I am so desperately in love with Yakumo-sama that I can't stand it. Every day, I find myself pulling my hair out and banging my head against the wall while crying, hoping that in the next bump against the wall it will not be the wall I hit, but Yakumo-sama's gapped bosom that protects my head with her divine softness.
I love you, Yakumo Yukari. Please save me from this lonely existence.