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10792435 No.10792435[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Have you ever sucked your own dick?

>> No.10792438

Hahaha, rule 34 involving portals?!

Epic for the win, that never gets old!

>> No.10792444

>>10792438
I do agree my good sir.

>> No.10792452

I have!

but it's hard and uncomfortable, but it does feel good

>> No.10792462

>>10792435
Now you're thinking with portals.

Although, is that even gay? Is this even gay? http://g.e-hentai.org/g/585450/03ad925e60/

>> No.10792468

Yes I have, a thick throbbing warm cock feels so good in your mouh as you sloppily lick it all over and sabour the texture and taste while snifiing your own male cock pheremones and violating your own mouth and suck dick like you would be Sanae

...

I mean the mouth felt good on my dick, yes

>> No.10792479

I sucked my boyfriends dick after it was in my ass, does that count for anything?

>> No.10792487

When I was 14 I injured my neck attempting to do it and had to wear a neckbrace for months.

>> No.10792523
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10792523

Good morning. I just want to let you know that I am not a total slut. I detest the taste of cock so much.

>> No.10792536

I want to dress up /jp/ in side tie panties.

>> No.10792537

Yes, just barely. It tasted salty. Does anyone else get a raging boner over themselves, and is it gay?

>> No.10792545

>>10792537

No, I think about having sex with myself all the time. I thought that was normal.

>> No.10792552

>>10792537
Why would it be gay? Is touching your own dick gay?

>> No.10792553

>>10792545

You are the only person you understand. Its natural to feel intimate towards yourself.

>> No.10792556

No but I like to rub my dick on my own feet sometimes

>> No.10792554

Any tips to share?

Pun may or may not be intentional.

>> No.10792562

>>10792536
I want /jp/ to dress me up in side tie panties.

>> No.10792568

I really want to go back in time and have sex with my 13-year-old self.

>> No.10792569

>>10792553
Is it natural to imagine having an orgy with clones of yourself?

>> No.10792570

>>10792556

I have never thought of this.

*pushed feet into crotch area as far as it can go*

haha master ruseman etc., that's physically impossible.

>> No.10792573

>>10792568
You don't think you'd end up traumatizing yourself that way? Or maybe you'd like that?

>> No.10792575

I'm not flexible enough to do it.

I only came in my mouth after aiming carefully.

>> No.10792576

>>10792569
I'm afraid of what I might do to myself...

>> No.10792577
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>>10792562
You're going to be so cute!

>> No.10792581

>>10792570
Not him, but I can do it.

I need to push my feet with my hands though.

This could be an interesting experiment...

>> No.10792580

http://www.selffuckguide.com/

Has /jp/ ever fucked themselves?

>> No.10792579

>>10792570
I'm very flexible.

>> No.10792585

>>10792576
I kind of enjoy the idea of being ravaged by myself. To simultaneously be raping myself and being raped by myself must be the height of pleasure, truly.

>> No.10792587
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>>10792577
Boys are gross and cannot be cute.

>> No.10792589

http://youtu.be/r5aRcwHULaI

>> No.10792595

>>10792587

I don't see anything wrong with her if that's the message I am supposed to take away.

>>10792589

>/jp/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-plPj9LGu8

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>>10792587
That's wrong!

>> No.10792598

>>10792562
I would suck your dick. Boys in panties are awesome.

>> No.10792604

>>10792580
How the hell are you supposed to make that work?

>> No.10792605

I want a slutty /jp/er to teach me how to suck cock properly. I want to have a load in my mouth and share it with another cute /jp/er with a french kiss.

>> No.10792611

>>10792597
>draw a girl
>put a penis on her
>"Hey, I'm a actually a boy."

>> No.10792612

>>10792604

http://xhamster.com/movies/499484/self_fuck.html?embed=view

>> No.10792614

>>10792605
I'm not a slut since I have only ever done it with my /jp/sie boyfriend but I could still teach you how to do it...

>> No.10792616

>>10792611
fuck you there are believable traps out there

>> No.10792617

>/jp/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac0bkoKAR-s

>> No.10792624

/jp/ the official meet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtxnykN4py0

>> No.10792627

>>10792617
>>10792617

SPOOOOOOKKYYY!

Im gonna watch all of it!

>> No.10792628

>>10792612
I think my dick is way too stiff and way too short.

>> No.10792630

>>10792614
How do you even get a /jp/sie boyfriend?

Whenever I get contact details from someone in here they stop replying my mails after a month or so.

>> No.10792633

>>10792616
This!

http://youtu.be/0CirgVj8Baw

>> No.10792636

>>10792630
well maybe it's the same reason people don't want to deal with you in real life.

>> No.10792645

>>10792633
I want to cuddle with this person so hard.

>> No.10792652

>>10792645
>http://youtu.be/0CirgVj8Baw
>A DAY OF MY LIFE~ Just to tell you, this video was taken a bit ago and now from a horrible experience, I DO NOT GO TO ANIME CONS ANYMORE. T___T
Dat Angst

>> No.10792655

>>10792573
Its fine if you kill him after

>> No.10792658
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>>10792636
Please don't say mean things..

>> No.10792659

Dicks being tightly squeezed by panties looks to painful for me to like.

>> No.10792662

>>10792659

It's not.

>> No.10792670

>>10792658
but but it's a fact no bully here. Why don't you write something sexy to show me your mad skills

>> No.10792671

My clitty is too small so it doesn't bother me.

>> No.10792677

>>10792645
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax9bgUIirSA
Why does he call himself 怖い? He really needs to work on his ego. Poor fellow we should get him here to help him.

>> No.10792679

>>10792659
btw i'm a girl

>> No.10792681

>>10792671
piiiiiiics in sexy underwear

>> No.10792686

>>10792679
yeah sure me too ;D

>> No.10792685

>>10792677

The whole thing was a troll. Welcome to 2010.

>> No.10792684

>>10792662
I'd still prefer diapers over panties on traps.

>> No.10792683

>>10792659

Dicks are pretty tough.

>> No.10792695
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>>10792684

I like both.

>> No.10792689
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>>10792670
But I don't know how to write sexy things
Is that why I don't have a boyfriend?

>> No.10792693

Would anyone like to send me pictures of their penis?

>> No.10792694

>>10792689
I-I don't know just try I'm sure you can do it. I believe in you.

>> No.10792697

>>10792693
I tried sending some but somehow my e-mail client told me that "sage" is no real mail addy. Idunno

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>>10792693

>> No.10792700
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>>10792693

sent ;)

Don't know who sage is though.

>>10792689

Careful.

>> No.10792702

>>10792630
You can't get a /jp/sie boyfriend because no real /jp/sie would ever post his contact details to get in some weird internet relationship. That and only newfriends actually fall for the cocksucking/gay meme.

>> No.10792704

>>10792702

>he thinks it's a meme

>> No.10792706

>>10792689
Let's practice!

I want to push you down on my bed and kiss you.

>> No.10792705

>>10792699

Ew

>> No.10792709

>>10792697
>>10792700
I was checking for interest, please don't make fun of me. Here is my e-mail.

>> No.10792710

I've gotten the head in my mouth, but that's it.
I'm not flexible at all. It was more painful then enjoyable. So painful that I got soft, actually. Though sitting upside down against a wall and jacking it in front of my face is fun sometimes.
Had a friend who could put his feet behind his head, he mentioned he could suck his own dick.
Wish I could.

>> No.10792713

>>10792706
I struggle a bit and blush, so I turn my face away. You're so strong I and forcefull~

>> No.10792716

>>10792693
If you mail me some cute panties I will send you pictures of my dick in them.

>> No.10792717

>>10792694
I just want to suck a big thick juicy cock. I just can't get over the smell of an unwashed throbbing dick. A penis scent is the best.

I want to lovingly service a penis licking every spot, kissing it, worshiping it, then deepthroating it until it explodes in my mouth. Then I would willingly swallow all that warm and bitter seed. Delicious.

I would keep sucking carefully from the urethra until its completely empty. Next I would rub it all over my face to keep the smell always with me (makes me feel secure).

Writing this made me like a slut. I'm going to faint---

>> No.10792718

>>10792710

Getting your bottom ribs surgically removed is a thing.

>> No.10792719

>>10792702
I know several /jp/sie couples including myself.

>> No.10792724

I used to be able to lick the head when I was in high school, but now I can't even get within 3 inches of my dick.

Any stretches or something to get me back into shape?

>> No.10792721

>>10792706
>practice

Don't do it Anon, this is an American who can't be bothered to learn the differences in spelling between nouns and verbs! He'll crush you with his bubbly burger butt!

>> No.10792723

>>10792630
I was talking to a cute /jp/sie but I think he was trolling me and now we don't speak.

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>>10792717
This post makes me want to rape your face.

>> No.10792728

>>10792719
I don't think you read my post.

>> No.10792727

>>10792719
>I know several /jp/sie couples including myself.
I don't believe you please post evidence

>> No.10792726

>>10792717
I wish someone would do that with my dick but I'm afraid it's not big enough...

>> No.10792729

>>10792702
Are you the same sort of person who doesn't believe there are IRC channels with over a hundred /jp/sies in them, or Steam groups with hundreds of /jp/ members?

>> No.10792738

>>10792713
I would kiss the side of your face and whisper things into your ear before gently turning your chin and planting a kiss right on your mouth!

>> No.10792740

My only wish is to be a flower arranger called Hana who takes on traps to teach them the art of flower arranging and the art of pleasure. I want to have long black hair, and big breasts for them to rest their head on. I want to wear a Kimono and be innocently naked underneath. I would live out my days drinking tea, making beautiful flower arrangements and raises beautiful young traps. Was this too much ask? Why is the so cruel?

>> No.10792743

>>10792740

Actually, yes. That's a pretty tall order.

>> No.10792746

>>10792726
I haven't sucked a penis yet, but I believe that small cocks must be very fun. If I knew you I would suck it dude.

>> No.10792747

>>10792740
because the world doesn't revolve around you, fagshit

if we gave everyone with some retarded but realistic dream what they wanted, then the economy would go to shit and we'd waste a lot of time and money doing dumb shit for people with no returns

use your fucking head

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The feeling of having a dick around your lips becomes stronger than having your dick sucked.

>> No.10792748,1 [INTERNAL] 

Janitor deleted the file first.

What a newfag.

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