Do you have an Otaku Code of behavior that you live by? What is your code?

File: 97 KB, 297x246, 1357183151628.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 04:07:04 No.10724874 [Reply] [Original]

Do you have an Otaku Code of behavior that you live by?

What is your code?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 04:08:19 No.10724876 I want to shitpost no matter what.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 04:08:34 No.10724878 more of a checklist than a code.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 04:09:49 No.10724883 File: 103 KB, 523x406, 1356896463436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I live by the kuso and I'll die by the kuso. It's an art form.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 04:10:04 No.10724884 >>10724874 To hate Patchy all day everyday.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 04:10:34 No.10724886 taking it easy

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 04:13:19 No.10724890 If I don't want to do it, I don't do it. Whether it be studying, bathing, or quality posting

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 04:14:49 No.10724894 Take it easy

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 04:15:49 No.10724896 >>10724886 >>10724894 Fuck off with your unoriginal posts, assrods

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 04:16:05 No.10724898 Take it easy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 04:16:34 No.10724897 >>10724890 Story of my life, it's also my only option if I want to keep my truNEET title.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 04:17:35 No.10724900 >>10724896 stop being a crossboarding shitstain and take it easy you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 04:18:20 No.10724904 File: 397 KB, 400x300, dontfallinlovewithme.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I got no code. I have mastered the hidden art, your allegiances mean nothing to me

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 04:18:20 No.10724905 File: 50 KB, 413x413, typicaljposter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10724896

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 04:18:34 No.10724908 Easy it taking.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 04:20:34 No.10724911 >>10724896 Take it easy man.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 04:21:19 No.10724914 Give it easy

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 04:35:04 No.10724941 To do what I want, when I want.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 04:36:19 No.10724943 File: 2.00 MB, 1753x2480, rack em up.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I live by the code of the truNEET

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 04:45:49 No.10724950 I live by the code of the lost otaku that has been passed down by our elders over a millennial

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 04:47:34 No.10724954 make fun of english only apes as often as possible

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 04:50:04 No.10724958 Me forcing my throbbing veiny cock through your mom's ass

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 05:02:19 No.10724968 sageru all you want, but you will never crush my Japanese Spirit

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 05:06:49 No.10724971 >>10724958 #stop-/jp/-bullying

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 05:08:49 No.10724973 Try to view the world through the eyes of a cute, innocent little girl. Eat lots of sweets and snacks and have fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 05:10:19 No.10724974 >>10724973 You'll get fat

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 05:13:19 No.10724982 >>10724974 I've been eating an excessive amount of sweets for two years now and I have yet to gain any weight. The trick is to mostly only eat sweets.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 05:34:49 No.10725050 >>10724982 Enjoy your diabetes.

>>	Natsume !A5kZRIzhk6 Tue, Apr 9, 2013 05:36:34 No.10725060 Take it easy, and resist quality posting.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 06:10:21 No.10725130 File: 938 KB, 1265x1600, fb2487e03e8bc42104d79474c866536f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] eat like a pig live like a neet

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 06:18:21 No.10725145 >>10725130 I too like to eat a lot. Have you considered entering any eating contests? I doubt I could win speed eating, but just seeing how much of something can be eaten is something I can do.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 06:19:50 No.10725148 >>10725145 i don't enter eating contests because i'm not a normal like you

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 06:24:50 No.10725155 No bully

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 06:36:35 No.10725174 ゆっくりさせる。

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 06:38:20 No.10725182 >>10725130 wow falseNEETs and fatNEETs in one picture, what can be worse

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 06:39:20 No.10725183 エロゲオタ五つの誓い一、休みの日に積みゲーを消化しない者は、殺す。一.オタ友達を大切にしない者は、殺す。一、地雷を踏んで泣いた者は、殺す。一、割れ物に手を出した者は、殺す。一、バグが出てあきらめた者は、殺す。 Well, everything except number 4.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 06:41:05 No.10725187 >>10725183 You really think you're something special because you use those retarded symbols? You're not impressing anyone, nerd.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 06:43:50 No.10725192 >>10725187 Do your friggin reps, dude.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 06:44:35 No.10725194 >>10725192 Shut the fuck up ching chong loser

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 06:53:50 No.10725206 Life... is strength. That is not to be contested; it seems logical enough. You live; you affect your world.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 06:55:20 No.10725207 >>10725206 You affect nothing you over-romantic nerd. The universe pushes you however it wants.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 06:58:50 No.10725212 >>10725207 Your actions affect so many others than yourself. You will come to realize what little choice you have. You will do what you must, become what you must, or others will pay for your cowardice. You WILL accept the gifts offered to you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:01:51 No.10725219 File: 218 KB, 1000x750, laughingtouhous.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10725187 >>10725194 You mean you still don't know Japanese?

Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:01:51 No.10725220

>>10725212
I will turn it down and die when the time is right, nerd.

You can't make me do anything I wasn't meant to do, nor can you make me what I wasn't meant to be just like you couldn't go back in time, send my pregnant mother forward in time to when you could change the genders of fetuses in the womb and have me be born as a cute girl.

So go fuck yourself back to work like a good normalslave.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:02:51 No.10725222 I actually taught myself to feel shame, disgust and disappointment in self, as well as loss of pride, whenever I think of interacting with/getting close to girls

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:02:51 No.10725223 >>10725207 Stop dropping acid Charles

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:04:51 No.10725228 File: 122 KB, 1280x720, my entire life.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll start trying tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:05:20 No.10725229 >>10725220 You rest each night uneasy. Yes, you are weary. You struggle daily. It will not end, you know. Not until you acknowledge what you are.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:05:35 No.10725230 >>10725228 Tomorrow is today of the future.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:05:35 No.10725232 >>10725220 Not recognizing a Baldur's Gate quote? I think now we all know who the REAL nerd is now!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:06:50 No.10725235 >>10725232 Yeah.. you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:07:20 No.10725236 >>10725219 shut the fuck up weaboo loser, get a life LMAO

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:07:35 No.10725237 File: 31 KB, 480x418, 1363677314707.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10725232 You're a nerd for using epec vedeogaym quotes. Live long and prosper, nerd.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:07:50 No.10725238 >>10725235 Yes. That was the joke.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:09:50 No.10725244 >>10725237 epic image dude

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:10:05 No.10725245 File: 52 KB, 696x785, 1351282007809.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10725238 You're not very funny.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:10:05 No.10725249 >>10725245 Shut the fuck up nerd that anon is funny.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:10:35 No.10725247 >>10725244 epic comment dude

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:11:05 No.10725250 Guys, please stop all this fighting and name calling!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:11:35 No.10725251 >>10725250 FUCK YOU

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:11:50 No.10725252 >>10725249 If you think so then you can go ahead and make out with him gayboy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:12:20 No.10725253 >>10725247 lol post moar!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:13:05 No.10725260 File: 2.06 MB, 960x612, 1342697277522.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10725228 >>10725230 Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:13:36 No.10725257 >>10725252 You don't have to be shy. Come, join us!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:16:05 No.10725266 File: 80 KB, 678x1000, d5c792b7266ff5f231801f7f211589bd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do it slowly.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:18:05 No.10725269 >>10725260 You should post with a trip.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:18:20 No.10725270 >>10725266 Huhuhu...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:20:20 No.10725273 File: 365 KB, 1000x766, 1344566123435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10725266 Cute, soft, warm and cuddly. The attributes of a true princess.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:30:20 No.10725283 >>10725269 Why? So you could filter me? I'll make one tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:35:35 No.10725293 >>10725283 I'm keeping you to that promise, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:43:36 No.10725306 >>10725148 How does an eating contest many someone normal?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:46:05 No.10725311 Not getting involved, ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 07:59:51 No.10725340 File: 76 KB, 1280x720, [FFF]_Sasami-san@Ganbaranai_-_02_[FE55FB1C].mkv_snapshot_12.34_[2013.04.09_07.58.40].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/jp/

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 08:09:16 No.10725340,1 be nice help others do your best

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 08:09:35 No.10725348 I live by the bushido code, which I follow 100%

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 08:23:35 No.10725379 I live in meifumadō.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 08:32:52 No.10725397 My life is the pursuit of one single dream, Raspberry Heaven I'm coming after you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 08:37:56 No.10725407 File: 237 KB, 1024x768, 1276658978731.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I try to take it easy every day

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 08:39:05 No.10725417 >>10725407 This is really cute, is it yours?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 08:51:50 No.10725434 File: 71 KB, 609x670, le_creeper_hobby.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10725417 Highly doubtful.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 08:53:50 No.10725438 >>10725407 >all the feelio

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 09:00:20 No.10725451 >>10725434 What a pity, I'd love to meet someone so dedicated to his/her hobbies, and /jp/ doesn't seem to have anyone like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 09:18:20 No.10725479 >>10725434 I know that normals hate us but seriously, what is supposed to be -creepy- in >>10725407 ? I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 09:23:51 No.10725487 >>10725479 Either a) excessive devotion to K-On or b) melonpan

Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 09:25:05 No.10725495
File: 583 KB, 800x900, 1344499009335.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I dont have a smart phone my computer is low range I play otaku games made by otakus I wanna taste a dick and dress cute girl clothes and I only browse /jp/... Is this the OTAKU CODE??

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 09:28:20 No.10725500 >>10725479 Incest is creepy. Especially the same sex type.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 09:29:05 No.10725505 File: 1.56 MB, 1500x1400, 1270913604645.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] class Youmu : Tohou, Human, Ghost { public: void garden(); void train(); };

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 09:35:05 No.10725516 >>10725505 Nice broken OOP you have there. youmu := Touhou name: "Youmu" type: #("Human" "Ghost") job: #("Gardener" "Swordsman") youmu garden youmu train

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 09:37:05 No.10725518 >>10725495 pls be my jp boyfriend, I treat you right

Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 09:46:35 No.10725536

>>10725516
>>10725505
Shitty.

Module Human

//human stuff

end

Module Ghost

//Ghost stuff here
end

Class Human_Ghost
include Human
include Ghost
attr_reader :name
def Initialize(name)
super ( )
@name=name
puts "Hello, I'm the human half ghost #{name}"
end

end

Yomô=new Human_Ghost

Yomô.extend(Rokugen)

Yomô.extend(hakurouken)

Yomô.extend(Gardener_stuff)

def Yomô.take_the_dick
puts "#{self.name} is taking a good fat dick"

end

def Yomô.be_soft
puts 'The softest!'
end

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 09:58:35 No.10725580 >>10725536 who tthe fuck is yomô

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 10:38:50 No.10725713 My code is: Always conceal my powerlevel around others. No matter the cost.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 10:44:50 No.10725739 >>10725713 If others are around then you're already doing it wrong. Although that would be a good motto for /a/

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 13:02:24 No.10726209 >>10725222 No comments on that? Really?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 15:28:06 No.10726776 >>10725505 >: Tohou You blew it faglord.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 15:40:22 No.10726810 >>10725145 >>10725148 >>10725306 Do you have to pay to enter eating contests? I am very poor /jp/, help me find a way kudasai.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 15:41:36 No.10726815 I diligently report shitty threads in the Otaku Culture board.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 16:22:06 No.10727003 Take it easy and have fun!

Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 16:41:52 No.10727114

import YoumousKnwldg
class Youmu():
def __init__(self, master, garden):
self.master = master
self.garden = garden

def feedMaster(self, meal):
return YoumousKnwldg.cook(meal, self.master)

def garden(self):
return YoumousKnwldg.TendToGarden(self.garden)

def SexWith(self,yoursurname, ChildrenList):
youmukids = []
for i in range(len(ChildrenList)):
kid = ChildrenList[i] + yoursurname
youmukids.append(kid)
print "Sex with Youmu!"
return youmukids

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 17:04:06 No.10727260 >>10727114 HACKER ALERT

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 17:11:51 No.10727307 >>10727114 Python are you shitting me you worthless fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 17:12:36 No.10727313 Always respect your fellow Tou-bros!!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 17:16:36 No.10727335 File: 165 KB, 500x500, 1282156977134.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10727114 commands."Sex with Youmu!" (execute)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 17:29:52 No.10727426 >>10727335 you didn't even create an instance of YoumusKnwldg. Now the script stoped executing. You killed her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 17:30:07 No.10727438 File: 34 KB, 570x268, titsarelife.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 17:31:37 No.10727443 >>10727335 also look at the __init__ function. This is the python equivalaent of an constructor. Just ignore the self but you'll need to specify two parameters. Sadly in this stupid language the type can't be easily determinded.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2013 22:00:06 No.10728461 >>10727443 I learned Python because I just started learning programming. I didn't know it was this bad :< should I learn Java next?

Anonymous Wed, Apr 10, 2013 00:59:06 No.10728942

>>10728461
do you want to learn lazy coding skills and focus on large-scale architecture and/or do you think low-level languages are shit-tier? Then learn java.

Do you want to understand what pointers are and how a computer actually functions? then learn C.

Reply to thread

Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action

Advanced search
Text to find
Subject [?]Search by post subject. Leave empty for any.
Username [?]Search for user name. Leave empty for any user name.
Tripcode [?]Search for tripcode. Leave empty for any.
Email [?]Search by email. Leave empty for any.
Filename [?]Search by image filename. Leave empty for any.
From Date [?]Enter what date to start searching from. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
To Date [?]Enter what date to start searching until. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
Image hash
Search in	All Posts OPs Only
Deleted posts	Show all posts Show only deleted posts Only show non-deleted posts
Internal posts	Show all posts Show only internal posts Show only archived posts
Order	New posts first Old posts first
Capcode	All Posts Only by Users Only by Mods Only by Admins Only by Developers
Results	Posts Threads
Action	[ Simple ]

/jp/ - Otaku Culture