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Happy Easter /jp/!

>> No.10686808

>>10686804
I'd Easter her if you catch my drift.

>> No.10686822

>>10686808
I'm sorry, but I don't understand.

>> No.10686825

>>10686808
You are beyond pathetic, you know that right? Wake up real early today and the first thing you do is shitpost on /jp/. I bet you haven't even got breakfast yet.

Fucking pathetic. What do you gain off of this? You could watch a movie or catch up with something else but instead you shitpost on another mans website just to be cleaned up after moments later.

6:53am in the god damn morning how fucking pathetic are you?

>> No.10686830

>>10686825
It's not 7am.

>> No.10686831

>>10686825
look at this east coast fag getting stupid butthurt

what a fucking bich

>> No.10686844

>>10686825
This is my new favorite kopipe.

>> No.10686868
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>>10686804

Thank you, that made me smile and made me think for just a moment, that someone cares.

I hope you have a happy Easter too.

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>> No.10686932
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Easter thread?

>> No.10686949

What is Easter? I would appreciate someone explain to me how it is.

>> No.10686968

>>10686949
The Star of EA.

>> No.10686978

>>10686932
>>10686935
omfg I WANT THOSE! Gimme! Gimme gimme gimme! I don't care how weird it is to want cupcakes so much, JUST GIMME THOSE THINGS!

>that feel when the cupcake's kinda too cute to eat...

>> No.10686982

>>10686949
It's like the pleasure of being cummed inside.

>> No.10686999

Happy Easter!
This Easter, I ejaculated over the leaves of a plant. Now I'm going to carefully observe the effects of semen on plants.

>> No.10687004

>>10686999

You won't get a cute alarune, if that's what you're wishing for.

>> No.10687006

>>10687003
So why the chocolate eggs?

>> No.10687003

>>10686949
Jesus died on Friday after being on the cross for whatever days after the Jews put him up.
Then the apostles (followers) took Jesus to a cave to bury him.
Then they went back to town and on Sunday the women went to the back to the cave to do something and discovered the rock that sealed the cave was moved and Jesus' body was gone.
The women went back to the apostles and they went back to the cave to confirm.
On the way back to town the apostles saw Jesus rising back into heaven.

>> No.10687009

Laying eggs with Okuu!

>> No.10687013

>>10687006
Probably the same as why the Jews at Coca Cola invented the depiction of Santa.

>> No.10687016

Why is my country's Christmas two weeks later than everyone else's and Easter is a month later? I'm not a religious person, but every time someone congratulates people with them I feel that this little token of caring and warmth was not meant to me.

>> No.10687019

>>10687006

Christianity has a habit of ripping off 'pagan' beliefs and customs to make transitioning to their faith a little more palatable. The eggs were part of those pagan customs, though their use was different back then.

>> No.10687033

>>10687004
S-shut up!

Day 1: Around 18 hours have passed. The semen has lost all coloration; the affected leaves present a transparent, varnish like appaerance.
Strangely enough, the stains are still wet and sticky to the touch. They seem to be unable to fully dry. (Note: Could enviromental conditions be the cause for this? Humidity is 100% today. Or is it something else?)
Observed leaves aren't showing any kind of reaction for now.

>> No.10687069

I miss coloring eggs

>> No.10687256

Any more cute pictures dude?

>> No.10687289
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>> No.10687328 [DELETED] 

My dad says I'm not getting any Easter eggs because I'm a grown-up. I can't tell if he's being tongue-in-cheek or not. So far I've been responding with light-hearted remarks like "Well, you're never too old for free chocolate!" but I think he might be serious.

I hope he isn't serious ;_;

>> No.10687342

>>10687328
My dad said that with Christmas gifts.
I didn't get any Christmas gifts. I cried.

>> No.10687398

>>10687328
>>10687342
I would make sure to get you gifts every holiday if you were with me. However, you must devote yourself to me entirely.

>> No.10687418

Happy Easter /jp/

>>10687289

DV6000

The DV6000 is one of the worst laptops in history.

How do you deal with it, and more importantly how is the laptop still running. The GPU is defective in most of them so it should have crapped out by now.

>> No.10687426

We don't celebrate Easter here, neither do Japan.
I hope you are depressed because you ahve one less thing in common with the master race.

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>>10687426

But we get to eat cute food on easter...

>> No.10687448

>>10686804
I ate too much chocolate and now I feel sick. ;_;

>> No.10687451

My momma made a icebox cake. It is very good.

>> No.10687453

>>10687448

Can I rub your stomach and make you feel better?~

>> No.10687455

Fuck, the first thing I did today was masturbate. I'm going to hell.

>> No.10687457

>>10687436
>cute
cute culture is shit

>> No.10687566

>>10687455
Jesus wasn't the only thing that rose today.

>> No.10687576

>>10687455
Oh, shit. I guess I'm right behind you.

>> No.10687592
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>>10687576

/jp/ meetup

>> No.10687611

I just got a chocolate egg but I dont know who it was from

>> No.10687617

>>10687611
Oh it was a rabbit

>> No.10687618

>>10687611
Be careful it could be poison.

Why do people accept gifted food and drink through the mail? I'd totally put rat poison (at least semen) in that shit.

>> No.10687622

>>10687618
If you want to poison people all you have to do is visit a buffet. Most people don't do it because they're not psychopaths.

>> No.10687632

>>10686825
Oh man.

Please leave.

>> No.10687644

>>10687618
my throat and stomach burn
maybe you were right

>> No.10687682

Someone needs to decorate that egg with
___________
☢CAUTION☢
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯

>>10687328
I'm 23 and I got a lot of eggs. Even my cute little cousin gave me a few too.

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>>10687455
Jeez, don't you have any restraint?

>> No.10687754

>>10687741
It wasn't my fault honest. I was watching a whole bunch of porn the night before but I feel asleep. god forgive me plz... plz god.

>> No.10689243

Lots of food

>> No.10689279

Nothing made this day different from any other

And my mother and grandmother call themselves Christian..

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