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10712306 No.10712306 [Reply] [Original]

Pillows... don't hug back.

>> No.10712323

Can you prove it?

>> No.10712333

They also can't say no.

>> No.10712335

>>10712306
lmao i know that refrence

>> No.10712337

They hug forwards.

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>> No.10712386

Fuck off Bruce you are dead

>> No.10713332

You have offended my anime, and you have offended the anime body pillows.

>> No.10713347
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10713347

You can't hug a tulpa.

>> No.10713357

>>10712306
Should've gotten a coat instead.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm20516412?group_id=16613588

>> No.10713369

lol this thread

>> No.10713398

>>10713347
Do what touhou wilt

ha get it

>> No.10713401
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10713401

There is no pillow?

>> No.10713414

>>10713347
Bullshit

>> No.10713430
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10713430

My sides are approaching light speed

>> No.10713437

>>10713430
Holy fuck his breasts. Is he using steroids?

>> No.10713438

>>10713430

Me on the left :3

>> No.10713440

When I had a high fever, I hallucinated that my pillows were attacking me.

>> No.10713536

>>10713440
the fuck is wrong with you

>> No.10713545

>>10713440
How does that even work?

>> No.10713637

Use no hugging as hugging.

>> No.10713642

>>10713545
They formed little squads and started climbing towards me on the bed.
But some remained loyal to me and I had to lead them to battle against their brethren.

>> No.10713647 [DELETED] 

yo some1 post that pillow that hugs back and own this nerd

>> No.10713659

>>10713642
How glorious, good one you anon.

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>> No.10713807

>>10713738
best meme

>> No.10713823

>>10713807
This, but unironically. As far as templated image macros go, these ones are usually pretty witty.

>> No.10713858

>>10712306
There are female body pillows that are shaped like torsos with an arm attached.

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>>10713858
Found one. Looks fun.

>> No.10713925

>>10713807
I prefer foul bachelour frog, a true neet.

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Forever alone, so ronery, drowning in an ocean of my tears etc. etc.
Whhhhhy?!

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>>10712306

>Pillows... don't hug back.

But the third law of Newton's laws of motion states that when a first body exerts a force F1 on a second body, the second body simultaneously exerts a force F2 = −F1 on the first body. This means that F1 and F2 are equal in magnitude and opposite in direction.

Hence and therefore when you hug a pillow it hugs you back.

Also fuck you Op, you're a faggot.

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