[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture


View post   

File: 117 KB, 1280x720, [rori] Sakurasou no Pet na Kanojo - 05 [AEB8723A].mkv_snapshot_16.06_[2012.11.06_22.53.05].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10774323 No.10774323[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>> No.10774326
File: 108 KB, 589x1762, prog and jp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10774326

>> No.10774335
File: 154 KB, 600x928, pure maiden.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10774335

nerd - /a/
girl - /prog/
alpha - /jp/

>> No.10774342

This just happened, God I hate my life.

>Family BBQ
>Big Brother comes around
>Brings his gf (Soon to be wife)
>I really want some chicken so naturally I have to walk past his gf
>Oh hi anon! I haven't seen you in a while
>Lose my spaghetti because I haven't been outside in like 6 months and I never really talk to anyone let alone a fucking female
>Say "Ughh yeah heh heh…"
>She then repeats what I said as a joke I assume
>Panic and I know what is coming
>Nervously take the chicken and walk back to my room to type this
>Cant stop shaking
>I just want to calm down and watch anime but I keep looking at my door thinking they are gonna burst in and catch me watching cute little girls and then I know they will get the wrong idea cause they are normalfags

>> No.10774353
File: 146 KB, 500x539, 1357626119042.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10774353

>>10774342
man up nigga

>> No.10774348
File: 184 KB, 405x720, 1364836687756.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10774348

>>10774335
OH FUCK MAN IKTF

>> No.10774356

>>10774353
Holmes is an edgy teenager now?

>> No.10774361
File: 32 KB, 384x402, 1365609809267.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10774361

>at grocery store
>picking up the stuff I need, making sure to avoid aisles with people around my age
>get to cheese case
>two employees standing behind it (Fucking Whole Foods)
>pull out phone and try to appear passive/inconspicuous while looking for a decent wedge
>twenty-something female employee comes out from behind case to adjust display
>"How are you doing" she asks, semi-sarcastically
>I quickly stutter "Hello" and immediately head straight to the car while my mom checks out

>> No.10774362
File: 85 KB, 850x681, 1363320058303.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10774362

>>10774335
>>10774348
>"Everybody form a pair for the lab"
>Go up to teacher, "I don't have a partner..."
EVERY TIME

>> No.10774366
File: 261 KB, 500x500, 1357152665181.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10774366

>>10774362
.....why are you talking to me?

>> No.10774367
File: 79 KB, 1280x720, [Mazui] Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai - 13 [9BBAB535].mkv_snapshot_09.12_[2013.04.08_19.55.05].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10774367

>>10774362
my feel when

>> No.10774368
File: 31 KB, 300x360, 1363742525675.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10774368

>>10774366

>> No.10774371
File: 52 KB, 845x720, [gg]_Aku_no_Hana_-_02_[DF0473DD].mkv_snapshot_00.08_[2013.04.12_21.26.38].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10774371

>>10774368
Stay way from me, freak.

>> No.10774376
File: 28 KB, 288x288, tyrion-shield_288x288.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10774376

>>10774373

>> No.10774375

>>10774362
more like
>"Everybody form a pair for the lab"
>Five different people: "You will do it WITH ME!"
>You do the entire work

>> No.10774373
File: 81 KB, 600x600, 1363349000074.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10774373

>>10774371
Make me cis scum

>> No.10774378
File: 93 KB, 600x660, 1363992138120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10774378

>>10774376
>Bullets stuck in the shield.jpg

>> No.10774382

>>10774362
I especially asked during PLC lab that I want to work alone. I don't like working in groups, especially with programing illiterate people.

>> No.10774384

>>10774373
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI_fgwbmJg0

>> No.10774385

/prog/ is /jp/ sister board

>> No.10774386

>>10774382

Penis Licking Class? :^)

>> No.10774387

>>10774323
shit show

>> No.10774395
File: 539 KB, 1600x900, what in the fuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10774395

>>10774382
implying you're a pro gamer

>> No.10774389

>>10774386
holy FUCK

>> No.10774390
File: 2.10 MB, 489x275, 1363965612373.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10774390

>>10774378
>bolts for the shield handle

>> No.10774394

>tfw you report shitposts like this and make the board a better place

nothing can compare

>> No.10774397
File: 309 KB, 692x720, 1360174493434.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10774397

>>10774394
>tfw when your report /q/ scum for announcing reports

>> No.10774404
File: 100 KB, 1280x720, thatjpfeel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10774404

>>10774397

there is no greater pleasure

>> No.10774402

>>10774397

I know that feel, Trev-Trev. So kimochi.

>> No.10774401

>>10774397
Haha, oh wow. Who's announcing reports? I'm not.

>> No.10774405

>>10774395
>there are only complete idiots and total pros, there isn't anything between

Never go full retard man.

>> No.10774406

>>10774397
reported for announcing a report

>> No.10774407
File: 256 KB, 640x480, 1261252955924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10774407

>>10774397
>>mfw i report a who are you quoting post and it gets swiftly deleted

>> No.10774408
File: 260 KB, 266x207, 1360074793304.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10774408

>They're talking to me again

>> No.10774412
File: 68 KB, 421x248, 1364112010186.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10774412

>>10774407
who are you quoting?

>> No.10774412,1 [INTERNAL] 

Real-/jp/ers are truly disgusting.

>> No.10774420
File: 64 KB, 209x276, 13507225144120.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10774420

I'm going to take a shower.

Don't post in my thread until I'm back.

>> No.10774423

>>10774420
K :-)

>> No.10774426
File: 88 KB, 863x614, 1365747197351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10774426

>>10774423
Idiot.....

I'm really leaving now. Don't make any more posts until I'm back.

>> No.10774443
File: 107 KB, 500x500, tetosip.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10774443

>mfw op claims he's showering just to get away from the butt ownage i just dished out on him

>> No.10774444

Does anyone else get excited when they are bullied?

>> No.10774453

>>10774443
>Going to [shower] isn't giving up, dweebo.

>I don't have all day to argue with fucking weebs, especially the ones who are so deluded that they see 2hus where there are birds.

>> No.10774457
File: 267 KB, 219x300, yui cheeks.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10774457

>Trevor is naked right now

>> No.10774458

>>10774453
Haha, oh man. You're so mad.

>> No.10774458,1 [INTERNAL] 

WHAT THE ***FUCK***???

>> No.10774458,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10774458,1
Markdown doesn't work here T-Dawg, you need BBCode, like this:

WHAT THE [b][i]FUCK[/i][/b]???

WHAT THE FUCK???

>> No.10774458,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>10774458,2
DON'T talk to me.

>> No.10774458,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>10774458,2

[color=pink] fabulous test [/color]

>> No.10774458,5 [INTERNAL] 

my parent placed a Boston baseball cap in my bathroom.

truNEET4lyfe enjoy your work normies.

>> No.10774458,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>10774378
The pic on the right is so disgusting looking.

>> No.10774458,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>10774458,6
I think I once knew Zyzz from GameFAQs, the LUE board. His username was AzizStrife7777. He lived in NSW, in Australia. As a matter of fact, if you Google that username it shows up on bodybuilding forums, as well as some game sites. That was definitely him. Small world.

>>
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action