/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Poke poke

>>10707530
Where is that lewd Yuuka anon?

Hey Reimu-sama, doesn't it seem pathetic to make a porn-thread "otaku related" just by throwing the buzzword "Touhou" in it?

>>10707525

Seriously, what's the appeal of big breasts?

>>10707555
Yeah.
But hey, check out my tits!

>>10707555
Oh hey, someone else that actually realized this.

>>10707556
Don't try to understand something like that. There is no reason.

>>10707537
Which one?

>>10707567
Any of them.
I don't know, how many are there?

I think I like Sanae boobs more than Yuuka boobs, but have no images that really show them off like my Yuuka pictures do.

>>10707580

>>10707571
Like...three? One writes, one responds, and there's that one obsessed with embarrassing her...though the last two might be the same.

>>10707585
Well hey, I'm one of those!

>>10707585
I see.
Strange.

>>10707582
Thought about it...but that anatomy is weird. This is better.

Maybe I'm mistaking liking Sanae boobs more with just liking Sanae more? I dunno.

>>10707593
Whatever floats your boat, bro.

>>10707556
They're soft, squishy and I can rest my head on them as if they were a pillow. Also my penis likes them and he doesn't lie.

The best boobs are undoubtedly Kasens, but she's strictly off-limits, so...

>>10707602
Always trust your penis

>>10707607
My penis is a jerk. He likes rape and stuff, but I want people to be happy. I don't trust him to make decisions for me.

>>10707616
Let him do what he wants.

>>10707597
I wonder how many people have seen the full image?
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/456591

Sanae so cute.

>>10707625
Oh god what

>>10707622
I do, for the most part, with porn. But that's all he gets.

>>10707616
My dick has good judgement. If he see well endowed Touhous happy, he gets happy too.

>>10707636
You seem to have a nice penis, anon

>>10707602
I must say that having weight (especially something as heavy as head) on your breast would hurt a lot.

>>10707638
Thanks! He is truly a good friend and we have a lot in common.

>>10707616
My penis enjoys seeing big tits. These threads have made him really happy.

>>10707647
Well, your picture made my dick happy.
Guess I'll help him out.

>>10707585
>>10707588
And I'm another. The writer, I guess.
But I'm going to bed. You enjoy your pillows too, /jp/.

>>10707692
Such an underrated goddess.

>>10707711
She seems pretty highly-rated to me.

I want my dick in-between tits just once in my life

>>10707727
It's not enough!

>>10707739
Not those tits, I hope.

>>10707743
No, if I had a choice it would be something like these.

>>10707745

>>10707748
Or these

Breasts of an even larger scale are an acquired taste.

Presentation is important for breasts.

>>10707852
Indeed

NEWFRIEND-JANITOR ALERT!!!

>>10707606
Off limits my ass!
Their sanctity just makes them more arousing. A pure, non-lewd girl with huge knockers is a blessing. It makes it all the better.
I'm gonna fondle them hermit hooters!

Succubus Titties

Mukyuu~

>>10708423
Worst zombie

>>10707525
Nice NSFW pic, toubrou.

>>10708379
No you're not, you dolt, they're forbidden! How can you praise her sanctity and then talk about wanting to break it?

>>10708405
Never thought of Koa as that busty. She's sexy, of course; that comes with the species...but never thought of it in the tits sense.

>>10707779
See, this is excellent. Big without looking like tumors.

>>10709336
Meh.

Every time I see a thread like this I have to masturbate.
Please take responsibility, OP.

tig ol' bitties

Kasen is a healthy hermit.

>boobs thread not on page 1

>boobs thread on page 1

>>10711085
>>10711090
Superbly done, Yukari.
What a surprisingly sexy miko...

How many versions of that picture are there?

>>10711623
Lel is that the subzero version of komachi?

>>10713282
excuse me miss, would you like to buy some rubber nipples?

too lewd

>>10713313
e/b/in

>>10713314

shut the fuck up you homo beta faggot

>>10713358

I want to abuse those tits.

The old thread is nearing the last page - if you haven't got the images yet go and get them before it's too late

>>10713365

>>10713464
Imagining a scenario in which Yuyuko and Youmu are both vying for my attention is very hot. Yuyuko would use her nice breasts and body to seduce me, whereas Youmu would have to get creative.

>>10713473
Grabbing and squeezing and tugging and kneading and pinching and tweaking and sucking and squeezing and smacking and biting and licking and rubbing and twisting and tickling and poking and...

>>10713482
cumming

>>10713487
That's not something you can do to breasts.

>>10713513
Watch me!

>>10713464
Thanks for the reminder.

>>10713524
What?
You can tug breasts and lick breasts and etc...you're going to cum breasts?

>>10713588
Cum on breasts maybe.

>>10713598
This is possible and indeed likely, but doesn't fit with the rest of the verbs.

Rodney_Dangerfield.jpg

>>10713603

>>10713599
Yeah, I'm aware of that.

>>10713603
Stupid sexy kappa.

>>10707556
Human nature. Essentially a symbol of health, fertility, and a good fit as a mum. Since it's human nature to fuck like rabbits, we wanna at least fuck someone who can handle a baby.
Source: None

>>10713654
>Source

Life.

>>10713660
Life is such a bad STD to live with. Just to start, the mortality rate is 100%, if you get "life", it's game over.
Please don't leave the womb, guys.

I'm so glad threads like these exist.

>>10713675
That's a nice set, I think it fits her perfectly.

Who's best BBW 2hu?

>>10713687
Yukari.

She's pretty fat.

>>10713682
That artist is so good.

>>10713698
I'll check out more of his or her art.

>>10713675

I'm surprised Yuuka didn't take over this thread as usual.

>>10713745

I guess we're just getting more interested in variety

>>10713748
Meh. I guess.

>>10713762

You sound disappointed! There's something to be said for appreciating the beauty of other touhous, you know!

>>10713767
Maybe, but I'm not terribly interested in saying it.
Like...Letty, there? Don't care about her at all.

Also I don't have a great variety in pictures.

>>10713777

It is a shallow fan who cannot appreciate all of ZUN's daughters equally!

>>10713786
How rude of you.

>>10713793
That's it, man.

>>10713762
Why would a god of wind need a fan?

>>10713817

Same reason you don't manually fan yourself when you're hot. The effort only makes you hotter

>>10713817
She's hot.

Hey, RP buddy. You around?

Someone's in a world of pain (or pleasure, if you're into that)!

>>10713872

Clearly it is another man's child. I would never be unfaithful to a woman I cared enough for to impregnate!

>>10713885
>You are NOT the father!

>>10713895

Someone's probably done a 2hu crossover with Maury.

I'm not sure how I feel about that.

>You ARE the father

>>10713895
We can fix that.

PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>10713900
Mature Chen is yummy.

>>10713918
But shit, it was 99 cents!

>>10713930

Ran gets a little jealous of the attention people give her daughter. Sometimes, she'd like some attention for herself!

PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>10713950

Why are you doing this?

>>10713944

I mustn't be distracted by my daughter's developing body. It's too lewd.

>>10713944
...I like it significantly less when the woman actually wants all the attention her breasts and body get. Is that bad?

>>10713930
>>10713944
>>10713963

guys if i wanted fanfiction to go with my masturbation I'd read Twilight again
post pics and keep your dumb thoughts to yourself thx

>>10713965

Sort of.

If they like the attention too much though, then they're probably a slut.

>>10713965

Well.. I don't know about "bad," but it's just personal taste. I guess you go more for those embarrassed-to-be-beautiful types

>>10713966
>>>/danbooru/

Besides, you can't win with people. Some people bitch because it's an image dump, others bitch because we try to liven up the image dumping by chatting. It's lose/lose!

>>10713973

"hehe le chen has teh tits ^___^ oh no! Ran is jealous :)) as a distinguished gentlemen however I can appreciate the merits of both the classical DFC form as well as the more voluptuous display you see before you now."

^this is what you look like to anyone who's been here more than 2 months. youtube comment tier.

>>10713973

At this point, /jp/ is awful anyway. Almost anything someone posts is better than the constant flood of "ironic" shitposts.

>>10713969
I hate sluts.

>>10713973
Well...that's part of it.

>>10713982

Yes, your porn dumps are truly a beacon of hope amongst the shitposting

That was not a good picture.

>>10713982
das it mane

Stop it guys, you're kinda making me appreciate boobs.

>>10714036
LOL FAGGGGGGPISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>10714036
Is that a bad thing?

>>10714036
good boy

Hey, RP buddy. You around?

>>10714100
stop fucking asking

>>10714171
I've never counted Yuugi as especially busty. I don't know why.

>>10714197
well i love the idea

>>10714206
A lactating oni. Intriguing...

>>10714225
I bet Yuugi's breast milk would be nourishing and intoxicating. Two birds with one stone.

>>10714171
>>10714197
>>10714206
I seriously need to fap right now

>>10714225
>>10714237
Good for your muscles, no doubt.

Way too fuggin lewd guys.

>>10714251
WAY TO FUGGIN PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Would you drink an oni's breast milk?

>>10714529
Do you even have to ask?

This is a test.

PTHC pthc

>>10714532
Yes. It's important.

>>10714529
yes

PTHC pthc

>>10714562
>>10714532
Glad to hear it.

>>10714529

I hope it would be alcoholic.

>>10714529

I hope it would be alcoholic.

>>10714529

I hope it would be alcoholic.

>>10707636

That is the best Utsuho picture I've ever seen. Did whoever drew that do more of her?

>>10707673

One might say that picture can take an Anon to the border of extacy.

>>10714633
Just too the border?

OPPAI

>>10709336
T-tumors are moe...

>>10714100
Gah, I just got home, sorry.

>>10715243
Don't be, it's ok.
Wanna do anything?

>>10715373
Maybe in a bit, if you can wait. I won't be able to for super long but I do want to.

>>10714939
S-suck my cock, dude...

>>10715386
Yeah, sure.
No need to bump this, by the way.

Boobs?
What are you, 13?

>>10715459
I wish I was 13 again.

>>10715459
no

>>10715467
I have to admit, aside from those badly drawn hands and lips, that's pretty hot.

>>10713479
You are absolutely right, except it'd be Yuyuko trying to embarass Youmu by stealing me away from her.

>>10715480
That would backfire. Embarrassment just makes Youmu more attractive.

>>10715399
Hey, are you the guy who did that Sanae "mindbreak" RP on here?

That was amazing to read, would you happen to know anything like it?

>>10715483
True, but does Yuyuko know that? Is she secretly trying to bring us closer together?

I have zero busty Youmu pics. Good thing we're at image limit.

>>10715498
If she does, then that's awfully sweet of her.
...assuming Youmu actually likes us but can't admit it or something.

>>10715495
Which one?

>>10715506
I distinctly remember smoke coming out of ears. In particular that one was a really hot image.

>>10715503
I figure Youmu would like us but have a hard time getting it across, although she'd be evidently awkward around us. Not a natural flirt, that girl. So Yuyuko would be spurring her into action.

Oh boy, would you look at the time.

>>10715509
You're a real swell gal, Yuyuko, doing that for your cute little gardener.

>>10715509
Zing.
I think that happened in both of them. Be more specific.

>>10715533
>both of them

Um, was there more than one? Clearly I've been missing out here. I saw the one with the sex spirit inhabiting her body, the one where she's teetering back and forth on the brink of total acceptance the entire time but can't let herself enjoy it one iota, or she'll be lost.

>>10715529
>swell
IS THAT A FAT JOKE
If it is I'm okay.

Yuyuko may be a sexual tyrannosaurus but it's that gardener of hers who's wife material.

>>10715552
You misinterpreted that a lot, but that's ok. And it wasn't mind break; almost, but not quite.
Yeah, that was me. Glad someone else enjoyed it.

>>10715562
Sorry, I was paraphrasing. It wasn't mindbreak, but it was definitely toying with the theme in an extremely tasteful fashion. You're a gentleman, and you have great ideas. I don't suppose you've written anything standalone?

At least, would you be able to direct me to some of your other bits?

>>10715571
>tasteful
Right.

That was it. Well, not really, but the other thing(s) of any note aren't worth sharing.

>>10715579
Well. Okay.

It was the only kind of mindbreak I've ever enjoyed, so I'll let you interpret that as you will. I generally have a hard time liking things that aren't tuned to my specific major fetishes, or I'd ask for your contact info...

At least I'll have to track down that other earsmoke one, even if it wasn't you.

>>10715586
>that other earsmoke one
I'm almost certainly remembering it wrong.

>It was the only kind of mindbreak I've ever enjoyed
This makes me very happy.

>>10715590
For clarification, I'm assuming you were the fellow who wrote https://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/10293197/#10294402_222 ?

What are you remembering wrong?
If you don't feel comfortable pointing out the other ones you're responsible for, I suppose that's okay.

>>10715601
stop bumping this thread with your stupid /soc/ shit

>>10715601
Yup, that's me.

Nonono, I mean the other Sanae thing having smoke from her ears. I remember drugs and absurd cruelty, but might me thinking of my thing when it comes to smoke.
Part of my not wanting to take credit for other stuff if half not liking it and half not remembering what the hell I've written.

>>10715610
You're absolutely right, my apologies.

>>10715611
Aha, gotcha. Not to boil down your writing to smoke and ears or anything, but I think I may have discovered a new thing there.

I do remember drugs and absurd cruelty, that's one of the other folks around here, I imagine, although I haven't really been up on /jp/-posted erotic RP/fiction.

Out of curiosity, what are some of the other things you RP?

>>10715386
So did you go to bed or something?

>>10715638
Oh, nothing else. Especially nothing else like this.

>>10715651
You're so bashful, anon. I'll stop harassing you, in that case, although I'd still like to see you do more of that untold-pleasure kind of thing.

Maybe with Youmu. Girl's wrapped so tight she deserves to be shaken up a little.

>>10715678
Bashful? Huh. I don't mind the harassing.

I probably will. I'll consider Youmu. I'm not a nice person, though, so you might not like what you get.

>>10715688
Bashful as in declining to talk about your past experience with this kind of thing.

Not a nice person? How awful. I bet Youmu wouldn't like you one bit.

>>10715556
Unless it is "Yomu who knows men", in which case you are just asking to be NTR'd.

>>10715697
Well, that's actually a lie, sort of. I'm two-faced, you see.
I hope Youmu would like me. I like her.

>>10715651
No I'm still here, just busy finishing some things up

>>10715715
Well, as shy as she probably is when it comes to interpersonal relationships that don't involve cutting, I'm sure she'd like you.

That's how you'd get into her confidence, of course, to betray it at a critical moment.

>>10715758
Just checking, no rush.

>>10715792
Oh? How so?

>>10715802
Well, it'd depend on you, wouldn't it? If you pick your moment carefully, you can do whatever you like. Perhaps when Yuyuko's off visiting Yukari and the place is deserted, and Youmu's doing the cleaning and grateful to you for helping out.

>>10715794
Alright, won't be long. Give me like 20 or 30 mins then I will jump in foolz. Need me to post here first?

>>10715815
God dammit. Forgot to sage...

>>10715817
Kind of fucking late for that now. Sage is not a status symbol.

>>10715815
That would be nice.

>>10715813
...so just simple molestation? Boring.

>>10715830
Molestation? I prefer to think of it as reacquainting her with her sense of fun.

But there might be better ways to do that. I mean, she's so invested in that servile persona of hers, do you think it might be better to deconstruct it somewhat first?

>>10715939
...how so?

/soc/ fags pls go

>>10715978
Depends, would you rather choose positive reinforcement or negative?

Perhaps she could be offered a refreshing drink after her difficult labors, only to realize she's been gleefully gulping some of her mistress's finest wines. After most of a bottle though, she might not care.

>>10716053
So get her drunk? Hm.
Youmu's not quite as bad with alchohol as you might think, you know. Just FYI.

>>10716099
Oh yes? Do you know that for a fact? You'd think half-human would mean twice the dosage.

Any other suggestions?

>>10716142
I don't, but I'm pretty sure.

Honestly...I'd just cuddle. Unless I find Yuyuko's private stash of private stuff.

Alright, ready if you are still wanting to.
Thank you for being so patient, I appreciate it.
I can go for about 2 to 3 hours.

>>10716167
Honestly, so would I. I'd have a hard time harming Youmu in any way that isn't hypothetical.

I would like her to loosen up a bit though. Yuyuko's so laid-back it's hard to see her complaining. And a little cuddling is probably more than enough adventure for Youmu for one day.