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10808727 No.10808727[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

There's a storm where I live and I'm scared.

Please hold me, /jp/.

>> No.10808732

Open up the window and laugh at nature for its pitiful attempt to kill you.

Always makes me feel better.

>> No.10808734

but why would a railgun be afraid of an electrical storm

>> No.10808735

Best railgun.

>> No.10808743

>>10808734
dude it's not real life

just relax

>> No.10808747

>>10808732
I'm doing this next time.

>> No.10808755

>>10808747
Please leave the window closed if you do, it's good to have something between you and it just in case.

>> No.10808761

>>10808755

I will climb a tree and angrily challenge any higher force to kill me, Lieutenant Dan style.

>> No.10808764

storms aren't scary though

lightning is cool

>> No.10808763

>>10808761
Don't do that please, you could get seriously hurt.

>> No.10808768

>>10808764

Lightning is loud and extremely deadly. I'm scared of things capable of instantly killing me.

>> No.10808771

>>10808768
Lightning doesn't make a noise, silly! You are thinking of thunder.

>> No.10808779

>>10808771

Thunder is the sound produced by lightning. Lightning makes a noise.

>> No.10808782

Put my cock in your mouth, it will calm you down and give you a nice snack.

>> No.10808784

>>10808768
there are countless things capable of instantly killing you

>> No.10808787

>>10808779
Hm, you sound smart so I'll trust you. But if you're lying then I will never forgive you, understand?

>> No.10808789

>>10808784

Lightning has a higher probability of instantly killing me than many things. In fact, if you are outside during a thunderstorm, it's actually reasonably likely that you will be struck by lightning, especially if you're not in a city with tall buildings. There are multiple park rangers who, thanks to spending most of their time outside in plain-like environments, have been struck by lightning multiple times.

>> No.10808793
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10808793

>>10808787

You're being rude.

>> No.10808793,1 [INTERNAL] 

http://i.imgur.com/zDmzbKF.png

No storms in sight over here.

>> No.10808793,2 [INTERNAL] 

owned

 

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