Help me /jp/. I think I'm in a waifu crisis. My waifu is Miku, and I've been faithful to her for a long time, but lately, I've been really, really liking Satori... What do I do... Please, someone help me! How do I resolve this internal struggle?

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Anonymous Mon Apr 1 08:49:55 2013 No.10691740 [Reply] [Original]

Help me /jp/. I think I'm in a waifu crisis. My waifu is Miku, and I've been faithful to her for a long time, but lately, I've been really, really liking Satori...

What do I do... Please, someone help me! How do I resolve this internal struggle?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 08:50:39 2013 No.10691742 >>>/a/

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 08:51:09 2013 No.10691744 >>10691742 You really think /a/ would help me with a 2hu x vocaloid problem?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 08:54:54 2013 No.10691750 Why love seems so silly when it's being observed as an outsider? For example. This guy seems like a total idiot to me right now. But he is being serious. Love induces just idiotic behavior.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 08:56:54 2013 No.10691754 Satori knows your unfaithfulness whether you tell her or not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 09:04:54 2013 No.10691769 >>10691754 I know that...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 09:05:24 2013 No.10691772 >>10691740 Don't let it bother you, let it sort out itself. One day, you'll once again realize there's only one for you. Which one will it be? No-one can tell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 09:05:54 2013 No.10691775 combine them

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 09:12:40 2013 No.10691793 >>10691775 Cyborg Satori... Sounds interesting I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 09:18:10 2013 No.10691804 File: 701 KB, 708x1000, 005ec5f19a0c9b80f93af0c255648563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give in. It's not gonna make a difference.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 09:19:54 2013 No.10691810 File: 215 KB, 800x800, 34222720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to hump Satori's face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 09:20:24 2013 No.10691813 >>10691804 So you think I should go with Satori? Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 09:21:39 2013 No.10691816 File: 937 KB, 1002x1287, sub.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's only natural you'd fall in love with such a lovely girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 09:21:54 2013 No.10691820 File: 284 KB, 646x910, Satori991.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10691813 Because Satori is lovely as hell and Miku has thousands of husbands anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 09:21:54 2013 No.10691821 If you're trolling try harder if not kill yourself tard >"Not having 2 waifus at the same time'

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 09:25:24 2013 No.10691829 File: 545 KB, 849x1200, 33724227_p11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10691816 That sandwich is way too big for her. That's childish, being so greedy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 09:29:39 2013 No.10691840 File: 959 KB, 842x850, corndog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10691829 If you didn't notice the hands someone is trying to help feed her. Maybe she's sick and can't gather enough energy to eat it on her own.

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 09:40:25 2013 No.10691870

>>10691750
It's an irrational emotion, and most people, even the most logical rationalists, can fall victim to it.

I'm glad I haven't had any silly love trouble with my wafu in the last decade, although I have noticed that I subsconsciously prefer characters who look like her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 09:41:24 2013 No.10691873 File: 164 KB, 800x1131, 31628735.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10691840 Now that you mention it, she does look sick. I stand corrected. Poor girl. It's a good thing she has someone to help her in a time of need.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 09:42:39 2013 No.10691876 >>10691740 >>/adv/

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 09:46:25 2013 No.10691882 File: 692 KB, 814x750, cottagecheese.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10691873 Even if she's a Youkai she's still frail and needs help eating.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 09:50:09 2013 No.10691886 Vocaloid is shit, and Satori is mine so go find another "waifu".

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 09:50:10 2013 No.10691887 File: 326 KB, 850x850, 27460547_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10691882 Like I said, it's a great thing she has people willing to help her in her weakest times. So heartwarming. I want to be as loved as Satori.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 10:04:09 2013 No.10691912 File: 160 KB, 734x587, 20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10691887 She also tends to fall over a lot, lucky there are people there to help her up!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 10:06:55 2013 No.10691919 File: 1.42 MB, 1710x2821, 32062089.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10691912 He even smiles as he picks her up! What a good guy. On a different note, Satori just wet herself. Do you help her? How? What do you say to comfort her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 10:07:55 2013 No.10691923 File: 463 KB, 1024x2381, 34697463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's it like to etc?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 10:08:40 2013 No.10691925 File: 627 KB, 1000x940, 34476519.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10691923 What's it like to what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 10:14:24 2013 No.10691943 >>10691919 I help clean it up with the shirt off my back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 10:14:54 2013 No.10691945 >>10691740 Why don't you have both? Hell, make a harem while you're at it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 10:20:54 2013 No.10691967 >>10691740 Drop that disgusting Miku, Miss Satori is much better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 10:23:40 2013 No.10691971 File: 249 KB, 1280x908, 65bedfe919ce310b8485f2481aeecec2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10691967 >Miss Satori If you can't call her with just her name, how can you say you love her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 10:26:09 2013 No.10691981 File: 1.40 MB, 2741x2150, 000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Devote your life to Satori

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 10:28:09 2013 No.10691986 File: 112 KB, 566x800, 10613401_p6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you prefer your Satori? Plain, hilly or mountaineous?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 10:46:39 2013 No.10692028 Miku = soulless android that only sings Satori = evil bitch that reads your thoughts and tortures you with them Tough choice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 10:51:54 2013 No.10692037 File: 649 KB, 1000x1054, heart-on-head retarded.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10692028 How can Satori torture you with your thoughts if they're your thoughts and are torturing you already?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 10:52:39 2013 No.10692041 >>10691986 on my cock

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 10:58:54 2013 No.10692058 [DELETED]

>>10691986
On her knees with my dick so far down her throat she is choking on it while snot and various throat mucus drools out of her nostrills and tears stream down from her eyes as her both hands are going crazy between her crotch and her womanly juices drip onto the puddle on the floor already formed there as her vaginal convulsions make the loudest lewd slimy sounds imaginable

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 10:59:54 2013 No.10692063

OMG! Like w-wow! Sugoi! You can't cheat on you're waifu, Anon! Waifu love is sacred~! ^__^
Doushio!
Please remain faithful to Miku-chan, ``onegai''!

(The above post is tongue-in-cheek, and that makes it okay. The janitor is also leaving this off-topic blog/roleplaying thread ironically.)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 11:09:24 2013 No.10692094 File: 239 KB, 715x1000, 29106589_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10692058 Well now I've pitched a tent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 11:11:39 2013 No.10692102 >>10692094 I want to fertilize Satori.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 11:12:25 2013 No.10692106 File: 846 KB, 1350x1800, 28816335.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10692102 You won't do that with your dick in her mouth, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 11:14:39 2013 No.10692115 >>10692106 My dick is a burger?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 11:15:24 2013 No.10692118 File: 107 KB, 700x780, 29053706_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10692115 Well if you're american then it might just be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 11:16:39 2013 No.10692120 File: 118 KB, 600x600, 674a7e2bbf66b834ad2fad14a329942a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10692118 What is she doing with her pants off?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 11:18:25 2013 No.10692125 >>10692120 I'll tell you when you get older.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 11:21:54 2013 No.10692130 File: 273 KB, 1036x845, 27405470.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10692058 >mfw

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 11:22:54 2013 No.10692132 File: 202 KB, 600x600, 891fdf75adcf0960e7be84b531daad6a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10692130 What's going on!?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 11:24:09 2013 No.10692136 File: 452 KB, 600x847, 28009450.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10692132 Please refer to >>10692058

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 11:25:39 2013 No.10692139 >>10692132 Someone tied her up and sprayed mayonnaise on her face as an april fools joke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 11:26:25 2013 No.10692142 File: 27 KB, 800x473, i6nEm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10692136 W-why do I want to suck on their toes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 11:26:40 2013 No.10692144 File: 503 KB, 600x660, Satori941.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] get off my touhou you fucken prick

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 11:28:10 2013 No.10692148 File: 155 KB, 489x850, 31777886.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10692144 She'll have to get off my prick first.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 11:28:24 2013 No.10692150 >>10692132 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh7lp9umG2I

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 11:31:09 2013 No.10692157 >>10691971 >implying Satory is my waifu I like her, thats why i show respect to her. My waifu is Renamon

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 11:31:54 2013 No.10692158 >>10692157 Satori*

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 11:32:09 2013 No.10692160 File: 1.92 MB, 1200x1200, Satori113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10692148 ill fuckign akill you oyu fuc king bitch ILL KIL LU YOU JUST FUCKING STAY STILL MOTHERFUCKER I FIND YOU

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 11:33:10 2013 No.10692165 >>10692130 >Satoris face when

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 11:33:40 2013 No.10692163 File: 118 KB, 1000x1300, 28143572.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10692160 I'm rather still. It's her who can't stop moving.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 11:35:10 2013 No.10692168 Miku is a software mascot, it's like saying a Tony the Tiger is your true love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 11:39:09 2013 No.10692181 >>10692168 If only kinectimals control was here..

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 11:39:24 2013 No.10692182 >>10692148 2lewd

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 11:44:09 2013 No.10692194 File: 813 KB, 1500x1500, 3d9ab348b4a5a0d166d7002e1ad2ea3c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Satori looking like she's a 5 year old is the hottest thing ever!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 11:44:10 2013 No.10692197 File: 855 KB, 1350x1650, 187c23f3f7044723d4f67129e54a8341.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10692194

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 11:44:24 2013 No.10692195 File: 97 KB, 800x1132, 32445854.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >How do I resolve this internal struggle? Love both. Never stop loving either. This is the only way to roll.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 12:04:54 2013 No.10692256 File: 1.19 MB, 1280x1920, 32170241_big_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10692194 You want to fuck 5 year olds dude?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 12:06:10 2013 No.10692259 File: 117 KB, 1060x1060, stri.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10691816 If satori likes oniions on her sub, then there is no way my D is getting close to her. Worse enuff that my cock smells like the black death

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 12:06:40 2013 No.10692257 File: 138 KB, 592x592, 118457eaffd83a4be405b7bcf9d706d3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10692256 Are you saying you don't?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 12:06:40 2013 No.10692258 File: 78 KB, 416x370, thats right.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10692256

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 12:11:24 2013 No.10692267 File: 400 KB, 546x700, 1351219932658.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's bully Satorin!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 12:12:09 2013 No.10692271 File: 1.30 MB, 1500x1500, 24693088.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10692267 Let's abuse Satorin!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 12:12:54 2013 No.10692269 File: 258 KB, 1024x1440, 10503651.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 12:13:39 2013 No.10692274 >>10692267 The sad thing is, she know when you will hit her. That is why she can only be the sadistic one

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 12:13:39 2013 No.10692275 >>10692269 If you keep posting images like that I won't be able to take responsibility for my actions on Satorikind...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 12:17:10 2013 No.10692285 File: 466 KB, 800x800, 7e231c0cbfbb89768d085c9fe8813bfa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10692197 She'd be like a really tight onahole, wouldn't she?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 12:18:24 2013 No.10692288 Age to show janitor fail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 12:19:25 2013 No.10692291 File: 273 KB, 600x720, 15929881.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shall I post Satori erotica?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 12:29:24 2013 No.10692317 File: 133 KB, 800x1131, 9bfe9dfcbb3759ecc590f5131f153359.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10692291 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 12:34:09 2013 No.10692333 >>10692288 Please explain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 12:35:24 2013 No.10692334 File: 1.97 MB, 1600x1706, 1ab0164c0395e4375bc82c31319fe258.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10692317 It's on an external site. Is that ok?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 12:39:10 2013 No.10692348 File: 252 KB, 480x480, 1342751231531.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I keep a harem. The important thing is to be honest, I tell my harem members they're joining one so they don't think its something exclusive between us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 12:43:54 2013 No.10692361 >>10692333 He wants janitor to show up and delete his post. But he probably doesn't really care who gives him attention as long as someone does, so he's already happy after you did.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Mon Apr 1 13:01:54 2013 No.10692434 File: 286 KB, 1366x768, Wah!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Satori-chwan!, I want to love you even against your will!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 13:46:39 2013 No.10692602 File: 310 KB, 800x600, 34656436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Satori erotica Why would you do that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 14:19:39 2013 No.10692729 File: 124 KB, 688x1000, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10692602 Satori was meant to be loved

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 14:29:09 2013 No.10692759 File: 548 KB, 900x1200, 25577230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10692729 Satori is a monster.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 14:31:40 2013 No.10692771 File: 756 KB, 951x1206, 22448223.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10692729 >Satori was meant to be loved Yes. Roughly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 14:54:04 2013 No.10692833 >>10692771 Too rough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:21:36 2013 No.10693065 >>10691740 >My waifu is Miku kill ureself fag maybe you'll find her in the afterlife

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:24:23 2013 No.10693070 bump

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:28:39 2013 No.10693086 Don't mind me, just posting a link in this wonderful thread: https://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search2&search_op=op&search_del=yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:31:08 2013 No.10693094 File: 80 KB, 600x740, 0c57ba02c4d430b2667925962c53433e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10693086 Posting a better link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juoqfl855_A

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:37:23 2013 No.10693108 >>10691740 Why the fuck would you even think about choosing that disgusting green haired vocaloid whore when you have the beautiful and pure satori.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:08:25 2013 No.10693189 >>10691919 I love that artist... >>10692028 >soulless android that only sings But I like androids... A lot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 01:32:13 2013 No.10699049 File: 392 KB, 800x800, sample_satori.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 01:34:13 2013 No.10699055 File: 468 KB, 888x898, satori_l4f4th3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 01:40:13 2013 No.10699065 File: 533 KB, 800x900, c9939c1f7f39bea349d3e825297ba649.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 01:44:13 2013 No.10699070 File: 363 KB, 1000x700, 0a575d5b28c5cc333d7a6bd872c4c3b9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 01:45:13 2013 No.10699075 How can people have a waifu like Miku? She isn't even a character. She doesn't have a personality even, or a story or anything. She is just a visual representation to go with a synthetic voice.

Anonymous Wed Apr 3 01:47:13 2013 No.10699078
File: 209 KB, 514x386, knh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I don't have a full-on waifu but there's a few girls over the years who have come close.

Mainly I like girls who get really obsessive towards someone to the point their their life pretty much revolves around them, and who are also sort of yamato nadeshiko types. Suggestions?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 01:50:44 2013 No.10699086 >>10692063 I already told you. It's not roleplaying unless you're actually getting into a specific role. Pretending I'm eating a hamburger right now is not roleplaying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 01:53:43 2013 No.10699104 >>10692771 Tenderized satori

Anonymous Wed Apr 3 02:03:47 2013 No.10699104,1 [INTERNAL]

>>10699055
>>10699049
samplysimply satori
satori
l4f4th3 thx 4 laff

the best part of abusing a shit janitor is personally telling him how much of a loser piece of shit he is ;')

after owning AoC for months when i read his suicide blog post i almost cam

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