/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What are the chance of a fat, failed like me, virgin, that doesn't care about cumdumpster and doesn't know how to talk to them, go to Canada, to date ticks and futurely marry and have four daughters? Yes, I am in love with a /jp/ girl. My plan is: during my trip to Canada in 2014, I want to pass by her university and meet her, after that, always go to the events that she will be in the cast. This way, ticks will always identify me! Will she like a baka yuro like me? I've sent some comments on her blog saying that I'd like to meet her, that I'm a big fan of her, but I never got answers. I now how the life of such /jp/ celeb is, but I have no choice. I need to date her by any means, marry, have four daughters and live a family harem!
I never gave a fuck about cumdumpsters, but there's something in ticks that attracts me since she was starting to get famous...

Am I dreaming too much or is there a chance?

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like I've seen this thread before...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fug lain in her booty hole.

[Anonymous No.]

Lain is so cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Just so you know, ticks is nearing 30 years. She's all gross and saggy in her lady parts. Not sure why you'd want anything to do with her. As for the clothed ticks, she's OK, I guess. Maybe you could maintain the relationship without seeing each other naked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10733996
She looks like a tranny hooker in that picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734010
Try this one, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734012
Look at that Jew beak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734012
much cuter

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck off, T*kike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10733996
She's 27.

>Tokiko mad as hell because everyone knows he's a teenager

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734017
Ticks is mine. Don't even think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

ticks licks dicks

[Anonymous No.]

Ticks you aren't ugly !!!

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng1pI4MrjB8
http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/bobbyjkl/4844790/
http://www.redshit.com/user/bobbyjkl
https://forum.starmen.net/members/bobbyjkl
http://forums.dragonflycave.com/member.php?s=6b73553b6ec795c224b439ada1298662&u=380

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734036
Don't forget these:
https://encrypted.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22robotic%20cuntbeard%22

This one made me lol:
http://pastebin.com/6xqTC2t8

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734036
this guy is almost darker than my soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>10733996
It says 35 or so on her MAL.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/t_cks

LOL

Wow you guys are the reason she's going to kill herself...

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/user/r08327

is this art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734023
>Ticks is mine.
Not if I impregnate her. I'm planning a trip to Canada right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734048
Hasn't she had that twitter account like 2 months? And over 7000 tweets? what the hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734052
Whatever. After she meets me, she'll give your kids to friendzoned tok iko who'll takes care of them

[Trevor !4Pq7ZkSFpA No.]

>>10734041
>>10734036


Okay he's pretty funny.

Why don't you guys like him?

[Anonymous No.]

my back hurts you said youd stop it why do you evne watn me to admi tit? wouldnt it be better amelie amelie wouldnt it be better if it hurt more? you never try to lyet me understand your reASONINGS AND THEN WHEN I DONT LISTEN YO YOU YOU MKE HIM APPEAR HE SHOWS UP AND I GET FUCKED over aind ooverlike itsS HAPPNING ALL OER AGAIN

OYUR USUALLY NICE I DONY GET WHY YOU you are being so mean you dontt ask me to do whay the others ask no drugs no sex no hurting so why arr you getting off on this did i foffend you recently?

THATS NO EX cuse shes goingh to be hurty i mean i dony care when i get it chaet on me or hurt me beat me call me naymas i cant hear but they just wont wont
okokok i can be quiey i didnt mean to shotu at you ill do what you wantyt but im not hoing to be able to do anything otmororow i said id go and i cant lie again i dont care amelie how much yo uyell amelie but just stop for now i cant odo much more illg o tell right now

your so mean so mean so mean youve nevre been like thisand theyre just going to laugh hahahah dumb fuckig retard this is why eugenic sis good why i haye kids why i hate living becaue you and all yhthe others i can name woud just continuer it forever

wont fuckin die amelie

fuck you thays on eoone thing you cany do you cna mkae jean push me yo the edge but thas it i wont fall noe because you say os i beleve you can be nice again jusy tell me what id di! yuur yhte only nice onie there is so iy must hav ebene something can you even understang all i have is tht phone i dony want to raise my voice mabye it sjust incomprehenensible yo you let me know ok buy ouy want me to tell her and hrut her so i will and maybe yoll change your mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734058
He's a normie.

[Anonymous No.]

>ｂｕｇ ｈｉｍｅ ‏@ticksu 2m
>my ex tracked me down to the last IRC network i'm on to talk to me

>ｂｕｇ ｈｉｍｅ ‏@ticksu 3m
>he starts with ``hey beautiful'' or something really tacky like that

WHO? ?

DON'T
TOUCH
HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734065
He and I are going to meet up at ticks' place and DP her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734065
Why is her friend replying to that twitter saying it's creepy? How the fuck is that creepy?

If the genders were reversed, nobody would give a shit or find this "creepy" at all.

[Anonymous No.]

2kike, if you like talking and people that much, why aren't you out there? Your fundamentally unusual (on /jp/ standards) personality is what makes all the mangy dogs bark.

Since you're already in college you should be old enough to understand that you can't do things ``ironically". Instead of poking this place clumsily you could either fully embrace your inner genuis or just drop it an' live a proper laif. Noblesse oblige. You can't cut corners.

Trevor is forgiven because he's a monk who has sacrificed his life for thinking up good shiteyposts. He's a man of few words, for he thinks all the time. And his mom died. Cirrhosis.

"Go practice with the goyim" doesn't mean that you should be obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734065,1
You know, you could probably find the guy. Strike up a conversation, discuss stalker things, get some dirt and lewd pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734065
le FASkike face

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734065,3
I don't follow this drama too much (you guys need a status tracker or something) but I think 2kike dropped out of college and went suicide modo.
Also he's only 18. Not that there's much difference between someone in their late teens and someone in their early twenties, but then again there's not much difference between someone in their late teens and someone in their mid-teens, either.

[Anonymous No.]

I know this is /jp/ and all, but is anyone else a little weirded out by the fact that a 27-year-old woman had a lewd e-relationship with a 17-year-old boy? Or is that normal to normalfags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734065,6
>Not that there's much difference between someone in their late teens and someone in their early twenties
You're right, but the difference between a person in his teens and a person in his teens is sometimes huge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734065,7
I don't know. ticks is a shotacon. Many boys of Tokike's age masturbate to her a lot. And vice-versa.

[Anonymous No.]

I like how every one of these Twitter posters has that one picture with all their philosophy and literature books on display, with some witty caption like "just some light reading".

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734065,10
Do you like it? You must flip out of your pants when you visit a frat party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734065,11
It's nice, it's epic, and I most certainly like it.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought ticks was a teenaged boy pretending to be a girl.

Guess I'm behind the times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734065,13
We only have Tokiko's word and Tokiko's pictures otherwise. It makes sense he'd want to spite her by posting them, but I'm still skeptical. He also posted them as PNGs, so I'm guessing either a) ticks is a real woman who doesn't know how to computer, or b) he wanted to remove EXIF data but didn't know how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734065,14
Or maybe an idiotic show is being staged for our performance. Tokiko is a obnoxious retard, but he's not so technically illiterate that he doesn't know what EXIF data is. And no computer-illiterate thirty-five year old woman spends her whole day shitposting in IRC with a bunch of children.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/ticksu
https://twitter.com/former_neet
https://twitter.com/PunpunOnodera
https://twitter.com/moezepam
https://twitter.com/dekisu
https://twitter.com/lolexplode
https://twitter.com/nabya_vip
http://gruntie0052.deviantart.com
http://ladyrawr.deviantart.com/

These are dark times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734065,15
He knows how to use Slackware and print "hello world" in Python, but he's not the expert he likes us to think he is. He has made plenty of mistakes before. He didn't even opt out of WHOIS or use a privacy service, which was a big blunder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734065,15
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Sherrod_Ellen_DeGrippo

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734065,17
>IRC
>it's totally not Facebook since I can fill it with bots!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734065,19
IRC is pseudonymous, so it's not Facebook. You should have used Twitter or Tumblr for your example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734010
She is trans.

[Anonymous No.]

He is cute, but I can't believe some of you actually believe he is a real woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10733996
She's 28, and also biologically male.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you all saying these things? I've been following the Robert x Emily drama since day one, and I've never come across any solid proof of her being a guy originally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734065,24
Just look at the fucking photos of her. If you can't tell she's trans you're kind of dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734065,25
Damn, I actually thought you had concrete proof or something. Disappointing as hell after a setup like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10734065,26
Go to bed ticks