/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I can see clearly now the rain is gone.
I can see all obstacles in my way.
Gone are the dark clouds that had me down.
It's gonna be a bright, bright, bright, bright, sunshiny day.

Oh yes I can make it now the pain is gone.
All of the bad feelings have disappeared.
Here is that rainbow I've been praying for.
It's gonna be a bright, bright, bright, bright, sunshiny day.

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't use the meido image to talk about our current janitor(s). Even an image of Hitler would be more appropriate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10781444
You're lucky you got those sick ass trips otherwise I would've torn you a new asshole for telling me when I can use my own f*cking images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10781444
Use this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10781461

The new janitors aren't even NSJ. They are a whole new level of new and shitty.

They are... the /q/ Crew.

[Anonymous No.]

This board is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The threads are extended gutters and the gutters are full of spam and when the drains finally scab over, all the shitposters will drown. The accumulated filth of all their NSFW and dailydose will foam up about their waists and all the tripfags and 3Dlovers will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

[Anonymous No.]

>>10781474
"I have seen boards bathed in the Meido's flames. Their shitposters fading without so much as a whimper. Entire chans born and raised in the time that it takes your mortal hearts to beat once. Yet all throughout, my own heart, devoid of emotion... of empathy. I... have... felt... NOTHING! A million, million posts wasted! Had they all held within them your autism? Had they all loved shitposting as you do?

Perhaps it is your shittiness that which grants you free will. That allows you to persevere against cosmically calculated odds. You prevailed where the Meido's own perfect creations have failed.

I've rearranged the reply code. Your board will be spared. I cannot be certain of my own calculations anymore. You must hurry. Do not worry about my fate, Buttranger. If the signal is not transmitted in time re-origination will proceed regardless. Save. Your. Board."

[Anonymous No.]

>>10781479
"Citizens of /jp/! Raise your eyes to the touhous and observe!

Today our board's destruction has been averted in defiance of our very makers!

Meido, herald of the autists, has been defeated by our brave shitposters in the depths of the autist city of Gensokyo.

Meido was sent here to judge the fate of our board.

He found a board whose shittiness had deviated from moot's blueprints. A board where not everything had gone according to plan.

Cold logic deemed our board not worth saving. Cold logic, however, does not account for the power of pure buttfrustration. It's up to each of us to prove this is a board worth shitting on.

That our shitposts... our shitposts are worth posting."

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I just want to drive
until the streets run out.
I want to burn until there's
nothing left to burn about.
This city's waiting for a better day.
When I get back there will be hell to pay.
But, if I'm the only one left standing,
I will not be afraid to fight.
I'm breaking out of here tonight.

I feel a fever coming on me,
burning out of control.
And I hear nothing but the static.
For years now there's been nothing
but the static on the radio.
If you can hear my voice outside these walls,
if you can hear me sending out this message tonight,
then break the silence, send a signal back.
I'm coming, all I need is a little guiding light.
...If you can hear me.

(Don't turn your back on the city...)

If you can hear me...
Don't turn your back on the city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10781473
Someone draw this please

[Anonymous No.]

>>10781483

There's actually two janitors currently. I don't feel like looking up the Mootpost to prove this but you can trust me on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10781449
Please calm down Trev-trev, I said ``please.''

[Anonymous No.]

>>10781488
"Please" THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>10781473
>>10781486
Would it be ok to have one "character" represent them? aka Janny/Janni/Jannie/Janne?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10781494

Jewish twins would be more accurate.

[Anonymous No.]

I've seen your face in the shadows.
I've seen your face in the places I wasn't meant to be.
I've heard them whisper about you.
I've heard the men in the bars
and I've seen the women lock their doors at night
Lock your doors tonight
They say your eyes are on fire.
They say you'd kill a man for walking the wrong side of the line
The wrong side of the line
But men, they say a lot of foolish things
And in the end the only words I can find to believe in are mine.

I will not be told where to stand!
I will not be told what to say.
Not by man or machine,
Not by you, not by anyone tonight!
You're gonna have to do better than fear
You're gonna have to step out of the shadows and fight!

And when they see your face again,
They will know what it means
to have fear dragged out into the light.
Drag it out!

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, I'm curious. Who else here never had any problem with ``Meido'' (or AoC if you prefer) and even NSJ but absolutely despises the current janitor?

I ask because I'm wondering if it's just the same shitposters who also hated AoC who are making most of the ruckus or if everyone actually started hating this new one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10781524
I wasn't around for AoC's tranny in '10, never had a maijor problem with NSJ well except towards the end but I'm not really sure if that was the truNSJ, but the new Janitor can go fuck himself

[Anonymous No.]

desaging this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>10781524

I started hating the janitor whenever the /q/ stuff happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10781524
I gave up with the NEET drama

[Anonymous No.]

>my /jp/ visage when perusing the janitor-deleted threads

List of things which aren't Otaku Culture™:

1) NEET/hikki lifestyle
2) Evangelion
3) Light novels

List of things which are:

1) Any post, as long as it's in Japanese.
2) Any post, as long as it's accompanied by a picture of a Touhou girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10781461

[T-Dawg No.]

yeah but wwtd?

[T-Dawg No.]

???

[gigs !.JtaMW8O4g No.]

>>10781812
The weird thing about this is that she IS my favorite.