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10745300 No.10745300 [Reply] [Original]

Patchy is unmovable!

>> No.10745311 [DELETED] 

I wonder if Patchouli likes to cuddle. I want to cuddle with Patchouli.

>> No.10745324
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Patchy is a balloon!

>> No.10745327

OP is a fag!

>> No.10745330

I love Patchouli.

>> No.10745387
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10745387

Is it unmovable or immovable?

>> No.10745389

>>10745387
immobile

>> No.10745390
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Patchy is mine.

>> No.10745392

>>10745389
That doesn't convey the same meaning.

>> No.10745393

>>10745387
fatter than a ton

>> No.10745435

>>10745387

They basically mean the same thing

>> No.10745439

>>10745387
>>10745389
It's unmoving you sperglords.

>> No.10745455

>>10745439
No it's immovable you brute.

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10745475

whats the difference between flammable and inflammable

>> No.10745476
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10745476

Patchy is still a bit drowsy!

>> No.10745480

>>10745475
why do people use that fucking picture every god dame time when there is a question?

>> No.10745483

>>10745480
You just asked a question and didn't use that fucking picture, so I guess it doesn't hold ip.

>> No.10745486 [DELETED] 

NO! iZ UNmovah! !!!! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA

>> No.10745490
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10745490

Is it unpossible or impossible?

>> No.10745498

>>10745486
Reported faggot

>> No.10745499
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10745499

Is it unnecessary or innecessary?

>> No.10745504
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>>10745311

Silly arguments regarding English semantics aside, Patchouli is most definitely cuddle-friendly.

>> No.10745500

>>10745490
non-possible
or was it abpossible?

>> No.10745501

It's otaku culture or japan culture?
It's culture or colture?

>> No.10745507
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>>10745504
is it cuddly or cuddle-friendly?

>> No.10745508

>>10745504
Shouldn't that be cuddle-infriendly?

>> No.10745509

>>10745504
But she smells like salty milk and coins.

>> No.10745511
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>>10745508
That begs the question of it's cuddle-infriendly or cuddle-unfriendly.

>> No.10745513

>>10745509
Only one part of her smells like that. The rest smells like freshly washed sheets.

>> No.10745518
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10745518

Patchy is having a little breakfast!

>> No.10745522

>>10745518
Is breakfast or fastbreak?

>> No.10745525

>>10745504
haha. look at that stupid idiot fatass. she should stop looking so pathetic trying to lose weight and cuddle with me.

>> No.10745530

Wish I could snuggle with a chubby patchie

>> No.10745535
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>>10745534
nigger influence

>> No.10745534

Why Americans can't speak proper English?

>> No.10745536

>>10745534
Is it Americans or American people?

>> No.10745542

>>10745522
who the HELL fasts for like 8 hours

jews = fast for passover
muslims = fast for ramadan
fat american christians = "fast" for a few hours while they sleep

>> No.10745543

>>10745534

Is it Americans or United Statesians?

>> No.10745544

>>10745534
Why can't Americans speak proper English?*

>> No.10745546

>>10745536
You can easily dodge the issue by using Amerifats or Americlaps.

>> No.10745558

>>10745546
le americans clapping face

I lel every time

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>>10745544

>> No.10745575

>>10745566
Why are the ships so close to the explosion? Shouldn't they have gotten some warning that they should move out of the way?

>> No.10745578

I hate the word "American". 99% of the time, you're referring to North Americans, specifically people from the USA. They need their own demonym. Wasn't someone trying to get "Usonian" a thing?

Similar deal with British. I am British and I live in Britain, but for some reason a lot of people choose "Britain" or "British" over "England" or "English". I have an English accent, I'm from England.
We could benefit from "Ukonian" to clear up the distinction between the United Kingdom and Britain (even if some stupid Irish people think they're British). The United Kingdom is a country, England is a country, Britain is an island.

>> No.10745588

>>10745575
I guess there was no wind.

>> No.10745593

>>10745578
wtf muh freedoms!????

>> No.10745597

>>10745578
>I have an English accent, I'm from England.
So to me from what I am reading it it sounds like you have a nondescript American accent.

You need to type more like your accent.

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>>10745578
That would imply that mexican or filthy canucks are ever worth talking about

>> No.10745624

>>10745578
Spoiler: No one cares about the miniscule differences between "Britain" and "England". Same with America. Who ever talks about South America, unless it's about drugs, poverty or niggers?

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>>10745534 >>10745536 >>10745546

Who gives a damn? The topic of the moment is whether Patchouli is cuddle-friendly or just simply cuddly. All other subjects have their appropriate forum of discussion, and it is neither here nor now.

>> No.10745658

>>10745597
Here I go!

a propa h8 the word "american". most o the teem, yer referrin te north americans, specifically fowk frem the USA. tha need thar aan demonym. wa'nt some lad tryin te get "usonian" a thing?

simila deal wi brihish. aam brihish and a live in brihain, but fa some reason a lot o fowk choose "brihain" ar "brihish" owa "england" or "english". aav an english accent, aam frem england.
wi could benefit frem "ukonian" or summat to cleah up the distinction between the united kingdom and brihain (even if some daft irish twats reckon thar brihish). the united kingdom is a country, england is a country, brihain is an island.

>> No.10745668

>>10745627 It's pointless to try and reason with these autists

>> No.10745675

>>10745658
Excellent post would read again.

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>>10745668

Probably not. But I'd like to believe that my love for Patchouli is stronger than their autism.

Link included, because the image I wanted to post was too big.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=19942225

>> No.10745736

It's inmovable

>> No.10745749
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10745749

This is actually a pun. "Immovable" means you literally can't be moved, but "unmovable" means you can't be "moved" e.g. by an inspiring story.
Patche is jaded and cool as well as resistant to being hit by a 1 ton weight, so she's both!

>> No.10745760

>>10745735
awesome, new reaction images :D

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>>10745300

Patchouli is cute!

>> No.10745884

I like Patchy because she is who I want to be.

>> No.10745907

>>10745575
Are you actually asking that or are you just retarded?

>> No.10745918
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>>10745884
Same with all other characters. You fill the blanks with whatever suits you.

But there are things you can't project into the characters without transgressing canon, like she being a fit and athletic or energetic girl.

>> No.10745938

>>10745476
I can see her nude body...

>>10745627
And her feet...

>> No.10745955

I think I could spend an entire day fucking patchouli

>> No.10745964

>>10745955

I could spend an entire week just playing with her feet.

>> No.10745967
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>> No.10745970

>>10745964
You feet fetishists disgust me.

>> No.10745975

>>10745907
Yeah I wanted to know why they were so close.

>> No.10745986

>>10745970
Delicious stinky smelly sweaty Patchy feet~

>> No.10745993

>>10745975
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bikini_atomic_experiments

>> No.10745998

>>10745970
Tame compared to some of the other stuff that's out there.

>> No.10745999

>>10745993
Aw I hope the poor natives are ok!

>> No.10746003

>>10745999
To this day it's completely uninhabitable.

>> No.10746011
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>>10746003
T-those poor N-Nippon people...

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>>10745918

Fortunately, Patchy is lovely by default. Substandard health/physical fitness levels and all.

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>>10746078
Indeed.

I'd like to knead her mukyus in a lewd and obscene manner

>> No.10746107

>>10746089
Why is it the Irish tricolour instead of Saint Patrick's Cross?

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>>10746098
w-what?

>> No.10746424

>>10746370
He said "I'd like to knead her mukyus in a lewd and obscene manner". I can only assume mukyus means breasts.

>> No.10746486

>>10745504
Flabby Patty!

>> No.10746518
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10746518

Patchy smells nice.

>> No.10746593

>>10745504
rhythmic slapping noises

>> No.10746654 [DELETED] 

>>10745300
Stop stealing my shtick, OP. I'll hit you if you don't stop.

>> No.10747112
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10747112

Pudgy Porky Patchouli

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Patchouli is HEALTHY!

>> No.10747125
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>>10747112
Imagine having sex with a fit Koakuma as a chubby Patchouli jealously watches and touches herself.

>> No.10747590

>>10747125
I need to start drinking again.

>> No.10747591

I want to touch Patchy so bad.

>> No.10747594

why is she so goddamn fucking fat?

>> No.10747595

>>10747594

Please do not bully the residents of Gensokyo.

>> No.10747601
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10747601

Patchouli is a top-tier waifu!

>> No.10747604

>>10747594

When they're not serving meat the only other thing served at the SDM is sweets

>> No.10747638

>>10745578
United statesarian, United kingdomian.

Spoiler: nobody gives half a shit about your countries and that's why they're lax about it.

>> No.10747665

Appending sentences with exclamation points with /jp/!

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>>10747589
Patchouli definitely is hugable, but I doubt she's fat or even plump.

>> No.10747683

what is the "precious thing" ?

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>>10747589
I don't know, man. More cushion for the pushin'...

>> No.10747711
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10747711

Youkai witches don't need to eat. If you nerds actually knew anything about Touhou, you would know that.

>> No.10747731

>>10745300
I hope she got pwn3d

>> No.10747753

>>10747683

anyboby?

>> No.10747788
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>> No.10747792

>>10747753

help

>> No.10747857

>>10747683
muh dick ;)

>> No.10747877

>>10747857

marisa steals patchouli precious dick?

>> No.10747906

>>10747788
From the thumbnail I thought he was rubbing her rear with a carrot or carrot-like object.

>> No.10747919

>>10747788

i'm sick of this male touhou shit

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>>10745627

>> No.10748249

>>10748181
Patchouli learned a spell that turned her black?

>> No.10748251

>>10748249
She's just been cuddling outside.

>> No.10748278

Patchy a shit

>> No.10748290

>>10748278
->
>>10748181

>> No.10748293

>>10745575

That's a .gif of the Castle Bravo nuclear test. The ships are unoccupied war trophies or obsolete vessels placed there to test the effects of an underwater nuclear explosion on sea vessels.

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>>10747601

It's true, everybody wants her.

>> No.10748348

>>10745749
>Patchouli
>hip hop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykhAC4v6iwk

>> No.10748351

>>10748293
baker, not bravo, Crossroads Baker, underwater solid core implosion plutonium type device

>> No.10748404

>>10748351

Oh, right, my bad. Castle Bravo was the OH FUCK THAT WAS A LOT BIGGER THEN WE EXPECTED test.

>> No.10748487

Didn't they teach you history at school? Fucking dropouts. I swear.

>> No.10748498

>>10748404
Yeah, lucky dragon got nailed by fallout, japs were pissed, blew out a shitton of windows. Shrimp device, 2 stage thermonuclear, solid lithium deuteride for fuel Lithium fissioned, made more fuel, bigger then expected, and pissed of the japs. One of the driving forces behind banning atmospheric testing.

I just wrote a 35 page long, single space, normal margin paper on nuclear war in the 21 century, and four memos on policy advice, so nukes are on my brain. Sorry for derailing.

>> No.10748643

wtf is going on in this thread?

>> No.10749318

>>10745658
Good, good.

>> No.10749321

>>10748498
That's pretty cool. For what reason?

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why can't I post in fullwidth anymore

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>>10748320

>> No.10750443

>>10749321
Work, final report for then last 6 months.

>> No.10753244

>>10750443
you have to do work and write long papers?
jip

>> No.10753435

Patchouli a cutie

>> No.10754837

she is`

>> No.10754855

Patchy seems kissable.

>> No.10754861

Can I have some lewd Patchy?

>> No.10754878
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>>10754861

>> No.10754882

>>10748320
Patchy's feet!

>> No.10754915

>>10747125
.....I want a cigar and brandy now......fuck

>> No.10754971

>>10754915
I have a cigar and whiskey, is that close enough?

>> No.10755931

>>10754882
fuck off

>> No.10757184
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10757184

I love to watch Patchy get raped by tentacles. I really, really do.
Yet I love regular Patchy too in most of her incarnations, and get really sad when aforementioned tentacle rape ends really badly for her. What does this make me?

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The library where nothing moves. 'cept Koa.

>> No.10757197

I'd Patchy's ass

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>>10754861

>> No.10757286

>>10757184
I'd venture a guess that it makes you pretty much a regular Touhou fan.

>> No.10757410

I want to tenderly love Patchouli so, so bad.

>> No.10763210
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>> No.10763246

Does Patchy bathe?

>> No.10763261

>>10763246

Only if there's a bath in the Scarlett Devil Mansion, which I'm inclined to think there is. If not, then no. I highly doubt Patchy would leave the mansion for something as trivial as a bath.

>> No.10763288

>>10763261
I remember Marisa mentioning somewhere that she has books which are immune to water for when she takes a bath.

>> No.10763289

>>10763210
I hate pages like this. It's bad story-telling that authors can't convey what events are going to happen/actions are being taken; without making the characters blatantly announce them like retards reading their thoughts out loud.

>> No.10763429

>>10763289
I think she might just be getting used to the idea of excercising, bro. Gotta pump up that confidence.

But look at her TITS
whata fack mane

>> No.10766454

>>10754878
>>10757207
How is she able to be so lewd yet trapped in the library?

>> No.10766547

>>10763288
Oh come on, she has fucking magic. Why would she need books like that? Unless she made those books waterproof herself in the first place

>> No.10766547,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10745387
mata kisama

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