Shutup! Get me a pen!
-...My god...I am a monster.
-I must die!

>> No.1081350

>>1081334
The sound effect in the 5th panel is approximately the equivalent of the English, "CRASH".

>> No.1081360

>>1081334

That's some lolfang translation right there, buddy.

>> No.1081368

>>1081334
The last one is "I want to die now." Probably.

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>>1081286

>> No.1081376

>>1081349
As a certified french Canadian, I can attest that this translation is accurate.

>> No.1081381

>>1081286

Oh God, why the fuck did I lol.

>> No.1081387

>>1081376
I'm french canadian but I don't live in canada nor do I know french.

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>> No.1081394

>>1081376

One more thing I don't need to know about you, thanks.

>> No.1081400

>>1081341

TIERS DE LASERS

>> No.1081402

/fr/ - France/General

>> No.1081403

>>1081387
How confusing.

>>1081394
My pleasure. If it's any comfort, I don't like being french Canadian.

>> No.1081408

>>1081403
Would you rather be Japanese, or would you rather be a French Canadian little girl?

>> No.1081415

>>1081408

Little French girls are my second favorite European lolis.

>> No.1081423

>>1081408
What. Isn't it obvious? The little girl.

>> No.1081426

>>1081408
...YOU CAN'T MAKE ME CHOOSE, ANON. I don't want to be japanese, nor do I want to be French Canadian. I guess turning into a little girl would be a plus.

>> No.1081448

>>1081402

croissants

...

oui
le peu

>> No.1081455

>>1081402
OMELETTE DU FROMAGE

>> No.1081463

Jesus fuck /jp/ I just want to use chopsticks.

>> No.1081470

>>1081463

But your chopsticks can't speak French for you.

>> No.1081498

>>1081463
La prochaine fois, choisis une image sans Français, ça va baisser les chances que le thread déraille.

>> No.1081497
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1081497

This is now a thread about how Kate Beaton (.com) is awesome.

THIS ONE IS EVEN /jp/ RELATED!

>> No.1081494

I came for the touhou, and stayed for the rich French culture.

>> No.1081508

I can taste paris!

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1081519

FUCK IT
LET'S POST ANOTHER

>> No.1081526

>>1081497
HISTORICAL ACCURACY IS AWESOME

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AMERICA!

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>>1081498

Tatari's post summed up for those of you who need a translation.

>> No.1081517

>>1081497
lol'd
Reminds me of atomictoy style writing

>> No.1081542

>>1081521
Strangely accurate.

>>1081518
This makes me wish I was American so I could shed tears for freedom.

>> No.1081555

>>1081498

>> The next time, selected an image without French, that will lower the chances that the thread runs off the line.

Holy shit, accurate translation.

>> No.1081552

>>1081542
you mean tears for liberty.

>> No.1081557

>>1081552

I have two eyes, I can shead tears for both.

>> No.1081568

>>1081518
Second most awesome george washington.

Still the first: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA

>> No.1081575

>>1081552
Correct.

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1081584

also, emergency re-railment

thread is now /jp/-related again

>> No.1081591

>>1081584
>Bonjour
Hi.

>> No.1081598

>>1081584

No. We already have a dedicated reisen thread. Let us have our france.

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1081607

MOTHERFUCKING CHARLES DE GAULLE UP IN THIS THREAD.

>> No.1081614

>>1081607

Good lord, his nose is MAGNIFICENT.

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