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10703728 No.10703728 [Reply] [Original]

Unfortunately no one can be told what Gensokyo is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance anon. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and keep on browsing /jp/. You take the red pill, you go to gensokyo, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Remember, all I'm offering is the chance to see your favorite touhou, nothing more.

>> No.10703730

fuck toehoes, i'd rather play eroge all day

>> No.10703733

I want to see how deep my favourite touhou's rabbit hole goes.

>> No.10703736

>>10703730
keep your eroge, i'd rather fuck toehoes

>> No.10703738

>>10703728
I'd like to see Reisen's rabit hole if you know what I mean

>> No.10703740

>>10703738
She doesn't have one, she lives in the mansion.

>> No.10703742

They are all 2deep4u.

>> No.10703750
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>> No.10703751

So, you ask me to quit a good job, a good pay, and an awesome life which has only begun for the privilege to be eaten by some horrible monsters in a god forbidden hole in the middle of nowhere.

Well, well, my choice is not very difficult, isn't it?

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>>10703740
HE MEANS HER CUNT, HE'S GONNA HAVE SEX WITH UDONGEIN, SEX! NOT ANALOGIES, SIMPLE DIRTY SWEATY SEX WITH REISEN IN ASS, MOUTH AND PUSSY AT FULL FORCE WITH CREAMPIE! BABY MAKING! ANUS DESTROYING! LIQUID SWAPPING!

SEX!

>> No.10703765

>>10703751
>job
doesnt sound like a very hard choice

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>>10703738
I wanted to make that joke ;_;

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>>10703752
What kind of a sick motherfucker would sexualise touhous.

>> No.10703775 [DELETED] 

>>10703728
Black Tewi.

>> No.10703779

I take the red pill.

>> No.10703787

>>10703772
You sure wanna do that, bro? I ain't no joke man, I'll fuck you up, I'm not gonna even post da copypasta, this serious I'm tough and you gonna fuck with me? Bring it on, you gonna regret this day as the day you made the worst decision of your life, c'mon bitch I an't joking.

>> No.10703805

I'd take neither. If I was in a room with a nigger, a dyke, and some skinny woman who looks like a junkie, taking any pills they offer me is the last thing I'd do.

>> No.10703807

>>10703805
You're no fun.

>> No.10703820
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I know why you're here, Anonymous. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for her. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when she found me, she told me I wasn't really looking for her. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Anonymous. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.

>> No.10703826

>>10703807
Drugs are never fun, Anon.

>> No.10703830

>>10703820
Which 2hu wud yu fuck?

>> No.10703832
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>>10703820
Which Touhou would you fuck?

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>>10703728
I would take it. Life exists so we can explore.

>> No.10703858

>>10703826
But anons on /jp/ have told me drugs could make me feel happy.

>> No.10703859

>>10703858
Do it.

>> No.10703862

>>10703858
You will soon find that anons on /jp/ are notoriously unreliable when it comes down to things like self conscience, rationality or happiness.

>> No.10703887

>>10703830
>>10703832
The answer is out there, Anonymous. It's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.

>> No.10703984

>>10703751
>horrible monsters
But they're cute monsters. And even if you die in Gensokyo, it isn't the end.

>> No.10704660

>>10703854
I'd take it, but with no powers whatsoever I'd be making a pretty large gamble.

Now if powers were on the table, then I'd jump at the chance rather than hesitating. I wouldn't need god-tier powers, but being top-tier would be pretty desirable lest I find myself on the bad side of a irritable youkai.

>> No.10704687

>>10703984
I smell an infideel~

>> No.10704696

>>10703751
But even if you die, you at least get to see Yuyuko!

>> No.10704853

>>10704660
You could study and learn magic.

>> No.10704903

Goddamn, I want some jellybeans now.

Does Gensokyo have jellybeans? Gensokyo better have jellybeans.

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>and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes

>> No.10705117

I liked The Matrix. Thanks for reminding me that it was the best setting ruined by the worst religious symbolism and character resolution since Evangelion.

>> No.10705122

>>10705045
I haven't fapped to her in months.

>> No.10705129

>>10705122
Maybe it is a good time now, anon.

>> No.10705131

touhou is more like avatar

>> No.10705135

>>10703728
I'd fucking take it. Gimme the red pill.

My favourite Touhou is Mima, by the way.

>> No.10705138

>>10705135
but mima is ded

>> No.10705142

>>10705138
Mima isn't dead.

>Annoyed is what I am! (angry) ...Anyway, this body is really just, uh, a soul.

>> No.10705145

>>10705131
Who would want to live in that Avatar world.
It has tons of predators, no modern comforts like plumbing, medicine, etc.
At least in Gensokyo you have magic to take care of that. Unless you are some human village pleb.

>> No.10705146

I wish I could roll the galactic dice and have everything happen again. Maybe I wouldn't have sentience this time.

>> No.10705149

>>10705145

If the choice was between living on some alien planet full of things I'm not completely tired of and depressed about, and not doing that, I'd choose to do it.

>> No.10705157 [DELETED] 

What the fuck is this thread and how is it more on topic than the NEET threads?

>> No.10705161 [DELETED] 

>>10705157
I recognize this question. I guess that means this is also getting deleted.

Just delete everything. Everything. Just kill /jp/ already.

>> No.10705168 [DELETED] 

>>10705161

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY??

*is janitor, charges upstairs, my brother is in his chair playing runescape*

THIS BOGEY JUST DROPPED SOME FRAGMARKS ON ME, GET MY SIX, WAKER-SEVEN

*moderator sweeps his fat arm across desk, eveything goes flying off* DONT WORRY I'M A MODERATOR

*mod bans you, reason: janitor sass*

WHEW THAT WAS CLOSE, GET BACK TO YOUR JOB LITTLE BROTHER WE HAVE A BOARD TO SAVE

>> No.10705174 [DELETED] 

>>10705168
Holy frig I'm dying

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>>10705168
>>10705161

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>>10705168

>> No.10705250

test

>> No.10705277

>>10703775
Hey, don't impersonate me

>> No.10705307

>>10705145
>It has tons of predators
You would approach a cute girl only to find out she's a hungry youkai ready to devour you
>modern comforts like plumbing, medicine, etc
Touhou doesn't have a sewer system or water treatment plant or any of tha shit

>> No.10705372

But I thought the red pill makes you hate black people and jews and cause you to hoard guns.

>> No.10705376

>>10705372
Well take the crimson pill then. It's coloured with the blood of the workers

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>>10705376
>coloured

>> No.10705890

>>10705372
/pol/ pls go

>> No.10707145

>>10703854
same, It would be worth it, even for a day so that I could see something so new and interesting

>> No.10707226

Unfortunately no one can be told what Shitposting is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance anon. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and keep on browsing /a/. You take the red pill, you go to /jp/, and I show you how deep the autism goes.
Remember, all I'm offering is the chance to see the real autism, nothing more.

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>>10703820
Who are you quoting?

>> No.10707234

>>10707226
Obviously red pill. /jp/ is the place for me.

>> No.10707564

Im gonna miss shitposting, but ill take the red pill.

>> No.10707658

Red Pill because fuck everything.

>> No.10707733

I don't want no pills.
I only came to your creepy house full of weird people wearing leather because I thought you were going to rape me.

>> No.10708879

>>10707733
I'd rape you.

>> No.10708900

Strange. In the movie wasn't it the red pill that awakes you into reality? Then in here it is the opposite.
I choose neither of your pills because I doubt neither of them shows me how the world really is since both might be an illusion.

>> No.10709650

>>10703728
...takes the red pill

>> No.10709663

I don't like taking pills. I was once prescribed a blue and red pill and it was after I had seen the Matrix so I kind of thought about this and it was a bit funny but it wasn't enough and I still didn't like taking them. I'm glad that I don't have to take them anymore.

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