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106949 No.106949 [Reply] [Original]

Will you eat Suika?

>> No.106953
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106953

I'll pass, I'd rather not die of alcohol posoning.

>> No.106956

suika suika tsurupeta suika

>> No.106957
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106957

I wouldn't mind eating suika.

>> No.106961
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>> No.107043

She'd expand inside me and I'd die.

So no.

>> No.107062

>>107043

I'd expand inside of her, if you know what I mean.

>> No.107064
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107064

Certainly. Maybe I'll do a little more than that.

>> No.107091
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107091

Will Suika eat you?

>> No.107134

Moar sexy Suika, plz.

>> No.107143
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107143

>>106949

>> No.107148

>>107143
That one looks like it's made by an amateur. Not the picture.

>> No.107159

>>106957
I see what you did there.

>> No.107157
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107157

>> No.107161
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107161

OKAY!

>> No.107166
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107166

>>107161
OKAY!

>> No.107168

Sage for sexualizing awesome Suika.

>> No.107174

Are you crazy saging it??

>> No.107179
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107179

sage for posting an image with dumb text next to it.

>> No.107187

I would drink her juices if you know what I mean...

>> No.107194
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>> No.107203

>>107187

Will you get drunk if you drink her juices, I wonder?

>> No.107209
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107209

You are a proud warrior in East Asia, serving a most charismatic and ambitious young warlord by the name of Temujin. In his glorious unification of his ancestral homeland, you serve him with the might and energy of a hundred men. After the most magnificent of battles, you see a strange distortion of space, where two oddly clothed women, one who somehow appears to have several large furry tails, are dragging exhausted sleeping soldiers. You, knowing no fear, charge towards the women full bore. However, you misjudge the distortion, falling through time and space.

When you finally gather your wits, you find yourself in a strange world, one you gather must be tales of the land far to the east beyond the sea. You find you have landed in a place called "Hakurei Shrine", and that the lady in charge is a miko by the name of Reimu. She's rather annoyed by your less than pleasant smell and tendency to devour a small feast at one sitting. Worse yet, you don't have any of this "money" stuff she keeps going on about. She mutters under her breath how you must be another "oni".

Upon those words, a young girl with horns sticking out of her head leaps at you and pins you to the ground. "Another oni!" she squeals with delight. The two of you certainly seem sure to get along well together.

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>>107203
Come and try.

>> No.107216
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As time passes, you enjoy the company of this young oni girl by the name of Suika. Even your remarkable strength is easily matched by this girl, and her tolerance for alcohol outdoes even your own. She loves competition, and you find yourself exhausted, bruised, with many hangovers, and with a very sore pelvis (Although you agree that both of you won that competition very much.), and you couldn't imagine a greater reward for a warrior who must have been slain in battle and granted the delights of the heavens.

One hot summer's day, you mention to Suika that the sun is a terrible thing, far too hot and far too bright. She agrees, and insists you two get drunk in order to cool down. Her answer for everything, and not a bad one at that. After what seems to be endless amounts of this liquor she calls "sake", you get a brilliant idea. "I should punch the sun!" you exclaim. Suika agrees emphatically. However, you sadly remember that humans cannot fly, and you just can't quite reach the sun to punch it, even though you try for a full hour. Suika then has a brilliant idea of her own. She will use her awesome strength to throw you at the sun, so you can punch it.

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You fly through the air so fast, you are shocked to find that up in the sky really high, everything is black with a bunch of tiny spots of light. There doesn't seem to be any air up here... However, the woman you saw on that fateful day peeks her head at you, somehow traveling at the same speed you are, and explains briefly "Mongols are like Batman. You can breathe in space." What this means, you never manage to find out. As you reach the sun, you punch it with all your might. Or rather, you fly into the sun with your fist mightily stretched out. Even a mighty Mongol quickly burns to a crisp when he lands on the sun.

Suika has realized this, far too late. She's sad that her new friend is gone. However, the freak occurrence of a total solar eclipse the next day warms her heart. You really did beat the crap out of the sun after all.

>> No.107229

>>107209
>>107216
>>107220
I came.

>> No.107235

>>107220

I don't like this picture.
I really don't like this picture at all.

>> No.107237

>>107209
>>107216
>>107220
If anyone feels regret after dying like that. They must be faggots.

>> No.107252

>>107209
>>107216
>>107220
That's the most romantic thing I've ever read.

>> No.107261

>>107220
GURREN LAGANN ENDING FOR THE WIN

>> No.107259

>>107220
THIS is how i want to die.

>> No.107303

>>107220
GOOD END

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107361

>>107209
>>107216
>>107220

God damn it. Now, if I should die in any other way, it will be a massive letdown.

>> No.107507

>>107220
MONGOLS ARE LIKE BATMAN. THEY CAN BREATHE IN SPACE.

>> No.107532
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>>107361
I don't know, I still think being killed by the best girl would be the best death.

>> No.107544

Story poster here, I got it from the poolshmer touhou imageboard. One of the drawwhores of /jp/ should totally do an illustrated version of the story.

>> No.107873

>>107544
do we have our own drawwhores yet?

>> No.107884

... yes, sort of. Throw a Mongol or two at Wraith and see what happens.

>> No.107907

>>107209
>>107216
>>107220
>You really did beat the crap out of the sun after all.

I CAME ALL OVER AGAIN

Thank you, Anonymous, for reposting this.

>> No.108202

>>107209
>>107216
>>107220
Gods, this is still one of the best short stories that I have ever read on 4chan. After I first read it, that 'mongols=batman' line repeated in my head all day.

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