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1066482 No.1066482 [Reply] [Original]

You are chosen as the Master in the Holy Grail war. You are summoning a Servant. All Servants from the Fate canon are at your disposal. You choose-

1. Berserker
2. Rider
3. Caster
4. Archer
5. Saber
6. Assassin (True or normal)
7. Lancer

After that, your strategies on winning the war.

>> No.1066494

>>1066489
beaten ehh

>> No.1066489

I choose Saber, and my strategy is sex.

>> No.1066488

FUCK YEAH I'M USING THE FATE CANNON ON ANYONE WHO STANDS IN MY WAY

>> No.1066513

I choose Lancer. We sit around drinking.

Maybe have a barbeque or something.

>> No.1066509

I choose Lancer and my strategy is being incredibly awesome and fishing.

>> No.1066514
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1066514

Lancer.

My strategy is fishing and gay sex.

>> No.1066515

I summon Caster, she summons Rider and rulebreaks Saber, then we have a wild foursome.

>> No.1066521

と良いコミュニティ・文化が

>> No.1066523

F/zero Seiba.

>> No.1066525

Caster (Medea).

Have her summon Lancelot as the class that he also could have been and make him a Saber. Take over the nearest US Military installation. Fortify defenses (Caster turns to temple, collects mana). Let them come to me. All potential waifus who wander by are enchanted and brought to me for mana transfer. A winrar is me.

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>>1066482
Since i actually want to win the war and wish for an unlimited harem and money. I chose Iskander or Gil.

>> No.1066552

True Assassin
Motherfucker is hacking

>> No.1066602

Rider.

We both get stoned.

>> No.1066664
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1066664

No thanks, I think I'll pick the superior Archer with his army of souls instead.

>> No.1066678

>>1066602
I SEE what you did there

>> No.1066691
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1066691

>>1066664
Army-summoning? I liked it better when it was called Ionian Heitairoi

>> No.1066753
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1066753

I summon and servant, and have her make me dinner.

Later will skip town and let the rest of the losers fight it out.

>> No.1066754
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1066754

Rider
I don't know about winning but I'll definitely enjoy the sex.

>> No.1066834

>>1066482
1. Berserker, but only to have him surprise butsecks random pedestrians.

>> No.1066857

Lancer, because he's awesome and we'd have a pretty good shot at winning.

>> No.1066869
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1066869

Rider. I'd force her to carry me around on her shoulders.

>> No.1066920

>>1066869
So you can "ride her," amirite?

>> No.1066960

My love for you is like a truck.

>> No.1066965

I pass the chance to someone else and watch them die. Fuck nasu mage wars.

>> No.1066970

>>1066920
No she'll "ride" you.

>> No.1066975

>>1066970
No, the one being carried is "riding."

>> No.1066977

>>1066970
But I'm not a Divine Beast or Noble Phantasm so yeah

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1067134

>>1066977
Think she could ride this?

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1067161

Gilgamesh

I'd love to get to abuse his Golden Rule skill and become FILTHY RICH! Hopefully though we are not talking about the Holy Grail'd Gilgamesh even so though i'd still prefer to have him as my servent. Because after I summon him my whole life would be Unlimited Mongrel Works.

As for stratagies.......That Heavenly Chain thing could do wonders against Saber and Rider if you get what I mean. Everyone else can easily be Ea'd away if I just constantly bug Gilgamesh to stop screwing around and not hold back.

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1067168

>>1067134
Even though it's supposed to be Ganon.. I can't shake the fact that the whole 'Ganon=Rider' joke ties in with this somehow.. in an oddly weird, sadistic and fucked up way.

>> No.1067198

>>1067168
>Genome
>Genom
>Genon
>Ganon
>Ganon = Rider

..Fuck you.

>> No.1067455

>>1066960
BERSERKER!

Incidentally, that's who I'd pick in this war.

>> No.1067471

lancer

>> No.1067487
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1067487

I don't think I even have to say anything else.

>> No.1067502

i choose sex and my strategy is Saber

>> No.1067505

>>1067502
flawless

>> No.1067520

Caster Medea.

The strategy is to use the laylines that crisscross the city to transform it into one big mana drain to empower Caster. It is to be expected that our rivals will be able to find a way to preserve themselves and their mana supply and at this point they would most likely shift their focus to eliminating me.

We would establish a base of operations at the Temple and would create a trap to lure the other magus and their servants there. Once they enter the snare we use Caster's now considerable magical power to scrub the mind of each individual master and turn them into our puppets. With the masters under our control we can use the command spell on any of the servants.

We order the servants to sacrifice themselves and their puppeted masters in a Grail ritual to summon the full power of the Holy Grail. Then we make our wishes.

>> No.1067526

>>1067520
Perfect strategy! I don't see how this could fail at all.

>> No.1067522

>>1067520
I don't see how that could go wrong.

>> No.1067524

>>1067520
Yup, the Holy Grail can grant wishes. Don't see anything wrong with that.

>> No.1067607

>>1067520

But you see I am the hot blooded protagonist.

My servant is Archer. He's good at shooting things. While you drain mana i'm busy having my ally mages sharing mana with me.

Then I storm your temple and use the power of youth to subdue you.

Later you find out you are really just the mid-boss to the main dish.

>> No.1067887

>>1067520
That's a pretty good plan. But depending on how powerful the magi are, it may take longer to control them. During that time, I'm sure a servant (or multiple servants) will attack you.

>With the masters under our control we can use the command spell on any of the servants. We order the servants to sacrifice themselves and their puppeted masters.

Depends on how many command spells are left. Some masters may have used up all of their command spells, but got servants who were too good to desert/betray them. Also, I'm not sure if you can use two commands with one command spell (ex: I command you to kill yourself and your master), so you may be screwed if people have only one command spell left, which is probable.

Also, while you're ordering one servant to kill it's master and itself, another servant may intervene.

>> No.1067968

>>1066482
Why did Rider get the shaft/chibi in this awesome pic, anyways?


I'd pick Joan of Arc as Saber, have her pretend to be be her British counterpart to confuse people and possibly manipulate Zero Caster, and most importantly...she should be more skilled as a French Maid.

>> No.1067976

>>1067968
>have her pretend to be be her British counterpart

Joan of Arc would rather die than pretend to be British. Enjoy watching your servant commit suicide.

>> No.1067995

>>1067976
COMMAND SPELL!

>> No.1068095
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1068095

Archer or Lancer.

One thing is personality wise I couldn't really work with the other Servants. Rider's hot, but doesn't have my mindset, Saber's a bitch, well, Gil's Gil . . . Assassin is too interested in a famous battle (same would go for Lancer) and he's kinda boring. And Berserker's a tard. Oh, and Caster's a motherfucking her own baby killer.

The problem with Lancer is that he really doesn't care about the Grail and would be trying to get in my pants with every turn. Yet his awesomeness is far above everyone else's. Read his legend, seriously, Lancer is fucking bad assed and a fun guy.

However, if I wanted to win, I'd want Archer at my back. He seems to be a bit smarter than the other Servants plus he's got records of countless other loops of that same Grail War that he's fought. And he has Haxx called UBW that counters Gil. We know he can kick Caster's ass, and if Saber's under Shirou's control then that's not a problem either. Hurunting her and Tard Boy's ass until we get Time Paradox.

Greatest problem would be Berserker and probably Lancer.

So I'd forge an alliance with Ilya, which would probably make Archer happy actually, and kick everyone else's ass then when the time came, have Archer trace Endiku and use it on ole Stone Head.

>> No.1068101

>>1068095
>The problem with Lancer is that he really doesn't care about the Grail and would be trying to get in my pants with every turn.

GAYYYY BULGE! ಠ_ಠ

>> No.1068397

Let's see. I doubt I'd be able to control Berserker like Ilya, so he's out. Gilgamesh is a conceited asshole, and I don't trust Archer after playing through UBW. Saber's too good; Caster is an evil bitch. Assassin's okay, but he's on the weak side.

Lancer's playful and carefree, and since he hates betrayal he'd probably be very loyal. Rider's a really good servant, and she seems like a pleasant, yet quiet person. Also, both of them aren't so righteous that they'd refuse to take mana from people if it was necessary. I think I'll take Lancer since Rider's weaker. Plus I'm completely gay for him.

>> No.1068404

GILGAFUCKINGMESH

NO FUCKING QUESTION HOLY SHIT

>> No.1068421

Dark Sakura with zero Berserker = death for all.

>> No.1068423

I love how gay everyone is for Lancer now, I waited for this for so long.

>> No.1068430

I choose Rin as caster.
She can summon Saber.
I'm sure we'll need to have awkward sex involving plenty of cum-swap--- I mean mana-swapping between Rin and Saber after I pump Rin full of sem- mana.

>> No.1068434

>>1068430
I don't think that's how the question works

>> No.1068436

RIDERIDERIDERIDERIDERIDERIDERIDERIDER

>> No.1068517

>>1068421
Dark Sakura? You can't have her, she's not a servant. Besides, there's no gurantee she won't kill you.

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1068657

Wtf is this shit. I'll choose this guy and since he's already part of the grail, I have him consume all the other Servants.

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1068848

I chose Caster and let her summon a false Assassin with the greatest Noble Phantasm.

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1068857

i honestly dont give a fuck if hes not a servant. id summon sensei because hes fucking GAR. i mean goddamn look at that manly facade. how can you say no? YOU CANT

>> No.1068862

>>1068857
You can. He's called Nanaya Kiri.

>> No.1068893

I summon Lancer. My plan is to get drunk off my ass and stage a full-on assault on the Tohsaka and Matou mansions the moment he's summoned. Fuck your wards and barriers, I've got a drunken Irishman! Then, we'll raid the Church and kill Kirei because he's not a good Catholic.

>> No.1068921

>>1068848
Is there a sauce for this doujin?

>> No.1069089

>>1068893
Is there a sauce for THIS doujin?
goddamn.

>> No.1069146

>>1067487
Oh Anonymous, a simple faggot like you won't have to personality/character to summon that awesomeness...

>> No.1069159

>>1069146
That's what you think...

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