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10686643 No.10686643 [Reply] [Original]

Repent your sins and it shall be forgiven, /jp/!

We'll always listen.

>> No.10686649

I sucked at danmaku

>> No.10686654
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10686654

i've never sinned in my life. praise be to the goddess, kyouko.

>> No.10686655

I only come to /jp/ for masturbation and onahole threads.

>> No.10686667

I can only 1cc-ed Touhou games on Easy mode

>> No.10686672

I fucked you're mom OP.

And it wasn't even that good.

>> No.10686675

I put myself into positions where I'm around lolis so I can post about the experience later on /jp/. This mostly includes going to family get togethers and the grocery store.

>> No.10686678
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10686678

I've been playing an mmo for months now and haven't been on /jp/ since December.

What's days it mane?

>> No.10686684

I watched anime this one time.

>> No.10686687

>>10686675
Go ahead then.

>> No.10686694

>>10686684
and then?

>> No.10686705
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10686705

>> No.10686747

I've been wanting to find a job but couldn't even gather enough motivation to search for one.

>> No.10686765

There's this nun I'm having lewd thoughts about...

>> No.10686767

>>10686747
It's a bigger sin if you get one and still be here, anon.

>> No.10686772

>>10686767
Well video games and figurines are not going to buy themselves.

>> No.10686782
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10686782

I visit /vg/ when I can't discuss my favorite games on /jp/.

>> No.10686790

>>10686782
We all do man.

>> No.10686791
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10686791

i miss fukune

>> No.10686796

I visited /a/

And i regret it until now.

>> No.10686803

Technically I'm not a NEET since I'm signed up in a university even though I haven't shown up in 2 years.

>> No.10686812

>>10686803
Techically, living is a perpetual training, so we all aren't NEETs

>> No.10686814

I work every summer and autumn selling clothes because i need the money.

>> No.10686849

I used to eat meat. I also killed many ants for no reason when I was a kid.

>> No.10686854

Mama, I killed a man

>> No.10686872

>>10686854
Put a gun against his head

>> No.10686875

I stalk my boyfriend

>> No.10686878

>>10686872
Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law

>> No.10686880

I work at the mail sorting floor. I ride there and back on an old bicycle. I do what I'm told and never talk to anybody.

>> No.10686885

>>10686878
and a real human being

>> No.10686899

>>10686880
Is the pay good?

>> No.10686901

I'm a sack of shit that does nothing but play video games and browse 4chan all day. My privileges are lacking when compared to others but still ahead of 3rd worlders thanks to some dumb luck and generations of climbing the social ladder.

I also do social engineering to get free shit.

>> No.10686972

I forgot to do my reps yesterday and now I have to pay the price.

>> No.10686980

My confession, is FUCK YOU

>> No.10686991

I'm not otaku, but I keep coming back here for some reason. The only threads I post in are offtopic ones. I was very much bothered by this and left /jp/ only to return six months later.

>> No.10687044

>>10686899
Yes, because I have to lift heavy loads and work the midnight to sunrise shifts. Very good pay for my area considering it's totally unskilled work.

>> No.10687660

>>10686643
I fap to this pic

>> No.10687668
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10687668

I am still not man enough to tell my parents that I am not interested in about girls and I don't care about forming a family.

>> No.10687679

I have sex on a daily basis

>> No.10687691

I have a job and make 75k a year but pretend to be NEET.

>> No.10687703

I'm a police officer. A lolicon police officer.

>> No.10687708

>>10687691
ravioli ravioli you are retardioli

>> No.10687716

I dislike Touhou. I also haven't touched a VN in 3 years.

>> No.10687762

>>10687691
Like all of us. Being neet is just a joke.

>> No.10687774

I don't know Japanese.

>> No.10687776

Is this a trap to purge /jp/?

>> No.10687778

I'm a truneet on autismbux and I feel bullied by all the fake neets in /jp/.

>> No.10687787

>>10687691
Please if you have a method I could bastardize to get loads of money please tell me because at the rate I'm living soon I'll need to whore this beautiful body just to afford food, please be serious, I hope this is not some bullshit like "get a degree."

>> No.10687800

I pretend not to be a worthless secondary but I've never seen any of Touhou Project's good endings.

>> No.10687811

>>10687778
Go suck an egg, nerd. We don't want your kind here.

>> No.10687821

>>10687811
This

>> No.10687834

ＦＡＫＥ  ＮＥＥＴ  ＲＥＶＯＬＵＴＩＯＮ 
ＴＲＵＮＥＥＴ  ＧＯ  ＨＯＭＥ

>> No.10687837 [DELETED] 

>>10687691
A lot of people do this on /jp/, me included. I don't know why so few people have clued into this.

>> No.10687876

>>10687837
I feel like I'm the only actual NEET on /jp/ sometimes. I hate you guys and your ability to socialize without stuttering or saying, "Um" and "Uh" every five seconds.

>> No.10687880

>>10687876
Oh. You're actually not alone on this. I can't formulate a coherent sentence without messing up the words or stuttering. I feel you ;_;

>> No.10687882

>>10687679
Same.

>> No.10687894

I'm racist when browsing the internet.

>> No.10687913

I'm not white.

>> No.10687926

I actually am a girl and I pretend to be male in my posts.

>> No.10687933

I often browse boards that are not /jp/.

>> No.10687940
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10687940

I watch Arashi's variety shows, and I like it.

>> No.10687969 [DELETED] 

I can't play VNs because they bore me to tears

I'm not very good at touhou

I started an anti-Finn crusade on 4chan due to personal reasons

>> No.10687970

>>10687940
Club Izayoi!

>> No.10687971

I can't play VNs because they bore me to tears

I'm not very good at touhou

I post a lot of pictures of milk

I started an anti-Finn crusade on 4chan due to personal reasons

I am Cameron

>> No.10687976 [DELETED] 

Hey you ~
This song ~
Is poP ~
Kameari poP ~

>> No.10687982

I have never played a single 2hu game although I listen to touhou music every day

I only come to /jp/ for the shitpost, comiket and umineko threads

I'm not a NEET, and probably never will be because my parents can't afford it.

>> No.10687984

>>10687691
Being a fakeNEET is bad enough but being a well-off fakeNEET is disgusting

>> No.10687994

I've never played a Touhou game because I can't be fucked with English patches or whatever.

>> No.10688036

>>10687708
lel nice one dude

>> No.10688041

>>10687703
Do you like arresting people for being roricons?

>> No.10688044

>>10687994
Are you serious?

>> No.10688084

I'm pregnant

>> No.10688085

>>10688084

congratulations :3

>> No.10688086

>>10688084
Congratulations.
Please name your child after a touhou.

>> No.10688090

I want to be a tripfag, but I'm too shy

>> No.10688092

>>10688084
Is it true that pregnancy does weird things to the hormones and they get really horny?

Because I have a little kink for pregnancy...

>> No.10688094

>>10688084

I'm only lying...I just wanted quick replies.

>> No.10688098

>>10688090
Being an established tripfag is great. It makes you feel like you matter and is proof that you ever existed at all. Surprisingly you also make good friends over time.

I'm scared of tripping on /jp/ because I don't feel sufficiently gimmicky or annoying enough so I would get overshadowed and people would yell at me for tripping at all and the moderation around here as a way of singling in on anyone using a tripcode.

>> No.10688103

I don't like touhou
I talk to people regularly( Only over voice chat)

>> No.10688132

I hate this thread. I hate the janitor. I hate this board. I hate the guy above me.I hate >>10687971 so much. I hate papa johns. I hate the janitor. I hate captcha.

>> No.10688140
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>>10688132
finn detected

>> No.10688153

I want milk spammers to die

>> No.10688160

>>10688140

Do they have papa johns in finland?

>> No.10688167

I fapped to flan today

>> No.10688178 [DELETED] 
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10688178

I made a retarded kid eat dog shit once.

I told him it was chocolate

>> No.10688188

>>10688178

You're going to hell for that. Enjoyee the eternal fire.

>> No.10688198

I kind of want to go to a con, just once so I can say I did

>> No.10688209

I ate dog shit once. It was delicious

>> No.10688213

I don't like bullet hells. I just used the wiki to learn the canon for touhou.

>> No.10688261

I'm not good at anything.

>> No.10688286

I dream of meeting a cute /jp/sie and marrying them.

>> No.10688297

>>10688286
>them
How many /jp/sies do you want to marry? Are you going to get a harem?

>> No.10688293
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10688293

I'm into touhou for 3~4 years

And I still mix up Yukari and Yuyuko names

I feel myself so shamed for that...

>> No.10688337

>>10688297
I wanted to be gender neutral and decided to be lazy and incorrectly use "them" instead of him/her.

But I wouldn't mind a harem of cute /jp/sies.

>> No.10688352

>>10688337

That's wrong anon. You won't be able to love each /jp/sie the way they deserve to be loved.

>> No.10688450

I want to be reborn as a cute girl and getting raped by countless men.
I just want to experience the pleasure of being cummed inside ;_;

>> No.10688472

I'm probably not going to finish university and start doing what the Man wants. Instead, I'll keep being a mommy's boy and writing open source for the rest of my life. If it will piss off greedy Luddites who'll do any kind of sloppy work just to get their CVs filled, it will.

The local corporate IT is in an absolutely disgusting state and there's not much the tech guys can do about it. The universities pump out enough egoistic failures, "good guys and team players", to drive the Indian slaves who do the actual work. It's the name of the game; it's just so much cheaper over there.

I've personally witnessed how an employee of an international consultant company repeatedly used a racial slur to describe an outsourced contractor while talking to a group of non-employees.

>> No.10691607

I wish I was born a girl. I have knowledge about a lonely /jp/sie from my country and I wish I was female so I could be his girlfriend.

>> No.10692321

I don't have a waifu.

>> No.10692479

>>10692321
Get one right now or get the FUCK out of jp.

>> No.10692486

>>10692479
Who's yours?

>> No.10692495

I visit /a/

>> No.10692533

I want to go to an anime convention and meet a cute cosplayer girl.

>> No.10692540

You dumbfucks, get out of /jp/.

>> No.10692554

I still get lonely sometimes even though I pretend to be past that.

>> No.10692560

>>10692486
You are my waifu.

>> No.10692569

>>10686872

Pull the trigger now he's dead

>> No.10692567

I have several anime girlfriends

>> No.10692574

I'm not a truNEET, I have a job and training and a college degree


>>10692533
That makes two of us

>> No.10692652

>>10687660
Dat armpit

>> No.10693123

I've 1cc'd all Touhou games, except the second (SoEW), only on NORMAL and not on LUNATIC.
Can't beat EXTRA bosses from LLS, MS, EoSD, IN, SA, UFO, GFW (almost did though..), and TD.

I suck...

>> No.10694019

mods are buttmad

>> No.10695921

I support the janitor

>> No.10695934

I am youkai sympathizer. Fuck oppressive humans

>> No.10695962

I call 12.3 UNL even though I know it annoys most of the autists that still play 12.3

>> No.10696240
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10696240

I have not finished any VN or game here. I do not have energy.

I am not able to say names of all Touhou characters at first sight, and I am not completely familiar with all the characters of the Touhou.

Since 2011, I've been looking here. I am mostly so afraid to post.

I think you people are all amazing.

>> No.10696245

>>10686643
I've paid to masturbate to rape.

>> No.10696269
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10696269

I fucking hate catholics and christians in general even more than muslims or scientology. i hope you all go to hell for your beliefs.

>> No.10696273

>>10696245
can you elaborate?

>> No.10696277

>>10696269
>being this edgy

>> No.10696281

>>10696277
I want you to define edgy. Right NA. No googling

>> No.10696287
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>>10696240

I had only finished three VNs, and I can't named any touhou at ease but I saved all touhou pics and learn to memorize them. Now I can name them all at ease !

>> No.10696288

>>10696281
NA? I'm not even from North America

>> No.10696293

>>>/q/525513

I agree with the people ITT saying sage should be a downvote. Feels more proactive to sage shitty threads.

>> No.10696297

I leik benis :DDDDD

>> No.10696310

>>10696297
i think you misspelled like -> liek. It''s a common problem while speedtyping, so don't worry. Also, please define what do you refer as to "benis", I don't think I ever heard that word before, is it english? Ah, and a bit of advice, please don't use emoticons like ":D" here. Sure while they might be useful on text-only communication technologies, this is an imageboard, which means that you should post images instead.

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>>10696310
Thanks for always looking after us, anon.

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>>10696240
Thank you, it's a bit embarrassing..

>> No.10701279

I mentioned 4chan in my highschool yearbook

>> No.10701284

This isn't a sin, but I fucking hate Eiki.

Of course, she'd tell you it is though. Which is a lot of why I hate her.

>> No.10701293

i am supposed to write in my journal and then go to sleep in this second so i can wake up early and go run and do yoga.

so fuck you, jp. stahp holding me back, i hate you all.
i'm not kidding, i will close this tab now, prepare yourselves.

>> No.10701296

I jack off to touhous.

>> No.10701302

I'm a lolicon. I'm also a wannabe siscon, but my sister is pudgy, spotty, bitchy and a bit of a slut (Britfag).

>> No.10701305

I want Kanji Captcha.

>> No.10701320

I once made an off-topic thread, I still regret it.

>> No.10701323

I once made an off-topic thread, was pretty pissed when it got deleted.

>> No.10701325
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10701325

I'm in love with another man.

>> No.10701327

I like Accela.

>> No.10701555

Whenever I see one of you nerds whining in /q/, I search your ID and look at all the other posts you've made. It's sickening how many of you are complaining about NEET threads one minute then asking for a "/cl/ - Celebrity" board the next, or bitching about "crossboarders" while taking part in some /v/ thread.

>> No.10701570

>>10701555
Complaining about ~crossboarders~ while on /q/ is hilarious enough on its own.

>> No.10701578

I make posts occasionally that relate to my fetish. Sometimes one of you will talk about it and maybe even jokingly post a scenario.

Sometimes it gives me the motivation to fap, and sometimes I can even fap to your post itself.

>> No.10701584

>>10701578
What is your fetish, Anon? Don't worry -- I won't judge.

>> No.10701585

>>10701325
Is it me?

>> No.10701590

>>10701584
Only if you get me off dude

>> No.10701591

>>10701585
No, sorry.

>> No.10701604
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10701604

I love heroin and cigarettes. I want to get some fentanyl and oxys, and am currently trying to obtain valium from a doctor.
I work at a special needs center and prefer the company of those with disabilities over those without them. I take care of this little autistic boy and I love him so much, and I wish I could adopt him.

>> No.10701612
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10701612

I'm transgender.

>> No.10701719

>>10696273
I'm not too proud if it. What do you want more information about? It's pretty straightforward.

>> No.10701725

>>10701612
privileges?

>> No.10701726

>>10701612
Just trans back again.

>> No.10701736

>>10701726
fuck off cudder

>> No.10701763
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10701763

I want to read the touhou related books and manga but I can't find them, and I'm to shy to ask in /jp/, be blamed and shit

>> No.10701793

>>10701763
Last I checked, there were download links in the Wiki.

There's also
http://gallery.gensokyo.org/archive/

>> No.10701824

I hate Flan so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

>> No.10701878

I've finished very few full-length/non-doujin VNs.

I suck ass at 2hu.

I'm a fujoshi.

>> No.10701906

I'm not an actual NEET, but I pretend to be one in the NEET generals. I'm actually a 30 year old janitor (ojisan) who works at a local high school. After a long day of hard work (those clogged toilets don't clean themselves!), I like to go play visual novels, learn touhou and browse /jp/. However since there's a huge stigma against non-NEETs, I just try my best to pretend to be one (it's kinda fun). I just wish I could be a NEET but I've passed the point of no return. Life isn't easy and neither is cleaning half the school by yourself, but I manage to get by.

>> No.10701908

I'm 21 and I played children card games all day today online.

>> No.10701914

>>10701906
I think being a school janitor would make you an honorary truNEET

I say that because its probably the worst job I can imagine in the world

>> No.10701917

I'm thinking of dropping out of school to be a truck driver. Pay's good, and I can sit on my ass all day. Seems like a decent NEET job for a guy too lazy to get a 'real' job

>> No.10701930

>>10701906

Do you see problems on the board but you know how to solve them?

>> No.10701944

>>10701917
Don't do it. Its really boring. Trust me, it'd be better to have a job with some kind of interaction.

>> No.10701949

>>10701906
You're doing honest hard work that is under-appreciated. I think I envy you. NEET life is boring and unrewarding.

>> No.10701999
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10701999

I want to sick my cock in the Shrine Maiden's holy pussy.

>> No.10702004

>>10701999
*stick.

>> No.10702007

>>10701999

>sick

What?

>> No.10702008

I don't post here often and mostly browse, but I think /jp/ is one of the best boards on the site.

>> No.10702010

What the fuck IS otaku culture?

>> No.10702021

>>10701999
remember anon. people die if they are killed.

>> No.10702057

>>10701917
Are you by chance a sociopath?

>> No.10702153

>>10701604

>FLCL
>brown

are you me?

>> No.10702161

>>10702008
exactly this

also, i love STGs, i'm really proud of my normal clears, but i don't think i'll ever be actually good at them

>> No.10702187 [DELETED] 

>>10702153
Who the hell are you midoring?

>> No.10702189

>>10702187

what? i was just saying i like both of those things buddy

>> No.10702194

>>10702010
Japan/General.

>> No.10702208 [DELETED] 

>>10702189
Yeah, but why were you midoring those things? Just type properly.

>> No.10702219

>>10702208

>2013
>being this irked

>> No.10702221
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10702221

I want to have many baby rabbits with Reisen.

>> No.10702228 [DELETED] 

>>10702221
Are you good-looking? If not, you shouldn't do that.

>> No.10702252

>>10701944

I work foodservice. I hate interaction.

>> No.10702274
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10702274

I suck at pretty much every game I've ever played. I've been playing touhou almost everyday for the past 3 years and I've never 1cc'd a game on any difficulty.

>> No.10702278

>>10702274
Really? Imperishable Night on easy modo is really, really easy. By making use of the death bombs, I can get through without losing a single life, and I can't 1cc any of the games on normal.

>> No.10702282

>>10702278

Imperishable night is the only one I've cleared on normal (aside from PoFV, which idk if that counts)

>> No.10702306

I wonder whether each /jp/ visitors confess one sin at a time , or a few confessing multiple sins here.

>> No.10702326

I take /jp/ very seriously and live by the code of the truNEET.

I am sure not to work or go to school (easier than you think) or crossboard and I have no friends and have never a gf.

>> No.10702354

>>10702306

Plot twist: Every confession is yours, but you have Alzheimer's so don't remember any of them

>> No.10702397

>>10702326

What is this code of truNEET

I must learn the ways

>> No.10702421

>>10702282
how do you do it?
I cc'd MoF and EoSD but I can't even reach the final stage in IN

>> No.10702436

>>10702421

See, I'm jealous of you, because I can't do that.

I don't know how I did it, I just... did? I guess it was just practice. Make sure you stay in human form as much as possible, since it only takes half an hour if you manage to get enough time points, which essentially amounts to lives vs kaguya.

>> No.10702444

I suck at touhou and I once pretended to be NEET

At the risk of sounding 'edgy' I've slowly started to hate almost everything about all sorts of people.

>> No.10702448

>>10702421

Most importantly though, is to be border hax team (Reimu/Yukari). I tried a whole bunch as Marisa/Alice because Iike Marisa more, but in the end switching to the border team was worth it.

>> No.10702464

I wish I had /jp/ friends to talk with...

>> No.10702506

>>10686643
I just come to /jp/ to shitpost.

>> No.10702509
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10702509

Several days ago I printed out a picture of Reimu and held the photo to my chest as I quietly sobbed and sang along with a James Blunt song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=2IFF9yu5i3k

I'm watching you breathing for the last time...

>> No.10702510

>>10702464
same here
;_;

>> No.10702512

I shit post regularly.

>> No.10702515

>>10702509
Wow, you're a loser.

Thanks for making me feel better about myself.

>> No.10702517

>>10702464
I talked with some /jp/ guys and it was fun

I can't do 1 on 1 conversation stuff

>> No.10702520

>>10702444
What do you hate about successful white people?

>> No.10702521

I write personalized smut (pages of porn) for a guy, basically glorified internet roleplay. I've never been motivated to do anything constructive in my whole life and suck at being consistent, but he's a really sweet and nice person (despite being a sadist that jacks off to things bizzare enough, even /jp/ would blush at).
But I haven't written anything in months, and he sends me emails every two weeks or so, asking if I'm okay or if he did something wrong, and as odd as it seems, there's nothing romantic about the relationship.
But I'm doing a lot of speed tonight and I intend to do good, because he's a really nice and sweet person with the most obscure and weird fetishes who deserves to be happy.
I don't know why I'm writing this, it's the amphetamines

>> No.10702527

>>10702512
There's /s4s/ for all your shitposting needs. I used to shitpost a bit here but then I set up shop over there.

>> No.10702528

>>10702509

Let it never be said that /jp/ posters aren't the most romantic posters on 4chan.

>> No.10702529

I don't want to suck cocks.

>> No.10702535

>>10702252
I work foodservice in a hospital. Interaction is minimal.

>> No.10702536

>>10702527
Shitposting on /jp/ is like raping the pure little maiden instead of the used up neighborhood whore.

>> No.10702544

I'm mexican.

>> No.10702545

>>10702521
That's very beautiful, Anon. Thank you for being a good person.

>> No.10702558

i thought about posting my confession here, but i figured i'll save it for a newer thread instead of one that's 200 posts in and half a week old. i probably won't sin much in the meantime.

i guess this is kind of like a confession, too.

>> No.10702586

I want to die but I don't have the balls to suicide.

I also say I hate people and enjoy peace and quiet, but sometimes I just want someone to talk to.

Despite that, I think depression is stupid. Some people say I have symptoms of depression but I always tell them they are stupid and that I'm enjoying my life. I'm not enjoying my life at all, but I don't think I'm depressed. I don't feel depressed.

>> No.10702591

>>10702586
>depression is stupid
There's a difference between real depression and "my life didn't turn out the way I wanted" depression.

The former is an actual imbalance that can't be helped. The other is people unable or unwilling to change what they don't like about their lives.

>> No.10702593

>>10687834
Joke's on you

I'm already there

>> No.10702605

>>10702591
I don't fully understand depression. A big reason for why I think depression is stupid is because in high school, a friend of mines actually got diagnosed with depression because his girlfriend of 3 months broke up with him.

It's not that I call out everyone diagnosed with depression. I just don't have enough knowledge in that area to fully acknowledge it.

>> No.10702609

>>10702605
Yeah, thats just being sad, not clinical depression.
These days they want to throw pills at everything just to get people to shut up.

>> No.10702617

>>10702609
What would be depression?

I have no motivation, I hate people, I feel lonely, I try to hide everything by not caring. I want to die, I wish I was never born. I told a few people this and they all told me I should go to therapy and that I have symptoms of depression, but I don't know.

I would think clinical depression would be much more severe than that, and that my issues are just me being a pussy shit.

>> No.10702637

>>10702617
I don't fucking know man I'm just a NEET don't be asking for a diagnosis.

Its a pretty despairing feeling I guess, like when you end up laying in bed for a few days not wanting to do anything but sleep and stare at the wall.

>> No.10702647

>>10702637
>laying in bed for a few days not wanting to do anything but sleep and stare at the wall
That sounds like just being lazy.

>>10702617
I think you do need therapy.

>> No.10702656

>>10702637
Wasn't asking for a diagnosis. It just looked like you knew shit about depression and I wanted to know how people actually get diagnosed for that shit. Like, how fucked up they are to actually be depressed.

>> No.10702659

>>10702617
There are different gradients of clinical depression. "Severe depression" often includes hallucinations and a near-total inability to function properly in society. "Mild depression," on the other hand, is often simply being sad.

I have feelings very similar to yours (minus hating other people), and my therapist told me that I probably had "moderate depression." Thinking about killing yourself constantly ("suicidal ideation") isn't a very serious symptom. apparently.

>> No.10702667

>>10702659
I wish I could go to a therapist but I hate whining about my problems because I feel like a bitch nigger.

I end up sugarcoating everything and they tell me thanks for wasting their time.

>> No.10702673

>>10702667
I wouldn't even afford a therapist. Or be willing to pay for a session. I wouldn't sugar coat things but I still would feel like a sissy. I always think my problems aren't worth mentioning and that others have it worse than me.

>> No.10702684

>>10702673
Yeah I had to because it was court ordered by social services so it was free, I never would pay someone to be an in-person /r9k/ thread.

>> No.10702686

>>10702667
I don't have a whole lot of experience with therapy (I only went for a couple of months about a year ago), but I didn't think of it as "whining." I simply answered her questions and talked about my life. I felt very embarrassed saying some things, but it was kind of nice having somebody sympathize with you, even though I knew how pathetic it was.

But it didn't help me feel any better. My parents forced me into it, and she wanted to put me on drugs.

>> No.10702689

>>10702686
>having somebody sympathize with you
I'm cynical. I wouldn't think of a therapist as sympathizing with me. I'd see them as someone simply doing their job and that they really don't care about me.

>> No.10702699

>I love Japan. :)

>> No.10702704

>>10702689
Of course. But on a superficial level, it was nice having somebody say, "Oh, that's terrible!" and such things.

>> No.10702722

>>10702545
I'm only a masochist and a sycophant, and a bad one. He's the saint for tolerating this bullshit.

>> No.10702725

>>10702667
that's why I never went to therapist either

I'd hate to talk about myself like that, it would be both disgusting and embarrassing

I dealt with my problems on my own

>> No.10702732

>>10702436
Ummm..I don't do continues.
I lose motivation if I do.

>> No.10702744

>>10702609
I had clinical depression for month without even realizing it

it's..like..being empty without knowing why
it's hard to explain

but you do suffer from several other side effects, like, cognitive problems, slow reaction time, etc.

>> No.10702750

>>10702744
*for months. Actually, for almost two years, and I only realized that it was depression after I dealt with it(more or less)

>> No.10703414

>>10686643
i jack off to cuckold porn

>> No.10703696

I wish we could discuss Japan/General topics, even East Asia/General tbh imo. Thanks for reading.

>> No.10703705

>>10702520
Their more successful then me.
Their views on society and modern culture
These are evidently generalizations but I'd find something to hate about anyone of them

>> No.10703726

>>10703705
Do you hate yourself? Personally, I believe that one should hate oneself before all others.

>> No.10703763

>>10703726
Yeah. I don't have the motivation to change though which just makes me hate myself more

>> No.10703821

Self-loathing is really another form of narcissism.

>> No.10703824

>>10703763
I think that's good. Even if it doesn't inspire an active will for change, self-hatred keeps things in perspective.

And, who knows? It might produce something in time. Some of the greatest works have been created by the unlikeliest of hands.

>> No.10703938

>>10703821
Except it's the exact opposite.

>> No.10703942

>>10703938
Being completely self-absorbed and often believing you're more significant than you really are even if it's in a negative way.

>> No.10703948

>>10703942
But narcissism is as believing you're more significant than you really are even if it's in a 'positive' way and self-absorbed.

>> No.10703965

I wear a flatcap so I can be like ZUN and because it's the most appropriate hat for me so I can feel like I'm one of the touhou

>> No.10703975

>>10686643
I'm turned on by spanking pictures.
Vanilla sex doesn't do anything for my dick.

>> No.10703992

>>10701763

I made the thread this picture came from.

No regrets

>> No.10704004

I claim to have 1CC a touhou game (SA) when in fact all I did was get to the final stage

>> No.10704130

I ship Kaguya x Mokou.

>> No.10704155

I am a Japanophile.

>> No.10704907

>>10702153
brown?

>> No.10704922

I don't like Touhou fandom that has to do with the characters or anything else.

I only enjoy the games as is.

>> No.10704959

I'm a weeaboo.

>> No.10704966

I'm in love with a character from an English source

>> No.10705721

I want to talk with /jp/ but I am too shy to give my emails/accounts/etc.

>> No.10705739

>>10704907
Slang for heroin.

>> No.10705740

>>10705721
I'm planning on just using the /jp/ steam group but some people might just be mean

>> No.10705752

>>10705721
The problem is most off-board chats turn into shitposting factions.

If someone was to make a NEET-friendly zone would you use it?

>> No.10705753

>>10705740
Steams are accounts too

>> No.10705755

>>10703942
It's still the opposite. Everyone's a self-absorbed asshole by default, so that part doesn't matter.

>> No.10705767

>>10705753
But you wouldn't be giving the account out.
at least in my head it's a lot easy

>> No.10705764

>>10705752
I will use it as long as it remains anonymous

At most it's chat site-like usernames. I am uncomfortable to share any personal details yet.

>> No.10705780

Tsukihime is the only VN I finished. I only got one ending in Ever17. I'm only 1/5 through Fate/stay and keep putting it off. I have YUNO and can't be bothered to even play it. I'm no longer a NEET as I now work at a dental office.

>> No.10705781

>>10705755
I'm a self-absorbed asshole and I'm proud of it.

>> No.10705788

I want to suck a /jp/ cock.

>> No.10705791

>>10705780
The only VN I have ever played at all is Umineko ep1

>> No.10705796

>>10705767
I am always afraid they will like stalk your accounts and find your other personal accounts on the other sites.

>> No.10705853

>>10705796
Fairly sure I'm not interesting enough for someone to do that. I'm more scared of having conversations which is why I haven't done anything

>> No.10705956

>>10705788
>>>/2011/

>> No.10707951

I only pretended to be a lolicon to fit in.

>> No.10707995

I call myself a figure collector but in reality I only own one figma, one nendoroid, and a bunch of Bandai vinyls.

>> No.10708038

this is my first post on /jp/
I only came here because of long convoluted path involving /k/ and jorgmund and Upotte.
I think being a NEET is fucking disgracefulness and the mark of an apathetic personality.

I think all the weird sex related shit to come out of japan is top notch.
I only use Japanese whores
I want to go to japan to see what the high class whores there are like.
I once let a Japanese whore fuck me in the ass, while I was fucking in a Korean whore then flipped flipped around and fucked her in the ass, while the Korean hammered her cunt with a rabbit vibrator. one of the best 1600$(2 girls 12 hours) iv spent.

im addicted to opiates.

prob only reason i'm telling you this

>> No.10708041
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>>10708038
You are a bad person by literally all accounts

>> No.10708046

>>10708038
Hidoi

>> No.10708054

>>10708041
>prob only reason i'm telling you thi
being bad feels so good, is there any other point to life?

>> No.10710491

>>10708038
What is opiates, Onii-chan?

>> No.10710504

I'm not a virgin. I've been spoiled when I was 9 by an upperclassman. Also not a grill.

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I honked at 2 little kids because they flipped me off and I drove my car behind them for a bit to creep them out.

I am truly sorry.

>> No.10710572

I fap to NTR, and I always position myself as the girl

>> No.10710607

>>10710572
I fap to NTR because I like to be proxy gay by licking semen of the body of the girl.

>> No.10710613

I am not a girl

>> No.10710614
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10710614

I have access to and am addicted to pharmaceutical anesthetics. Ketamine's a hell of a drug, kids.

>> No.10710739

Every now and then, I wear my mother's underwear and stockings and put things in my butt. It feels amazing.

>> No.10711996

My onahole broke and I think something lives there because I get an infection every time I use it. But I keep using it anyway.
Also I want to die.

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10712465

I joined the Marines to force me to come out of my NEET stage.

I only want to go back to being a NEET now.

>> No.10712495

I'm 26 and never had a job in my life. I live in a foreign country that I hate, which is one of the reasons I don't go out or socialize, not to mention it's always cold as fuck or some shitty weather. I don't know what I'm doing to do with my life and the only thing I do is play video games, browse /jp/ or /vg/ and watch anime.

Every single day I wake up I dread what future awaits me.

>> No.10712605

I pretend to be a girl while doing lewd roleplays with another guys

>> No.10712694

I always forget to sage

>> No.10712699

>>10712465
Why the hell would you do that? The marines of all things?

>> No.10712778

>>10712465
I just realized something. People who drop out of the labor force aren't considered unemployed. They only count you as not employed if you are actively searching for a job. So that means everyone who gave up on looking for a job isn't a NEET, merely nonparticipating (which is 18.9% of the population for the 25-54 age range)

So TruNEETs are really falseNEETs

>> No.10712787

>>10702509
What a LOSER!!!

>> No.10712798

>>10710614
If I ever have the chance I'll give it a shot, thanks for the tip.

>> No.10712807

>>10712778
They're NEETs, not UNETs.

>> No.10712816

>>10712807
>UNETs
What is that onii chan?

>> No.10712829

>>10712816
Unemployed or Not in Education or Training

>> No.10712835

>>10712829
Seems like the same thing as NEET.

>> No.10712862

>>10712807
No, they are just NP. Not participating.

>> No.10712877

We should quite using these acronyms.

>> No.10712882

>>10712877
quit*

>> No.10712899
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10712899

I've had a hard time avoiding breaking down crying at work in front of everyone lately. I'm lonely and I hate my body. I don't have anyone to do cool stuff outside with, like going to the movies, and I'm to shy to do it alone, so I just stay inside. I'd like to look cute but I'm just an ugly guy.
I've had internet friends but they're just like imaginary friends, in the end I'm standing still in my dark small room watching some pixels flip on a display as my body rots.
The other day I did weed all alone of course and I had an anxiety attack and in a moment of lucidity I closed all the windows because I was seeing myself jumping off in my mind like if it was happening and I wanted to do it (fall from here is fatal, apt complex).
I am studying languages and computer things because when I study I forget I exist and everything is clean and pure.
I feel like crying "help me please" constantly.

>> No.10713021

>>10712899
Stay strong, anon. Even though I may seem imaginary but at least I hope you are getting better.

>> No.10713062

>>10712899
Thats what you get for not becoming a NEET

>> No.10713105

Since the blog thing died around 2011 I have been looking for new ways to make money online.
That's why I keep visiting /b/ and /diy/ catalogs looking for threads with the word money. No success so far.

>> No.10713111

>>10712899
Just do your best to enjoy your current life while you can
Because the future can only get worse.

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>>10712899

I love you anon.

>> No.10713510

>>10712899
I hope things get better for you.

>> No.10713781

>>10712899
You should just kill yourself now and do us all a favor.

>> No.10713812

>>10712899
Anon, internet friends are not imaginary, they're real human beings that you enjoy talking to. If you feel alone, you could find internet friends from you area and meet them. You are a wonderful person, please remember that.

I wish you the best.

>> No.10713837

>>10713812
>>10713510
>>10713272
>>10713111
I hate you people.

The only reason why some people are alive simply because it is illegal to kill them.

>> No.10713837,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10703414
before it was cool

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