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Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2013 21:51:19 No.10710520 [DELETED]

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Can otakus have religion? I lean on Buddhism due to familiarity and rationality, are you guys attached to your religion?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2013 21:53:34 No.10710527 Would you stomp on a little loli spider?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2013 21:53:49 No.10710530 religin is dum

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2013 21:55:49 No.10710534 File: 487 KB, 450x343, 1361837299973.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] im an adept of lainism

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2013 21:57:34 No.10710538 File: 56 KB, 600x800, nuff said.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I worship myself.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2013 22:00:19 No.10710545 File: 93 KB, 850x686, suz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Haruhism

>>	Freezing !BASARADtDc Fri, Apr 5, 2013 22:01:19 No.10710548 Only acceptable weeaboo religion is Shintoism Im Catholic myself :)

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2013 22:01:49 No.10710550 File: 37 KB, 720x540, 1358789781528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I worship sex.

Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2013 22:02:34 No.10710553

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, the brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion, ZUN!bar, who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators.

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2013 22:03:50 No.10710558 >>10710538 >pop a spoonful of little fellows inside a fair lady and expect her to ensure the continuation of your totally unique and superior bloodline >do all in your might to ensure that this will happen sooner or later >le I'm not selfish face

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2013 22:26:34 No.10710609 >>10710553 >An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room Amen.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2013 22:31:49 No.10710624 I'm a Richard Dawkins otaku.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2013 22:39:34 No.10710640 File: 99 KB, 387x500, the-dude.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] dudeism http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dudeism i'm an ordained priest in it

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2013 22:49:51 No.10710663 >>10710553 I like your posts.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2013 22:52:21 No.10710667 >>10710640 >Dudeism advocates and encourages the practice of "going with the flow", "being cool headed", and "taking it easy" >taking it easy Where do I get baptised?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2013 22:55:06 No.10710674 >>10710667 Taoism also encourages taking it easy.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2013 22:58:37 No.10710678 File: 20 KB, 340x341, richard_stallman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can only follow free religions, I currently follow a private fork of Stallmanism which is free software. http://stallmanism.org/

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2013 22:59:07 No.10710681 I mostly believe in lolism, but I'm also partially agnostic.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2013 22:59:36 No.10710682 >>10710681 >lolism Explain further

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2013 23:00:51 No.10710685 >>10710682 lolism -> loli sm

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2013 23:02:06 No.10710689 >>10710685 I mean, describe your beliefs as a lolist. What tenets does a lolist hold. What rituals must they perform? Who do they pray to?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2013 23:02:21 No.10710687 >>10710682 The belief that all you really need in life is lolis.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2013 23:03:51 No.10710690 >>10710689 You are asking the wrong person, I was just a passer by.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2013 23:05:21 No.10710693 Philosophical Daoist/ zen Its a good life

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2013 23:05:51 No.10710694 >>10710687 Really? What do I eat? What do I drink? Where do I sleep? This seems to be a poor religion, in my opinion.

>>	Hatsune Miku !MIKUiqnw0. Fri, Apr 5, 2013 23:08:06 No.10710705 File: 630 KB, 1600x1000, 1027764.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mikuism. I will become one with the Miku on my death bed.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2013 23:08:22 No.10710701 >>10710694 Whatever you want, man.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2013 23:08:52 No.10710703 Christian, with leaning towards buddhism, taoism and general dencency. And given my simple lifestyle, I might as well be a monk/hermit.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2013 23:21:52 No.10710737 >>10710527 HELL yes

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 6, 2013 00:06:21 No.10710853 >>10710703 Difference between hermit and monk is monks meditate daily. Meditation isn't just "loll relaxing" or "lol focusan mah breath"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 6, 2013 00:09:36 No.10710859 >>10710703 >Christian, with leaning towards buddhism, taoism and general dencency. explain further how do you merge these things

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 6, 2013 00:14:07 No.10710877 File: 565 KB, 800x800, 25534487.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10710859 Detachment from worldly desire. Taking it easy. Don't be an asshole. Hope for a better future for mankind. That's my "religion". Although I don't follow any rites.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 6, 2013 00:21:21 No.10710892 >>10710877 but you consider yourself a christian, like you said in your previous post? then i assume you don't follow any particular version of christiniasm such as catholicism or luteranism

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 6, 2013 00:41:06 No.10710951 File: 2.65 MB, 1280x720, A New Order.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All truNEETs worship Keima, God of Games.

Anonymous Sat, Apr 6, 2013 00:49:21 No.10710963
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Having been raised in a denomination of Christianity which was eventually revealed to be a cult and a scam developed to make the founder rich and get laid, I find myself drawn toward Shintoism.

I also like Unitarianism, but that's less of a religion and more of a way to get free coffee on Sundays.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 6, 2013 00:58:21 No.10710987 >>10710534 Me too. I defy anyone to name a cuter deity.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 6, 2013 00:59:51 No.10710990 >>10710520 >I lean on Buddhism due to familiarity and rationality >Buddhism >rationality Right. Because we reincarnate infinitely in order to escape the hell of living. Also karma. Because all of that is rational.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 6, 2013 01:00:52 No.10710993 >>10710990 From what I here, Mahayana just added all that shit in.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 6, 2013 01:01:06 No.10710997 >>10710987 hello i'm just posting this to say that I'm very happy that someone agreed with me

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 6, 2013 01:01:22 No.10710994 File: 24 KB, 190x288, 1355580238786.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10710990

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 6, 2013 01:01:36 No.10710995 >>10710993 From what I hear* Sorry for the autism.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 6, 2013 01:05:21 No.10711003 >>10710520 Southern Baptist here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 6, 2013 01:07:07 No.10711013 >>10710993 The basic, universal Buddhist concepts are: >Samsara, cycle of death and rebirth >Karma Instead of believing in a sky wizard, you're just believing in other crazy things.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 6, 2013 01:09:36 No.10711017 >>10710694 Whatever or wherever the loli wants to eat, drink or sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 6, 2013 01:10:21 No.10711021 File: 4 KB, 264x400, Mysterious edge.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10711013

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 6, 2013 01:11:52 No.10711024 >>10711013 You sure that isn't exclusive to Mahayana and similar versions? I thought the other branches didn't have this.

Anonymous Sat, Apr 6, 2013 01:19:21 No.10711053

>>10710703
I don't mean to call you out or anything, you can believe whatever you want, but one isn't actually Christian if they do not think that Jesus is the savior of the world and is the only way to heaven. In the a simplified way, that is the very definition of one. Do you believe that or are you only following the lifestyle and general principles of Christianity?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 6, 2013 01:22:09 No.10711053,1 y d

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 6, 2013 01:24:38 No.10711053,2 Janny, please stop deleting somewhat interesting threads that I wasn't done with. It's rude.

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