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10697710 No.10697710 [Reply] [Original]

Do you guys play with your anime toys and make them go on adventures?

Im playing with mine now

>> No.10697719
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>>10697719

>> No.10697735

>>10697719
>>10697723

hidoi

>> No.10697745

>>10697719
And the other one... Why. Why would u do that?

>> No.10697747

>>10697719
>>10697723
Did you make these?

It's actually not such a bad idea

>> No.10697748

Oh my goodness... It must be suffering to be some doll to some nerd.

>> No.10697764

>>10697748
Dont worry, they're not real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eYq9h_FflY

>> No.10697804

>>10697764
What the fuck did I just watched?

>> No.10697844 [DELETED] 

>>10697804
ebin yutube comment broskii

+190 thinbs up XD

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>>10697764
They're real enough to some people.

>>10697719
PL does what PL does.

>> No.10698065
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There's something fascinating about watching people play with toys.

https://www.youtube.com/user/TheNewStoryteller

>> No.10698074

>>10697748
I think Koharu Biyori covered it well. Though it's about this /fig/ otaku using robots as dolls to their chagrin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_OWNCTNgOM

>> No.10698103

>>10697764
Sometimes I imagine what it would be like if toy story was real and when I came on my figurines then left to get more lotion and tissues the other toys all come out to comfort her but they can't give more than kind words because if they wiped the mounds of cum off her face and body they'd break the facade and I'd cut them all into tiny little pieces.

>> No.10698164

>>10697719
>>10697723
tohno made these didn't he?

>> No.10698184

>>10698103
Isn't there a story about Jessie from Toy Story like this?

>> No.10698249

>>10698184
Sick fucks think alike

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>>10698164
It was the Planelegs.

>> No.10698272

>>10697719
>>10697723
bully as HELL

>> No.10698273

>>10698268
oh no..

that is just awful

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>>10697710
Sometimes

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>>10698273

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This is kinda embarrassing, but I love playing with all my old Gundam action figures. I come up with whole stories with characters and plotlines and settings, etc.

It's fun, but I wish I had people to play with, like I did when I was a kid...

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>>10698383
I'd play as long as I could be a ZAKU II.

Them mothafuckahs look balla as shit.

>> No.10698513

>>10698484
Yah, that's my favorite too!

The F2s from 0083 were the coolest mechs in the whole franchise, to me

And all the little stories and stuff I come up with typically follow the Zeon pilots..

>> No.10698525

I love threads like this.

>> No.10698526

>>10697719
>>10697723
>>10698268
God that's fucking disgusting. Kill yourself.

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>>10698526
For a minute, you actually made me think about what I was doing to Homu. Abuse/10.

>> No.10698724

>>10698701

That's one ugly Homu

Would not molest

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>>10698526
You actually meant to caption this pic 'the one where I became a faggot' right?

>> No.10698742

>>10698526
I agree.

What did they ever do to deserve this?

>> No.10698752

>>10698526

Yea... wait, what?

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>>10698742
He's an awful influence.

>> No.10698774

>>10698763
I like people like that, since their antics are somewhat amusing, and at the same time they aren't really that critical of what you're doing. It's hard for an autist (not used in the literal sense) like me to get along with people, but I can at least stand being in the same room for a short period of time if it's someone like that.

Only a short period of time though.

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>>10698349

>> No.10698845

I came to this thread expecting heart warming adventures made for anon and i got de Yuki bullying one.

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>>10698845
Don't worry anon.

I go on adventures with my fumos all the time.

Sometimes when I drink a lot, I hug them all as I go to sleep. It helps ease the loneliness a little.

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>> No.10698872

>>10698864
NO
NO
TOO MUCH

>> No.10698871

Sometimes I take pictures of my tachikoma or Kohiru, my shinki. I don't make weird abuse comics or anything strange though.

>> No.10698874

>>10698864
Man that is fucked up shit, made me cringe more than that college basketball player's leg.
I'm enjoying these though.

>> No.10698887

That's not playing at all!

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The only way to escape Planelegs.

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Goodnight, sweet princess.

>> No.10698912

>>10698860
>>10698864

These are exceptionally cruel ... I feel bad for the dolls

>> No.10699003

i want planelegs to leave

>> No.10699216

>>10698864
Holy fuck, why?

>> No.10699992

>>10699216
They're just dolls, anon.

>> No.10699997

>>10699992
They aren't dolls mom!

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Celebrated 10 years of EoSD

>> No.10700160

Anyone else here have full-scale wars with their figs/mechs? Or am I alone?

>> No.10700174

>>10697764

This video would be better if Liam Neeson was reading it.

>> No.10700216

>>10697764
He didn't even open the letter wat a fuk

>> No.10700346

>>10697764
I have no idea why that made me sad

>> No.10700353

This makes me sad.
I always treat all my things with care and do my best not to hurt them.

>> No.10700386

>>10700353
Do you play with them or leave them sitting uselessly on a shelf?

>> No.10700388

>>10697710
I wish, I never even played with any of my toys as a child. They just sat there, collecting dust... All I did was play video games, those told me where to go, what to do, nobody was there to tell me I was doing it wrong, and it wouldn't wake up my father..

And now, my games go mostly unplayed...

I want to, I really desperately want to. But I can't...

>> No.10700410

>>10700386
They probably wouldn't like being touched by me anyway.

>> No.10700413

>>10700410
Not that kind of play anon. More like >>10700160

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>>10698701
Posts like these are what make it all worthwhile.

>>10698742
>What did they ever do to deserve this?
Be smaller than me.

>> No.10700934

>>10700160
I do!

See: >>10698383

And when I was a kid I'd play 'Civilization' with my friend. In that, we'd split up out action figures evenly between us and we'd come up with a whole society for each of our groups and usually the two groups would get into battles or competitions or something.. It was super fun, I wish I could do that now but people would think I was weird ._.

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>>10700832
Why didn't you just go around killing stray dogs or work as a vet and get paid to put pets down?

>> No.10700975

>>10700934
I stage wars with my Bionicles. Also I'll hold 1 on 1 arena tournaments as well. I have a jar of spare parts I can use for augments or creating horrible new beasts to change it up.

Also your Civilization game sounds hella fun. I wish I had friends who wouldn't think it was weird for me to play with them.

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>>10700966
B-But that'd be awful.

>> No.10701031

>>10700966
This makes me really sad ;-;

When I was a kid I made this little sculpture of the earth with a cat's face on it. I forget why. it was made of this oily clay that never fully dried, and we used it as decoration on a bookshelf. I used to entertain my friends by doing crazy silly stuff, and one day I smooshed it up in front of my friend and when he said he thought that was important to me I was suddenly hit by pangs of guilt. It's dumb but I regret it so much even to this day.

Literally nothing makes me sadder than something sentimental being destroyed for no reason. Not even animals and babies being raped and tortured makes me sadder than that.

>> No.10701059

>>10700975
That's so cool! Yeah, I'll need to look into those Bionicle toys, I love the idea of being able to mix-and-match parts and how easily poseable they are. Although I'm really into the real-robot genre stuff, which is why I'm so into Gundam figures.

Heh, I once thought of making threads somewhere (maybe on /tg/ or /toy/) about the ongoing storylines going on with my figures. But I was worried people would think I was dumb.

>> No.10701084

>>10700966
Hims mom knew that was going to happen. She didn't want her son to have a gay toy like a flamingo, she wanted a big strong male son. So she made him watch as his feminine toy was destroyed.

In the end her son still ended up as a giant homosexual.
If I were Planelegs, I would bring a buff man home and introduce him as my boyfriend (even if we aren't gay), and present myself as the bottom gay.
That would teach her.

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>>10700992
Awfully just. Shinkis and other japanese plastic didn't kill your beloved now did they? Thanks to you I can't think of those stands quite the same anymore either.

>> No.10701116

Was this the guy who made those papercraft images for GUROchan? Like the one where he ripped the fairy's wings off.

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>> No.10701276

>>10700992

What the hell is that thing? A chupacabra?

>>10701120

Do normal people usually beat, rape, and mutilate their girlfriends?

>> No.10701321

can we please have some fun and cute things not just things that are sad

>> No.10701332

>>10701276
>Do normal people usually beat, rape, and mutilate their girlfriends?
Are you a feminist?

>> No.10701362

>>10701120
Is that Kaede from Kizuato? Looks a lot like her.

>> No.10701363

When I was a kid I used to play executions with my figs or imprison them and all kinds of sadistic things. Looking back it is kinda demented.

But I grew up to be a real sweetheart.

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>>10701363
Hmm. I used to tear insects apart and study them. Then a neighbor shot my dog in the leg, and after a few days of suffering and amputation later I had no choice but to mercy kill her. My sense of compassion was born that day.

The neighbor? He got into a car accident and lost both legs. Sweet good lord, karma does exist.

Just felt like sharing.

>> No.10701388

>>10701059
You should do it one day anon. If I ever see one, I'll be there, watching intently.

>> No.10701393

>>10701382
Poor dog..
I know what its like to have an asshole neighbor. My dog was poisoned with antifreeze as a kid, I had to watch it vomit and die in the morning.

>> No.10701395

>>10701382
/jp/, I found the killer!

>> No.10701399

>>10701382
Dat karma.

>> No.10701429

>>10701107
Did Planelegs inject his genes into that stand?

>>10701382
I used to kill cats all the time since they'd try to eat my birds. Fucking cats and their flexible skeletons, you keep beating them and they don't freaking die until you smash their skulls or break their spines. Or shoot them. I the end I started used rat poison, it was way easier. Ended up killing a few of my neighbor's cats in the process, but I was never shot, had my bones crushed with a club or was poisoned. Where's karma now mother fucker

>> No.10701450

>>10701429
You are terrible

>> No.10701452

I used to when I was a kid, then the internet happened.

>> No.10701470

When I was on holiday I found a mangled cat and tried to keep it alive. I think that was a bad thing since it squealed a lot and then died after maybe ten minutes.

I need to find out how to break necks.

>> No.10701618

>>10701388
Thanks! You're really nice.

>> No.10701651

>>10701470
Shoot it or chuck it in the water.

>> No.10702243

>>10698864
What is the round white disk he uses? Is it a reference to whatever the character is from or is it just some random piece of plastic?

>> No.10702260

>PLANELEGS posting on /jp/
what

>> No.10702262

>>10702243
I think it's a stand.

>> No.10702263

I seriously hope for you guys that dolls really don't have any emotions, otherwise you're sooo fucked when they come to life.

>> No.10702280

>>10701362
Is that a rhetorical question? Sounds a lot like one.

>> No.10703472

>>10702263
Wouldn't it just make it better for the sadistic doll abusers? I doubt they'd be able to react, and they'd have the pleasure of ACTUALLY molesting them instead of just imagining their reactions.

>> No.10703478

>>10703472
What if the dolls were sentient but just couldn't move or speak.

>> No.10703731

CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

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>>10703812

>> No.10703825

>>10703815
>hetalia

OUT
GET OUT

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>>10701382
>>10701429

>> No.10703863

I want to be a superhero and save these poor dolls. I would be dark and edgy and monologue constantly.

>> No.10704146

>>10703731
ALL I HAVE IS THAT FEEEEEEL

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>>10701382
>>10701429
You are the sickos that every /jp/ browser fears for when joinging meet ups.

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>>10701429

>> No.10704209

>>10704194
Are you sudo? I just have a feeling that you might be him.

>> No.10704250 [DELETED] 

Any more pics of you guys playing with your toys? This thread is so cute, it can't end yet ;_;

>> No.10704266

>>10704194
lel

>> No.10704276

>>10704250
It's not playing if they're being hurt!

>> No.10704287 [DELETED] 

>>10704276
But they're only "being hurt" when it's playing.

>> No.10704288

I used to play with toys all the time, but then I lost my imagination or something.

Feels bad man.

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I gotta start chopping up my gunpla and trying to make an abomination like this.

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Waiting to have a bloody battle when my shit taste housemate's mikudayos arrive. Those things cannot be allowed near you or they'll eat your soul.

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PL still here?

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>> No.10705027

>>10705017
he must have a really small dick if he wants a blowjob from a nendo

>> No.10705238

No, I just shove my toys in a drawer. Does that make me a bad person?

>> No.10705289

>>10705027
Nendos' mouths can get really big if you dislocate their jaws.

>> No.10705311 [DELETED] 

>>10705289
Please don't say such things.

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>>10705289
Can you nazi how inappropriate that is? Anne frankly treating nendoroids that way is just plain mean. This was the comic that got you instabanned huh?

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>>10705350
No, this was~

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>>10705750
your

bretty good

>> No.10705820

>>10698824
dat hover hand

>> No.10705987

>>10705750
Is /pol/ trying to make you create more of these yet? They come to here to shitpost similar cartoons.

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>>10705987

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>>10706007
Hope you learned.

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>>10703825
>stop liking things

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>>10697723
I cry every time ;_;

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Edgiest thread of the month. The hijacker reeks of tryhard never seen since the dawn of myspace.

>> No.10713580

>>10708648
This is pretty cute though.

>> No.10713594

>>10713573
Pussy.

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I affix my seal of approval upon your ORIGINAL CONTENT, Planelegs

>> No.10713610 [DELETED] 

>>10713604
christ why are you such a shitty poster

>> No.10713607 [DELETED] 

>>10713594
I'm sure gratuitous unnecessary gore with no hint of humour is still funny somewhere on the internet. Maybe ebaums if it's frozen in time.

I say humour because a person with no real attachment to their figures would post crude dismembered pictures instead of adding photoshop blur, bad fonts and representations of blood that on their best days can only reach to the status of homage to GTA vice city devs in an attempt to portray a story that's been told many times before and way better as well. Nor would they hijack and samefag a thread to death in a pathetic attempt at attention in a board he's not part of.

>> No.10713620 [DELETED] 

>>10713607
Shut the hell up, turdburglar. Friggen reject.

>> No.10713631

>>10713594
I'm sure gratuitous unnecessary gore with no hint of humour is still funny somewhere on the internet. Maybe ebaums if it's frozen in time.

I say humour because a person with no real attachment to their figures would post crude dismembered pictures instead of adding photoshop blur, bad fonts and representations of blood that on their best days can only reach to the status of homage to GTA vice city devs in an attempt to portray a story that's been told many times before and way better as well. Nor would they hijack and samefag a thread to death in a pathetic attempt at attention in a board he's not part of.

>> No.10713631,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10713631
>>10713631
*click... click*
*moves autism counter to your direction*
*click-clickclickclickclick*

Says here you have inhuman amounts of autism in your body, pal. Might want to get that checked...

>> No.10713731 [DELETED] 

>>10713631
Shut up, turdburglar.

>> No.10713808 [DELETED] 

>>10713631
Shut up, turd-burglar.

>> No.10713808,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10713631
How did I get banned and you didn't you fucking piece of shit

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