日本語を話せますか?

[アノン No.]

日本語のソレッヅ?
日本語のソレッヅ。

[Anonymous No.]

>ソレッヅ
What the hell are you doing?

[アノン No.]

バムプ。

[Anonymous No.]

>ソレッヅ
japanizu, mothafucka, du yu spiku ito?

[アノン No.]

>>10672702
私は修正立っている。
(I stand corrected)
>日本語のスレッド

[すぺろたく No.]

こにちわ

[Anonymous No.]

テス

[Anonymous No.]

Red: Get away from here before being killed, old man.
White: Haha, I found a chicken. It's time to cook...

[アノン No.]

>>10672714
こんにちは、アノンさん。お元気ですか。

[Anonymous No.]

そんなこともあったけど、
今はラブラブです。

[Anonymous No.]

てすと

[Anonymous No.]

私わのホモでますか？

[Anonymous No.]

日本語は難しいね

[Anonymous No.]

>ソレッヅ
>スレッド
who the fuck says that? go back to your first year nip lang class OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>10672814
What do you expect from someone who uses a '_____ thread? _____ thread," format, and an image macro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10672776
>>10672714
>わ
stop
You guys are terrible at Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10672825
これわ点だ。

[Anonymous No.]

>>10672825
They're doing it on purpose. And Japanese people do use わ instead of は sometimes as sort of a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10672839
Oh, so it's kind of like how u tk him 2da bar?

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese sledge?
Japanese sledge.

[Anonymous No.]

俺は日本人だから日本語喋れるよ
Though I use English on 4chan most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10672892
大丈夫。俺信じている。

[Anonymous No.]

I'm taking Japanese classes in uni for extra credit. I can now make sentences like:

A: あなたは電車で京都へ行きますか。
B: はい(^_^)、行きます！！！
A: すごいい。京都はおもしろいです

That feel when you are learning Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10672920
あまじんｇ

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is a fucking trainwreck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10672920
suigoi sugoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>10672892
Yeah, I'm going to believe you solely because you used shabereru instead of hanaseru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10672923
すみません。わかりません
私はまだべんきょうします

[Anonymous No.]

これはペンです。

[Anonymous No.]

Where's kuso thread award guy when you need him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10672930
がんばって、ウマシカ-さん！

[Anonymous No.]

>>10672923
すみません。わかりません
私はまでべんきょうします

[Anonymous No.]

unko is bitter and delicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>10672892
はいはい。
実は／ｊｐ／のみんなが日本人だ
俺もだよ

[Anonymous No.]

>>10672946
ore wa nippon

[Anonymous No.]

>>10672932
Can you explain what the difference between 話せる and 喋れる is?
Actually I can't.
喋れるの方が若干自然な感じがしないでもないけど……

[Anonymous No.]

>>10672957
It's an easy way for a Japanese person to tell you're a foreigner. You never use hanaseru when asking if someone can speak in a certain language. A lot of people make this mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

You're an embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.]

But that's the kanji for speak right? All I know it from is phone: 電話

[Anonymous No.]

自分のケツ穴に全般の腕に入れます。

[Anonymous No.]

>>10672965
Thank you. I didn't know that.
But come to think of it, it may be true.
ネイティブだから外国人の使う日本語には詳しくないんだ
/jp/にいると色々勉強になるね

[Anonymous No.]

>>10672973
Think of the sentences "Can you speak English?" and "Can you talk English?". Obviously the second sentence sounds completely unnatural even though speak and talk mean practically the same thing. It's kind of similar to that.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the nerdiest thread I have ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

ゆっくりできない。
何でも読むには言葉が足りなさすぎて、文法も苦手だ。
アンキでレップスするのはつまらない。
日本語を勉強するのは悪い考えだったかもしれない。

[Anonymous No.]

How do you guys manage to learn this? And how long did it take? I'm thinking about going to Japan this summer and would like to be able to have conversation and stuff.

[blooky !h1lHChcgHs No.]

>>10673012
if you wanted to take it lightly, a month
most stuff here is pretty sumple

even less if you can already read from knowing any other asian language

[Anonymous No.]

>>10673018
I..it.it took me a year to reach this level ;_;

With daily work and reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>10673024
I don't know what level you're talking about here because everything before >>10672957 is entry-level stuff you'll learn in the first few weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

I have been learning since April 2010. And will take the jlpt n5 this December. How slow am I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10673034
I meant 2012. I keep forgetting its 2013.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10673034
>And will take the jlpt n5 this December
Why. And you've been learning for almost a year already, why the HELL do you need 8 more months to do JLPT N5?

Incredibly fucking slow, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10673038
You're beyond slow. I finished Tae Kim's guide and learned somewhere over 1000 kanji in about a year. I took a lot of breaks too especially in the beginning since I wasn't used to doing reps every single day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10673046
>I finished Tae Kim's guide and learned somewhere over 1000 kanji in about a year.
... You used Heisig didn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10673003
その気持、よく分かる。
エロゲーを読みながら、何度でも辞書をひく言葉が多い過ぎて。
それにくわえて、喋る相手がないので、特に文法も苦手
困ったなー

[Anonymous No.]

>>10673038
Pretty slow.
More importantly, why would you do JLPT N5 at all?
You can't speak Japanese yet, and you want a certificate to prove it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10673049
俺が話し相手になってあげるよ

[Anonymous No.]

>>10673051
Nope, I used the JLPT kanji shared decks. Started with 5, and worked my way up to 2. When I got to the JLPT 1 deck, I suspended all the cards instead of starting from the beginning and unsuspend the ones I want to learn (usually the ones I encounter when reading LNs/VNs).

[Anonymous No.]

>>10673056
>JLPT
>speak japanese

pick one

[Anonymous No.]

>>10673056
I like certificates because it feels like
I'm doing something with my life. I collect many random bullshit ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10673051
What about Heisig?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10673054
は、はい

[Anonymous No.]

>>10672965
I'm sorry but this is complete rubbish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10673034
Slow. I started Genki I and Heisig in summer 2009 and passed JLPT1 in summer 2011.

My Chinese friend started in 2010 and passed the same time as me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10673223
>Heisig
I'm sure you did dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10673229
Heisig makes learning fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10673231
``Learning.''

[Anonymous No.]

>>10673229
I don't know what you're implying here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10673231
>fun

[Anonymous No.]

Learning how to write the Jouyou kanji is honestly like 2% of the way to native level proficiency. It's pathetic how people debate furiously about the best way to go about it. I can guarantee none of these people who get passionately involved in these arguments will ever get to any non-trivial level of ability in the language.

It's only slightly less ridiculous than arguing about the right way to learn hiragana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10673273
> I can guarantee none of these people who

No, you can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10673273
What in the fuck are you even talking about you mongoloid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10673304
The pro RTK vs anti RTK debates that always seem to crop up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10673236
Why are you people mad that guys can learn Kanji with less work than others?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10673451
Maybe it's a superiority complex?

[ひろし No.]

I'm japanese please diffuse this pict...(´；ω；｀)
I'm sorry but we will need your help..(´；ω；｀)
I'm not good at english..(´；ω；｀)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10673522
Hang in there!

[Anonymous No.]

あの。。

[Anonymous No.]

>>10672741
わたしはげんきです。

[Anonymous No.]

>>10673034
don't worry, keep studying.