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>> No.10768399

translate it gringos

>> No.10768403

>>10768399
Racist.

>> No.10768406

Lately I've been watching a lot of videos of men having sex with horses. It looks like it feels good.

>> No.10768408

>>10768406
I don't know, I've seen the size of those mare vulvas. It seems like they'd be really loose and sloppy.

>> No.10768410

>>10768408
They're obviously tight enough to make those guys cum so it can't be that loose.

>> No.10768412

>>10768406
Those exist?

I never see animals getting fucked -- be it dogs or horses. They're always the ones doing the fucking.

>> No.10768418

>>10768412
Yes, there are quite a few out there. There are also videos of men having sex with dogs, but they're not as enticing.

>> No.10768421

>>10768418

Any videos of humans fucking other humans?

>> No.10768424

>>10768412
How long have you been on the internet? Do you watch porn?

>> No.10768426

>>10768424
Over 15 years and yes.

I don't really go out of my way to find bestiality videos but literally 99.99999% of them must be dogs fucking women/dogs getting their penis sucked/dogs licking women/dogs fucking guys/horses fucking girls/horses fucking guys. The other way around is almost non-existent.

>> No.10768428

>>10768426
I just went out of my way to check one of those bestialitytube websites.

Yep, no fucking of animals. Only the other way around.

>> No.10768430

>>10768426
There are supposedly videos of men having sex with female dolphins out there, but they're mostly kept within a group of people.

Have you ever seen a dolphin vagina? It looks pretty inviting.

>> No.10768432

>>10768428
Google porn socket and search for mare, or bitch, or female dog. There are a small handful of mare videos there, dwarved by the amount of bitch videos. It's odd.

>> No.10768439

/jp/ -sexual deviants and animal abusers

>> No.10768446

>>10768408
They have very strong vagina muscles. They "wink" their vagina and can squeeze and pull your cock inside them. I would like to try it. It's supposed to be very velvety and warm, and they cum a LOT.

I would also like to suck off a horse.

>> No.10768449

>>>/mlp/

>> No.10768452

If you look on YouTube for mare wink there are lots of videos that show it. It does seem like it'd feel really good.

>> No.10768461

I'm not into the idea of actually fucking a horse, but horse vaginas look really warm, wet, and inviting. And I like to imagine that they have a really strong, musky, pheromone-heavy scent that will drive you wild with arousal if you smell it directly.

I would definitely fuck a centaur girl.

>> No.10768459

I would only fuck a dolphin.

>> No.10768462

>>10768449
Holy shit, how can everyone forgot to mention this for 15 fucking consecutive replies. Are you drunk today jp?

>> No.10768463

>>10768461
She might ask that you use your arm to finish her, though.

>> No.10768466
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10768466

I clicked on this instead of /k/, and I see this shit... so I'll just leave this here.

You're welcome, you weeaboo faggots. BTW, did you know there's a massive gunfight with grenades and machine guns going on at MIT?

>> No.10768469

>>10768466
WhyBoner.jpg

>>10768430
Pics please

>> No.10768471

>>10768466
>I clicked on this instead of /k/
You have really bad aim.

>> No.10768472

>>10768466
Thanks, buddy.
And yeah, I know. Cool week for you guys on /k/, huh?

>> No.10768474

>>10768466
That's just a cheap trick that the trainers taught the dolphin.

There is actually a report of a woman trying to teach a male dolphin to speak, and the dolphin was uncooperative and rubbing his penis on the woman's legs until the woman sexually pleased it. I wonder what that was like.

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10768475

so what's happening on this board?
>horse vaginas
alright

>> No.10768476

>>10768469
If you just Google dolphin vagina there are some pictures of them being spread open for whatever reason.

>> No.10768477
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10768477

>Dating a woman

Fucking WHY?

>Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure. Most women cannot
>Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to endlessly ejaculate as long as your dick remains in her vagina. Women cannot
>Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships. Women can, and not only can, but they enjoy doing it
>Dolphins do not mind if you fuck another dolphin. A women will kill you if you fuck another women
>Dolphins don’t mind if you cum inside either. She won’t force you to pay child support for 18 years like a women. She can’t even get pregnant
>Dolphins won’t leave you for another dolphin with more money. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer whores like women
>If you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like a 140 pound bitch who won’t scare anyone
>Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbitant amounts of money on them
>Dolphins give it up easily
>Dolphins do not demand superior rights to men
>Dolphins do not organize Dolphinwalks
>You can ride a dolphin through the ocean
>Dolphins are more intelligent then women

Everything a real women can do, a dolphin does better, and without being a bitch. So why haven’t you fucked a dolphin yet?(´･ω･`)

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>>10768477
I like the look of this one better. It looks softer.

>> No.10768496

Are we officially accept mlp thread?

>> No.10768494

>>10768477
>>10768491
that actually looks a whole lot cleaner than a real vagina

>> No.10768495

>>10768477
>>10768491
I wonder how many people have actually fucked dolphins.

>> No.10768500

>>10768495
A lot more than you think, and since ancient times too. Dolphins are great sexual partners.

>> No.10768501

>>10768500
I wish a nice dolphin girl would just take me away from all this.

>> No.10768509

>>10768501
I don't think it's that hard if you've got access to an area where there are wild dolphins. They're smart enough to be considered 'non-human people' and if they have sex recreationally like people, they should be able to put two and two together.

>> No.10768514

Take this shit to >>>/an/, sick fucks.

>> No.10768515

>dolphin pussy otaku
wtf /jp/an xDDDD

>> No.10768520

>>10768406

where?

>> No.10768522

>>10768520
see
>>10768432
Not really a lot, but enough.

>> No.10768536

Nice.

>> No.10768538

Epic.

>> No.10768540

I like it.

>> No.10768542

im gay

>> No.10768544

>>10768536
>>10768538
>>10768540
Differentfag

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