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Confess and repent your sins, /jp/! It shall be forgiven.

>> No.10729979

I'm currently fighting the urge to masturbate.

Please lend me your strength

>> No.10729990

>>10729979
Keep holding on, I am sure you have the strength to.

>> No.10729994

I just masturbated to the tought of Rumia standing above my head and pissing on my face while wearing a fancy black dress with a vibrating buttplug in her butt

>> No.10729995
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>>10729979
Stay strong!

>> No.10729997

>>10729994
Hey, I know you

>> No.10729998

>>10729979
Foolish mortal you can't

>> No.10730000

>>10729997
Rumia thread?

>> No.10730003

i go to /v/ but i hate /a/ crossposters

>> No.10730004

>>10729979
Same here, I've been trying for almost 3 years now but I can never get past day 7.
I will never give up though and neither should you

>> No.10730008

I did lewd things with my butt

>> No.10730014

>>10729976
i jack off to cuckold porn

>> No.10730037

I'm from /a/

>> No.10730040

>>10730014
I forgive you at least you was not fapping to foreverial tied things.

>> No.10730041

I go to /a/ and I hate /v/ crossposters, in fact I fucking hate /v/ in general.

>> No.10730046

>>10729995
I'm going to need source for this. Please.

>> No.10730049

I lost my last bit of desire for 3D women and my parents think that i'm gay for being so old and single

>> No.10730056

>>10730041
Vice-versa for me.

>> No.10730060

>>10730049
How old are you anyway?

>> No.10730062

>>10730046
http://exhentai.org/g/483247/a101930203/

>> No.10730066

I love to shitpost. I know I shouldn't but it's just so fun sometimes.

>> No.10730070

>>10730062
Thank you.

>> No.10730077

I hate cosplayers

>> No.10730080

>>10730060
28

>> No.10730088

I never masturbated, I think it's scary.

>> No.10730085

>>10730077
Nobody likes attetionwhores, so it's not really something to confess

>> No.10730095

>>10730088
Set up a stream and do it. Your /jp/ nii-sans will help guide you.

>> No.10730091

>>10730014
I also fantasize about eating other men's sperm from one of my old friend's vagina.

>> No.10730096

>>10730080
It ain't too old, good luck!

>> No.10730113

>>10730085
i do
i always fantasize about them fucking ther boyfriends and letting me eat their creampies

>> No.10730108

>>10730088
Please stay forever pure, I miss the times where I was like you so so much.
You are a beatiful person, while people like me are stuck in a suffocating cesspool of temptation, lack of control and egoistic sadism

>> No.10730111

>>10730096
but real women are disgusting!

>> No.10730115

>>10730111
I mean, to assure your parents that you are okay and not gay.

>> No.10730124

Hah, I never sin. In my moral code everything is forgiven since I am god.

>> No.10730146

>>10730124
Acting God is a sin, my lost lamb.


Or at least people will view you as an asshole.

>> No.10730151

>>10730146
shut up heretic

>> No.10730159

Here's mine:

Fuck off faggot

>> No.10730162

I've been to /a/ and I liked it more than /v/.
/jp/'s still #1 for me though.

>> No.10730166 [DELETED] 

I'm still in love with a 7 years old I met when I was 11.

The loli doesn't even exist anymore, and yet I'm still dreaming about her.

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10730167

This thread smells HERESY

>> No.10730171

I'm actually not a NEET.

>> No.10730172

I'm a lazy piece of shit and I don't want to work a single hour anymore in my life.
I just want to lock myself somewhere and never have to get out except for buying groceries

>> No.10730175

>>10730172
Everybody here knows that, otherwise you wouldn't be here

>> No.10730176

>>10730172
Become a NEET.

>> No.10730178

I'm starting to regret some of the time I spent as a NEET. It seems like so few things happen over a year. When I was assuming a normal persona, I was at least able to create many memories in 12 months. I was posting on /jp/ on April of last year. What happened to all that time, I wonder? Looking back, there's nothing memorable. Short bursts of happiness coming from writing and reading posts don't suffice. I need to get out of this room and do something insane. Like go out and commit crimes every single day. Maybe then I'll feel alive and life will be memorable again. Or maybe I'll come to appreciate NEETdom more.

>> No.10730179

>>10730167
How do you smell threads?

>> No.10730180

>>10730176
I'm already one, but I can't go on like this for the rest of my life without money and disability benefits are almost nonexistant where I live

>> No.10730182

I'm not a NEET because I go to community college, and I don't even watch anime like I used to. I don't play VNs or like playing Touhou games. I'm just here for the autism and 2hu pics.

>> No.10730187

I love the smell of my own smegma

>> No.10730192

>>10730187
i like the smell of smegma too
i once tried cultivating it by not washing my penis and was successful but it was really itchy though
i stopped doing that now

>> No.10730220

>>10730124
You forget to capitalise the G in God.

>> No.10730237

>>10730220
Capitalize THIS *whips out dick*

>> No.10730241

>>10730237
To capitalise means to make it bigger.

I see what you did there.

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Janitor, I know it's hard but for this new /jp/ to work you have to really step up watch on undercover NEET/Blogshite threads.

Niggy loves you, janny. He only wants to see you reach your potential.

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