I want to be China's personal trainer. Watching her get sweaty, and gain muscle over time~

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Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:23:09 2013 No.10666342 [DELETED]

I want to be China's personal trainer. Watching her get sweaty, and gain muscle over time~

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:26:55 2013 No.10666352 Would you sniff her butt crack after a work out like that OP? How much do you really love that 2hoo

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:27:09 2013 No.10666357 >>10666342 I want to lift with her, she could help me bulk

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:27:39 2013 No.10666355 >>10666342 I think you're a faggot who got raped by your dad/uncle/brother.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:28:39 2013 No.10666359 >>10666357 She could help bulk up my cock.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:29:09 2013 No.10666362 File: 397 KB, 426x639, Hikaru-on-women-rights.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:29:39 2013 No.10666365 >>10666355 i'll foockin hook u in da gobba m8

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:31:24 2013 No.10666379 Do you guys shitpost like this often or this a special treat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:32:10 2013 No.10666383 >>10666359 Your cock isn't a muscle silly

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:33:09 2013 No.10666389 >>10666379 muh jay-pay culture

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:34:10 2013 No.10666395 >>10666379 All the time, shitbag. You would know this if you weren't such a newfag.

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Tue Mar 26 21:35:09 2013 No.10666400
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His old art-style sure was better.

And I'd like her to take me to "Meiling's boot camp".

Where was that damn doujin... though, it was about Sakuya if I remember correctly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:38:24 2013 No.10666407 >>10666352 Depends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:39:25 2013 No.10666415 >>10666400 >His old art-style sure was better. Man holy shit. You sure weren't kidding.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:41:54 2013 No.10666427 File: 470 KB, 360x270, 1360698315503.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >china

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:43:39 2013 No.10666435
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Working out, especially lifting, is kind of tiring and hard work. Not really that much of a time-sink, but it's definitely tiring.

I don't think it would be better if Meiling was your workout trainer. She would issue unreasonable workloads fitting of youkai for you. She would push the weights down just so you have to struggle more. She would issue absurd repetitions with little to no time to rest. Sure, she would probably try to motivate you to some degree, but after seeing that you do not reach up to her expectations, she'll just give up on you after you're thoroughly exhausted, and didn't even manage to complete a tiny bit of her workout plan.

Unless she gives you some unholy supplement which gives you an absurd amount of muscle energy, don't do it, /jp/! You'll wreck yourself and be ridiculed by your self-awareness later.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:44:09 2013 No.10666444 File: 672 KB, 533x800, meiling vs remi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10666427 She wishes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:44:48 2013 No.10666442 >>10666435 The feeling after lifting is really nice though. It's the only thing I live for now a days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:45:54 2013 No.10666446 >>10666444 that's not what i meant u tard

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:46:09 2013 No.10666456 File: 25 KB, 184x184, 1361086548797.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10666442 me too, i live for THE PUMP

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:46:39 2013 No.10666454 >>10666435 ahhh sugoi... she's so flexible

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:47:54 2013 No.10666459

>>10666442
How is it? I've been trying to achieve something like that for a bit, but while I finish my workout with my arms feeling definitely bulkier, it's a fleeting sensation and it doesn't feels well.

As opposed to my legs, I started doing 15 minutes of that stationary workout bike thing daily, and now my legs feel good all the time. Even walking feels good, provided I'm not carrying anything too hard on my back. I really wish I had that feeling on my arms!

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Tue Mar 26 21:48:25 2013 No.10666463 >>10666415 It reminds me of the NTR Alice guy. Why anon, why ;_;

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:49:39 2013 No.10666475

>>10666459
Well any exercise is good, but a nice compound lifting routine, like Starting Strength, is really optimal. /fit/ is an awful board, but the wiki they have is genuinely useful.
There's a rush of endorphins after my lifts, which I really enjoy, and tracking numbers every other day keeps me something to do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:52:54 2013 No.10666492 >>10666357 I'd like to see China get a bit chubby with her muscle during a bulk

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:57:54 2013 No.10666525 Oh, I wish I could afford a weight set or a gym membership. Bodyweight exercises are probably a waste of time, and all I can do is run around.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:59:39 2013 No.10666533 >>10666525 YMCAs are pretty cheap

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 22:00:40 2013 No.10666540 >>10666525 A gym membership is really cheap, Anon! Most gyms even offer the body check as a package with the subscription with a discount, so it's even cheaper!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 22:02:25 2013 No.10666553 File: 626 KB, 1203x3353, chinacomic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >china

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 22:08:25 2013 No.10666599 >>10666435 Just having Meiling as my trainer would be motivation enough for me. I'd definitely go for it if I could.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 22:24:55 2013 No.10666694 >>10666525 i got a gym membership once, but training with other people... my autism and social anxiety made me quit

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 22:31:39 2013 No.10666726
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>>10666342
To be her personal trainer means you need a degree in Kinesiology and you need to lift. You're a fucking NEET. You can't do shit for China.

Do
You
Even
Fucking
Lift
Bro
?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 22:32:54 2013 No.10666730 >>10666694 That's why I go at the early in the morning, at noon, or dead at night

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 22:37:24 2013 No.10666740

>>10666694
I don't really like people either, I just go to the gym when it's empty. Usually during lunchtime works best, it's completely empty save for the trainer, and usually he's chilling by the reception desk having a bite, so I just go to the back of the gym and we forget about each other.

If you know your workout by heart and you know how to operate the machines already, you don't even really need to pay heed to him apart from a greeting. Usually if you're starting out, the workout they give you is so small anyway, the chances of someone showing up are slim.

At least, that's how it goes here. I doubt it's wildly different in some other country, unless Americans secretly love going to the gym right after that sweet, sweet McDonalds meal. That, or the gym is really good so it naturally draws more customers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 22:39:25 2013 No.10666749 >>10666740 >operate the machines already Ditch the machines anon, you can do better.

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 22:41:24 2013 No.10666761

>>10666694
Find a gym that works for you. Most people don't pay any mind to you unless you're moving some serious weight, or you're doing it with bad enough form that you're going to injure yourself. I have social anxiety but most people in the gym are pretty nice. The people who lift the heaviest are the friendliest, its only the little kids who go in there to do CURLZ to get that SUMMER BEACH BOD who have something to prove.

Or go in the early morning or dead at night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 22:42:39 2013 No.10666767 >>10666761 >most people in the gym are pretty nice Yeah this is pretty true, people are pretty respectful in the gym usually. Still can't help but just avoid them though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 23:14:24 2013 No.10666857 >>10666694 http://4chanfit.wikia.com/wiki/Harsh%27s_Worksheet_%28WIP%29 Starting Strength, get your own barbell and do compounds- I lost 30 pounds and gained 10 of muscle in 3 months.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 23:18:39 2013 No.10666871 >>10666857 Some people can't really do powercleans in their gym, so stripped 5x5 is good too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 23:42:10 2013 No.10666939 >>10666871 indeed >>10666761 Also please don't forget to do your cardio and stretches on your off days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 23:45:24 2013 No.10666951 >>10666939 >stretches I know static stretches are bad, but what type of stretches are good?

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 23:55:24 2013 No.10666997

>>10666951
http://www.exrx.net/ExInfo/Posture.html

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130106175642/4chanfit/images/1/1f/Bodybuilding.jpg

I'm pretty biased about stretches as a martial artist so take it with a grain of salt. I always recommend to touch your toes and practice lunges so that you can eventually do the split (open hip one). It certainly helps to detour injury when lifting and running, specifically to the knees which seems to be a problem for most.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 23:55:24 2013 No.10666996 Shit, banana tornado, dumbass

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:01:24 2013 No.10667033 >>10666997 >http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130106175642/4chanfit/images/1/1f/Bodybuilding.jpg I wouldn't call those stretches bodyweight exercises. Rather than static stretches, it's now recommended to do dynamic warmups isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:01:39 2013 No.10667035 Lifting weights is a waste of time Please stop spreading your /fit/ shit and go back there where you belong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:03:24 2013 No.10667042 >>10667035 Browsing /jp/ is waste of time

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:03:24 2013 No.10667043 >>10667035 What's wrong with lifting? I got nothing better to do, might as well do this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:05:54 2013 No.10667051 File: 118 KB, 426x442, frabz-ur-telling-me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10667035 You filthy heretic, probably wouldn't lift for his waifu. Do you even love?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:07:24 2013 No.10667056 >>10667051 Please give me more /a/-esque posts and memes & funny pics from frabz.com

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:07:55 2013 No.10667057 >>10667035 But lifting otakus is otaku culture

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Wed Mar 27 00:08:39 2013 No.10667058

>>10667035
Lifting weights can help you improve your posture, strengthen muscles and ligaments, make it less likely to injure yourself by realizing certain movements or sudden efforts, enables you of doing certain task easily (as /fit/ would say: FUNCTIONAL STRENGTH), it helps your health overall, etc.

It's not just a thing about becoming HUGE. And you'll feel good, and look even better.

Not a waste of time at all.

And don't you want to improve your body, as well as your mind so you can become worthy of your waifu?.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:10:40 2013 No.10667069 File: 15 KB, 250x250, 1342060237914.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10667056 Nope. Deal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:10:40 2013 No.10667070 >>10667058 And absolutely none of that shit have any value to someone who is true /jp/ "clubbing culture" isn't "otaku culture"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:11:09 2013 No.10667075 >>10667035 >Lifting weights is a waste of time you'd have a easier time of convicing me if you didn't said that on /jp/, all it sounds like now is that you are trying too hard to fit in

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:12:54 2013 No.10667078 >>10667070 he's right, everyone back to shit-posting

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:13:39 2013 No.10667080 >>10667070 >"clubbing culture" isn't "otaku culture" How does lifting weights have anything to do with clubbing? A lot of people here don't lift to get girls or club, it's a pretty solitary thing for whatever personal reasons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:14:24 2013 No.10667084 >>10667075 If anyone is trying hard to fit in its the people who started XD oats n squats after /fit/ started spamming their shit all over 4chan including your /v/ homeboard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:15:54 2013 No.10667089 >>10667084 i agree, but you are still trying too hard

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:16:24 2013 No.10667093 >>10667084 You're the only one being obnoxious. No one is spamming "XD oats n squats". It's been mostly civil discussions about lifting. Please stop being a shitposter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:17:10 2013 No.10667100 >>10667080 Why would you want 3d Pig White Woman anyways? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uTsiiHod4I

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:20:54 2013 No.10667107 >>10667100 >3d Pig White Woman Go back to /a/. And did you not read my post? When did I ever say that? I said lifting is no way for getting women or going clubbing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:22:39 2013 No.10667117 >>10667107 Sorry, just wanted to share the vid...we can be civil.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:24:54 2013 No.10667124 >>10667117 I'm sorry I thought you were the other person.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:31:25 2013 No.10667139 >>10667124 It's cool nigga.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:32:39 2013 No.10667143 File: 304 KB, 1500x1200, 1354687476334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Her breasts are too big in that photo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 28 02:12:00 2013 No.10672178 File: 225 KB, 331x758, 1363934427473.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10667143 Her legs are too bare in that pic. I still think it's hot though

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 28 02:18:44 2013 No.10672207 why is that every image you see of anime people lifting, or practically any kind of depiction of a person lifting theyre always curling. Fucking PLEB exercise. Why are there no images of cute girls snatching heavy weights

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 28 05:49:16 2013 No.10672632 >>10672207 The people that tend to draw these images don't know very much about lifting

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 28 16:59:34 2013 No.10674543 Can any of you even do a single pullup?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 28 22:24:50 2013 No.10676405 >>10674543 i can do 127 pushups in a row but my legs are kinda weak, the only thing i do in my room that isn't playing is pushups

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 28 22:37:36 2013 No.10676446 >>10676405 >ask for pullups >"i can do pushups" Who am I greening?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 28 22:41:37 2013 No.10676456 >>10674543 I did a set of 8 today

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 28 22:42:37 2013 No.10676458 >>10674543 I can do like 10 maybe I don't lift weights or any of that shit either

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 28 22:50:52 2013 No.10676479 File: 333 KB, 1200x1703, Hong and Yuugi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna see Yuugi and MeiLing team up or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 28 23:18:07 2013 No.10676561 >>10676479 against my cock

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 03:33:38 2013 No.10677169 File: 342 KB, 1000x800, 1359779680091.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10676479 Domestic abuse.

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