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I'm scared, /jp/.

Boston blew up, Texas blew up, and people at MIT are being shot right now. The violence is escalating.

How long until bigger bombs start to go off and the national guard is forcing us out of our houses for evacuations?

>> No.10767745

Please don't be scared anon, I'm here for you. I'm sure nothing bad is going to happen in your area.

>> No.10767746

>forcing us out of our house
They won't have the manpower to do that. They'll just let you die.

>> No.10767756

Sorry to be crossboarding scum but...

IT'S HABIDDING. :-DDDDD

>> No.10767769

>>10767756
Please don't be so gross next time.

>> No.10767771
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10767771

Take it easy, consider that you still live in an era of unprecedented peace, and within that the US is in a period of decline in violent crimes, assuming that you live int the US.

You could be living in a country with real violence after all.

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>>10767742
violence is down, the media just wants to report on every event. Texas was more than likely just an accident, fertilizer is scary shit (no pun intended) and I'll give you Boston... But the whole MIT thing sounds like it was a robbery gone wrong. But even if S were to HTF you still have /k/ to remove kebab and protect you with insane amounts of firepower.

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if only ron paul was here....

>> No.10767776

>>10767771
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/04/15/us-iraq-violence-idUSBRE93E07320130415

Al Jazeera is blocked apparently.

>> No.10767779

Fucking nerds.

>> No.10767782

There was a house fire the day after the Boston bomb and 5 people died. Only 3 people died in Boston.

>> No.10767784

At least you don't live in some Middle Eastern Country

Also stop falling for the overhyped kike media

>> No.10767788

>>10767742

>forcing us out of our houses

Maybe I'll have an opportunity to do sex.

>> No.10767789

>>10767773
Will /k/-senpai protect /jp/?

>> No.10767791

>>10767773

Robbery gone wrong? They shot a cop, it's a college town.

>> No.10767792

>>10767773

Who is B.O.B, SKS, and IVAN? Will they protect us?

>> No.10767793

Don't worry OP. Just come to Onee-chan and everything will be alright.

>> No.10767798

>>10767792
Bring your Own Bomb.
Don't you listen to Outkast?

>> No.10767797

>>10767792
A SKS is a gun.

>> No.10767799

>>10767789
>>10767792

I doubt it. We're on our own.

Everyone secure your fumos.

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I'm here for you, OP.

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>>10767793
i'd rather go to my onee-SAMA thanks

>> No.10767804

I'll just keep hiding in canada, no one cares about canada.

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>>10767792
only if you pray to based murdercube

>> No.10767808

>>10767773
implying /k/ has the balls to shoot anything other than squirrels and other animals incapable of defending themselves

>> No.10767810

>>10767791
Fuck off, fake trev.

>> No.10767814

Things seem peaceful here in AZ.

>> No.10767815

>>10767789
There are a surprising about of crossboarders, I wouldn't doubt it

>> No.10767817

>>10767789
No, /k/ likes /a/ because of Upotte. Maybe we can trick them into protecting us.

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>>10767793
>Don't worry OP. Just cum to Onee-chan and everything will be alright.

>> No.10767821

>>10767815
We have had less crossboarders in 2013 than literally any year before it, and not because we're only four months in.

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>>10767773

This isn't even the proper DEFCON colors.

White is actually the most dangerous color, blue is "safer" than green, and there is no orange, it's also upside down.

0/10

>>10767798

You mean system of a down?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUzd9KyIDrM

/jp/ theme song

>>10767810

Fake ui~ na

>> No.10767827

>>10767804
Canada is fucking shit.

It won't be long until they are knocking on your door and telling you you're arrested for masturbating to explicit pictures of cartoon little girls, you get trialed and sent to jail and labelled a sex offender when NO ONE WAS HURT in the process of drawing a picture.

>> No.10767829

ａｍｅｒｉｃａ ｂｒｏｗ ｂｅｓｔｏ ｄａｙｉ ｍａｉ ｒａｉｆｕ

>> No.10767830

>>10767824
I was thinking of this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVyVIsvQoaE

>> No.10767833

>>10767742
Damn dude, 3 people in Boston died from the explosion, the issue with Texas was an accident, nobody has died at MIT... This is it. America is on the brink of collapse.

>> No.10767835

>>10767833
A cop was shot at MIT. No students.

>> No.10767838

>>10767835
And he hasn't died yet correct?

>> No.10767840

>>10767827
The potential to hurt the fictional cartoon girl is there

>> No.10767843

>>10767838
Dead. 15 minutes ago.

>> No.10767844

Who cares if people are dying? There are bigger problems to worry about. For example, /jp/ is shit, has been shit for years, has been getting shittier for years, and will never not be shitty. Now there's a real problem.

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>>10767827
Is that different than America?

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>>10767827
tfw i hurt my cartoon lolis with oversized penises

im scum

>> No.10767853

Maybe if we are all evacuated from our homes they will put all of us together in a NEET mansion.

>> No.10767854

>>10767843
We can rebuild him.

>> No.10767856

>>10767827
That already happens in some states.

>> No.10767858

>>10767852

Amphetamines fix the problem.

They make your penis look like a 7 year olds.

>> No.10767859

>>10767844
You're right. We need to get rid of all this weeaboo shit already.

>> No.10767860

>>10767854
Do we have the tech?

>> No.10767861

>>10767853
if by that you mean forced labor camps. maybe

>> No.10767864

>>10767858
Not true. Ex-Amphetifiend here. Still going hard

>> No.10767865

>>10767853
My aunt was looking at a 13 room house and asked if I wanted to move in with them. She said I'd get one of the kitchens and my own room. It'd be nice to live in that house with all the lolis.

>> No.10767866

>MIT
Autists at it again. I told ye bruv, they should have sent Stalinman to Siberia when they still could.

>> No.10767867

What's all the hubbub about? Aren't 40 people on average murdered every single day in that shit hole of a country? Why are they all losing their shit over 3 people getting killed in that bombing in Boston? I bet the government will spend more resources on it than they have on the last 100 people murdered combined.

>> No.10767877

>>10767865
Can I stay with you, wonii-tan?

>> No.10767872

>>10767865
Could I bunk in with you?

>> No.10767873

>>10767742

Violence is literally at a historical low at athis point in time.

Turn off CNN.

>> No.10767874

Time to buy a gun and pop those mother fuckers.

>> No.10767875

>>10767850
they have arrested a few people because of it in canada, recall some guy got in trouble for importing manga because of the "suggestive" loli content not that long ago

I hope they never check my hdd, my loli picture folders put together are 72GB, and that's not counting doujin and stuff.

>> No.10767878

it's all a hoac anyway, obango is buttmad his ban on freedom didn't pass and is fake shooting some schools to make us feel bad.

>> No.10767879

>>10767875
Some guy in Missouri? was arrested for loli because his girlfriend reported him.

>> No.10767882

>>10767867
This thread is full of hysterical women using this thread as a hugbox. /jp/ as usual.

>> No.10767890

>>10767882
There are no women on /jp/. Only little girls.

>> No.10767891

>>10767879
silly guy trying to do both 2D and 3D

you end up losing both

>> No.10767896

>>10767890
That can't be. Proper little girls don't spend their time dreaming of doing unspeakable things to other little girls.

>> No.10767898

>>10767867
the 35 of the 40 were gang bangers
>nothing of value was lost

>> No.10767901

you just treleld by the jewish media

>> No.10767903

>>10767872
>>10767877
No way, I don't want anyone not in the family staying with me. I do hope that the younger girls would sometimes get scared and come sleep with me, but that probably won't ever happen seeing as how my aunt didn't end up getting that particular house.

>> No.10767910

>>10767903
Let us into your family then. We can get married.

>> No.10767912

>>10767903
I could always be your sex slave. We would be family then, right?

>> No.10767909

>>10767896
That's only how it seems, they only reveal their thoughts on anonymous message boards.

>> No.10767914

>>10767896
Little girls are big pervy pervs. They just pretend to be nasty boys online so they can be lewd.

>> No.10767924

>>10767910
>>10767912
Unless you're a little girl you're not getting into this family and you're not going to be my sex slave. No thank you!

>> No.10767932

>>10767924
I can be your little girl if you want me to.

>> No.10767933

>>10767924
I can be a girl for you!

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>>10767890
There are quite a few. They just don't talk about it like rational people should, good girls take it easy all day

>> No.10767942

>>10767844
best post of the week

>> No.10767944

>>10767941
That sounds like something a girl would say.

>> No.10767945

>>10767941
#slaythefujo

>> No.10767947
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scared? why would you be scared? its finally happening! im fucking thrilled! my BOB is all ready to go

>> No.10767952

>>10767947
Does that gun shoot arrows?

>> No.10767953
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>>10767858
You're full of shit.
I need my amphetamines or I'll be an even more useless piece of shit. ;_;

>>10767827
america pls liberate

>> No.10767955

>>10767941
I like fujoshi as long as they aren't landwhales.

>> No.10767959

>>10767952
no, that would be for the small bow in the background, its just a .22lr though, my plan is to travel light

>> No.10767961

Are there any richNEETs here?

Someone needs to build a /jp/ bunker for us to move into. The upper world is too frightening, we need to retreat down into the earth. It's our only chance.

>> No.10767970

>>10767858
>>10767864

You guys are crazy. Amphetamines make your penis very very small, this is a fact, it's a known effect of the drug. I don't see why you argue it.

>> No.10767983

>>10767970
Are there really drugs that make your penis smaller? Is it permanent? I've always felt horrible about the size of my penis always stopping me from loving a loli. If I could just make it smaller, things would be easier.

For some reason my penis seems abnormally thick. That's what I'm mostly concerned about. There's no way a loli could fit her mouth around it, and it would most likely cause tearing if I tried to put it inside her elsewhere.

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>>10767955
Sadly most are. I don't get why anyone is fat though. You don't even need to exercise, just don't eat like a little piggy/only eat garbage food. Making nice meals is fun and healthy.

>> No.10767988

>>10767983
I wish mine was a bit smaller to.. perfectly fit in my hand.

>> No.10767989

>>10767984
can you make me a healthy sandwich??

>> No.10767991

>>10767984
>Making nice meals is fun
>>>/ck/

>> No.10767995

>>10767984
But steak, tacos, and burgers are so tasty.

>> No.10767996

>>10767983

No, it wears off right after the amphetamines do.

In general, you are geared to like what your penis fits inside. Speed-heads are a bunch of pedofiles in reality.

>> No.10767997

>>10767984
A lot of people don't have the time or money to prepare proper meals.

>> No.10767999

>>10767997
It's not expensive to eat healthy and you can make quick meals.

>> No.10768001

>>10767984
People who are under stress tend to eat a lot more than people who are taking it easy all day.

>> No.10768004

>>10767997
those people also dont have the time and money to use the internet and post on /jp/

>> No.10768007

Eating instant meals isn't good for you anons. It makes you sad and encourages your hikikomori lifestyle.

>> No.10768009

>>10767999
That's relative. Unhealthy food is on the whole cheaper and quicker than a proper "meal".

>> No.10768010
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>>10767997
Eating actual food isn't very expensive. Here's the fruits and vegetable section of one of my local grocery stores.

>> No.10768011

Does doing 15 situps and 10 pushups every day count as "lifting"?

>> No.10768012

>>10767997
It's cheaper to make meals then buy preprocessed shit. And
>/jp/
>no time

>> No.10768013

>>10768009
You can make a well nourished, healthy meal 3 meals a day and snacks for under $100 a month.

>> No.10768016

>>10768007
I enjoy my hikikomori lifestyle.

>> No.10768018
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Meat is a bit more expensive this week. Last week it was a bit cheaper.

Also, I'm sure the ground beef is not 73% fat. That'd be ridiculous. It's probably 73% lean.

>> No.10768019

>>10767970
And yet they increase your libido? scientists be lying and getting me pissed

>> No.10768025

Healthy foods don't taste good.

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>>10768011
No.

>> No.10768023

>>10768018
Don't eat red meats anons.

>> No.10768027

>>10768020
How much do you lift, pig?

>> No.10768029

>>10768025
They can. You just have to know how to cook them.

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>>10768027
More than that.

>> No.10768032

>>10768020
>Sudo !Tohsaka8ks

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>>10768020
oink oink

>> No.10768034

>>10768025
Doesn't have to be. We are just saying don't eat fast/instant food.

>> No.10768035

>>10768025
Being fat doesn't taste good either.

>> No.10768037

>>10768029
Fuck off, /ck/ nerd.

>> No.10768038

>>10768023
I can't find an ad for the local asian marketplace, but they'd have less red meat. Last I was there I got some pork belly and it wasn't very expensive.

>> No.10768039

I want to cook for all you anons eating bad food.

>> No.10768041

>>10768036
oink

>> No.10768044

>>10768035
What's wrong with being fat?

>> No.10768046

One of my goals in life is to have a loli helping me prepare meals in the kitchen. This will happen at least once in my lifetime.

>> No.10768049

>>10768025
Try adding a lot of butter and salt.

>> No.10768053

>>10768049
Doesn't that defeat the purpose?

>> No.10768056

Let me cook for you anons. We can have a tea party...but that would be too sociable and I wouldn't feel comfortable.

>> No.10768057

>>10768053
Butter isn't necessarily unhealthy. Neither is salt. Deffinitely healthier than margaring and fake salts.

>> No.10768059

>>10768056
I will make the desserts. What should I make?

>> No.10768063

>>10768056
It would be fine if you just made oishii food for us

>> No.10768096

Hello /jp/ living in jp here, the instant ramen here is delicious and gun control law is awesome. Today was peaceful.

>> No.10768103

Post some healthy recipes so I can give them to my dad.

>> No.10768105

>>10768103
What kind of food do you like?

>> No.10768107

>>10767814
sonoran desert pride mother fucker

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>>10767947
are you seriously expecting to kill many "enemies" with a hunting rifle? Sir you're gonna need a baby killer Assault Rifle

>> No.10768124

>>10768105
just post 'em

>> No.10768125

>>10768122
>www.modelguns.com

>> No.10768134

IED just went off

boston is about to EXPLODE yo`

>> No.10768135

>>10768122
technically .22 (what my gun is chambered in) is the same diameter as .223 (the round fired by the AR-15) the only difference being the velocity. also most "hunting rifles" are in .308 (larger than .223) so they would be more deadly

lrn 2 gun fag

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No bully pls.

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>>10768136

>> No.10768146

>>10768122
I don't own a gun, but if I were to ever want one I'm glad there are no bullshit laws in place to stop me from buying whatever I want.

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Who cares if the world falls apart?


I'm safe in my house. To me, nothing's changed.

>> No.10768176

>>10768157
You don't understand, you're a parasite with out your host, the world, you're anything but safe

>> No.10768187

>>10768176
This is literally true. When the economy takes a dump, the poor and the wretched grab the turd.

>> No.10768190

>>10768176
>>10768187

Eh, my parent's are pretty rich, I'm safe for the time being. I know I'm going to have to eventually go normalfag to survive. Until then, I just enjoy my bubble.

>> No.10768283

>>10768190
Come here to Finland and farm potatoes with me. We can do some pair programming during the evenings.

>> No.10768312

>>10768283

>Finland

Is it cold there? I don't like cold

>> No.10768317

>>10768312

They say it gets colder.

You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older

>> No.10768318

>>10768312
not cold enough

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>>10768312
>>10768283

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>>10768312

>> No.10768341

>>10768312
Steady 21 degrees celsius around the year.

>> No.10768342

>>10768340
>>10768341
which post should I trust?

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>>10768283
>Come here to Finland
>Its so nice in Finland come here
No thanks I like not being an autistic icefreak

>> No.10768346

>>10768342
The one who doesn't live in finland

>> No.10768351

Why are there so many Finns on /jp/?

How do a bunch of dirt farming slavs that live in huts even know english or have an internet connection?

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>>10768351

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>>10768351
Finscum has nothing better to do than shit up the internet

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FINN THREAD

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>>10768312
You can always come live in the SW USA. It's pretty nice here year round except for the second summer from August through November.

>> No.10768363

>>10768361
Way too fuggin hot

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>>10768361
You actually changed it to Celsius for them
Stop pandering to the snowniggers you piece of shit

>> No.10768367

>>10768363
California is perfect all year round.

>> No.10768367,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10768363
http://i.imgur.com/8sUl5J4.png

Like I said, it's fine until August. Until then you can just eat a ton of ice cream, popsicles, and drink gallons of iced tea. It's fun.

>> No.10768367,2 [INTERNAL] 

http://people.uncw.edu/kozloffm/glubb.pdf

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spengler's_civilization_model

You can't beat history, America. You're time will come. The caliphate will rise again.


>> No.10768367,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>10767983
Someone kill this crossboarder using Trevor's name already.

>> No.10768367,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>10767817
http://i.imgur.com/1k5Dbu2.jpg?1

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