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Hey /jp/. I was wondering if you guys could give me some NEET chic fashion tips. I was thinking about buying something like this. Is this NEET chic enough?

>> No.10666504

I wish I was an ignorant teenager who wore stuff like this. And I'd go to the movies with my teenage friends and we'd kiss each other and talk about Naruto and we wouldn't know any better ;____________________________________; orz

>> No.10666501

Don't forget the fedora and cape.

>> No.10666511
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This week's NEET CHIC item is a.....FEDORA WITH TONS OF BUTTONS

>> No.10666519

NEET chic is getting companies to pay you for advertising. So you can get money without having a job.

>> No.10666522

get a bazinga t-shirt, trenchcoat with flame patterns, fedora for dat classy look, and some boots

>> No.10666538

Imagine having so little self-awareness and enough confidence that you can wear this shit and not realize how dumb you are. Just think objectively for a moment. Imagine how happy you would be.

>> No.10666549

>>10666538
I had a flame shirt in middle school.

I wore it with a studded belt, some glow in the dark pants with lots of zippers, and I had bracelets with spikes on them. God..what the fuck was I thinking?

>> No.10666560

>>10666549
>some glow in the dark pants

damn that must've been swag as fuck

>> No.10666563

>>10666549
But you thought you looked bad ass, and you were happy.

>> No.10666565
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>>10666522
don't forget the meme shirt.

>> No.10666571

>>10666565
>The meme shit

Thats better

>> No.10666579

>>10666565
You could have so much fun with these if you wore them in layers. If you play a prank on someone, you could lift up your top shirt and reveal "Problem?", or if someone dares you to do something you could reveal "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED".

>> No.10666580

>>10666565
Yeah, now that you mentioned it, meme shirts are better than the bazinga ones

>> No.10666582

>>10666563
I did think I looked bad ass. All of my stupid middle school peers thought I was awesome too because my mom let me wear whatever clothes I wanted and they couldn't be "rebellious" like me. What the fuck is wrong with people in the 10-13 year old age range?

>> No.10666606

>>10666571
>>10666579
>>10666580
What the fuck is wrong with you

>> No.10666619
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>>10666565
Get on my level. #yolo #swag

>> No.10666628

>>10666619
How do you guys know these Twitter tags?

>> No.10666633

>>10666628

how do you know that's a twitter tag?

>> No.10666640

>>10666633
I guess they could be roguelike extended commands.

>> No.10666636

>>10666628
Those are shoutouts to QuakeNet, you self-incriminating web2.0er.

>> No.10666649

>>10666565
>>10666619
Thank god the internet was for nerds only when I was in high school. I would shoot myself if I had to deal with this shit.

>> No.10666651

>>10666628
>>10666633
>>10666636
fucking busted

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>>10666649
Were you in high school before 1993?

if not shut the HELL up

>> No.10666683

>>10666640
Or C preprocessor directives.

>> No.10666687

Get a Doritos shirt...I'm gonna buy one.

My mom tells me I'm going to turn into a Dorito because I eat 1-2 bags of them a day..so I wanna surprise her with a Doritos shirt and then she can say I did turn into one.

>> No.10666711

>>10666687
You should make a big Dorito costume.

Also is "Dorito" the singular form of Doritos? Like do you eat "a Dorito"? Or is it maybe a name like "Lay's". You don't eat "a Lay". Then again that has an apostrophe, but "Walkers" doesn't. You may be eating Walkers but you don't eat "a Walker".

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>>10666687
>My mom tells me I'm going to turn into a Dorito because I eat 1-2 bags of them a day.

>> No.10666734

>>10666724
I never understand this GIF.

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>>10666734

>> No.10666782

I don't wear clothes unless I'm really cold.

>>>/fa/

>> No.10666812 [DELETED] 

>>10666782
Not everyone is a gross nudist. Reported for ILEGAIL content.

>> No.10666820

>>10666493
>I was wondering if you guys could give me some NEET chic fashion tips
Why would you ever want to do this, unless besides being a shitposter trolling /jp/? Oh wait...

>> No.10666823

>>10666493
You need

-some shoes
-some underwear, more than one pair helps
-pants
-shirt
-coat for when it's cold
-hat, optional but nice when cold

These items can be found in local second hand shops at cheap prices, also semi-disposable fashion stores sell clothing very cheaply. Don't forget to look in skips, I once found a nice wax jacket that way.

Clothes can be worn until they fall apart. You may want to wash them occasionally, I usually don't until I am offended by my own odor.

>> No.10666833

>>10666823
what the heck does a NEET need shoes for

>> No.10666842

>>10666833
Take a walk in dangerous roads.

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>>10666493

>> No.10666850

>>10666734
Britney Spears and Kevin Federlein.

vapid American pop singers who had a fling.
You're better off not knowing

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10666849

Hey /jp/. I was wondering if you guys could give me some NEET chic fashion tips. I was thinking about buying something like this. Is this NEET chic enough?

>> No.10666853

>>10666849
Just wear a cute pajamas all day, that dress looks uncomfortable, specially in the chest.

>> No.10666874

>>10666849
I wear pajama bottoms and solid color t-shirts.

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