NEET/Hikkomori Lifestyle

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NEET/Hikkomori Lifestyle Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:22:50 No.10674905 [Reply] [Original]

NEET/Hikkomori Lifestyle Thread:

Please discuss your NEET/Hikkomori Lifestyle.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:24:49 No.10674915 File: 19 KB, 600x500, 1344959064204.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I severely overate last night and could barely lay down Soon I will be a fatNEET

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:25:49 No.10674921 >>10674905 why isn't she wearing pants

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:25:49 No.10674923 why

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:26:34 No.10674929 >>10674915 When I eat a lot my metabolism kicks in and I start to itch all over and get really hot. It's very annoying.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:28:04 No.10674942 >>10674929 Two years ago after every single meal I would pass out for whatever reason. Eating any place other than my house became very annoying.

>>	Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:31:50 No.10674964 File: 13 KB, 226x367, 1358684658811.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't even know why I'm still here.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:33:49 No.10674975 >>10674964 Still waiting for those Kuroko pictures, dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:34:49 No.10674980 File: 817 KB, 1050x4959, pls help us.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10674964 Welcome to your new home, Kronies-Sama~ I think you belong here!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:36:19 No.10674984 >>10674942 thats fuckin weird

Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:37:34 No.10674988 [DELETED]

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>>10674975
Keep on waiting faggot, I barely have any on Kuroko since she isn't cute enough.
>>10674980
Keep on dreaming faggot, I know jack shit about 2hou shit and things of the like.
I have absolutely no interest in the shit this board dedicates its time to mainly because its all shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:38:35 No.10674994 I haven't gone outside in 2 years and have been truNEET, I haven't talked to anybody besides /jp/-kun since then either, /jp/-kun keeps me entertained along with anime and videogames

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:39:49 No.10674999 >>10674921 What sort of turbonerd wears trousers in their own home?

>>	Trevor !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:39:49 No.10675000 >>10674988 I literally just noticed this is the rei-clone trip.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:39:50 No.10675002 QUICKLY THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME AND I NEED HELP FIREFOX OR CHROME HELP ME

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:40:35 No.10675006 >>10674988 >she isn't cute enough She is though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:40:49 No.10675008 >>10675000 >>10674988 Yeah that trip was leaked awhile ago, j-just let him continue trolling though he will go away

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:40:49 No.10675009 >>10675002 Netscape Navigator.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:40:49 No.10675010
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>>10674988
The trick is avoiding the first page which is a shitposting deterrent for crossboarders, and use the catalogue to go on the VN, idol, and 2hu threads with over 100 replies but never get on the front page because we all sage them to increase quality.

it's pretty high level shitposting, Kronies-Sama~

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:40:49 No.10675011 That feel when I walk around house in my wife-beater and mom yells me to shave my armpits. so guys, you like it shaved or not?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:41:19 No.10675012 >>10675002 Chrome my friend

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:41:49 No.10675017 >>10675011 No shave Natural hair delicious

>>	Trevor !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:42:04 No.10675019 >>10675002 Firefox. google if you hate privacy/freedom and like google's dick in your bum

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:42:34 No.10675020 >>10674964 Because you're a worthless shithead?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:43:04 No.10675026 >>10675011 turn that wife-beater into a mom-beater

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:44:04 No.10675034 >>10674915 >Posting Woot Please, I can't fap now.

Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:45:20 No.10675039 [DELETED]

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>>10675008
>Rei trip
>leaked
I never knew something that is public can be leaked.
>>10675010
>to go on the VN, idol, and 2hu threads
All those topics are shit and uninteresting.
As stated this place is shit and cancerous.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:45:20 No.10675040 >>10675026 LOL

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:45:50 No.10675043
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/jp/

I am a truNEET who has rarely been outside for the past 8 years, I don't socialize with anybody other than my family members and that's rare enough

but yesterday as I was laying down getting ready to nap, my cat jumped up on my bed and joined me.

we spent an hour just looking at each other in the eyes, then I opened up /jp/

I finally did it /jp/

I told my cat everything that was bothering me in my life. I opened up my heart to it, I told him my secrets and EVERYTHING.

Then I broke down for the first time in years. I let the tears and my anguish flow. I hugged him tightly as I was sobbing and he started licking me as if he was trying to comfort me.

it felt amazing and relieving to open up to another being /jp/.

if you have a pet I want you to go right now and hug it as tightly as you can. sometimes they can be your only friend in this cruel world

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>>	Trevor !4Pq7ZkSFpA Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:48:19 No.10675059 File: 480 KB, 308x652, sdfvec.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675043 My dog is not very smart. Why not just tell the internet hate machine your secrets? No one has to know. It's nothing we would mind anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:48:19 No.10675060 File: 273 KB, 580x931, 1333626199905.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675039 Hai, I'll be seeing you on the other side then Kronies-Kun

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:49:34 No.10675069 >>10675043 How do you know it's a cruel world if you don't ever experience it?

>>	Trevor !4Pq7ZkSFpA Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:49:34 No.10675070 >>10675060 I forgot this existed. Just perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:51:50 No.10675088 anyone else eat their own shit

Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:53:19 No.10675106 [DELETED]

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>>10675043
I laughed.
Either way, my main board is /v/.
I have no interest in a board devoid of interesting topics and so slow and boring that its quite pathetic.

I'm simply taking a walk and exploring boards I never frequent its always nice to see the vast difference in behavior among users in different boards.
Sadly they are all cancerous and unfit for such a being as I.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:54:19 No.10675117 File: 205 KB, 700x493, 1822227844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675070 Thank you~

>>	Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:54:19 No.10675118 File: 909 KB, 1280x720, 1324296735284.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675106 I need sleep. Meant to reply to this faggot. >>10675060

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:54:34 No.10675119 File: 90 KB, 480x360, 1347431790509.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I haven't pooped in 2 months I can feel the cramps in my tummy but despite how long I sit on the toilet it won't come out am I going to die from poop overload, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:55:34 No.10675132 >>10675119 You could have very serious issues, you should go to the doctor for such intense constipation, I'm serious /jp/-kun, I don't want you to get hurt

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:55:49 No.10675138 >>10675106 >Either way, my main board is /v/. >I have no interest in a board devoid of interesting topics lel

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:56:04 No.10675148 File: 644 KB, 1024x1024, 1352100497059.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675106 But the archives say you've only travelled here! I think you're being tsundere, Kronies-Kun. I don't mind if you stay~

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:56:49 No.10675147 When your hair gets too long, do any of you cut it yourself? I usually cut my own, but sometimes my grandma makes me go get one at a salon.... and i hate when they cut it

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:57:04 No.10675159 >>10675153 Please stop shitposting in the NEET thread

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>>	Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:57:19 No.10675153 File: 347 KB, 516x531, 1350308458512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675138 /v/ is quite capable of having interesting topics, even its off topic threads are interesting. Do be less retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:57:34 No.10675154 >>10675106 That's good to know m8 ;^) Where can I subscribe to your blog and twitter?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:57:49 No.10675157 File: 11 KB, 250x250, 1351139147991.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675132 I've had this problem ever since becoming a hikki 5 years ago, but it's never been this bad. I'm scared, /jp/ I don't wanna die vomiting feces

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:58:19 No.10675164 >>10675157 You should honestly go get help

>>	Trevor !4Pq7ZkSFpA Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:58:34 No.10675167 >>10675147 I use clippers, takes literally no skill, just time. I also cut it sometimes if I do let it get longer. I want long hair, but it's a hassle, and it doesn't like good anyway on me.

>>	blooky !h1lHChcgHs Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:58:49 No.10675168 >>10675153 >>>/99chan/

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 18:59:50 No.10675174 >>10675119 That's scary, I've heard someone dying from it. You should get yourself checked soon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:00:20 No.10675180 File: 287 KB, 500x375, le constanime face.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675159 >Please stop shitposting in the NEET thread

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:01:20 No.10675184 >>10675002 Maxthon or Opera.

Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:01:35 No.10675188 [DELETED]

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>>10675148
It isn't nice to stalk peoples posts.
Either way this is simply my first stop among many that I shall do.
>>10675154
I didn't say anything pertaining to my life, anon.
Once again another retard steps in trying to behave in a clever fashion yet in the end only proves just how cancerous he is.

>>10675159
You wish for me to stop shitposting in a cancerous thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:03:35 No.10675200 >>10675119 Go to a doctor, that isn't normal and is probably dangerous. I once went a couple of weeks and that was horrible enough, two months sounds horrible. Do you have a very unhealthy diet?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:04:04 No.10675207 File: 66 KB, 500x473, the kronies award.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675188 Oh good, please visit the bike or train threads on /n/.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:04:19 No.10675204

>>10675188
It's only cancerous because you brought the cancer here with your posts, NEET threads are my home and I would appreciate if you moved it to another thread... you're ruining the few good things we have cause people love to shitpost reply to you and it's annoying....

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:05:49 No.10675211 File: 353 KB, 662x450, 1363278797588.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675204 Stop replying to him and he'll go away. But I guess you are too bored to do anything else anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:06:04 No.10675217 >>10675211 Everybody else it replying to him anyway so I had to tell him how I feel

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:06:34 No.10675213 I kind of like pooping sometimes Then other times it feels awful and it smears all over the hairs in my asscrack.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:07:19 No.10675219 File: 52 KB, 512x512, 1309086438689.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675200 average neet diet of chips and soda so I'd imagine so wouldn't a doctor require me to leave my home? shit /jp/ how bothersome..

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:07:49 No.10675224 >>10675219 I'm neet and only drink water and eat yakisoba/noodles/rice/meat

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:08:19 No.10675227 File: 344 KB, 448x640, 1361083768532.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why don't you eat this?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:09:05 No.10675236 >>10675227 Do I also have to bite into the taste of proessed cheese?

Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:09:05 No.10675237 [DELETED]

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>>10675204
I truly don't give the slightest shit what you view as your home, but I do in a way support these NEET threads.

They discourage normalfag behavior sadly if you keep this going along for too much then it merely becomes a circlejerk and a borderline /soc/ thread with faggots like you clinging to it.

Its good in moderation overdo it and it can become /soc/ tier, so you're the cancer.

>>10675207
Too normalfag for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:09:49 No.10675235 >>10675224 I eat pretty much anything except veggies because I'm a manchild but I don't weigh very much so it's okay.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:10:49 No.10675241 >>10675219 >>10675224 You should try to cook your own meals sometimes. It's really fun and satisfying. Plus, it's healthier than having instant/dried food.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:11:20 No.10675246

>>10675219
You should try eating fruit or something for a while, too many processed foods like that can give you constipation (and probably have in your case).

And yes you would probably have to go outside to visit a doctor but I think it would be better than risking death.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:11:20 No.10675247 sometimes when i use the bathroom, i see a bit of blood when i wipe, it doesnt hurt but should i be worried?!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:12:19 No.10675250 File: 310 KB, 1280x720, 1344400719564.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675237 Why are you so dreamy?

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:13:04 No.10675263
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>>10675241
>>10675246
I do eat plenty of fruit and cook most of my meals though.
kinda scared I'll have to go outside for the first time in a year and probably have the nurse laugh at me when I tell her my ass is packed full of poop...I'll probably die of embarrassment anyway.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:13:19 No.10675253
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>>10675237
People who are obsessed with trains are far less normal than people who are obsessed with video games or anime.

C-Can you insult me please, Kronies-Sama? I'm feeling all pent up...

>>10675250
My master has a certain je ne sais quoi, hasn't he~

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:13:34 No.10675255

Don't drink sodas guys, its like the worst thing ever. Nothing but sugarwater and people seem to think its ok to drink a couple 2 liters of it a day.

Water is cheap and abundant. Humans have been drinking it for as long as there have been humans.

and please stop responding to the /v/ tourist

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:14:49 No.10675267
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/jp/ this is goodbye
It ain't my blog but the NEET days are over, I must go out and get a job
It's been fun but all good things must come to an end

Thank you for the fond memories, maybe I'll stop by in the future but until then さようなら~!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:16:04 No.10675284 >>10675263 Well you either die from embarrassment or just die for real. Pick your poison.

Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:16:34 No.10675280 [DELETED]

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>>10675250
How the fuck would I know? Faggot.
All I'm doing is posting.
>>10675253
That is incorrect you faggot, those people are viewed more normal in the eyes of society than those obsessed with anime or vidya.
Hence why people obsessed with anime or vidya is often portrayed as subhuman scum who suffer from some mental illness.

And I don't feel like insulting, I'm far too sleepy at the moment so my anger is all gone.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:16:49 No.10675281 File: 48 KB, 468x702, 123172__468x_comiket-81-winter-cosplay-2-061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675267 You'll be back You don't choose the NEET life, the NEET life chooses you

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:18:04 No.10675301 File: 217 KB, 620x509, 1361812613101.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675280 He insulted me...

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:19:05 No.10675306
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>>10675280
Goodnight then Kronies-Sama. I'll wrap you up in a nice, warm cockoon and give you a sleep tight kiss, and when you wake up, you'll be a beauuutiful butterfly~

>>10675301
I'm jealous...

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:20:05 No.10675313

>>10675267
When I work, I feel like someone has put me on auto-pilot. Like, I'm not myself, rather, I'm just looking through someone else's eyes who happens to be working. Then when I get home, I return to normal and don't really remember what happened throughout my day of work. So I consider myself a pseudo-NEET, since I feel like the person who goes to work isn't actually me. Maybe you'll be the same.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:22:04 No.10675327 >>10675301 Reverse image searching gets me nothing, help me out.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:23:19 No.10675330 >>10675313 i think you came to the wrong thread

Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:23:49 No.10675332 [DELETED]

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>>10675253
>My master has a certain je ne sais quoi, hasn't he~
Statements like these makes me wonder if you're simply shitposting about having any sort of attraction or you seriously have some sort of twisted attraction to being insulted, which truth be told is an absurd thing to be attracted to.

>>10675306
Being sleepy does not mean I'm going to go to sleep yet faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:24:34 No.10675335 >>10675332 shut the fuck up and leave /jp/

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:25:49 No.10675346 Some people in the last thread were looking for a minecraft server so I started to host one. siberia.ath.cx Please be kind to one another.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:26:19 No.10675348 File: 148 KB, 768x1024, 32514422.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675306 Seems like he's having his way with you this time!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:26:19 No.10675352 >>10675313 I usually NEET it up on the weekends, but my workdays aren't too bad. It's kinda fun when you get used to it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:26:50 No.10675353 File: 6 KB, 559x418, ;_;.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675330 B-but I'm a NEET at heart...doesn't that count for something anon-sama?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:27:04 No.10675370 >>10675353 no that is falseNEET, I'm sorry but if you're not ACTUALLY neet then how do you understand the money issues and stuff we have to go through? You don't

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:27:19 No.10675360
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>>10675332
>twisted attraction to being insulted, which truth be told is an absurd thing to be attracted to.
Not all of us can be as Alpha as you~
>faggot
That's the cute Kronies I know!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:27:35 No.10675364 any runescape otaku here? currently flexing my autism in the old school server

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:27:50 No.10675367 >>10675353 >I've sucked a thousand cocks but I'm still a virgin at heart.

>>	Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:27:50 No.10675368 File: 544 KB, 1198x810, 1364418199086.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675335 Some actual initiative? Now this is what I like to see, finally a normal human response that has some sort of emotion.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:28:19 No.10675374 >>10675364 I bot it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:28:49 No.10675376 >>10675364 M-me

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:28:49 No.10675377 >>10675364 I quit after EOC came out and before the 2008 servers came out, I don't regret it though, it was just one huge grind

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:30:19 No.10675393 >>10675346 I'd be interested in a /jp/ minecraft server doesn't it deserve its own thread though?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:30:34 No.10675394 >>10675374 Sup Linear4.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:31:49 No.10675400 File: 55 KB, 512x333, bandits.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675364 Yes it's fun

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:32:04 No.10675411 >>10675400 Ah bandits. I used to take friends and some cannons there and kill all the bandits, used to piss off the afk people

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:32:19 No.10675404 >>10675368 >>>/out/

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:33:04 No.10675413 >>10675002 Firefox

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:33:04 No.10675414

>>10675352
>It's kinda fun when you get used to it
I'd agree with you, but I work with this one black chick who always makes such a big deal about me, and it makes me just want to go somewhere away from everybody and hide.

>>10675367
I...I see your point anon-sama. I'm sorry u_u

>>10675370
No no, you misunderstand. I only just got my job. I haven't even gotten my first paycheck I'm so new. And, it's the first job I've ever had. So I do understand what all of you have to go through.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:33:49 No.10675420 >>10675414 Sounds like she wants to fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:35:19 No.10675425 >>10675393 Wouldn't the janitor just delete it? Feel free to make one if you like, you have the server address.

Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:35:19 No.10675426 [DELETED]

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>>10675360
I really do wonder how such submissive faggots such as yourself who is capable of gaining pleasure with shit like being insulted could even possibly be able to be a part of society.

I really do wonder just how twisted you are mentally to gain pleasure from such a thing, I highly doubt someone with a stable and healthy mind would be capable of getting off at something like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:35:49 No.10675431 Why do you have to make a new thread as soon as the old one hits the bump limit?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:36:35 No.10675437 My mom took me to Taco Bell. I tried those Doritos tacos for the first time. The Nacho one just tastes like they added more cheese to the taco, not worth the extra money. The Ranch is good though, it adds a flavor.

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Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:36:50 No.10675441

>>10675414
if you aren't a NEET anymore then you aren't welcome here
pls kindly go away

also I had a black girl who would harass me and intentionally flirt with me just to trigger my anxiety, it was awful and partially why i stopped going to school

>>10675425
maybe, idunno
give it a couple days to see if it kicks off first

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:37:19 No.10675448 >>10675420 She probably does. Why can't she just leave me alone and let me do my work peacefully and quietly? Sorry for blogging /jp/ u_u

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>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:37:49 No.10675453 >>10675426 What is that girl doing? She looks silly.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:38:19 No.10675459 File: 10 KB, 245x171, 1329442415114.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675452

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:38:19 No.10675460 >>10675453 I bet it's a gang sign.

>>	Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:38:50 No.10675466 File: 20 KB, 397x488, 1325389138081.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675459

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:39:19 No.10675470 Why did the janitor stop enforcing the one NEET thread at a time rule?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:39:19 No.10675471 >>10675440 What anime is this from?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:39:19 No.10675472 File: 217 KB, 788x498, kronies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675426 J-Just a little further for your meat urinal, please Kronies-Sama! Treat me like the worthless cum tissue that I am!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:39:35 No.10675475 File: 65 KB, 281x432, 1333079359388.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675466

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:40:04 No.10675480 >>10675471 K-ON.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:40:34 No.10675481 File: 217 KB, 844x477, ta animu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675471 Sword Art Online

>>	Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:40:34 No.10675483 File: 22 KB, 378x438, 1325385653260.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675475

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:41:19 No.10675487 File: 10 KB, 238x250, 1332158399877.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675483

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:41:50 No.10675493 File: 501 KB, 630x657, 04.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675453 She's cooling her lady parts.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:42:04 No.10675503 File: 811 KB, 575x360, 1347229732213.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] please stop shitposting you're going to make me cry

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:42:05 No.10675496 >>10675470 Post a picture of milk and he'll be here in less than 30 seconds

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:42:19 No.10675497 holy shit guys.. stay in this thread.. /jp/ is turning to shit outside

>>	Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:43:20 No.10675506 File: 246 KB, 663x720, 1340016135907.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675472 I can't tell whether or not this is shitposting or just blatant faggotry. >>10675487 I'm done posting random images with you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:43:34 No.10675508 >>10675497 To contain it all in here, right? Good call.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:44:05 No.10675513 File: 66 KB, 450x531, kiririn3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675506 Well fuck you then, nerd.

>>	Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:46:34 No.10675528 File: 133 KB, 525x720, 1326456136932.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675513 Its not my fault you stopped being entertaining. Now do fuck off, posting random images in no way entertains me.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:46:49 No.10675530 File: 101 KB, 229x556, kronies being lewd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675506 It's the pure, everlasting love of a slave for his master!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:47:04 No.10675531 File: 110 KB, 501x397, japanesedog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675503 I am don't understand either Is it fun?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:48:19 No.10675543 >>10675531 Shitposting is really really fun. You should try it sometime.

>>	Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:50:19 No.10675562 File: 379 KB, 600x468, 1338939859459.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675530 I see no love here, only worthless faggotry. So do fuck off, and I do wonder how many filenames you've placed under my name.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:50:50 No.10675570 /jp/ is back to its old 2011 self again.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:51:04 No.10675583 File: 63 KB, 1139x369, klonies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675562

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:53:34 No.10675596 >>10675531 I only like the clever shitposts where you can tell they put some thought into it. Too bad 95% of shitposts are "XD I poop on rug fug shit jannie fuggin nerd" where the twitterdicks link eachother to their epic posts and laugh.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:55:19 No.10675608
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>>10675562
I have plenty, but most are to nsfw for /jp/.

Please insult me a bit more my God Kronies-Sama!!! I can't think of a more perfect afterlife than being forced to deepthroat you cock or having my face stamped on by you for eternity~

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:56:19 No.10675614 >>10675596 This is why the overactive Janitor is the root of /jp/'s low quality lately; you wouldn't take the time to make a clever shitpost if it was just going to be deleted before anyone saw it would you?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:57:50 No.10675625 >>10674964 >95% of your posts are on /v/ >the other 5% are in these threads Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 19:58:19 No.10675632 How do I prepare for The Happenings if I'm a NEET?

>>	Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:01:19 No.10675658 File: 271 KB, 413x531, 1327276096020.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675625 I agree, the 5% is not something I'm proud of. /jp/ really is shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:01:34 No.10675661 >>10675426 >I hate normalfags >acting just like one Who am I greening?

Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:03:04 No.10675682 [DELETED]

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>>10675661
Simply because I dislike normalfags does not mean I support full blown autists with severely crippling mental illnesses.

One can be a non normalfag yet still be entirely healthy in both mind and body.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:04:50 No.10675690 File: 519 KB, 768x1024, mj4rdhZJBA1qbm8abo2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675496 He'll just delete the picture.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:05:35 No.10675694 >>10675682 Nah Thats called a hipster normalfag

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:06:05 No.10675709 File: 38 KB, 300x300, 1301366640353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10674980 >2011 was 2 years ago

Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:08:04 No.10675722 [DELETED]

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>>10675694
I'm sorry but adding in new terms in no way shape or form makes you correct.

Its called being a non normalfag and a non autist.
That is it, such people exist.
Its pathetic that people actually think you need to have something wrong with you to be a non normalfag what the fuck kind of mentality is that?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:11:50 No.10675740 I'm just a newfag and even I understand why people don't like this Klonies faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:12:35 No.10675746 >>10675346 Th-thanks! The last guy's went down yesterday, hasn't been up since...

>>	Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:14:04 No.10675759 File: 105 KB, 328x495, 1344983133597.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675740 And why is that?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:14:49 No.10675758 File: 1.16 MB, 1973x1428, my natural position beneath kronies-sama.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675740 Don't insult Kronies-Sama, he's like a god compared to you. You should be begging to be given the privilege of servicing him!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:15:19 No.10675763 File: 48 KB, 300x265, 1360893102424.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675722 I like you.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:15:49 No.10675766 File: 44 KB, 549x687, 1334586793921.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675740 They grow so fast.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:16:19 No.10675771 >>10675758 Please don't compare Kronies faggot to Beatrice-sama.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:17:20 No.10675775 I have a job interview next Wednesday. ;_; I feel terrible. Should I go /jp/? I don't think I'll get the job but I feel a serious fear of making a fool out of myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:18:19 No.10675779 >>10675043 My cat hissed and scratched me. I don't think I will be having an epiphany anytime soon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:18:19 No.10675780 File: 293 KB, 640x480, screencap2452.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675771 Kronies-Sama is just a worthy of worship as Beatrice-Sama.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:24:04 No.10675806 >>10675759 >>10675722 Pls no bully /jp/-kun

Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:25:19 No.10675809 [DELETED]

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>>10675758
I'm surprised how nice and supportive of me you've been faggot.
One would have thought you would have opposed me for entering your cancerous main board not only that you seem to wish to "educate" me on how things work around here.

What an interesting faggot you have been, I suppose you're not entirely worthless sadly you're still pretty fucking close to it.
And in the end its not as if you've done anything remotely good for me so I suggest you simply fuck off seeing you this frequently is an annoyance.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:26:35 No.10675815 >>10675809 That's fucking rude, man.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:27:34 No.10675820 >>10675809 pls no bully no bully allowed near /jp/ no bully!

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:29:20 No.10675825
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>>10675809
>seeing you this frequently is an annoyance
But I haven't spoken to you for almost a week...

>>10675815
>>10675820
I don't mind, he can treat me any way he wants! I'm his furniture, after all~~

>>	Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:31:34 No.10675837 File: 109 KB, 314x323, 1345255468760.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675825 A pity it was only a week. >>10675815 I can't seem to stop myself sadly enough, saddest thing of all is that the faggot seems to enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:32:05 No.10675845 >>Klonies !p8eYCadcMo >>>/rules/global/13

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:32:19 No.10675841 File: 95 KB, 259x350, 1358495635077.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675775

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:34:04 No.10675851 >>10675845 >>>/global/rules/13 *

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:35:05 No.10675856 File: 2.05 MB, 500x500, 1363517426411.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm 22 years old and i've been NEET for 7 years already. What do you reckon /jp/, what tier of NEET am i?

>>	Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:35:34 No.10675862 File: 85 KB, 720x720, 1326439184086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675851 Reaction images =/= avatars

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:36:04 No.10675868 >>10675856 You are a total loser, sir.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:36:35 No.10675871
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>>10675845
>>10675851
He isn't using an avatar
>>10675837
Even if you forgot about me, I pleasure myself every day to the thought of me grovelling beneath and worshipping you!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:36:50 No.10675872 >>10675862 There you go, keep digging up them Kuroko pictures.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:37:35 No.10675877 >diagnosed social anxiety and depression My mom think I am "just lazy" and will kick me out.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:38:19 No.10675880 >>10675862 attaching a reaction image to every single one of your posts for no reason = avatar

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:38:34 No.10675881 >>10675868 If you come to /jp/ and call someone a loser just for being a NEET... There's no two ways about it, you just don't belong here.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:39:19 No.10675883 >>10675877 I went to one of those free clinics and after a session the lady diagnosed me with social phobia and depression. Then prescribed group therapy. I never went back.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:39:34 No.10675886 >>10675877 You are though. Stop trying to make excuses, almost everyone is depressed. >>10675880 No, an avatar is an avatar, stop pestering your superior, Kronie.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:40:05 No.10675890 What caused you to become a hikkikomori?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:40:49 No.10675889 >>10675883 Why would you prescribe group anything for social phobia, that's completely crazy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:42:49 No.10675896 >>10675890 Social anxiety.

Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:43:04 No.10675904 [DELETED]

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>>10675880
How frequently one posts an image does not equate to avatarfagging you stupid ignorant faggot.

Do learn what avatarfagging is before you decide to spew bullshit onto me.

One would think the faggots of /jp/ no less would have learned by now the proper terms.

Interesting, the janitor seems to be aggravated towards me for some unknown reason. How pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:43:05 No.10675899 I woke up. It's been really good weather, so I took some books to return to the library (one of them Then There Were None by agatha christie...) And I have been trying to draw today but it's hard. I may be overthinking myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:43:49 No.10675901 File: 165 KB, 480x528, 95063b51582b15a04004a7cd5c7b56e9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] thank you dear meido we love you

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:44:04 No.10675906 >>10675890 outside is scary

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:44:49 No.10675905 >>10675890 Being poor, overprotective parents, mental disorders.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:45:04 No.10675915 File: 173 KB, 414x1377, 1334300951771.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675904 I presume people reported you, mi'lord!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:45:04 No.10675916 >>10675890 Being poor, ugly, and unlucky I would've probably turned out ok but I was already a bit at risk and after my shitty childhood set in it had sealed my fate.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:45:19 No.10675907

I finally found a girl to date, /jp/. And yes, when I showed her a picture of Touhou characters and asked her to pick out which one she liked the most, she chose Reimu. Oh God I think I might marry her already...

Never give up hope guys. If I could do it being a 27 years old virgin, you can too.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:45:19 No.10675908 >>10675883 A single session? How did you act for that to happen?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:45:19 No.10675909 >>10675901 meido is nowhere in this thread. the only reason this thread hasn't been 404'd is because it is BOARD RELATED.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:45:34 No.10675910 >>10675904 We have a long history of shitty janitors. It's /jp/ culture to have a shitty janitor, really.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:45:34 No.10675912

>>10675904
>Interesting, the janitor seems to be aggravated towards me for some unknown reason. How pathetic.
Perhaps because you're a shitposter who makes no worthwhile contribution to a board, constantly posts off-topically and narcissistically, and is overall better off banned?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:46:35 No.10675920 >>10675907 She'll drop you the moment you tell her you're a virgin. I can't wait for that to happen, and you'll come back here crying about it, while image dumping Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:47:05 No.10675923 File: 142 KB, 300x300, remilia.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >go into thread >sage, sage everywhere Never change, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:47:05 No.10675928 >>10675923 I'm glad they're all saging this godawful thread. The less I have to see it's stupid face, the better.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:47:50 No.10675926 >>10675907 I think you're just imagining things. You should probably start taking your pills again.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:47:50 No.10675927 >>10675915 post the gok spam one

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:48:05 No.10675932 File: 168 KB, 800x800, 1361603091781.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675923 how new >>10675907 I had the same thing once but she left me for being a neet when she found a weeaboo who actually had money and went outside.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:48:35 No.10675930 File: 342 KB, 1233x2285, k3882.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675920 Don't worry, she already knows

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:49:05 No.10675933 File: 67 KB, 264x224, tumblr_m9l4esvkow1r0yamfo1_400.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675915

>>	Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:49:35 No.10675935 File: 432 KB, 477x600, 1335395682253.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675912 Couldn't one say the same thing towards all anons?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:49:50 No.10675938 >>10675930 so.. she's black?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:49:50 No.10675939 >>10675932 >new Ah, good to see my trolling still works.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:50:05 No.10675943
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>>10675935
>>10675904
Maybe it's because all you do is post off-topic, spam, shit-post, and act so superior to everyone else whilst being a bully at the same time.
Maybe that's why.
But no it's obviously none of that, it's because you're a special snowflake and you don't deserve it he's just mean!...Fucking retard.
Don't act like you know how /jp/ works or act like you're better than anybody and just fuck off already.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:50:20 No.10675940 >>10675930 scammer dude she'll start asking for money soon

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:51:20 No.10675945 >>10675930 I want to say she's running some sort of scam, but I can't figure out her angle because you probably dont have anything worth taking

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:51:36 No.10675946 I should really start filtering these threads. I can't take it easy like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:52:21 No.10675949 >>10675945 His semen.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:53:20 No.10675957 File: 47 KB, 512x512, 1358727218870.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675938 yes and? >>10675945 I already met up with her last Friday, we're having another date tommrow.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:53:35 No.10675958
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>>10675945
>>10675940
Do you have personal experience with such horrors?

I presume you do, this is why my only goal is to stay a NEET and then kill myself once my parents pass away.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:53:35 No.10675959
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>>10675943

Fun Fact: When used in the right context, anime pictures can appear to be more annoying. Take this picture, for example. Looking at this picture invokes over 5 years of GETs, faggotry, and rage.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:54:05 No.10675960 File: 13 KB, 236x285, 5183-doubles-guy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675959 >59 59

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:54:20 No.10675962 >>10675889 It's the only way to get over it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:54:35 No.10675964 >>10675930 It will fail. You'll be back. They all come back.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:55:20 No.10675966 >>10675890 social anxiety laziness not having any sort of dream career

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:55:35 No.10675967 File: 23 KB, 1072x593, 1358726669731.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675938

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:56:20 No.10675973 >>10675962 >get prescribed group therapy for depression >go there >literally EVERY SINGLE ONE of the 30 people there talk about drug crap >I'm the only one in there for not drugs feels bad man ;_;

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:56:50 No.10675975
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>>10675938
I thought this girl from the Detroit Maid Cafe was kind of cute. She obviously outclassed all the other monstrosities she worked with. And, living in Detroit, I'm sure she's dead by now.

Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:56:50 No.10675976 [DELETED]

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>>10675943
I apologize if I don't contribute to positive threads and prefer to take a more hostile approach in them as opposed to encouraging them and potentially shit up the board more by giving the false impression its somehow allowed.

Is that what you want?

I'm not saying the janitor is mean, I'm saying he is incompetent and thus not be taken seriously in the slightest.
I am not saying nor have I never stated I know how /jp/ works.
I have merely stated what occurs here is cancerous thus I felt necessary to grace you all with my presence in hope you cleanse you from this cancer you all posses.

I am saddened to see how much of you reject your savior.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:57:50 No.10675982 >>10675976 He said leave faggot Nobody wants you here besides your retarded stalker

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:58:05 No.10675983

>>10675958
Yes actually. I know 2 guys who were fooled into it. She'll keep asking for money until you stop giving it to her then disappear.

>>10675962
I went through 13 years of schooling and have even worked a couple of jobs. Neither did anything for my social anxiety.

Forcing yourself into social situations isn't going to magically heal it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:58:35 No.10675984 File: 225 KB, 599x563, 1 (4).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675976 Leave

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:58:50 No.10675985 Anyone here ever get hives before from an allergy to medication? Shit sucks. I can't sleep at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:59:35 No.10675988 >>10675930 Don't fall for it. She's an evil succubus sent to stop you from becoming a great wizard.

Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 20:59:50 No.10675989 [DELETED]

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>>10675976
>if I don't contribute to cancerous threads
I do need sleep.
>>10675982
He may have told me to leave, but if the reasons of wanting me to leave are not valid why should I listen to his demands?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:00:05 No.10675997 >>10675989 /jp/: Klonies !p8eYCadcMo 18-Jan-2012 07:21:24 212 /a/: Rei !p8eYCadcMo 26-Feb-2012 20:29:33 116 CASUAL ALERT CASUAL ALERT

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:00:50 No.10675996 File: 141 KB, 480x640, 4e09bba2cf517a90268d777367b384e5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675976 >I am saddened to see how much of you reject your savior. I've never rejected you! I've always known my place is beneath you Kronies-Sama!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:01:51 No.10676000 >>10675983 Actually...a counter-phobic attitude can help. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_anxiety_disorder#Treatment

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:02:05 No.10676011

>>10675988
No I'll tell you what happened.

Several days ago I put up an ad on Craigslist out of desperation. And sure enough, nobody replied except spambots pretending to be women, the Craigslist scams for dating ads is that they try to convince you to sign up to a dating site while pretending to be real.

Well after about 5 of those it got old pretty fast. But then I got this one email. Read the picture for the sequence of replies I got.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:02:35 No.10676006 >>10675997 He has a million posts in /v/. You sure are behind the times.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:02:35 No.10676007 >>10675976 You're doing a great job, don't worry. This thread is a fucking cesspool either way. It deserves to get shit on.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:02:50 No.10676008 >>10676000 >>10676000 >>10676000 TRIPS HOLY CRAP GUYS

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:02:50 No.10676009 >>10675976 How can someone from /v/ call /jp/ "cancerous"?

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:03:20 No.10676012

>>10675989
>He may have told me to leave, but if the reasons of wanting me to leave are not valid why should I listen to his demands?
Any reason is the same. In the end, it call comes down to people simply wanting or not wanting something. In this case, they don't want you here. What exactly are you expecting?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:03:35 No.10676013 >>10676009 Because people from /v/ call everything cancerous

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:04:20 No.10676018 File: 20 KB, 720x404, supernatural.818.hdtv-lol.mp4_snapshot_06.42_[2013.03.27_23.28.46].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can't we all just get along?

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:04:50 No.10676023

>>10676011
Now, it really DOES seem to good to be true. So I asked her, why the hell would she contact me in my ad? Here's the conversation

Me: I just had to ask but why did you reply to my CL ad? You read it right? I'm not a normal guy and a bit weird

Her: I don't like to judge. If we like each other, and we both think each other r attractive. If we have fun with one another I dont c ne biggie

Me: Wow, you have such a wonderful attitude. Thank you, I really do appreciate you taking the time to contact me. If you really want to, id love to meet you in person as well anytime

Her: Alright well let me know when u wana meet. Im free this week besides Wednesday

Me: Thanks, i'm free anytime on tuesday. But i've never done this before and have no clue where to take you, where would u like to go?

Her: Alright Tuesday sounds good. Well we can go to the movies if youd like. Its kind of cold to go anywhere else right now. But im guna get some rest. Let me know how ur classes go tomorrow. Goodnight!

Me: No problem, we can text again tomorrow. Good night

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:05:20 No.10676024 >>10676018 >/jp/ >get along Wrong, it's all wrong. Just get the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:06:20 No.10676028 >>10676018 Did that show ever get good again or what?

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:06:20 No.10676029

>>10676023
Now I'm REALLY confused. If this is a scam to fuck me over, then it's getting quite elaborate. But if she's real, then she's either just after a sugar daddy or she's a cute, maybe a little bit naive girl who's this nuts to meet a complete stranger, much less a 27-year old stranger.

This could be it. I'm desperate enough to want to believe that last option. And we scheduled to meet on Tuesday at the local movie theater to watch something together.

I desperately read everything I could about first dates and how to act, asked /jp/ for advice too. It all boiled down to one thing - relax and have fun. Mmm, I think I could do that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:07:50 No.10676036 >>10676029 Just act cool dawg.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:07:50 No.10676037 >>10676029 Bring a gun just in case.

Klonies !p8eYCadcMo Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:07:50 No.10676038 [DELETED]

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>>10676012
I'm expecting a well reasoned argument as to why they don't want me here and as to why I should leave.

I have no interest in listening to peoples emotions.
If you wish for someone to go away do state a logical reason which is what I'm waiting for if you have none then stop mentioning it for I wont go simply because YOU said so.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:08:21 No.10676040 >>10676000 I'm a lost cause

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:09:21 No.10676042

>>10676029

Then Tuesday came and went and...well, I got cold feet. I was just too nervous, she takes hours to reply back to texts and it just seemed to be a potential robbery, as has happened many times on Craigslist, where people have even gotten killed.

At that point I was just ready to give up and go back to my old no gf routine. But then...she texted me back.

Her: hey bernd, what r u up to?

Me: Oh man I just came back home sorry, had to go somewhere else. U done with classes?

Her: Yeah I was at school a while. R u avoiding meeting me? U said it ursefl u wanted to meet ppl and become more social. Heres a chance. :)

Oh dear. Oh fuck. I think she really is REAL.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:10:35 No.10676045

>>10676042
Over the next several days we texted each other more, asked about each other more. I made it clear that I was an undesirable bernd but she didn't mind, she told me more about herself and a clearer picture emerged. She wants to graduate soon, she's looking for a relationship but also wants to meet new people. She didn't mind who I was and said that she could tell I was a good person. I finally became more comfortable with the idea of actually meeting her. And so...we scheduled a date on Friday at 2:30pm.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:10:35 No.10676047 >>10676042 >bernd >>>/kc/

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:11:05 No.10676053

>>10676038
This board was created simply because people want to post about otaku-related things. You're here just because you want to be, and so am I. The rules exist just because somebody wanted to create them.

If you don't want to listen to emotions, there won't be anything in the world for you to listen to.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:12:20 No.10676055
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>>10676045
During the next few days days we texted each other more, asked about each other more. I made it clear that I was an undesirable guy but she didn't mind, she told me more about herself and a clearer picture emerged. She wants to graduate soon, she's looking for a relationship but also wants to meet new people.

She didn't mind who I was and said that she could tell I was a good person. I finally became more comfortable with the idea of actually meeting her. And so...we scheduled a date on Friday at 2:30pm.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:12:50 No.10676057 >>10676042 >>10676045 I'm really confused, are you making this shit up as you go or are you telling us your life story?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:13:50 No.10676059 >>10676057 It's pasta I guess

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:14:35 No.10676064
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>>10676055
And so Friday came and went. I woke up early, got my car ready and put on my best clothes. And so my journey began. It was a 45 minute drive but my mind was full of questions. Even if she was real, what would I do? Will I fuck this up and end up with a miserable failure of a first date experience because of my berndness and assburger? I've also read the stories about bad first dates and now this became my greatest fear. It was no longer whether she was real or a fake, but whether I could get through this without being a complete embarassment.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:15:20 No.10676068 >>10676057 No it's real I just typed it out beforehand.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:16:21 No.10676073

>>10676064
Finally I got to my destination, found a place to park my car and started walking close by to our meeting place. She wanted to watch a movie and we agreed to that, after that we would go to a coffee house and talk. I got there at 2:40pm, now a bit calmer and no longer caring what was going to happen anymore. Whatever happens, at least I tried.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:17:35 No.10676080 >>10676068 >>>/kc/

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:17:50 No.10676081

>>10676073
It didn't take long to realize that this was a popular dating spot for couples. There were quite a few of them around there just simply talking and hugging. Now I finally felt relaxed and no longer worried about a potential robbery. I was also glad that I didn't bring my gun because there were actual guards armed with Glocks in the area too patrolling around. While waiting I saw one of them approach a hobo who promptly left the area when he saw the guards.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:18:21 No.10676084 >>10675930 >shitskin drop her bro

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:18:36 No.10676086 Please stop spamming the thread with your shitty kopipe.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:19:35 No.10676092

>>10676086
15 agonizing minutes passed by. I was beginning to wonder...what if she got cold feet and stood me up? Oh well, at least I tried.

And then...I saw her. She didn't notice me at first because I was busy taking pictures. But I saw her first, she was the only black girl in the area and right after arriving she texted me. She was here.

Holy fucking shit, she was REAL!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:19:35 No.10676093 >>10676068 Am I gonna be able to jerk off to this thing or what?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:20:35 No.10676099 Bumping for good feels.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:21:06 No.10676103

>>10676092
I walked up to her and waved, she saw me and smiled, said "Hi anon, sorry I'm late!". All I could say was..."Oh my god, you actually came..."

I had a real assburger moment here. I introduced myself with a handshaked. She looked at it weirdly but laughed and shook my hand. But she was calm, relaxed, happy and was clearly confident, easily able to engage in casual conversation. We went inside the theater, we each paid our own ticket, I asked her what movie she wanted to watch and we agreed to watch this horror movie called "Mama".

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:22:50 No.10676110

>>10676103
We went to the movie theater and she was still calmly engaging in small talk. I kept as calm as I could because, remember, I have NEVER done this before. The last time I had actually talked to a girl this long was in high school almost 10 years ago.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:23:05 No.10676121 >>10676103 I love you. Keep shitting this shit thread up. I wish accel was on this thread 24/7. These people are disgusting.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:23:35 No.10676116

>>10676110
She was really at ease the whole time, I don't know how she does it but she was able to maintain a conversation without any real awkward pauses. We talked about what kind of movies we liked, she didn't really like horror movies but she wanted to see this for a change, we made casual talk about her clothes, her studies, etc. etc. To be honest she did most of the talking, and thank god because I was still pretty nervous at that point and would've made the whole thing awkward if she expected me to talk more. This went on for around 15 minutes while we waited for the movie to start, all the while she even touched my leg when I said something that made her laugh.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:24:36 No.10676124

>>10676116

Holy fucking shit. A girl TOUCHED me! At that point I started grinning like an idiot and started to feel more at ease. I know many of you said that going on a first date at the movies wasn't going to work, but it did in our case because we came about 30 minutes early, which gave us time to talk to each other and relax.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:24:51 No.10676125 >>10676103 >seeing a horror movie on the first date dayum

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:25:50 No.10676131 >>10676124 Damn man, how much longer is this gonna drag on?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:25:51 No.10676133 >>10676116 She wants that dick tho

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:26:50 No.10676137

>>10676124
The movie went on for almost two hours and well...it wasn't that good. It's about two girls who survive in the woods alone for 5 years until they are found again and reunited with relatives. The mystery is how they survived and it turns out some ghost of a dead woman named "Mama" took care of them. "Mama" then turns violent towards the girl's relatives as she wants to keep them for herself, and in the end she drags one of the girls away for herself.

Mmm, she was disappointed too, we could both agree to that. But hey, I told her next time we should watch something else and she agreed. At that point it was around 6pm now and dark at night.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:28:05 No.10676147
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>>10676137
As agreed we walked to the coffee shop she was talking about, an older, traditional style house that was made into a coffee shop, had a really nice relaxed setting and not that many people there. Now it was time for the actual date to begin.

We both ordered lattes and sat together in a table to finally talk more about each other. She explained quite a bit about herself, everything she had texted to me previously was true, she lived in the area with her mom and sister. She worked 3 jobs as well as studying in the local college which is why her text messages took so long to arrive. She was a VERY active girl, she also exercised a lot, loved dogs and owned a great dane and a chihuahua, she loved to sew, she wanted to be a psychologist, she loved to cook as well but watched her weight, she doesn't really know anything about videogames but says she plays Call of Duty, she loved reading authors that I have never heard of, etc. etc.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:28:35 No.10676143 File: 231 KB, 454x604, tumblr_mi422aYxQC1qbm8abo1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any milk fans here?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:30:36 No.10676156 >>10676137 Fucken great,I'm happy for you.reminds me of the time I went and meet on a blind date..but please continue

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:31:20 No.10676163 >>10676147 fug her imouto

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:31:21 No.10676164 >>10676143 I am a big milk fan I wish I could save up enough to go across the country to watch her cosplay in person and maybe get an autograph.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:31:35 No.10676165

>>10676147
Sadly, this is where problems started. Now, I do consider myself a good listener but there was a problem here. She talks...a lot. Fortunately there were only few awkward moments but I could get the conversation going by asking more questions about her. And to make matters worse, it was clear that we had very little in common. We were complete, polar opposites. She was an outgoing, active girl who never wasted time and always did something, either sports, drama, playing music, painting, etc. I was a loser who spends 12 to 14 hours a day on the internet, but I kept quiet about that and was able to tell her less embarrassing details about my life that could keep the conversation going.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:32:36 No.10676170 >>10676147 congrats on the date, keep trying bro. if you like her than go for it. This thread gave me hope

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:33:05 No.10676177 >>10676165 dont u no physics bro? opposites attract

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:33:21 No.10676171 she is probably one of those serial-std murderers. you're fucked mate.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:33:51 No.10676174

>>10676165
he most interesting part of the conversation though where I could talk the most was when I finally asked her why the hell did she even contact me in the first place. Well, she thought I was cute. And that from what she could tell in my texts to her that I was a nice guy and that she wanted to help me too. But she was also a lonely girl, most of her friends were working full time jobs and it was getting harder for them to hang out more as they were getting older. She also made it clear that she was a very self-sufficient, no-nonsense girl who was more focused on her studies and that wasn't desperate for a boyfriend and loved meeting new people, which was good.

Well, we talked for 3 hours. I was able to make her laugh and complement her several times that she loved. It was tiring, but I still enjoyed it regardless, but she was getting tired and said she had to go home early at 9pm. I walked her back to her car, she said she had a great time, and that we can see each other again on another date next time. And finally, we hugged and said goodbye.

That's the very first time I've ever been hugged by a girl. The VERY first time. I was just standing in a daze and waved her goodbye as she drove off.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:35:35 No.10676187

>>10676165
That's how my last Dating experience went..went on 3 dates and last date we kissed..knowing we were just friends and that it wouldn't go to far the next week she texted saying it wasn't going to work out and we stopped talking all together.I still think of what I could of done different.but at least it was fun though so just keep your head up,there's always someone else.if she didn't stop talking to me I wouldn't of fell in love again with my ex which I couldn't regret now

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:36:20 No.10676190

>>10676165
And so I drove back home into the night, mulling the events of the past 6 hours overall evaluating it as a success. After all, I had achieved my primary objective of going on a date with a real girl. The date didn't end awkwardly, she enjoyed being with me and said that we could meet each other again. I did it, I have finally found a girl to talk to!

It was a great experience overall, I gained the confidence of knowing that I can go on a date now. She asked me how often I went on dates and when I told her she was my first, she smiled and blushed. I have a problem of low self esteem but she's really boosted that up now. If it went well with her, then it might go well for other girls as well, but now I had to start looking for others too.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:37:20 No.10676194 the end

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:37:50 No.10676199 the beginning

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:38:05 No.10676206 Well OP that was a nice story. I hope you see this as an opportunity to improve as a person.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:38:05 No.10676207 >>10676194 -5/5

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:40:05 No.10676211 >>10676206 >op oops I fucked up,tehee!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:49:20 No.10676251 File: 31 KB, 245x238, °F.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] great weather tonight I think I might go for a walk.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:52:05 No.10676262 File: 64 KB, 700x525, per chance a feel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >RealFeel

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:55:50 No.10676278 File: 318 KB, 1600x900, hellyeahnigga.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10676251 >>10676262 >that RealFeel® when no milky gf

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 22:01:20 No.10676307 >>10676278 I wish milk would tell me how much she hates me and how pathetic I am so I could stop thinking about her

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 22:25:20 No.10676409 >>10676190 What does it look like when a black girl blushes?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 22:31:06 No.10676429 >tfw I have a kawaii japanese friend who is helping me learn Japanese :3

Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 22:36:21 No.10676442
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My addiction for space adventures is hindering my art but at this point I'm so numb that the only joy I get is watching ships fly over the moon...

I guess I must have depression after all.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 22:37:51 No.10676449 File: 192 KB, 701x773, milky meets jp at a convention.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10676307 That would just turn me on more DDD: >>10676164 >>10676143 I made this for you~

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 22:50:37 No.10676475 >>10676442 ships don't exist dude it's just science fiction

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 22:54:52 No.10676488 File: 18 KB, 206x200, °F.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10676251 Okay, I'm going for walk. Wish me luck, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 22:55:37 No.10676490 >>10676449 At least greyscale/levels her face onto there, d00d.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 22:57:52 No.10676499 >>10676488 >>10676251 the feel is too high, don't go

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 23:36:25 No.10676499,1 everyone here = f4gs

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 00:56:47 No.10676804 I wish I lived in a city where I could go for late night walks. I live in the country and only have a highway to travel down and fields to cross (which would irritate the local farmers)

Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 03:33:51 No.10677171

I spent almost all day at my aunt's house, same as the last two days. My mom had surgery and is staying there, so I've been visiting every day to see if she needs me to bring anything to her.

Today while I was sitting in the front room one of them started showing me how far she could stretch, eventually showing me how she can do the splits. Watching her bend down to touch her toes, I could not help but start to think lewdly of her. For the next hour or so she just kind of sat around me telling me stuff, showing me her Rubik's cube, and eventually I made some paper airplanes and gave her one (because another cousin was making them but he can't make them very well, and I used to make them as a child).

Afterwards I went to pick up a pizza that my aunt had ordered. After eating she again was sitting in the front room, this time in a nightgown, occasionally spreading her legs completely, leaving her panties completely exposed. I could not help but look and I could feel myself becoming aroused but I managed to avoid an erection. After that another cousin was sitting in my lap with an iPad, and the cousin in the nightgown came to watch, putting her face really close to mine. I looked over at her and I could feel myself blush.

Almost every time I see her, whether it be at her house or at family gatherings, I can't help but admire her. There's also another cousin who's almost as cute, is a bit younger, and whose hair is really soft.

Sometimes I feel a bit guilty for looking at her panties, but they're just there, and I'm a very attentive person so naturally I'd notice. This kind of thing is fine, right? Thinking cousins are really cute is normal, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 08:13:05 No.10677631 File: 109 KB, 922x940, 1337038968776.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675247 That's perfectly normal. Usually, it just means you took a thick, hard dump and it ripped your ass tissue a little bit, causing it to bleed.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 08:22:51 No.10677641 This is pretty weather http://forecast.io/

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 08:31:05 No.10677651 I want to do something fun today ;_; That doesn't involve going out. What should I do?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 08:32:05 No.10677654 >>10676804 I like to go for night walks, where I live it's pretty quiet and no one ever bothers me.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 08:51:06 No.10677687 downloading Tsukihime and staying indoors again. I think I,m turning into a Hiki i_i >>10677651 fap

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 08:53:51 No.10677689 >>10677631 If it's bright red it could be an internal hemorrhoid, but it's nothing harmful. You should get it checked out if it's a darker colour, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 09:14:20 No.10677726 How do you eat this muffin? It's all crumbs now.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 09:16:05 No.10677728 File: 1.67 MB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10677726

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 09:36:20 No.10677752 >>10677728 I usually eat muffins with a fork or a spoon

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 13:18:08 No.10678343 >>10677728 >>>/soc/

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 15:46:23 No.10679020 >>10675119 How is it possible to hold 2 months worth of food in your intestines? Shouldn't you have died a month ago?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 15:50:38 No.10679030 >>10675890 Illness (physical).

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 15:53:24 No.10679038 His belly is probably swollen up and round. If you were to slice him open the smell would be indescribable

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 15:55:38 No.10679045 >>10675871 I can't figure out where this is from. Any help, please?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 15:59:53 No.10679056 >>10675119 You're full of shit, liar. No one can survive that long.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 16:05:53 No.10679077 I had a friend in high school that only shit twice a month or so he claimed.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 16:15:53 No.10679109 I'm very bored and I have nothing to do cause I finished all the games I was playing through. What movie should I watch?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 16:19:53 No.10679117 >>10675157 you not gonna die vomiting baka. It's a lot worse than that, your stomach is break apart inside your body.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 16:37:23 No.10679200 I'm always so fucking mad I'm so bitter I feel it eating away at my brain But I can't stop

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 16:37:53 No.10679203 >>10679056 >You're full of shit Literally. Not him but I don't poop very often. Maybe once a week?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 16:40:23 No.10679215 >>10675119 you must have stones in your tummy now, your asshole will be obliterated if you ever shit again.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 16:42:38 No.10679223 >>10679200 Take a chill pill.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 16:43:23 No.10679228 >>10679200 you need a good ass-fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 16:45:23 No.10679237 >>10679228 A girl once noted that I look upset all the time and said I wouldn't be so angry if I got laid. Then she and her friends laughed. It didn't help.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 16:46:53 No.10679247 >>10679237 thats why its better never display angry emotions, you won't win sympathy from strangers and will be laugh/avoided at minimum.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 16:47:38 No.10679252 >>10679203 I'm like that and it's not really healthy, though it's normal for some people.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 16:50:09 No.10679266 >>10679247 You say that like I can help it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 16:51:08 No.10679273 >>10675930 >desperate attempt never, ever display you are desperate, you poor retarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 16:51:39 No.10679276 >>10679266 go to a doctor or therapist scrub.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 16:52:09 No.10679277 >>10679266 If you don't control yourself, who will?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 17:06:54 No.10679326 >that feel when my dad comes home and lectures me for an hour about my NEET life

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 17:10:23 No.10679338 I've been living the neet life for 8 years. Living off welfare bucks in my own apartment.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 17:14:54 No.10679354 >>10679338 I've been living the NEET life for 10 months. Living in my parents' basement.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 17:15:08 No.10679357 >>10679326 I know that feeling, but please don't misuse the quote feature.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 17:20:53 No.10679372 >>10679338 I filed for SSI and am awaiting approval. I'm a little scared that they may cut me off if I buy anything besides food.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 17:21:53 No.10679379 >>10679357 But that's how feels are expressed.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 18:09:40 No.10679539 to the guy with the intense constipation: one word. Enema. Seriously. Just do a thorough one every week or so and you'll be gold.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 18:16:10 No.10679562 The only reason I bother with these threads is I believe its one of the few places left on the internet to find people more pathetic than I am. The hard part is weeding through the normals and college kids to find them.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 18:22:54 No.10679588 >>10679562 That's pretty pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 18:25:24 No.10679595 >>10679562 Guess what, doing that makes you more pathetic than them.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 18:34:54 No.10679629

Got another call for a job interview. I'd really prefer to just stay home and lose myself in some VNs, but I might as well give it a try since I've come this far. I'm not even sure what I'd use the money for, aside from insurance and possibly school if I decide to go back.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 18:58:49 No.10679699 >>10679629 Ganbatte anon. Working is rough but you might actually meet a nice person or two that'll make it less awful. Like having to work Saturdays too.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 19:04:50 No.10679726
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>>10679562
You should leave and just gawk at homeless on the streets then. With NEETs there's still a chance they might be from a privileged background and either have all the money they need or can get a nice job in a flash thanks to connections.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 19:16:49 No.10679764

I was crossboarding on /tv/ for a while and there was a thread about NEET films. Nobody could give a recommendation about a film that's primarily about NEETs, it kind of made me realize that there's really no stand-out films about NEETs and their lifestyle.

How would you write a screenplay about NEETs? I'm somewhat inspired to do it.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 19:29:49 No.10679835

>>10679764
There's a bunch of documentaries and new blurbs on NEETs and hiki (aka truNEET). The old BBC doc on hikis was bretty good. As for hiki films there's:
Now I...
Left Handed (black/white)
Tamago
Not a film but Welcome to the NHK is the essential classic.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 19:45:49 No.10679932 >>10679835 Thank you for the recommendations. I've already watched Welcome to the NHK, but I'll definitely check out the films. Can you give me the date of release for "Now I...?"

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 20:07:50 No.10680065 >>10679726 I think he means how, despite our often immaculate purity, we seem rotten to the core. Others can perceive us as not fully human, as animals, or some kind of monsters. And all that just for not being social alone. And that's hurtful.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 20:11:49 No.10680086 >>10679932 2007

Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 20:16:50 No.10680113

>>10680065
We don't know what kind of ranking system he's using though and what culture he's from. In this part of Murrica a well-off but secluded NEET bumming off parents is actually considered to be of a higher social standing than homeless people and/or welfare queens who are perceived as being dangerous and a terrible drain on state resources.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 20:38:50 No.10680209 I can't stop eating oh shit I'm gonna be a fatty soon

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 21:53:41 No.10680209,1 mmm

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 22:57:07 No.10680743 Goodnight /jp/

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 23:01:08 No.10680759 >>10680743 Goodnight cutie

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 23:04:07 No.10680775 File: 251 KB, 653x494, 1357089091297.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i feel sick my is body is hot, my head aches, i feel my stomach rumbling and its like im gonna puke

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2013 00:10:08 No.10680970 I find these threads really stressful, so many people! Can someone join me on omegle with "/jp/" as a tag?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2013 00:25:08 No.10681006 I spent all day making something for /jp/, but there's no original content thread up.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2013 03:55:52 No.10681633

Haven't slept all night long. Setting a kettle on a stove for the third time already, because I don't notice it boiling in time before the water in it gets vaporized completely. Yesterday I spent half of all of my money to connect to the internet via my old shitty modem. I can't even browse boards with that thing properly, it makes me seethe in anger while I'm waiting for every single pic and icon to show up properly. It sucks so much I wish I didn't have it at all. Slowly yet steadily downloading Moon visual novel alongside with Muv-Luv Altered Fable to read it in my own pace when I feel like it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 12, 2014 19:36:54 No.10681633,1 pooped a bunch too

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