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Why haven't you made a tulpa of your waifu yet?

>> No.10785943
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>> No.10785948

>tulpa
>>>/ksg/
>>>/mlp/

>> No.10785949
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Because it's hard.

>> No.10785966

You have NO idea what you're getting yourself into.

>> No.10785970

>>10785939
I don't deserve him ;_;

>> No.10785971

>>10785966
Mild induced schizophrenia. It's the same thing as having an imaginary friend, but taking it to the next level.

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>> No.10785976

>>10785974
Is that Sudo?

>> No.10785980

You are stupid if you spend a moment of your time on something so transparently false.

One glance at one of the 'instructionals' should be all you need to tell they're in it for attention.

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>>10785976
why are you talking to me?

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>>10785981

>my /jp/ visage when this kid thinks he's the one calling the shots here

Get out of my board, l'il guy.

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>>10785984
yeah whatever quote-misuser. Get on the ground and suck my veteran posting cock.

>> No.10785986

>>10785981
Kill yourself.

>> No.10785991

>>10785987
>veteran
Hahaha, get real 2007-2008 poster.

>> No.10785992

The last thing I need is something manifesting and talking to me from my own head

I already have to sleep with touhou music playing because otherwise I start hearing things snarl and grow at me while trying to get to sleep

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>>10785987

>your /jp/ visage as you type out these replies frantically

Don't respond to this post.

>> No.10785995

>>10785992

My older brother had clinically diagnosed schizophrenia and had hallucinations.

I wonder why hallucinations from mental disorders are never good.

>> No.10785997

>>10785987
Too small

>> No.10785998

>>10785997
>>10785997
>>10785997

LOL DESTROYED

>> No.10786001

>>10785995
If they're good it's not really a disorder, it's a boon.

>> No.10786003

>>10785994
replying because I don't take shit from /a/ kiddos

>> No.10786004

Shitposting: the thread.

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>>10786004
whadda fug ddi u jus fugging zaybout me u liddle bish???? :DDDDDDD i have ur nose i guaranteed tob of my glass in ze naby zeals XD XD an I bin in numberis segret reds on al-gaida :D :D an I hab over NIN DOUSAND!!!!! :DDDD cobfirded gills :-DDD i am train gorilla warfare and the tob sniber in the ndire us arbed forzes xD :)))))) u are nuding to mi but jus anudder targid :DDD i wil wibe u the fug oud wid percizion de liges of whish haz neber bon zeen inb4 on dis eard >:DDDDD :D :D :D marg my fugging verds :D u dink u gan get awy wid zaying that shid to spurdo over the indernet :DDDD??? dink again, fugger xD xD as we speek i ag commutactink mi segret >:D nedwork of asspies agross the usea and ur isp is being draced righd nao so u bidder brebare for the sterm, maggid :DDD destorm dat wibes oud the batetic litel ding u gall ur life >:DDDDD u're fugging ded kid i gan b anyspurdo anysparde an I gan gill u in ober NINE DOUSAND!!!!!!! :D :D :D ways and das jus wid my bear hands >:D not onli am I eggtensily train in mortal kombat :)))) :DDD :-DDD but I has excess to the endire arsninal of the unided stays moron core :DDDDDD and i vil us it to iss full excess to wibe your misirabil azz off the fase of the windshield u liddle shit D:< D:< D:< D:< D:< ib onl u gould hav none wat unoly reprehenshin ur liddle "spurdo" gomment was abut to brink don ubon u :DDDD u may b hab held ur fugging dungs :DDDDD but u gudden DDDDD: u didden :DDD and now u're baying the brice u gotham idit >:(((((( i vil shid furry al ovr u and u wil dron in id :DDD ur fugging deds, giddo. :DDDD

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>>10786003

>my /jp/ visage when its ego is this hurt

It's like being cuckolded in front of the whole board, right?

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>>10786009
I'm going to show you what real pain is.

>> No.10786013

>mon visage quand
Bien que je sois francais votre utilisation de notre langue dans un cadre purement ironique me fait toujours sourire.

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>>10786010

How? You gonna show me a picture of your bloodied and destroyed ass?

>> No.10786021

Little T can never recover from this hard of a ownage... holy hell...

>> No.10786040

/jp/ pls

>> No.10786274

>>10785939
Already have.

Genuinely surprised there are so many skeptics and claims of danger here of all places.

>> No.10786292

>>10786274

Ask her/him a question for me: if you found a dying puppy aside the road, bloated with worms and dehydrated, what would you do?

>> No.10786307

>>10786292
9mm to head

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>>10786307

DARK LIKE MY HEART.. 2NITE I WILL BE ENGULF IN FLAMES... >=)

>> No.10786318

>>10786013
Bite cul nègre caca.

>> No.10786330

>>10786314
I think the term for that is mercy.

>> No.10786341

>>10786330

I think the term for you is 'histrionic.'

>> No.10786347

>>10786013
>meine Gesicht wenn, fuggin french homos in my board
Va te faire enculer.

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Any waifufags here? Care to share your experiences? A little interested.

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