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/jp/ will definitely love to have a yandere girlfriend.

Since /jp/ doesn't have any friends, there is no one else she will have to get jealous at. Right?

>> No.10739325

How about i shit on your face?

>> No.10739326

What happens if she gets jealous of 2D girls and smashes your computer?

>> No.10739411

I want to have a yandere girlfriend.

Keep it 2D though. 3D yanderes are terrible

>> No.10739420

I really want a yandere girlfriend in real life. I want to be really possessive of her too though. I wonder if she would like that?

>> No.10739482

I already have a yandere boyfiend.

>> No.10739484

>>10739420
She would probably think that you are acting that way to hide something and kill all your acquaintances to be on the safe side.

>> No.10739492

Yandere's are OK with family members being close to you, right?

>> No.10739500

tfw you cant be a cute yandere if you ever get a boyfriend because youd go to jail

>> No.10739502

>>10739492
A yandere is all the family you are allowed to have.

>> No.10739507

dream come true

>> No.10739517

>>10739502
That's no fair... I'm OK with giving up all of my friends and stuff like that but even my mother and father? They gave life to me! Why would she be jealous of them?!

>> No.10739520

>>10739517
Your mother because she has a vagina, and your father because he has an asshole.

>> No.10739523

>>10739520
and a dick.

>> No.10739532

>>10739517
Why do you need them? Is a yandere not good enough to satsfy all your social needs?

>> No.10739540

>>10739532
Of course she would be. However, I'd still like us to be able to visit my parents for holidays and stuff. Surely she would have no problem with that?

>> No.10739544

>>10739540
I don't know, I'm not a yandere.

>> No.10739550

>>10739540
NO

>> No.10739563

I don't agree with how yandere are handled most of the time. If it's the yandere setting the pace things tend to go out of control.

On the other hand, under gentle but firm guidance I believe something resembling a healthy relation with an extremely devoted and loyal partner could flourish.

>> No.10739573

What happens when two yanderes start a relationship?

>> No.10739586

>>10739573
The universe implodes and starts over.

>> No.10739594

>>10739573
They'd probably be the happiest couple ever.

>> No.10739619

>>10739573
Under most circumstances, they would be near indistinguishable from a normal couple.
Things would only get interesting if someone attempted to wedge them apart or keep them separated for an extended period.

>> No.10739626

>>10739573
Endless sex

>> No.10739638

>>10739573
It would be so sweet and romantic. Awww....

>> No.10739667

But /jp/ are my friends. Oh no, what if she hurts /jp/?!

>> No.10739668

>>10739667

I can defend myself anon! Don't worry.

>> No.10739681

She should be crazy for someone better though. I would not wish to burden her.

>> No.10739787
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10739787

You have my interest.

>> No.10739972

>>10739517

>but even my mother and father?

Why wouldn't she be jealous of your mother? Your mother is the first woman that you ever had sex with.

You literally have oral, anal, penile, and full body penetrating sex when you emerge from the vagina of your mother. Many women even orgasm during the act of child birth.

Your yandere girlfriend will always know that your mother had more of you inside of her than she ever will and she will always think you want to return to the womb.

>> No.10739984

>>10739972
holy fugg that was hot

tell me more dude

>> No.10741309

>>10739972
Your poat reminded me of this video, where a mother rapes her son in front of his girlfriend.

>> No.10741311

>>10741309
this one
http://hornbunny.com/videos/japanese-mom-and-son-2706.html

>> No.10741336 [DELETED] 

JANNNYYYYYYYY

>> No.10741548

isn't having a yandere girlfriend just like having a regular girlfriend since all girls are crazy anyways?

seems kinda pointless to add the "yandere" title to it

>> No.10741560

>>10739972
I was born from a c-section, though.

>> No.10741562

>>10741560
same here

I also never sucked female boobs, not even as a baby

I'm pure

>> No.10741575

What if she gets bored of me? Does she kill me?

>> No.10741595

>>10741575
A perfect Yandere would never get bored of you even if you are dead. If you are dead she would just keep you for herself, in fact, she may kill you just so nobody else can have you.

>> No.10741650

>>10741562
i was born naturally and i sucked on tits

does that mean i'm impure?

>> No.10741665

>>10741562
Your mom must have hated you. Imagine that, your own mother was disgusted at a weak nerd like you touching her body. I bet she still breastfed your brother or some neighbor kid.

>> No.10741679

>>10741665
breastfeeding was a taboo for about a decade in the US

i don't really know why it was that way though, it seems dumb. breasts are meant to be sucked...that's why they produce milk. how is formula better than what comes out of a mother's tits? probably corporate brainwashing like usual.

>> No.10741676

>>10741650
yes
you disgust me

good luck getting a qt yandere gf

>> No.10741683

What are some best depictions in media of truly insane yanderes?

>> No.10741697

>>10741683
beatrice

oh desire

>> No.10741719

>>10741679
I don't know how we got to breastfeeding in a yandere thread, but now I want a yandere girlfriend who will force me eat her bodily fluids, including milk, saliva, juice, sweat, pee, etc.

Is it possible to sustain oneself only with blood and breast milk.

>> No.10741725

>>10741683
I thought Gasai Yuno was both possessive and obsessive. Doesn't mean she was the perfect one, but it made her pretty insane.

Irisu from Irisu Syndrome? Maybe it was just the twist that makes me see that game with nostalgia goggles.

>> No.10741724

>>10741719
Babies do it

>> No.10741776

>>10741679
>breastfeeding was a taboo for about a decade in the US
So that's why everyone is so retarded and psychopathic.

A child not drinking breast milk leads to immune deficiency and less intelligence. A mother not breast feeding leads to depression and a lack of caring for their child.

Unbacked speculation: I believe immune deficiency and overactive inflammation go hand in hand, and some cases of autism have been shown to be caused by overactive inflame response, so Freud might have been right about aspergers being caused by cold bitch mothers.

>> No.10741792

>/jp/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsbDs6oblzA

>> No.10741799

>>10741719
Yes, no need for blood, the milk will suffice but in a quite large amount.

>>10739492
No, she is the only human you will ever know.

Actually it depends on the craziness, the god tier one will even jealous on your kids, stalk you to work
OR
tie you up, take care of your needs until you die. How does she get the money? Heavens know... it's a mad girl

>> No.10741807

>>10741776
this was done in the 1950s and 1960s or so..so like 10-20 years depending on when it became popular to not breastfeed.

so the baby boomers are probably fucked up because of this. people breast feed now though, it seems like it went back to basics. i have no idea why i was taught this in a sociology class when i was in college, but i was.

>> No.10741805

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMeRBE1ypY4

>> No.10741806

>>10739482

Somehow a paranoid stead-head thrusting his fist into his gf's face because she had a conversation with John from' Chip Shop isn't as kawaii as an axe wielding loli.

>> No.10741816

It would be full of pure edge and sentiment.

>> No.10741831

>>10741807
Probably the US male population in those times went full retard and wanted to hog all the breast.

>> No.10741855

>>10741831
the common theory is that people believed that formula was better than breastmilk so they stopped breastfeeding their kids. this is before they learned that there are all sorts of nutrients and antibodies in it. at least nowadays people know better and they either pump the mother's tits or let the kid suckle, but it was strange that they completely abandoned the practice during that time period.

>> No.10741861

Is it really that unbelievable that NEETs are conspiring outside of 4chan to push their shit on /jp/ in the form of these threads? There's been one on /jp/ every day for almost a week now and they're all full of
>tfw no yandere gf

or stories about peoples "boyfriends" while making it explicitly clear that they too are male.

>> No.10741862

Do any /jp/sies want to be my yandere b-boyfriend?

>> No.10741868

>>10741862

LOOK AT THIS POST

LOOK AT IT AND WEEP, FOR /a/ HAS CONQUERED

>> No.10741871

>>10739326

More time for sex

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10741940

>>10739573
The social equivalent of the strong nuclear force.

>> No.10741985

>>10741861

Is it really that unbelievable that /jp/ is full of different people who post different shit that doesn't always conform to your quality standards?

>> No.10742002

>>10741999
Trevor.

>> No.10741999

Who is /jp/?

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