THE JAPANESE ARE NOT FUNNY

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THE JAPANESE ARE NOT FUNNY Anonymous Mon Apr 1 13:38:39 2013 No.10692572 [DELETED]

Why do the Japanese even attempt comedy?

Horror, sure they're good at that. Animation, action, weird shit, these are all things they're adept at.

But why do they even bother to try make jokes? The only time I've ever laughed at them was when they were being unintentionally funny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 13:39:39 2013 No.10692575 >>10692572 Not enough fart jokes like your american humor?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 13:40:24 2013 No.10692577 >>10692572 All I want to do is have sex with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 13:40:24 2013 No.10692579 yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 13:41:09 2013 No.10692582 Get out boke >>10692575 fart jokes used to be big deal in Japan and I think those still are

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 13:41:39 2013 No.10692585 Please don't shitpost with SNSD pictures especially not Yoona and Jessica it gives them a bad image to /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 13:43:24 2013 No.10692590 >japanese >bad at comedy >good at horror What the hell are you watching?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 13:45:24 2013 No.10692596 >>10692572 whats the name of the slut in the picture? i want something to fap to

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 13:47:38 2013 No.10692605 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3J9vQC02pI

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 13:47:38 2013 No.10692606 >>10692575 who says I like fart jokes? What's the Japanese alternative to flatulence. making dumb faces and yelling a lot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 13:52:55 2013 No.10692630 File: 1.35 MB, 172x200, 1362369872126.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10692596 You won't find much fap material of her

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 13:57:09 2013 No.10692653 >>10692649 ｃｏｒｅａｎｐｉｇ

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 13:57:39 2013 No.10692649 >>10692572 >>10692630 who are these girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 13:59:25 2013 No.10692664 >>10692605 Fug, beat me to it. Japanese wordplay is actually quite good, but you baka gaijin wouldn't know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 14:06:54 2013 No.10692686 >>10692605 so he hunps a kid so what

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 14:09:24 2013 No.10692697

>>10692686
The problem is that they actually do a pretty good joke, but then they drag it out and it becomes the whole sketch.

A lot of Western humour is like this (that new series of Red Dwarf had maybe four gags per episode), but the Japanese seem to do it pretty consistently in live action shows like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 14:11:54 2013 No.10692704 I think a lot of their live action is too slow-paced, but I think almost everything is too slow-paced. Their slapstick is pretty decent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 14:12:54 2013 No.10692706 >>10692649 Girls' Generation (SNSD).

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 14:13:24 2013 No.10692708 >>10692706 Yes, but which ones are they?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 14:13:40 2013 No.10692709 >>10692630 And she is Yoona.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 14:16:25 2013 No.10692716 >>10692697 This is true. The Japanese have a good sense of deadpan and comic timing, except when they really, really don't. Arino isn't bad, for the first example to come to mind. I don't think anyone can hate Cromartie.

akaname !M4SexyVyl2 Mon Apr 1 14:17:54 2013 No.10692720

I dunno, I think that some stuff (like Batsu Game, been watching tons of that lately) can be pretty well done. It's just that Japanese humor is a different kind of humor than American. If you watch anime expecting Seinfeld or Friends you'd be pretty disappointed too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 14:25:54 2013 No.10692747 >>10692720 why do you people think I'm American

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 14:34:24 2013 No.10692778
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>>10692708
Please don't fap to SNSD I'm sure you can find more slutty girls around the net.

You might want to try AfterSchool they are sexy group with a graduation concept based on MoMu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 14:36:25 2013 No.10692784 >>10692778 I'm not the guy who wants to fap to them. I just think they are cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 14:40:09 2013 No.10692798 >Horror, sure they're good at that. Animation, action, weird shit, these are all things they're adept at. Action? That’s HK territory.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 14:49:09 2013 No.10692822 American here, and I don't speak Japanese, but isn't a lot of the humor based on multi-layer wordplay that only makes sense in Japanese?

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 14:53:49 2013 No.10692828
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>>10692784
Oh good

Well my favorite one is Jessica (That makes me a Gorjess Spazzer) she is very cute

Here is the whole group profile for you

http://sumandu.wordpress.com/kpop-profiles/girl-groups/girls-generation-snsd-profile/

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 14:55:06 2013 No.10692835 >>10692828 >That makes me a Gorjess Spazzer What? What does it make me if my favorite one is Soo Young?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 14:56:06 2013 No.10692837 >>10692835 A pedophile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 14:57:23 2013 No.10692838 >>10692835 I think her fan club is called Sooyoungster

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 14:58:23 2013 No.10692840 >>10692838 The whole list Taeyeon: Taeganger Jessica: Gorjess spazzer Hyoyeon: Hyohunnie Yuri: Yurisistable Tiffany: Fanytastic SooYoung: SooYoungster Sunny: SunShiner Yoona: YoonAdict SeoHyun: SeoMate

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:02:53 2013 No.10692846 >>10692828 >that link >blood type why

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:03:09 2013 No.10692850 >>10692846 holy shite how new r u roflmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:04:23 2013 No.10692851 >>10692846 It's important info

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:07:53 2013 No.10692857 >>10692837 She's 23.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:12:08 2013 No.10692866 >>10692857 How's that autism treating you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:13:54 2013 No.10692873 It's a cultural thing. Baka gaijin will never understand unless he has a profound knowledge in the language and culture.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:14:24 2013 No.10692876 >>10692706 Are they still cool? /v/ was all about them a couple years ago but I haven't seen them mentioned in ages now

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:15:08 2013 No.10692880 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XboRR3s-4a4 SNSD isn't related to /jp/ but Sooyoung was in a group to promote Japanese-Korean relationships when she was younger. The Japanese girl retired after this though and Sooyoung went back to Korea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:17:53 2013 No.10692883 >>10692840 This is the worst case of juvenile autism I've ever witnessed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:18:38 2013 No.10692884 >>10692846 They think blood type determines personality. The Japanese make good lenses and robots but they're pretty clueless when it comes to hematology I'm afraid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:20:38 2013 No.10692892 >>10692883 Why can't you guys ever say something is cute instead of bullying? Anyway when SNSD first came out they had stage names with titles and were supposed to be like shoujo manga girls.

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:21:08 2013 No.10692897

>>10692892
TaeYeon's stage name- Kid Leader TaeYeon (ggoggoma leader Taeyeon)

Jessica's stage name- Ice Princess Jessica (eoleum gongju Jessica)

Sunny's stage name- Energy Source Sunny (hwalryeokso Sunny)

Tiffany's stage name- Brighter Than Jewels

Tiffany (boseok boda bitnaneun Tiffany)

HyoYeon's stage name- Dancing Queen HyoYeon

Yuri's stage name- Black Pearl Yuri (heukjinjoo Yuri)

SooYoung's stage name- Lively Princess

SooYoung (myeongrang gongju Sooyoung)

Yoona's stage name- Charming Girl Yoona (maeryeok sonyuh Yoona)

SeoHyun's stage name- The Youngest One SeoHyun (maknae Seohyun)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:22:38 2013 No.10692898 >>10692884 >Link about a stupid Corean pop group >Rants on about Japan autism.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:22:53 2013 No.10692899 >>10692892 >Why can't you guys ever say something is cute He's a hairy-arsed man not one of your little japanese girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:23:54 2013 No.10692902 >>10692898 I bet they're the same

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:24:38 2013 No.10692904 >>10692899 I'm not hairy but I'm male and I say things are cute all the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:26:38 2013 No.10692908 >>10692902 Koreans are more angular than Japanese who look squishy and soft. (Compare MoMu to SNSD and you will see the difference)

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:30:39 2013 No.10692917

>>10692897
Watching koreaboos in their natural habitat feels like hopping on a time machine back to 2006 and reading all the stupid shit Gaiafags used to post on their forums.
You're beyond embarrassing, and the worst part is that this behavior is actually enforced.
Please don't come back to peddle your shit here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:32:38 2013 No.10692926 >>10692917 No Bully please!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:35:38 2013 No.10692932 >>10692908 I think anon is saying s/he bets they're the same with regards to attitude towards blood type.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:37:08 2013 No.10692939 >>10692932 Yeah that was my intent but his answer was pretty interesting so I left it

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:38:38 2013 No.10692941

Okay, I am fucking sick and fucking tired of these fucking threads about rape! RAPE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY! Joke about anything else you want, /jp/...

Joke about cp, joke about loli, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT RAPE! Rape DESTROYS a woman, it STRIPS HER OF HER HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. RAPE IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, /jp/, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING VIOLATED!

And no, I am not some lesbian dyke cunt, I am a woman, I was raped. My virginity was taken from me, I can never give it to a man I love. I was raped again and again and again and again and again by a random stranger when I was 15, I wanted to fucking kill my fucking self. IS THAT FUCKING FUNNY? FUCK NO YOU FUCKHOLES!

Go back to making wut touhou u fuq threads, /jp/, you fucking aardvarks

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:40:38 2013 No.10692949 >>10692941 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z86oaQ4aLcM

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:43:53 2013 No.10692955 >>10692941 why do people still think copypasta is funny

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:47:53 2013 No.10692968 >>10692949 >getting so drunk you pass out >not expecting to get raped LEL

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:51:23 2013 No.10692977 >>10692968 The men should learn that their penis does not belong in certain places. She did nothing wrong and I'm tired of hearing victim blaming directed towards rape victims.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:55:24 2013 No.10692985 Is this thread even legal?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:07:08 2013 No.10693020 >>10692747 Because this is an AMERICAN image board, you fat piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:08:54 2013 No.10693024 >>10693020 >Fat If he's not American how is he fat?

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:10:53 2013 No.10693028

>>10692949
Why do YouTubers talk in a sine wave?

▂ we have people who
▄ think that rape
▆ IS SOMEHOW FUNNY AND THAT IT'S
█ OKAY TO MAKE FUN OF RAPE VICTIMS
▆ YET IF IT HAPPENED TO THEM
▄ they probably wouldn't find it
▂ all that funny
▄ but then
▆ WHEN IT DOES HAPPEN
█ IT'S SUDDENLY NOT OKAY
▆ BECAUSE ...

Up and down, up and down. Usually with some sort of jump cut at each trough and crest.

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:15:23 2013 No.10693046

>>10692977
Two years ago my house was burgled. If the burglar had simply smashed down my door and stolen everything, I'd blame him entirely. However, he just walked in and took some stuff because I forgot to lock my door that night. So I also blame myself, because it was my fault too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:20:10 2013 No.10693046,1 WWTD?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:23:58 2013 No.10693046,2 >>10693046,1 It turned into a discussion the janitor doesn't like, and there's no possible way to delete individual posts instead of a whole thread. That feature is reserved for when people make homophobic comments in Touhou threads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:25:59 2013 No.10693046,3 When you have a population of 300,000,000 you have a much larger pool of comedic talent. Even with our vastly larger population we still only churn out maybe 20 good comedians every generation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:45:12 2013 No.10693046,4 Yoona and Jessica are pretty the rest of them look like typical Korean sluts

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:51:05 2013 No.10693046,5 Why are you giving your threads subjects? You do know it's incredibly easy to find and delete them, right? Filthy shitposting subhuman.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:11:23 2013 No.10693046,6 Have you guys congratulated SNSD on becoming the first asian idol group to reach 100 million views on Youtube yet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ

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