/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Come on J.P. , spit one of your spiffy raps for us !

[Anonymous No.]

The last Epic Rap Battles of Gensokyo thread was deleted by the janitor.

Not even joking.

[Anonymous No.]

Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger. I'm 100% nigger!
Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger. I'm 200% nigger!
Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger. Why do po-lice hate niggers?
Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger. They hate us 'cause our dicks is bigger!
Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger. Why do you call yourself a nigger?
Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger. 'Cause I'm a motherfuckin' nigger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10780839
they can say it but we can't?

[Boss Nigger No.]

I'm your nigger, your my nigger.
We is niggers til the end of time.
Rhyme after rhyme, day or night.
We is niggers til the end of time.

[Anonymous No.]

How about Haikus?
They might not get deleted.
It's /jp/ culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10780828
sometimes I don't even know anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>10780861

holy shit anon
I see what you did there bro
aren't you clever

[Anonymous No.]

>>10780828
How long ago was this? I haven't seen him in ages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10780828

That is disgusting. I had wondered what happened to those threads, they were good.

[Anonymous No.]

This is /jp/ - take your shitposts back to /b/
All of us otaku here just wanna wanna live care free

We be NEET'n all day long and i dont want no job
ill go back to school later, but i dont live with my mom

Under my kotatsu playin p-s-p
loudly singin idolm@ster, dreamin' about some lolis

got my figures, all lined up rows
neatly stacked doujin piled from my head to my toes

posting scenes from manga and VNs, all untranslated of course
oh look, another furry faggot posting pics of that pink horse

We dont sexualize touhous and we're very polite
even though i complain i love seein flanny e'ry night.

We respect our waifu's unlike those bastards at /a/
cuddle and hug dakimakura's every day

/jp/ is the nicest board there can be
just play it real cool and TAKE IT EASY.

ラブ　アンド　ペアス！

[Anonymous No.]

>>10780970

ganbatte kudasai

[Anonymous No.]

I love gettin' buck
and making cheese
smogin loud
so free the weez
put that shit
in muh cup
put ya lips
on my butt
suck my hole
and lick my crack
wash my balls
and dick my jack
i seen a bitch
from the trap
gave my nig
the fuckin clap
found da ho
in homie's crib
dragged her out
and beat the bitch
took her out
onto the track
shot da bitch
right in the back

[Anonymous No.]

We don't need no indirection
We don't need no flow control
No data typing or declarations
Hey! did you leave the lists alone?
Chorus:
Oh No. It's just a pure LISP function call.

We don't need no compilation
We don't need no load control
No link edit for external bindings
Hey! did you leave that source alone?
(Chorus)

We don't need no side-effecting
We don't need no flow control
No global variables for execution
Hey! did you leave the args alone?
(Chorus)

We don't need no allocation
We don't need no special-nodes
No dark bit-flipping for debugging
Hey! did you leave those bits alone?
(Chorus)
-- "Another Glitch in the Call", a la Pink Floyd

[Anonymous No.]

A masterpiece.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsOnQXwAKQI

[Anonymous No.]

Det är det enda ni gör på dagarna
Ni sitter där I Ventrilo och spelar DotA
Vi sitter här I venten och spelar lite DotA
I hear you man
Vi sitter här I venten och spelar lite DotA
I feel you man
Vi sitter här I venten och spelar lite DotA
å pushar på å smeker, med motståndet vi leker
Vi sitter här I venten och spelar lite DotA
å springer runt å creepar, och motståndet vi sleepar
Have one on the house
Vi sitter här I venten och spelar lite DotA
I hear you man
Vi sitter här I venten och spelar lite DotA
I feel you man

[Anonymous No.]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jnvoBMuZkV

[Anonymous No.]

>>10781104
I feel somewhat upset that I recognized that image instantly.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

Gotta make it give me the survival

Fight the powers that be, gotta get this
Wreckless got a checklist when I wet kids
Think before you get in the way
Ain't no exception sure you can lay
Infectious yet the freshest and I'm restless
Check this what you messin' with is a death wish
Best get ready cause you can't stop mine
Chain saw, stop sign on your back, blind side
Role like a tank
Hit like a tank
Laugh all the way w/ the money to the bank
Crush, kill, destroy opponents
I'm a survivor, only component
Zonin', gotta make it to the next mornin'
Roamin', see who I'm gonna hit. Hone in,
Pinpoint accurate laser aim,
In the system, but I ain't playin' games!

R to the E to the M to the I to the R to the I to the A
Uuu~☆ Uuu~☆
Uuu~☆ Uuu~☆


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qegQcqMxhwg

[Anonymous No.]

>>10781116
I feel ya, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10781116
I feel you man