vbg bv v

[bnv bv No.]

nb bn bnh bn bnh

[Anonymous No.]

best thread on jp right now

[Anonymous No.]

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

[Anonymous No.]

Funny meme dude :)

[Anonymous No.]

:)

[Anonymous No.]

My keyboard is 15 years old and it's all sticky and full of food. I really have to mash down the keys in order to type. It hurts my fingers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10749692
Gross as HECK, dude. Why don't you clean it? You probably have a colony of insects living under there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10749692
Have you ever cleaned it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10749692
Buy a new one for $5 dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10749692
Everyone take you seriously on jp, gj dude.

[Anonymous No.]

hjujkkkkkkkkkk

[Anonymous No.]

>>10749675

[Anonymous No.]

frgtgfrgftrgftr5rgtgt hytr45

[Anonymous No.]

I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything

What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net ]
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here

What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way

[Anonymous No.]

>>10749670
ffffuk uuu faggggettt

:0 woah

[Anonymous No.]

>>10749697
I tried. I've pinged the keys out and went over it with a cloth, but it doesn't help much. I also vacuum it which gets out some of the crumbs, but the keys are still stiff and sticky.

>>10749738
I could spend that $5 on something better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10749826
You mean something that you don't use constantly every day? Yeah, sure.