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10690967 No.10690967[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Can we have a japanese style joke / humor thread?

A Japanese, an Italian, and an American climb a great mountain. At the summit, the Japanese guy says that it is tradition to throw an offering off the mountain as a sign of respect for nature.
He throws some rice.
The Italian throws some pasta.
The American throws the Japanese guy off.

>> No.10690972

I laughed out loud.

>> No.10690976

>>10690972
not your blog, faggot

>> No.10690980

>>10690976

I laughed pretty hard at this comment.

>> No.10690993

Oh HOHO
Rest in piece Japaanese man heh heh heh

>> No.10691002

>>10690993
>>10690993
>piece
its fummy bc it is supposed to be peaxe
fug epic man :-D

so much jokes in here :-)

>> No.10691010

LOL I JUST LITERALLY

PEED
MY
PANTS

JUST A LITTE THOUGH

I MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY CHAIR R NYTHING LOL BUT FOR REAL EPIC LULZ *HIGH FIVES* XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.10691022

>mfw when this thread
XD

>> No.10691025

>>10691010

Man this shit. I haven't seen any old copy-pasta in a really long time. I still have a .txt file filled with it.

>> No.10691026

>>10690967
What? No, it's three guys in an airplane that's going down and they say "we need to lighten the load, throw whatever your country has most of".

>> No.10691027

>>10691025
yo epic truNEET oldfags report in

>> No.10691037

>>10691025
>ishgydgt

(You prob dont know what iM talking about right now)

>> No.10691054

>throw away nature's bounty
>respect for nature

>> No.10691058
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10691058

I-i-I don't get it jaypee!

>> No.10691100

knock knock
whos there?
its me
mom?
yes
what do you want?
what are you doing?
Im speaking to my friends
Have fun

:)

>> No.10691116

>>10690967
What about the German guy?

>> No.10691117

>>10691054
I hope I'm not being annoying, but can you please cite the source for that quote? Thank you.

>> No.10691120

What's the joke? Where is the punchline?

Is this supposed to be like the three guys on a plane throwing out what they have too much of joke? We don't have that huge of a Japanese population in the US.
Did he just throw him off just 'cause?

>> No.10691123 [DELETED] 
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10691123

A Jap guy is walking the streets.
Then this black guy jumps out and stabs him.
The nigger loots the corpse and then buys himself alot of hard drugs, which he does all at once.

DAS IT MANE

>> No.10691125

Have you guys heard about the new Japanese vegetarian movement?

I hear they're calling themselves "Tomato-Damashii!"

>> No.10691129

>>10691116
He throws soem nazi.

>> No.10691135 [DELETED] 

Gooks probably have the worst sense of humor. I've yet to be exposed to a culture that is as childish and lacking as much subtlety. Two weren't enough.

>> No.10691138

>>10691120
I'm pretty sure I've never seen a live Japanese in person

>> No.10691155

>>10691135
BAZINGA!! xDDD

>> No.10691157

The american throws RAPID MODERNIZATION

>> No.10691160

>>10691155
Congratulations. You are the shitpost master!

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10691165

>>10690967

>> No.10691194

なんでやねん！

>> No.10691196

>>10691160
He totally owned you. Stop crying.

>> No.10691647

>>10691120
The joke is that OP is shitposting.

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