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Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:01:28 2013 No.10801003 [Reply] [Original]

Kami-sama offers to make you into the little girl, but in return you'll lose your home and belongings and have nothing but your memories and a pretty outfit.

Do you accept His offer?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:03:12 2013 No.10801011 >>10801003 I'm a pretty girl why should I need money?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:03:57 2013 No.10801015 Hahaha, as a little girl, I'd get myself a new home and money in less than an hour. That being said, nice turdblr filename, asshat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:05:27 2013 No.10801024 If I had my memories I'm sure I could easily convince my mom that I'm now a little girl and get back into my home.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:05:27 2013 No.10801025 >>10801003 Can I lose my memories too? They'd be pretty useless. Also, I want to be a lesbian.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:05:42 2013 No.10801027 How little are we talking and where will I "start" if I don't have my home?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:06:42 2013 No.10801032 >>10801024 You awaken in your girl form in an alleyway in downtown Tokyo. You're a little Japanese girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:07:42 2013 No.10801041 >>10801032 Can't it be somewhere better like the USA?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:09:43 2013 No.10801050 >>10801027 10 years old and 4'7" tall.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:09:43 2013 No.10801051 >>10801032 Go to the embassy and call me mum.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:10:57 2013 No.10801056 I seduce a gullible /jp/sie and live at his place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:15:57 2013 No.10801081 >>10801041 >USA >Better than Japan Get back to >>>/usa/, you pathetic Westaboo loser.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:21:57 2013 No.10801112 Well, I'm PhD in math >every job i want >300k >became cute girl Nothing to worry about.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:25:12 2013 No.10801133 >>10801112 Or you could be make tons of money playing in Mahjong tournaments with the gimmick of being a cute little girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:26:12 2013 No.10801145 >>10801112 You can't keep your paper when you become little girl.

Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:27:43 2013 No.10801156

>>10801112
You clearly aren't... Ph.D in math are technically gods but are paid shit compared to engineer, so, unless you discover some wonderfull things or do financial activities. However I give you the fact that you'll certainly be able to set up a nice situation with such knowledge.

Well, I'd say about the same as him but with muuuuuuch less salary.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:30:42 2013 No.10801173 I already am a girl, and becoming younger sounds nice, but it's not worth losing my house and belongings. Can I become a magical girl instead?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:30:42 2013 No.10801174 >>10801145 but you keep your knowledge. If you show off your skill, (pretty easily, just scribble thing you're able to teach and are pretty skillfull), people will see your powerlevel this way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:33:42 2013 No.10801192 If I become a Japanese little girl, does that mean I can speak japanese? If that's the case I'll ask for directions to a cyber cafe and tell my tale to /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 19:47:22 2013 No.10802257 >>10801003 i might as long i'm 奇麗

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 00:01:48 2013 No.10808169 wat

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 01:01:18 2013 No.10808365 >>10801173 btw i'm girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 01:02:18 2013 No.10808368 Definitely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 01:07:32 2013 No.10808381 how would you rebuild your life from scratch as a little girl without going full slut? there are tons of little girls in orphanages around the world

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 01:07:47 2013 No.10808383 >>10801003 There is no point to still have your memories if you are a little girl. Especially when you are constantly getting raped

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 01:09:32 2013 No.10808388 >>10808381 I would become a cute /jp/sie's girlfriend and later wife.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 01:16:32 2013 No.10808425 Am I stuck as a little girl forever? Or do I get to grow into a beautiful japanese lady?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 01:18:47 2013 No.10808434 >>10808425 Who said anything about being Japanese?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 01:25:17 2013 No.10808468 >>10808434 >>10801032

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 01:27:02 2013 No.10808484 >>10808468 Well that sucks. I won't trade my master race genetics even if it is to become a little girl.

Anonymous Sun Apr 28 01:42:32 2013 No.10808555

>>10801145
>>10801112
>math PhD
>become 10 year old little girl
>Go to investment firm
>Offer skills in exchange for bare minimum to go to Ivy League
>Ivy Leagues have top notch financial aid program
>become welfare queen for 4 years
>get job, become graduate
>get math PhD or whatever the fuck you want all over again
>18 year old PhD student
>300k starting
>any job you want

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 01:51:48 2013 No.10808609 File: 419 KB, 768x1024, snail.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10801003 Fuck yes. I'll be knowledgeable, wise and pretty.

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