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10749176 No.10749176[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

have you collected you lewbux, /jp/?

they're like neetbux in that you exert minimal effort for monetary gain. of course, like the term implies, you have to be lewd and do lewd things. very easy otherwise.

>> No.10749188 [DELETED] 

Elaborate

>> No.10749198

Prostitution is a worse job than a 9-5 burger flipping deal.

>> No.10749199
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>>10749188
>Elaborate
Not really

>> No.10749200

Lewdness is a disease.

>> No.10749205

That sounds like a job I don't want.

>> No.10749208

>>10749198
Well I'm sure it depends on the gig. If you were out there walking the street trying to sell yourself like a drug dealer sells drugs, then yes, I imagine that could wind up being prettymuch not worth your time. Or if you're stuck in some harem or old-fashioned chicks-in-a-cage bothel, you aren't even getting anything except threats of death.

People do survive working as supposed "escorts" all the time, though.

>> No.10749212

>>10749176

I would do lewd thing with jaypee.

>> No.10749213

>>10749208
>People do survive working as supposed "escorts" all the time, though.

Yes, and it's a worse job than a 9-5 burger flipping deal.

>> No.10749216

>>10749213
How so...?

>> No.10749218

And anyway, burger flipping is a shift thing, not 9-5

>> No.10749235

Seriously?

Is /jp/ really that stupid now that it considers prostitution "lel free bux" ?

>> No.10749239

>>10749235
No you're stupid for assuming what /jp/ as a collective hivemind believes.

>> No.10749245

>>10749235
Prostitution in a 1st world country is basically free bux if you are female and it is well known that 90% of /jp/ users are girls.

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10749252

>>10749235
>Blaze

>> No.10749254

>>10749245
Good girls don't do prostitution, Onii-chan.

>> No.10749257

Position is customer-facing. Except when it's doggy style lol

>> No.10749259

>>10749239
That was bad wording sorry.
I meant that /jp/ will not fall that low to sell their body. I hope.
And it was a question. not a statement.

>>10749252
Yes. Got anything you want to discuss wit me?

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>> No.10749274

>>10749272
I laughed harder than I should.

>> No.10749275

>>10749272
I don't get it.

>> No.10749293

I'm lewd, but I don't get any money for it. What am I doing wrong?

>> No.10749298

>>10749259
I would if I could get a good price for it, unfortunately the supply of fat smelly NEET's is rather high, and the demand is low.

>> No.10749304

>>10749293
You are probably ugly as sin or just don't advertise yourself enough. Could be both.

For myself, I can sometimes get drinks for free. You can trust in that I know what I am talking about.

>> No.10749308

>>10749176
Who would pay for a slightly overweight guy in his 20s with an average size dick to do lewd things?

>> No.10749309

>>10749298
Well. To make money from it you must be attractive.

>> No.10749310

>>10749304
>For myself, I can sometimes get drinks for free.

How?

>> No.10749317

>>10749310
Just stand by the bar counter.

>> No.10749316

>>10749308
Actually. Many Lonely women.
Unless you look like a pile of cat turd.
If you have good looks..Many women actually like guys with a little meat on their bomes.

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>>10749316
>a pile of cat turd

>> No.10749329

>>10749316

I look like a pile of cat turd
Do you think any women might have a fetish for this and pay

>> No.10749332

>>10749329
You ever see that movie "Dagon" ?

That movie rocked.

>> No.10749336

>>10749329
Depends. It is possible that you actually have decent looks, but you THINK that you look bad.
Besides. Many women are not that picky. unless you actually have some really bad disease and your face is...falling off.

>> No.10749340

>>10749336
>and your face is...falling off
like in that movie, "dagon"

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>> No.10749347

>>10749336

No one's ever really commented on my looks, I did have a girl call me "disgusting" a few years ago though which I think has dented my confidence completely. Considering I still remember it...

I'm one of those people who look fine from certain angles but horrible from others.

>> No.10749350

>>10749332
>>10749340
>>10749342

You sure like that movie Dagon huh?
I'll watch it some time this week, just for you.

>> No.10749357

>>10749350
You'll love it, man
You'll laugh your ass off

>> No.10749358

>>10749347
All I can say is.
You need to believe in yourself more.
that is all.
And maybe something good will happen!

>> No.10749359

>>10749350
Is it the lovecraftian fish god or something?

>> No.10749372

>>10749359
Yeah, it's H.P. Lovecraft stuff.

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>> No.10749395

>>10749372
But it's nothing like it, is it?

>> No.10749464

>>10749395
Well it's Evil Dead -ish, got the same guy in it, too.

>> No.10749469

But I can't be lewd to anyone but my boyfriend.

>> No.10749474

>>10749469
And that is the correct attitude!

>> No.10749506

>>10749390
why do you krefs

>> No.10749555

>>10749272
Someone needs to explain this one to me.

>> No.10749592

>>10749474
What if they're both dudes?

Or if the boyfriend is a girl?

>> No.10749598

>>10749592
So?
Being faithful works in any scenario.

>> No.10749604

>>10749598
so does catching aids just from being gay

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>>10749598
I agree in the principle even if I don't value sexual exclusivity that much.

>> No.10749642

>lewbux
Learn to write you fucking retard.

>> No.10749646

>>10749469
My boyfriend buys me cute clothes for being lewd.

>> No.10749654
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10749654

I'd only earn lewdbux from /jp/sies, but then I'd feel bad because /jp/sies are wasting their precious neetbux on me...

>> No.10749682

>>10749654
It's not wasting them if they love you!

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>>10749682
So they love me after all! That's great! I'm so happy!

>> No.10749700

>>10749646
I'm jealous

>> No.10749710

>>10749642
But I typed it, not wrote it. A typo, you see.

>> No.10749762

>>10749700
I'll share them with you if you like. Maybe we could even do lewd stuff with my boyfriend together.

>> No.10749795

The only thing I got for for being lewd is a free dog collar...

>> No.10749812

>>10749795
Do you wear it when you do lewd things? I bet it makes you look extra cute!

>> No.10749815

>>10749812
O-of course I do, my master gave it to me.

>> No.10749833

>>10749815
I wish my master would give me something like that but a piece of furniture like me doesn't deserve any possessions.

>> No.10749837

>>10749833
Okay, Kanon.

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