/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

which touhou would you eat a cornetto with?

[Anonymous No.]

Yuuka.

[Anonymous No.]

that's not a cornetto,thats a penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>10723438
No it isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10723438
Looks like a cornetto to me, anon. You must have a weird looking penis.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, is cornetto known outside italy? I had no idea.

[Anonymous No.]

Solero shits on Cornetto every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10723479
Unilever is the third largest food company and the biggest ice cream producer in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10723481
I bet you eat pasta with ketchup and call it spagetti pomodoro

[Anonymous No.]

>>10723488
No I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10723486
I like their products. Too bad I don't eat ice cream anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10723508
Did you got the diabeetus curse? poor anon, I feel bad for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>10723514
>>10723508
Just eat water-based ice instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10723514
Nah, I'm just a vocalist and I take my cords' state very seriously. Cold things are bad for them, so I have to defrost everything, always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10723529
>I'm just a vocalist

[Anonymous No.]

I love cornetto! I would buy two cornettos and give one to Tenshi, then we can eat them together!
But I don't know what kind of cornetto Tenshi would like the most, so here's a thought: Since there is nothing but peaches in heaven Tenshi would most likely want to try a flavor that isn't fruity. So something like vanilla or nut it is. But then again, what if Tenshi is the fruity type and just wants a fruit different from peaches? She does look like the fruity type. Then again, she looks like a girl that enjoys sweet food in general. This is really complicated and needs to be well-thought-out. One mistake and you might just ruin Tenshi's whole view on food from below and you'll get scolded and looked down upon. A bratty Tenshi is fine but since I'm also pretty bratty we could get into a fight. I just want to get along with her so I'd try my best to impress her.
The best course of action would be to buy two different kinds of cornettos and let Tenshi taste and choose which one she wants to finish. This way you aren't only considerate, but you also get an indirect kiss! (No impure thoughts!) If she wants to eat both that's fine, too... I'll excuse myself and go to get more.

There are too many kinds of cornetto to choose from anyway.
Of course, for her sake I would buy every kind there is, but I don't want to cause her bellyaches.

[Anonymous No.]

https://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9549154
>Censoring (spoilers, mosaics) your porn is not allowed either. Moot agreed, don't bother him about it.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/248339

[Anonymous No.]

>>10723644
What a bully.

Half the images I've scanned, my dick was right next to the picture. In fact, once or twice I've used my dick in the creative process. Guess you'd better report thos--oh wait, you'll never know which images they are. And I hope that burns you up inside.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck I want a cornetto now

[Anonymous No.]

Bumping so >>10723644,2 wants a Cornetto again.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what, my local grocery store has had ice cream Snickers on sale for the last week or so. Three bucks for six, or six bucks for twelve. I've been going to the store every day and buying a six pack, and then eating them all. These things are amazing. They aren't simply a frozen Snickers bar, no. The ice cream is slightly flavored, the caramel is much softer, and even the peanuts are a different variety.

It's great to take a few out of the freezer, sit down with one and the others nearby, so by the time I'm done with the first, the second is softer and more delicious.

I think I may just replace all my meals with ice cream Snickers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10723644,4
Enjoy diabetes.