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How would your favorite touhou torture you?

I'd be hung in the air by my arms while ants, roaches, and mosquitoes had their way with me.

>> No.10676288

Call me a loser and say my favourite anime is shit.

>> No.10676293

Ice and frost and misery.

>> No.10676319
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>No need of punishment as Shinto does not have any commandments expressed in the negative form of "Thou shalt not."

>Suffering is not regarded as a form of punishment for human behavior, but, rather, as a natural element of human experience.


Moriya fans get little candies I guess, although if some kind of retribution is required she's the type who would simply kill, unless we're talking about some kind of kinky stuff, in which case the awkwardness is enough for me.

>> No.10676331

Locked in a cell and then forced to be Remilia's eternal blood meal.

>> No.10676338

she isn't the kind of girl to torture someone, she'd probably beat me up if i pissed her off instead

>> No.10676346 [DELETED] 

I'd be used for horrific magical experiments.

>> No.10676358

forcefed mountain dew

>> No.10676364

Bound, gagged, planted in a flower bed while roots invaded my still-living tissues, sucking them dry of sustenance as I slowly become like the compost surrounding my body.

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>> No.10676384

Live with me and nag endlessly about everything and make me feel like shit whenever I'm at home

>> No.10676406

I don't think my favorite touhou would do something like that.

>> No.10676412

>>10676384
Your mom's my favorite touhou, too.

>> No.10676419

>>10676358
whoa thats terrible

>> No.10676579

I'd be forced into an eternity of the tense moment before a jump scare.

>> No.10676579,1 [INTERNAL] 

she'd make me spend the whole day on 4chan

>> No.10676692
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Ran would never torture me, not on purpose anyway. Though, she could do so inadvertently pretty easily.

>> No.10676728

She'd probably just end up nuking me.

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She kinda lives in Makai, that's a nice place already.

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10676755

Gonna guess which Touhou did you choose based on your wish if it's not obvious.

Cirno>>10676331

Wriggle
>>10676293

>>10676261
Patchy

>>10676338
Suika

>>10676358
Koishi

>>10676364
Yuuka

>>10676384
Any hag, guess on Kanako

>>10676579
Gold experience requiem, kidding, Koishi

>>10676728
Okuu

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>>10676728
Marisa?

>> No.10676761
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Whoops! Gonna guess which Touhou did you choose based on your wish if it's not obvious.
>>10676261
Wriggle


>>10676293
Cirno

>>10676331
Patchy

>>10676338
Suika

>>10676358
Koishi

>>10676364
Yuuka

>>10676384
Any hag, guess on Kanako

>>10676579
Gold experience requiem, kidding, Koishi

>>10676728
Okuu

>> No.10676767

CBT

>> No.10676778

>>10676767
Why shit did I have to google that, fuck you and fuck Germany.

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