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If Touhous were real would they look Asian?

>> No.10709643

Yeah, most of them would

>> No.10709651

what is "real"

>> No.10709656

>>10709641
Not Patchouli, Remilia, Flan, Sakuya. Probably the rest though

>> No.10709655

>If Touhous were real would they look Asian?
As weird as it may sound my definition of Asian look is "ugly, small and quirky with black hair and no sense of humour"

>> No.10709661

>>10709651
you know exactly what he means, autismlord

>> No.10709670

>>10709641
Damn, she cute.

>> No.10709687

reimu would, marisa not

>> No.10709698

OP you asked a definite question and I don't think it's fair to answer a question like that about fictional characters.

Now if you want to know what I think, really just what's going on in my head regardless of the fact that it only has personal value and no real effect on any life but mine, I would say that I would expect Touhou to look human instead of Asian. But that's just completely my personal opinion which really has no content nor does it contribute anything.

>> No.10709701

>>10709655
You described me but I'm white. Do you consider me an Asian?

>> No.10709704

I guess the onis would look like ogres.

>> No.10709706

>>10709698
fuck off racist

>> No.10709711

>>10709704
I've never seen an ogre in real life, how do they look?

>> No.10709728
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10709728

What about Meiling.

>> No.10709729

>>10709711
Like a real life oni.

>> No.10709733

>>10709701
Dunno, can you translate this?
であることの喜びは内部射精

>> No.10709740

>>10709733
I only speak American

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>>10709740
The only language you need.

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>>10709711
Like this. It's the truth.

>> No.10709765
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10709765

Parsee is Persian, obviously

Allahu Akbar

>> No.10709792

>>10709733
The pleasure of being is internal ejaculation.

>> No.10711145

W-wait... are they not real?

>> No.10711191

>>10711145
Shh shh shh shhhhh ... they're real. It's ok. OP is just teasing. Right OP? .... RIGHT?

>> No.10711477

>>10709706
>fuck off racist
get out crossboarder

>> No.10712621

>>10709656
This.
>>10709687
Does anyone else think Marisa is probably half-Japanese? Blond hair, western name + Japanese family name, European witch themed...
>>10709728
Meiling is Chinese bro. Why do you think her nickname is China?

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10712645

what about people from the moon, and rabbits?

>> No.10712653

>>10712645
Greys

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>>10712621
>Meiling is Chinese bro

That's why I asked.

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10712700

Ichirin would be a sand nigger

>> No.10713082

The ones who are white while look white most likely.

>> No.10713095

>>10712621
Maybe Marisa is a westaboo.
As in the opposite of weeaboo.

>> No.10713209

>>10709728
the shitty polyester fabric always ruins the effect. No one real would wear that flimsy sweat trap.

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>>10712645
The rabbits would look like this

>> No.10713985

>>10712700
that's mean.

>> No.10713988

The humans definitely would. Youkai might have different skin color or features because they are of a different race, though.

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>>10713082

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>>10713994

>> No.10714008

>>10709641
She looks way too feminine to be the real Futo, the ZUNart Futo kinda looks like a dude so she has to be way more dudelike in real life.

>> No.10714019

I'm imagining a Russian Okuu. It would probably fit.

>> No.10714025 [DELETED] 

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>> No.10714095

>>10712621

>probably half-Japanese

Genetics don't work that way bro. The Japanese would make sure they were all blonde and blue-eyed by now if it did.

>> No.10714112 [DELETED] 

>>10713994
Holy fuck why are whites so subhuman in appearance?

>> No.10714119

>>10714112
Looks like a human to me.

>> No.10714159

>Yeah, most of them would
Nope.

>> No.10714176

Real life touhous would look like porcelain dolls.

>> No.10714196

>>10714112
Those are Northern eruopeans and slavs.

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>>10714196

Yeah man, Northern Europeans are a hideous bunch.

>> No.10714282

>>10714095
Her hair could be dyed, and she has brown eyes, so it's plausible

>> No.10714294

>>10713082
>imblying japan not white
Get out of here with your compensation, Argentinian nignog.

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>>10709641
I guess

>> No.10714312

I-it's not like i want to see more Futo cosplay or anything...

3DPD...right...?

>> No.10714319

>>10714176
I was gonna say this

>> No.10714371

>>10714295
Dat chubby Cirno mustve been those kekes lel

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>>10709765
So she'd look a bit like that green eyed Persian refugee from that photo years ago?

>> No.10714450

>>10714434
That's an Afghani

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>>10714450
Aren't most Pashtuns in Afghanistan ethnic Persians though?

>> No.10714706

>>10713988
Aren't the youkai just imitating humans? If so, it only follows they would look Japanese simply because they're imitating those around them.
>>10714095
>Genetics don't work that way bro
I wouldn't know. Do you think ZUN knows?

I'm just speculating on something that seems to fit.

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10714778

what I imagine Seiga to look like except with blue hair

>> No.10714848

>>10714434
>>10714450
>>10714485
Given her age, it is possible that she was part of (or descended from) Greeks that colonized parts of modern-day Iran and Afghanistan as part of Alexander the Great's conquests.

Would explain the blonde hair and fair skin.

>> No.10715007

>>10709728
She'd look Irish.

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10715193

Well Cirno is finnish so...

>> No.10715242

>>10714282
>and she has brown eyes
Nope.

Also, jap eyes are black.

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