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Post your BIKI level

Level 0 - no pets
Level 1 - 1 pet, cat OR dog
Level 2 - 2 pets, cat, dog or both
Level 3 - 3+ pets, limited to cats/dogs
Level 4 - 3+ pets, +small cage animals
Level 5 - 3+ pets, +large cage animals
Level 6 - 5+ pets, exotic pets
Level 7 - 6+ pets, at exotic or lesser
Level 8 - 7+ pets, at exotic or lesser
Level 9 - 8+ pets, at exotic or lesser
Level 10 - 10+ pets, at exotic or lesser
Level BIKI - 10+ pets including large exotic pets

>> No.10765311
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10765311

What if I have 1 bird?

Am I a level 1 or a level 4?

>> No.10765332

my cat is 30 pounds of pure fat ugly nasty bitch

does that mean i'm a level 1 or a level 2 because she's the size of 2 normal cats?

>> No.10765343

Two dogs one cat.

>> No.10765347
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Level 3.

>> No.10765350

>>10765332
My cats chubby at 14, what on earth are you doing?

>> No.10765352
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10765352

1 dog 2 cat

>> No.10765367
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10765367

who snake otaku here

>> No.10765379

Do I need to meet both requirements or just one?

>> No.10765396

>>10765350
The vet says she has a thyroid problem that will cost 300 dollars a month in medication to make her skinny..or I can just leave it as is. She's been a nasty cat since she was a kitten and she hasn't gotten any better after she blew up to 30lbs. She's just a really nasty animal overall...she wont come over to you for anything other than howl when she's hungry which is every 5 minutes.

>> No.10765408

>>10765396
Cats that howl are literally worse than hitler.

>> No.10765428

>>10765396
i have a fat hungry cat that i cuddle and brush every day

shes not shitty like yours thank goodness

>> No.10765440

>>10765396
Shitty cat for a shitty owner

>> No.10765455

>>10765428
If I try to brush mine she'll claw the shit out of me and then try to bite me. I just can't go near her...she doesn't want to play and she doesn't want to be pet. She just wants to lay inside this cardboard box all day long. She only gets up to take a shit/piss and to beg for food...otherwise she's just laying there.

>> No.10765471

>>10765455
thats very cute

>> No.10765500
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10765500

I am a level 0. I had a bird and a tirtle once, but they die when I went to Vegas for a week with my gf didnt even fuck.

>> No.10765529
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Dog - Prince Henry Charles Frederick Spencer

Cat- Buddy

>> No.10765587

>>10765529
cute cat/dog dude

>> No.10765731
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10765731

9 tortoises + 2 Cats + numerous fish

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>>10765289
Level 6!

>> No.10765851

>>10765529

cute pets

are corgies friendly

>> No.10765859

>>10765455

Sounds like /jp/

>> No.10765887

>>10765455
does your cat post on /jp/?

>> No.10765890

Level 10... S-sorry....

>> No.10765903

>>10765890
Go back to /a/ and take your fake stutter shit with you.

>> No.10766192

I live on a farm, are chickens exotic?

>> No.10766223

theres only 2 BIKI levels

1 - Doesn't love the knot = Not Hibiki
2 - Loves dog cum and big knots = Hibiki

>> No.10766238

>>10765851
He's the friendliest dog I've ever had and he rarely barks. The only downside is Corgies are very expensive.

>> No.10766242

>>10766238
You should be worried if your dog doesn't bark ya doofus.

>> No.10766248

>>10766242
He said he rarely barks yer foqin dingus, doesn't mean he never does

>> No.10766250

who BIRD otaku here?

I was thinking of picking up a budgie (totally on a whim, i think having a budgie on your shoulder is pretty cool) and teaching it to cook spaghetti

>> No.10766335

>>10765887
She might, she's probably the one who makes all the homo threads on /jp/ because she's a fujoshi cat.

Fucking fat nasty bitch is laying in her box right now staring at me from across the room. It has such an evil look in its eyes, it's kinda spooky.

>> No.10766354

>>10766250
Never get pets on a whim.

>> No.10766366

Has anyone here ever had sex with an animal?

>> No.10766377
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>>10766354
i got my cat on a whim and she's doing just fine at the end of my bed

>> No.10766633

>>10766366
Yes.

>> No.10766687

>>10766366

Yeah I had sex with your mom

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>>10766687
oh shit

>> No.10767287

>>10766633
What animal? What was it like? Did you cum inside?

>> No.10767291

>>10767287
I was going to use this joke>>10766687
but my thunder has been stolen.

>> No.10767292

>>10767291
I see.

Well, anyone else?

>> No.10767316
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10767316

What if you want to badly fuck Hibiki? Does that count for anything?

>> No.10767322
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10767322

Literally the objectively worst idol.

>> No.10767344

I hate Hibiki so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

>> No.10767364

>>10767322
>>10767344
suck my cock(s) dude(s)

>> No.10767383

>>10767364

You have more then one cock?

>> No.10767390

>>10767383
Not him, but I have 5.

>> No.10767393

>>10767383
if the situation requires it

>> No.10767395

>>10765311
>>10765428
>>10765455
>>10765500
>>10766238
>>10766250
>>10766377
>>10766687
>>10767291
>>10767344
>>10767390
Thinly veiled blog thread.

>> No.10767400

>>10767390
How do your pants fit?

>> No.10767406

>>10767400
Like a glove.

>> No.10767407

>>10767395
I like seeing /jp/sies cute pets, because 9/10 they're far cuter than the owner behind the camera.

>> No.10768531
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10768531

Level 4. 1 dog, 1 cat and one rabbit. And a Hibiki.

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