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>> No.10802176

because im a misunderstood genuis

>> No.10802174

I'm not intelligent.

>> No.10802178

who said anyone here is intelligent

>> No.10802179

Beside tonight is just like any other night...

>> No.10802181

>>10802173
I have accomplishments.

>> No.10802187

>>10802179

What would you do if every day was the same, and nothing you did ever mattered?

>> No.10802190
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10802190

I'm fuckin retarted

>> No.10802191

Too lazy

>> No.10802193

I never claimed to be intelligent.

>> No.10802196

I'm only arguing-on-the-internet intelligent.

If it came to puzzles, math, or general knowledge, I'm fucked like HELL

>> No.10802198

Accomplishments and productivity are advanced forms of trickery. It is easier to say "Look at what I did for you!" rather than "Look at what I avoided for you!" because it cannot be measured.

The guy who prevented a fire or backed up the hard drives will go ignored, meanwhile the one who makes the most noise will get raise.

>> No.10802200

>>10802181
Like what, nerd?
Fucking my mom isn't an accomplishment.

>> No.10802202

>>10802173
I'm too busy blogging about it. that feel when ;__________________________________;

>> No.10802205

>>10802178

Excuse me?

In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.

My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it. I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).

I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Red­dit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.

>> No.10802208

>>10802198
>I deserve respect for the things I didn't do
Dan Quayle

>> No.10802216

>>10802196

I bet my ass you're the DDDD guy.

>> No.10802218

Decisions 4
Teamwork 2
Work Rate 1
Adaptability 1
Ambition 6
Controversy 16
Pressure 2
Professionalism 5
Sportsmanship 3

>> No.10802221

>>10802205
lol ya right

>> No.10802222

I'm actually so intelligent I don't even need to use it to show off how intelligent I am. It is courtesy by men and it is beginning to make me very cocky.

In other words I might be a genius but I am lazy as fuck.

>> No.10802226

>>10802179
time to take over the world?

>> No.10802227

>>10802222

Do you really think this or are you 'trolling'? Please respond truthfully.

>> No.10802234

I can't believe grown men still believe they are "intelligent but lazy".
Have you really not noticed that literally 9/10 people believe this?

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10802245

I'll accomplish something tomorrow.

>> No.10802256

I'm not intelligent, I'm actually very dumb.
My greatest achievement is being good at some video games.

>> No.10802258

>>10802234

Almost all of the dumbest people I've met think they're intelligent. Maybe it's this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect

That's not to saw that someone isn't intelligent just because they say they are, though. Tesla was an actual genius and had an ego the size of the Earth.

>> No.10802266

>>10802227
Well that is pretty much 100% true

>> No.10802270
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>> No.10802275

>>10802266

Okay.

What evidence do you have?

>> No.10802279

>>10802173
Guaranteed replies.

>> No.10802276

>>10802218
Where are you getting this from?

>> No.10802282

lazy as HELL
no motivation
doing nothing is more fun
accomplishments are for gay normals

thats about it

>> No.10802284

I'm not very wise, and not very intelligent. I don't really try to improve myself because most of the time I'm arrogant and just believe myself to be above competence.

>> No.10802290

You're not intelligent, /jp/. You'll always be helpless in life because the universe decided to array your brain's neurons in an unoptimal pattern or gave you an unstimulating childhood.

How does this make you feel?

>> No.10802296

>>10802290
But that's wrong.

>> No.10802297

>>10802290

I'm not autistic. Maybe I am.

You're autistic.

>> No.10802299

>>10802296

How?

>> No.10802304

>>10802200
how do you know have you done it lmao

>> No.10802305

>>10802258
Well I lack confidence and it's been proven that I'm a complete idiot, my scores on tests and the like are generally pretty mediocre, so there's that.

>> No.10802310

>>10802290

dont give a shit as HELL

>> No.10802312

I'm really not intelligent.

But I blame most of my failures on my 1/10 genes.

>> No.10802314

>>10802299
cuz it is

>> No.10802319

>>10802275
On what? My tremendous intelligence?

Maybe a few. But I don't even know quantum physics. It is also part of because I don't need to.

I only got dozen of people who would claim so. That's all.

>> No.10802326

I can speak Huttese. Does that make me intelligent?

>> No.10802328

>>108021732
2edgy

>> No.10802331

>>10802173
>no accomplishments

cool assumptions dude

>> No.10802338

>>10802328
Maybe the post you quoted will appear in 50 years or so.

>> No.10802363

I published a couple developmental biology research articles, one of them you can find in Breast Cancer Research Journal.
At least my name is on the internet to stay, forever.

>> No.10802369

>>10802319

So...?

What dozen of people believes it?

>> No.10802374

>no accomplishments
But I've made plenty.
You'd be surprised by all the depraved shit that I've done to women, and by all the money that I've made in the past three years.
By normalfag standards I'm plenty accomplished.

>>10802196
That's funny because I'm the complete opposite.
My maths and logical skills are great, I can't talk English, nevermind form an argument, for shit though.

I used to have a great memory as well but drinking and denial destroyed that.

>>10802363
>one of them you can find in Breast Cancer Research Journal.
What a waste of intelligence.

>> No.10802389

>>10802374
>What a waste of intelligence.
Well, I got a high score of 140,000 in irisu syndrome metsu,
am I intellectually accomplished in your eyes now, anon?
I'm just desperately searching for acceptance. ;_;

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