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10771801 No.10771801[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Get the fuck out of my store.

>> No.10771805
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I'm going to throatrape you bitch

>> No.10771807
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>> No.10771808

Chihaya would never say that.

>> No.10771818

>>10771808
She would to you.

>> No.10771821

>>10771805
Is she a slut or just a smug bitch?

>> No.10771822

Does anyone have the "DUMPED AT THE ALTAR" picture?

>> No.10771824

Please gibe me nuggets.

>> No.10771825

>>10771821
smug bitch

>> No.10771832

>>10771818
aww, she is giving special treatment to me

>> No.10771836

>>10771825

bitch slut

>> No.10771838

>>10771825
She's a 10/10 then.

Going on my waifu candidate list for when I contract autism.

>> No.10771846

I'd like to speak to your manager about your attitude.

>> No.10771849

>>10771832
Only because she doesn't consider you human.

>> No.10771854

>>10771846
She fucked the manager, good luck getting him to fire her.

>> No.10771852

>>10771822
yes

>> No.10771858

>>10771849

But I'm a white American.

>> No.10771860

>>10771852
Could you post it? Or someone else?

>> No.10771863

>>10771821
smug slut

>> No.10771864

OK I'll just eat at your mom's vagina.

>> No.10771868

>>10771860
I dont have it but I hope someone post it

>> No.10771870

Get the fuck out of my dick first.

>> No.10771877

>>10771858
White Americans don't consider you human, either.

>> No.10771883

>>10771877

Being an American /jp/sie is suffering then.

>> No.10771885

>>10771870
IN your dick?

Do you have one of these inverted penis vaginas or something?

>> No.10771893

Hello I would like to order one BRING OUT MIKI!

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>>10771893
So the usual then.

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>>10771801

>> No.10771914

My order is the same of big smoke

>> No.10771919

>>10771911
>walk into Gamestop
>cute Asian girl is working behind counter, exactly as planned
>grab copy of Touhou vs Arcana Heat, walk to counter
>slip on random urine puddle and crash face first into register
>hear sickly crunch and tink-tink as my rotten dicks snap and fall behind counter
>black out for 10 seconds, lose control of my bowels
>regain consciousness, realize I am lying in my own dicks
>Asian girl covering mouth, crying in disgust
>attempt to flee store
>shoelaces caught on Cabela display
>trip and crash sprawling into gameguide rack
>Rocco Botte statue falls directly onto my testicles
>vomit straight up, running into face and dick
>flailing around on merchandise, gibbering and crying
>blindly grope for door, knocking everything crashing
>finally stagger into sunlight
>limp towards bus stop in rain, humiliated
>"Hey, wait!"-- Asian girl walks outside store
>"You forgot your homo anime game", tosses game in puddle
>she wants to fuck

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>>10771801

>> No.10771925

>>10771914

could you clarify anon?

>> No.10771925,1 [INTERNAL] 

Do they even know that I made this thread ironically?

>> No.10771925,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10771925,1
Make a good Chihaya thread, T-Dawgy Dog.

>>10771925
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6g0mPo-uJM

>> No.10771925,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>10771925,2
>>trying to be chummy with Trevor

Is there any low you won't sink to?

>> No.10771925,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>10771925,3
Is there any cock that you won't suck?

>> No.10771925,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>10771925,3

That isn't me.

>> No.10771925,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>10771925,5
You're not me.

>> No.10771925,7 [INTERNAL] 

Do they still make those banging apple pies at the big MD? Might go to one tomorrow just for one or two.

>> No.10771925,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>10771925,5
Yes it is

>> No.10771925,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>10771925,7
Answer my question butt pokers before I get mad.

>> No.10771925,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>10771925,7
>>10771925,9
Yes

>> No.10771925,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>10771925,9
gigs, shut the fuck up.

>> No.10771925,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>10771925,11
make me

>> No.10771925,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>10771925,12
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>> No.10771925,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>10771925,10
cool, i have been wanting to retry their original deluxe breakfast for years and i might get the chance today.

>> No.10771925,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>10771925,14

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>>10771925,15
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>> No.10771925,18 [INTERNAL] 

Hey Trevor

*in Barney Gumble voice

burrrrrrrp

>> No.10771925,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>10771925,18
lol you owned him dude

>> No.10771925,20 [INTERNAL] 

[i]Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm................

>> No.10771925,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>10771925,20
Back to your colony of subhumans.

>> No.10771925,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>10771925,20
What kind of sound is this? You choking on a dick or something?

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