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10733049 No.10733049 [Reply] [Original]

Why are stage 2 bosses usually the worst in the game?

It's weird.
Cirno: Dumb.
Chen: Annoying.
Mystia: Gimmicky
Hina: okay I guess.
Parsee: Gimmicky

>> No.10733051
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10733051

Hina best 2hu

>> No.10733078

Your mom is gimmicky

>> No.10733082

but mystia teaches you to focus on your character instead of the rest of the screen ;)

>> No.10733091
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10733091

Why are stage 1 bosses usually the worst in the game?

It's weird.
Rumia: As a Christian i am deeply offended by her pose.
Letty: 2phat and cold.
Wriggle: disgusting bug
Minoriko: bare feet 2 lewd
Yamame: disgusting spider bringing the plague into my house

>> No.10733099 [DELETED] 

>Gimmicky

You are fucking stupid

>> No.10733098

>>10733091
Offended by Rumia's pose?

Please don't be butthurt that easily. Rumia is a good girl.

>> No.10733101 [DELETED] 

Why are stage 9000 bosses usually the worst in the game?

Caesar - Can't build Rome in one day
Hitler - Killed only 5-11 million Jews
Thaksin - A dictator but can't live in own country
Bin laden - Fucking hipster living in a cave
Saddam - Old man with napoleon complex, doesn't own WMD
Gaddafi - Dress like a girl
Kim jong un - Ate half the population of own country

>> No.10733104

>>10733098

But Rumia eats people.

>> No.10733105

>>10733104
A little girl eating people is a good girl in this part of internet.

>> No.10733107
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>>10733104
Try saying that again

>> No.10733114

>>10733099
she is though
once you learn the trick you'll never die on her again

>> No.10733115
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10733115

Why are stage 3 bosses usually the worst in the game?

It's weird.
Meiling: Chinese scum
Alice: Crazy doll otaku with no real friends or social skills
Keine: Filthy werewolf who infiltrated the human village and mistreats kids
Nitori: Ruthless anal-rapist kappa
Yuugi: Smelly drunk kidnapping people

>> No.10733116

>>10733107
But Rumia eats people.

>> No.10733117 [DELETED] 

>>10733101
>Muh Holohaox

>> No.10733120 [DELETED] 

>>10733101
>Killed only 5-11 million Jews
REMEMBER THE 6 GAZILLION GOYIM

>> No.10733124

>>10733049
>Gimmicky

americans being bad at touhou like always olol good going slowbrains

>> No.10733127
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10733127

Why is the second stage so awesome?

Why are OPs usually the worst in the thread?

>> No.10733130

>>10733115
ichirin: looks like a muslim
yoshika: she's dead, her brain is rotten and she smells.

>> No.10733134 [DELETED] 

>>10733117
>>10733120
>>>/pol/

>> No.10733134,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10733101
One hour from now, on /q/:

>Baww, why was my ironic /pol/ bullshit deleted? Is it because I'm an antisemite? Fuck you, Mootstein, fuck you, kike janitors!

I'm quoting you from the future.

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Why are stage 4 bosses usually the worst in the game?

It's weird.
Patchouli: Sick hikikomori who didn't go outside for 100 years
Prismrivers: Musical mind-rapists who gang up on people and are glitchy as fuck
Reimu/Marisa: That's so "Artist who is too lazy to design and draw new characters"
Aya: Wife's self-insert who appears in everything
Satori: Crazy cat lady with short arms

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>>10733134

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>>10733219

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>>10733220
jidf pls

>> No.10733237 [DELETED] 

>>10733101
>Kim jong un - Ate half the population of own country
Apparently, this is still alive and shouldn't be on the list

>> No.10733346

>>10733049
They're there to mark the difference between nooblords and mildly decent players.

>> No.10733351

>>10733091
No.

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>>10733051
OP hypothesis fell through here

>> No.10733375,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10733226
best meme guy

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>>10733375
fell? I see it more like being completely obliterated

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