[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]

/jp/ - Otaku Culture


View post   

File: 164 KB, 600x898, Yu4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10755691 No.10755691 [Reply] [Original]

Is there anything more erotic than Yukari speaking in French and resting her jugs on you?

>> No.10755701

Why would someone place pottery on me? And why would they do it while speaking French? I don't understand French!

>> No.10755705

>>10755701
Espèce d'enculé d'américain!

>> No.10755707

Having sex with her while she says things in Spanish

>> No.10755706

>>10755691
Why would she speak French when she's a Japanese youkai?

>> No.10755724

Maybe if she used a good language it would be.

>> No.10755735

>>10755707
dale mas gasolina~
a ella le gusta la gasolina~

>> No.10755744
File: 483 KB, 1024x1619, Yukari332.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10755744

>>10755735
>>10755707
Stop shitting the thread.

>> No.10755760
File: 89 KB, 900x900, 4d3ea76bd84612e55e5c9ef6553d3b01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10755760

>>10755706
a blonde Japanese youkai

>> No.10755766

Please do not sexualize Yukari.

>> No.10755778
File: 251 KB, 550x400, drnkn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10755778

>>10755766
I swear it's beyond me, is not something you decide.

>> No.10755782

>>10755744
shut up, puto

>> No.10755802

>>10755744
Then why do you keep posting pictures of shit??????????

>> No.10755803 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
File: 444 KB, 600x839, c0a48dea3b60eccd07827d2363509d83.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10755803

>>10755766
Because I love you.

>> No.10755805 [SPOILER] 
File: 264 KB, 884x927, 75555555454444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10755805

>>10755803

>> No.10755811 [SPOILER] 
File: 1.97 MB, 1875x1300, 5ccdab2a7da20e0324bd11cc27b7ec90.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10755811

>>10755805

>> No.10755817

I bet French Yukari, and Yukari in general, loves nigger dick

>> No.10755820 [SPOILER] 
File: 93 KB, 795x570, eda77c34131ffb1b6460221ae63c0286.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10755820

>>10755811
Well, that's all I got. So I will leave with this.

>> No.10755823

only 2ndrys like her

>> No.10755829
File: 116 KB, 849x599, nitori (22).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10755829

>>10755691
Nitori speaking latin while mass-producing Mimi-chans

>> No.10755838

>>10755823
I know I left /jp/ for a few months. But how did it get this edge?

>> No.10755842

>>10755838
she's only loves for her fanon 2ndarty

>> No.10755845
File: 831 KB, 1074x1518, 1308336231874.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10755845

Yukari is sexually intimidating.

>> No.10755864

>>10755845
What's the difference between that and normal intimidating?

>> No.10755934
File: 428 KB, 800x800, 25147530.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10755934

>>10755766
impossible

>> No.10755966
File: 616 KB, 900x1123, 1316603829785.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10755966

Having her speak in English and resting her jugs on me!

>> No.10755989
File: 1.02 MB, 848x1200, 1362899244386.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10755989

yukari IS sex

>> No.10755997

>>10755829
>Not German

>> No.10756003
File: 263 KB, 849x600, Yukari614.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10756003

>>10755989
ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2WmZDP3kIY#t=1m1s

>> No.10756014
File: 1.15 MB, 1451x1255, 1319218197544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10756014

>>10755864
It's when you feel a tingle in your balls when Yukari says she'll milk you dry over several hours of non-stop, sweaty intercourse.

>> No.10756018

Why would she choose you when she could always do better?

>> No.10756017
File: 878 KB, 909x1199, 1344618418915.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10756017

>>10755760
Yes, and?
Yukari speaks American because Maribel Hearn is American because Lafcadio Hearn/Koizumi Yakumo is American.

>> No.10756027

>>10756014
How do you come up with this stuff?

>> No.10756050

>>10756018
Maybe she got bored of good looking hunks? I imagine if you can gap your way into the bedroom of any 10/10 it would eventually get old. More fun to mess around with a /jp/sie with an inferiority complex.

>> No.10756057
File: 505 KB, 783x1200, 26632643_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10756057

>>10756017
pls go

>> No.10756078

Chen curled up on my lap.

>> No.10756090
File: 1.51 MB, 857x1200, Yukari recognizes the superiority of the USA and defects from Gensokyo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10756090

>>10756057
Why?

>> No.10756095
File: 209 KB, 700x900, 1300451860395.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10756095

>>10756027
Sexy brain problems

>> No.10756097

Cuddling up to Yukari while she talks motherly to you!

>> No.10756153

>>10755691

>French

disgusting bastardization of my beautiful Latin


Although as long as she's been around i'm sure she's proficient in multiple languages I doubt she'd speak french unless she recognized you yourself as french

Also don't use Yakumo-sama to fullfil thoughts of your erotic fantasies she is a refined lady and above such crud lewd behavior of simple minded deviants such as yourself

>> No.10756196

>>10756097
my dick is fucking hard. are you happy?

>> No.10756203

>>10756196
well now we can't have that

>> No.10756205

>>10756196
Why? Are you imaging what I said in that post?

>> No.10756254
File: 223 KB, 500x800, 0eac1fbc689e6e90782e59aa3d651e75.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10756254

>>10756205
yes

>> No.10756257

>>10756254
Is it warm and cute? Are you cuddling up to her side, or her breasts?

>> No.10756277

>>10755997
latin was the first weird language I thought of
But yeah, German feels much better

>> No.10756613
File: 1.33 MB, 1280x532, vlcsnap-2013-04-16-23h02m15s142.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10756613

Ya know...
You could put someones eye out with those things!

>> No.10756661
File: 412 KB, 700x1000, 1363734767580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10756661

please take responsibility

>> No.10759043

>>10756661
fat Yukari is the best yukari

>> No.10759071

zamphira pls

>> No.10759144

I'm stealing all your images.

>> No.10759170

>>10759144
>your

lol check out this returd

>> No.10759207
File: 97 KB, 1024x768, 1365848857105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10759207

Why she isn't happy?

>> No.10759220

>>10759207
She's pouting because she was just ellign me about her day and I was not listening to her in total seriousness and interupted her by cracking stupid little jokes and puns all over the place.

And now she is pouting and refusing to tell me more about her day.

But that's ok, she looks cute that way too

>> No.10759280

>>10759220
>But that's ok, she looks cute that way too

too true. with the added bonus I don't get to hear that b%#ch's annoying nagging

>> No.10759284

Yuka > shit > Yukari

>> No.10759300
File: 745 KB, 800x800, 31741208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10759300

>>10759284
dis

>> No.10759342

>>10759284
>>10759300
Yukari > yuka

>> No.10759363

>>10756153
>she's been around i'm sure she's proficient
boy you can say that again!

>> No.10759382

>>10759363
She's been around I'm sure she's proficient.

>> No.10759391

>>10759382
>She's been around I'm sure she's proficient.
tell me about it!

>> No.10759575

>>10759342
die in nigger hell

>> No.10759598
File: 1.33 MB, 1640x1872, 1318227501119.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10759598

>>10759342

>> No.10759796

>>10759598
Akyuu's knowledge is incomplete.

>> No.10763196

Grandma

>> No.10763208
File: 64 KB, 300x333, 7328632.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10763208

Being a fan of Yukari is suffering. /jp/ can't discuss her without it turning into "MUH DICK". God I hate this thread. And all of you as well, yes.

>> No.10763216

>>10763208

To be fair, most Touhou threads wind up in the place. Touhous are just inherently sexual beings, it can't be helped.

>> No.10763221
File: 2.91 MB, 2006x2107, 39823.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10763221

>>10763216

>Touhous are just inherently sexual beings

this is what secondaries actually believe

>> No.10763229
File: 538 KB, 1100x983, Yukari 041.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10763229

>>10763221
oh?

>> No.10763233
File: 1.29 MB, 1500x2142, Yukari 045.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10763233

>>10763221
how so?

>> No.10763234
File: 291 KB, 750x550, yukarin browsing jp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10763234

>>10763229
yep

>> No.10763251

>>10763221
A train isn't going to stop in the middle of nowhere.

>> No.10763274

>>10759598
Silly you. Yuuka is an Elder God in hiding.

>> No.10763277

>>10763208
Yukari is a sexy bitch. She's like ripping of sexiness and bitchiness, all in a neatly enrobed package of hotness, coolness and powerfulness.

You can't sexualize Yukari. She's already sexual.

>> No.10763281
File: 197 KB, 564x800, 1272976361148.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10763281

>>10755997
Speaking with Keine in German while drinking beer.

>> No.10763305

>>10763274
Oh you silly IM reader you.

>> No.10763398
File: 62 KB, 289x396, Yukari point.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10763398

>>10763277
fucking canon

>> No.10766287

>>10759598
I heard that there's godly doujinshi where Yukari fights Yuuka and turns it into hatesex. Does anyone know it?

I tried searching it but only found a low quality thing with tentacle rape.

>>
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action