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>> No.10661892 [DELETED] 

what a nice butt

>> No.10661897

Disgusting thong.

>> No.10661898

>>10661892
this

>> No.10661902

Public indecency with Youmu!

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>>10661897
it's a proud fundoshi, you fucking outsider.

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>> No.10661936 [DELETED] 

>>10661897
i'll foockin hook u in da gobba m8

>> No.10662013

>>10661918
>>10661905
>>10661885


who told you to stop posting?

>> No.10662019
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Sex with Youmu!

>> No.10662027 [DELETED] 

>>10662013
go look for your own images fagmo, you cant tell me what to do

>> No.10662039
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>> No.10662041
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>>10662027
>fagmo
you got to be fucking kidding me

>> No.10662067

Why is Youmu so unsexy?

>> No.10662086

>>10662067
Because she's the hardest shield in Gensokyo

>> No.10662089

>>10662067
She's a kid

>> No.10662096

I wonder what kind of face she would make when you break her heart.
Would she maintain her composure? Her mix of maturity and immaturity make it difficult to know.

>> No.10662102

>>10662096
There's that one series by that one guy where he cheats on Youmu with Futo and vice-versa but his art is terrible and sameface so that doesn't really count.

>> No.10662111

>>10662096
I imagine her eyes flashing for a brief moment as you break the news, before going dark, cast downward as she bites her lip to stop it from trembling.

>> No.10662138 [DELETED] 

>>10662096
She would mutter quitely, in a shaky voice in verge of crying, an "okay..." and leave with some reluctancy, in an unsteady pace, and casting shy, teary, glances at you as she walks away. Then she would get back to her normal life, eyes dull and downcast, working as hard as she can so she won't have to think about it, faking smiles when needed, but life just doesn't seems so bright her anymore. She would go on like this for some weeks, maybe months, until she no longer can escape from the feeling and breaks down crying

>> No.10662143

>>10662096
She would politely excuse herself, then go home and cry.

All stiff and formal apology to your face, but on the way back she might start tearing up.

>> No.10662148

>>10662111
>>10662138
>>10662096
jesus you guys ;_;

>> No.10662155
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>>10662096
>>10662102
>>10662111
>>10662138
>>10662143
Why would anyone do that to Youmu?!

>> No.10662156

>>10662102
>>10662111
>>10662138
>>10662143
Sounds worth it even if I wouldn't be able to stick around and watch.

>> No.10662161 [DELETED] 

>>10662148
>>10662155

i didn't take pleasure in writing that, i'm just imaginating how she would react

i would never hurt youmu and i wish her to be happy

>> No.10662172
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>>10662155
Don't get me wrong, I couldn't break Youmu's heart even if you told me to. I just delivered a response since I thought the question was interesting.

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>>10662161
Glad to hear.

You're a good person.

>> No.10662180

Ha, so it turned out none of us actually bore her any will at all.

The three of us are just closet sadists.

>> No.10662184

>>10662180
I'm imaginative at heart, so I'll say it's that.

>> No.10662187

if youmu was on /jp/ right now....
shit would hit the fan

>> No.10662194
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>>10662187
I'm sure she's used to it by now.

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>>10662172
Sorry for doubting you too...

My inner white knight reacted instinctively.

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>>10662177
i try to
thank u

>>10662180
i don't think i am sadist, i don't enjoy their suffering, but sometimes i think up these kind of scenarios just so i can feel more depressed

>> No.10662211

>>10662187
So she would throw herself at a fan?

>> No.10662213

What's she from?

>> No.10662218

>>10662213
Someone's butt because she's shit.

>> No.10662219

>>10662211
ww

>> No.10662220

>>10662096
I wonder what kind of face she would make when you confess to her.
Would she maintain her composure? Her mix of maturity and immaturity make it difficult to know.

>> No.10662221

>>10662213
let me get this straight
your in /jp/
and you don't know touhou...
lolwut.jpg

>> No.10662228

>>10662220
if i confessed to her she would be grossed out and or horrified
but because she is polite she would try not to show it and tell me that she didn't feel the same way.

>> No.10662231

>>10662221
I don't really like shmups.

>> No.10662232

>>10662220
Probably a look between confusion, pity, and disgust. There would be a curt rejection, and she would excuse herself shortly thereafter.

>> No.10662240 [DELETED] 

>>10662220
She would get so embarassed and her heart would beat so fast that she would get dizzy, she wouldn't be able to come up with any kind of reply and would shed any composure she has, she would probably run away and avoid you for some time until she came with terms with her feelings.

This, of course, if she also liked you, otherwise >>10662228 or >>10662232 if you are particularly disgusting

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>>10662220

>> No.10662250

>>10662246
if*

>> No.10662246
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>>10662220
Now there's a alot more nicer, brighter scenario!

>>10662228
>>10662232
B-but what is she li-likes you, anons?

Don't be so negative and assume the worst!

>> No.10662260
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So if her swords were forged by youkai, does that mean we need a blacksmith touhou in the future?

>> No.10662263

wud you sniff her butthole

>> No.10662264

>>10662246
its not negativity its reality

>> No.10662265

>>10662220
Confess what? That I think her hair is dumb?

>> No.10662272

Middle ground: She would apologize as she turned you down with an excuse. Then she might stammer something about still being friends. Then you would stand around awkwardly for a few moments until Yuyuko breaks up the tension by yelling at Youmu about dinner (even though it's 3 PM).

>> No.10662274 [DELETED] 

>>10662265
>>10662218
>>10662211
y u so made m9
u avin problsm

>> No.10662277
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>>10662264
Don't be like that!

>> No.10662278
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>>10662265
I wonder how mad a group of /jp/ers would get if you said this to them in real life.

>> No.10662287

>>10662263
Only if she's fresh out of the hotspring.

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>>10662278
Very.

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>>10662265
I thought Youmu was the dork and we made fun of Miko's hair?

Although I love them both, you can never have enough swords.

>> No.10662296

>>10662287
You're nasty. Thats fucking nasty.

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>> No.10662307

>>10662294
Saved. What a cool and awesome picture.

>> No.10662309

>>10662272
Coming up with the contents of that excuse is slightly more interesting. "I have already decided to spend my life in service to another." "Ah, sorry, I'm not competent enough to accept a relationship..." Maybe for the right person, but not for you.

>> No.10662311 [DELETED] 

>>10662296
but after the hotspring it would be clean

>> No.10662313

if youmu was american her theme would be ghost train

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>>10662307

>> No.10662324 [DELETED] 

>>10662322
saved. what a cool and nice picture

>> No.10662333

>implying that anyone in /jp/ would ask her out

>> No.10662328
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I wonder how Youmu and Futo will get along once the latter replaces the former as a playable character.

>> No.10662330 [DELETED] 

>>10662324
*meant to say cute sorry brain not so good

>> No.10662338
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>>10662324
>>10662330
It's alright.

>> No.10662342

>>10662333
I would definitely ask my favorite toehoe out. Don't underestimate me.

>> No.10662345

>>10662328
Sakuya will be twice as mad as she was before.

Still, as a fifth stage boss and human, it's only a matter of time, isn't it? Not for a while though, I think.

>> No.10662351 [DELETED] 

>>10662342
same here
i'm fucking hardcore man

>> No.10662353
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>>10662338
Youmu looks really comfortable.

>> No.10662363

>>10662353
i would help her shovel snow

but she would have to pay me with hot chocolate

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>> No.10662372

>>10662364
Please lower that, Youmu. I want to see your nude body.

>> No.10662382

>>10662372
youmu self esteem issues when it comes to her body.

>> No.10662376
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The things my sword cannot cut, are next to nyan!

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Youmu is not a lewd girl, OP.

>> No.10662387 [DELETED] 

i want to give youmu a big hug

>> No.10662402

>>10662376
i lol'd

>> No.10662404

>>10662387
But she's so hard and lacking.

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>>10662404
 >implying that not what /jp/ want's in a girl.

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whenevr I see this car I think of Youmu driving it

>> No.10662431

im gonna head to bed anon
night

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>>10662417

>> No.10662448

>>10662364
Youmu sure loves sperm.

>> No.10662473

>>10662448
Sperm's pretty cool. I like their single minded purpose, their high specialization on piercing and penetrating, working together as a group to pregnate what none could do alone, all in order to deliver their genetic payload.
If they were visible, they'd either be really cute or really scary.

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>>10662431
Sweet dreams!

>> No.10662576

>>10662473
What are you, a spermatologist?

>> No.10662592

>>10662576
Only an amateur.

>> No.10662597

>>10662417
Is this (half) a "ghost rider" reference?

>> No.10662637
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Youmu is such a pure girl

>> No.10662656

>>10662637
Yeah, pure SHIT!

XxX420yoloburnXxX

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>>10662637

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Don't just stand there! Help her!

>> No.10662712

>>10662710
Everybody knows how it's going to end already anyway.

>> No.10662714

>>10662710
What the hell is that anyway.

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>>10662714
Do they?

>>10662714
A tentacles monster of course. It's a weird one, though.

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>>10662710
>>10662719
Stop this at once!

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>>10662728
Ok.

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>>10662739
Good.

>> No.10662793

>>10662771
Why do I have the urge to hug youmu and ruffle her hair.

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>>10662719
>>10662710
>>10662739
Fuck that. Continue that shit immediately.

>> No.10662813 [DELETED] 

>>10662799
go to /d/ asslord

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>>10662799
Because she's small, cute and all-around perfect!

>> No.10662833 [DELETED] 

>>10662813
I don't have a fetish for it. I just like seeing Youmu abused in any way. Why don't YOU go back to Gaia?

>> No.10662852 [DELETED] 

>>10662833
How annoying and rude.

>> No.10662858

>>10662823
There's just something about her short hair and ribbon that makes it so ruffleable.

>> No.10662856

Youmu is by far, the most satisfying to defile.

>> No.10662866 [DELETED] 

>>10662858
I agree. It looks so soft to touch too

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>>10662833
Hmph. I don't think I'll post the rest after all.

Instead, this.

>> No.10662885 [DELETED] 

>>10662878
thanks anon you are the best

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>Heeey.
>W-what are you doing? Geez-
>Please stop!

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>> No.10662907

Every time I see that little set, I feel really happy and smile because it's really adorable. But in the other hand I should probably just get along with killing myself since I'll never experience it.

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>> No.10662913

Get to the part where she gets punched in the face.

>> No.10662914

I can only enjoy petting pictures where the hand doing the petting is a girl's.

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>>10662914
Why?

>> No.10662958

>>10662951
I'm not able to imagine that it's my hand and if it's somebody else's than I can only wonder about who it is.

Rin's is fine, too, but only in some contexts.

>> No.10663001

>>10662914
>>10662958
Same here.

>> No.10663026

>>10662833
> Why don't YOU go back to Gaia?

woah flashback to internet in the 90s man, your one oldfag.

>> No.10663032

Why do images of Youmu being cute make me so hard?

>> No.10663033 [DELETED] 

>>10663026
Gaia still exists there, genius. Way to project your own insecurities.

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>>10662907
Why though? I don't know who you are or what you think of your self, but I love you. It okay, go for a walk outside, here the night is clear and the moon is bright and nearly full. Don't talk like that, life is always worth living.

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>>10663032
What an unfortunate condition! Maybe do something about it?

>>10663040
Seconding this.

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>> No.10663840

>>10663054
You know, I have a hunch you're not helping him there.

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>>10663040
with you all the way my friend.

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>>10663840
Oh...?

My bad!

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>> No.10664932
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Getting drunk with Youmu!

>> No.10664949

>>10664932
When she's drunk I'll get her to take off her socks!

>> No.10664953
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>>10664949
Aww, how nice of you!

She'd most definitely need some help with that after drinking too much.

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>>10664953
And then she'd pass out peacefully while muttering some nonsense, with a slight red tint on her cheeks from the drinking.

Cute!

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I am bad fucking news. I'm not your friend. I'm not gonna help you. I'm gonna break you. Any questions?

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>>10664988
I bet she'd be incredibly adorable when slightly intoxicated.

>> No.10665012

>>10664983
Too bad Youmu is a klutzy moeblob in canon.

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>>10664999
I bet. No way is Youmu good with alchohol.
Youmu's already really, really cute without any alcoholic assistance, though.

>> No.10666108

Youmu a phallia

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>>10666079
Youmu is not a cat.

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>>10666098
Indeed.

>> No.10666208

It's too bad Youmu's personality would probably make her not like the things I want to do to her.

>> No.10666247
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>>10666208
Walking in the garden she takes care of on a peaceful evening? Having a cup of something hot to drink after it? Staring at the nightsky before both of you go to sleep and wish each other a good night?

But I bet Youmu would love to do that!

>> No.10666256

Please condence your Youmu threads.

>> No.10666287

>>10666256
How about I condense my cock into your tight virgin asshole you, fucking prick?

>> No.10666324

>>10666247
I want to wash her hair and back, dress her in cute clothing, diaper her, and tease her, but she's too insecure and I don't like humiliation.

>> No.10666343
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>>10666324
I don't think it's considered insecure to not want some stranger bathing and dressing and teasing you.

>> No.10666440

>>10666287
I'd like that.

>> No.10667751

>>10666247
sounds perfect. I love to sleep on my roof, and ill bet they have a nice clear sky in the spring

>> No.10667783
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Youmu's sexy back!

>> No.10667814
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>>10667783
So small! So cute!

>> No.10667833
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10667833

Just approx. 3 hours ago a doctor examined my anus as part of my physical examination. It was very embarrassing.

>> No.10667876

>>10667833
Did he find anything exciting?

>> No.10667892

>>10667783
I wish to cover it completely with my hot, sticky, yellow sperm and then rub it until the sperm soaks into the skin completely, going into her tiny littel body and making her pregnant with my offspring, forcing her to get married to me and live a simple, yet happy life with me in a small house in the countryside.

>> No.10667911
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I wish to nap next to Youmu on a hot summer day, feeling her warm breath on my face as she snores ever so softly, our sweaty bodies sticking to the cool tatami, leaving ana impression on the skin which Youmu and I will see on each other's faces when we wake up and laugh.

>> No.10667915

>>10667814
Why is Youmu rubbing her head against Udonge?

>> No.10667941
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>>10661885
youmu = anal

>> No.10667942
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>>10667911
;__;

>>10667915
No idea, maybe they're friends?

>> No.10667975

>>10667892
That's not how reproduction works.

>> No.10668042

>>10667975
It is for some animals.

>> No.10668071

>>10668042
Youmu isn't an animal, she's a human being. Or at least, half human. If you want to impregnate her, you're going to have to put your sperm inside her, just like everyone else.

>> No.10668079

>>10668071
Are you insinuating that Youmu is familiar with the company of many men?

>> No.10668100

>>10668079
Of course not. I'm insinuating that if you wish to knock someone like Youmu up, you'll both have to change your methods, and get in line behind all the others.

>> No.10668133

>>10668100
Now, if I were to say something like Youmu wants to get impregnated, that would be something to be upset about. But I hardly think that would be true, unless her biological clock started ticking. If that happened, I could see her being very enthusiastic about it, and seek to have a baby as quickly as possibly. Being a half ghost, however, means it's uncertain what sort of physiology would be compatible with her beforehand. That leaves her with two choices.

The first would, like you said, be sharing her bed with many men. Knowing her dedication to her lifestyle/job, she would not be able to do it continuously. However, she can probably entertain at least 5-6 gentlemen a night, and with her looks, she would probably not have a shortage of volunteers. However, I do not think she would take this route. Not out of a sense of shame, but because it would be tiring in the long run, and to sleep in the position that would maximize the amount of sperm she could keep inside her at night would not be conductive to a good nights sleep.

The second, and far more likely, would be to take the company of a different man every week. This has the benefit of her being able to have sex several times a day, during short breaks, and still being able to keep up with her workload. She probably would not like the increased intimacy, as she would inevitably move on to the next lover within the week, regardless of what happens, until she is sure she is pregnant. There's also the problem that it may take far longer, so she may end up falling back on the first method from time to time anyways.

So no, Youmu is hardly familiar with the company of men. If anything, I'd say she wouldn't know the person who impregnated her at all.

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>> No.10668246

>>10668133
I find your post offensive and have reported it to the FBI for slander and bad conduct.

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>>10668133
>>10668100
>>10668079
>>10668071
>>10667892
Stop it!
Youmu would never do things like that.

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>>10668304
What, you think Youmu would prefer non-consensual intercourse? I thought she would already be embarrassed from having sex with total strangers, but adding more force to it, and she might start crying a bit during sex. Of course, I hear that's popular nowadays, so that might just encourage her rapist to go for a 2nd or 3rd round. Man, your imagination is more evil than mine. I hope you're happy.

>> No.10668323

>>10668243
She sees the bulge in your pants.

>> No.10668385

>>10668133
That's not how physiology and genetics works, fool.

>> No.10668394

>>10668319
I want to rape Youmu.,

>> No.10668489 [SPOILER] 
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>>10667915
Secondaries.

>> No.10668525

Please stop sexualizing Youmu.

>> No.10668533

>>10668385
I take it you're an expert on how half-ghost physiology and genetics work?

>> No.10668536

>>10668489
NSFW, enjoy your ban.

>> No.10668575

>>10668489
>FILE DELETED

Wait, what?

Don't people normally get banned for this?

You'd better have submitted a ban report for this, janitor. Remember that spoilered NSFW usually results in a longer ban.

>> No.10668988

He probably deleted it himself, moron.

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>> No.10669022

>>10667783
I see her buttcrack!

>> No.10669326

>>10667783
the other anon just don't know how to act
yea!

>> No.10669355

>>10668533
Of course. http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10618322#p10619956

>> No.10669356

>>10669326
Thanks for the earworm, jerk.

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I'd go swimming with Youmu, if you know what I mean!

>> No.10669413
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>>10669355
But that thread just raises even more questions!

>>10669395
Of course I know what you mean. I would as well.

>> No.10669418 [DELETED] 

>>10669413
What a rude and annoying person you are

>> No.10669420

>>10669418
How am I rude? I'm adding to the conversation, while staying on topic.

>> No.10669427
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>>10669413
That picture's not what I had in mind at all!

>> No.10669440 [DELETED] 

>>10669420
Everyone was having a nice conversation about Youmu until you came along saying things not nice at all.

>> No.10669448

>>10669440
Fine, give me another chance. What nice things should I say about Youmu?

>> No.10669456

>>10669448
You should talk about how she is cute and the coolest touhou.

>> No.10669522

>>10669456
I'll admit that she's cute, sure, but I don't see how that's a nice thing. If anything, it just means she's going to end up with tons of admirers. With that, she's inevitable going to end up with a stalker or two. I can't imagine her being able to keep her cool when she's constantly being watched. Unless by cool, you mean the constant breeze she'll feel once her underwear is stolen by obsessed admirers.

So I guess she is cute and cool, but I don't want to put labels on her unnecessarily. Think about her feelings for once.

>> No.10670765

>>10662710
>>10662719

Oh the joys of reverse image search /tinyeye / saucenao... Shows me nothing...
Can you please post the rest or link where we can see them?

>> No.10671423
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>>10662710
>>10662719

WHAT THE FUCK BILL? - IS THIS WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOUR ON YOUR BREAK? - MOTEHR FUCKER GET BACK TO STROKING THOSE NERVE ENDINGS... WE GOT WORLDS TO CONQUER!

>> No.10671761
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youmu a dork and worst toho.

pic related. superior toho

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>>10671761
percy pls mak ur own thrad

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>>10671761
Youmu fucks insects!

>> No.10672095

>>10672078
Do you know how disappointed I was when I opened that spoiler? Fix your mistake, right now.

>> No.10672105

>>10672095
>wanting to see Youmu's perfect body engaged in unnatural coitus with a giant hornet against her will, her eyes glassed over and tears quietly flowing, insect eggs slowly gooping from her bleeding, violated orifices
You monster!

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>>10672095
>>10672105
>hfw

>> No.10672153

>>10672105
Don't be silly. I think insect sex is quite natural. It's be much more efficient for a large, aggressive species to only produce males, and reproduce by impregnating other species. And Youmu is a smart, compassionate girl. She would surely know of those sort of insects, and if she was needed to birth some of their children, she would gladly offer her body for a few litters. There's no way she would cry afterward, nor let the eggs out of her body before they were ready to hatch.

It's kind of sad how you would slander Youmu's good name like that.

>> No.10672177
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>>10661897

IT'S A FUCKING FUNDOSHI, YOU INCULT IMBECILE.

PRAISE THE PROUD JAPANESE TRADITIONS.

>> No.10672190

>>10672177
That looks terrible.

>> No.10672200

>>10672153
I think tentacles go better with youmu than insects.
Although I can see why both might be an enemy of the gardener.

>> No.10672217

>>10672190
It's actually very comfortable.

I like to keep my dick secure and in one place, the fundoshi is the best way to achieve this.

>> No.10672235

>>10672200
I have no opinion on tentacles. Not out of inexperience, but I have too much personal bias from years of following Uncle Ghastly, so I believe my opinion can, and won't, reflect reality.

And I doubt Youmu is the kind of gardener that needs to be concerned with giant insects. They tend to go after bigger prey than any of the things she gardens, besides trees.

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>youmu with cataracts
Does she have some sort of ghost sight, or would this cripple her? Can she use her ghost sight to see something abnormal?

>> No.10673270 [DELETED] 

I already had to fap three times because of this thread.
Now I come back and see this >>10672095 >>10672153
Please have mercy on my dick.

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>> No.10673657

>>10673620
Why is it that pictures containing condoms are so much more erotic than ones without?

>> No.10673664 [DELETED] 

>>10672217
But doesn't it get lodged between your buttcheeks? Sounds uncomfortable

>> No.10673668 [DELETED] 

>>10672263
But who said those are white cataracts, maybe its just naturally milky white eyes, ghost influence maybe

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>> No.10673820

meaty cocks? with aroma

>> No.10677710
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>> No.10677723

>>10673713
Spine broken!

>> No.10677725
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>>10677710
Why would Youmu go commando? that seems quite riskè for her position.

>> No.10677731

>>10677725
>risqué
Exactly. That's what makes it so exciting for her.

>> No.10677740

>>10677731
Tsk, tsk, Anonymous. I thought you knew better. Once you're seen naked, there's nothing more to go for. Panties add a much needed layer of mystery to a girl. Why do you think cameltoe is so popular? It's not because it shows off more. It's because it gives more questions than it answers. It's the same as the curiosity you feel when you see Christmas presents. There's a much stronger emotional appeal from seeing their shape and size for weeks, without knowing what's inside them.

Plus, they allow a girl to express herself in ways other clothes can't. There are things you want to tell the ones close to you, without telling the entire world. With panties, it's like walking around with your secrets out, but not for everyone on the street to see. And even if you find it exciting for people to see your secrets, that just makes panties the better option again. Just telling everyone you're an exibitionist is one thing. Telling them more about your personal life, through your choice of panties, is a much higher form of art.

>> No.10677755
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Youmu's sexy thighs!

>> No.10677764

>>10677740
What about my bulge?

>> No.10677767
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10677767

Yuyuko-sama!
where are you?

>> No.10677784

>>10677740
>Once you're seen naked, there's nothing more to go for.
You are such a fool, anon. Obviously there is more to it.

We must go deeper.

>> No.10677801
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>>10677764
Don't be ridiculous. Who'd be excited to see a bulge?

>>10677784
Sorry, I have no interest in going deeper. What do you think I am, an insect?

>> No.10677812

>>10677801
No, boner! Stop! Bad boner! Bad boner!

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>>10673713
>ass seen from below
>body seen from the side
What the fuck am I looking at? Bodies do not work that way.

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>>10677812
Boners are not subject to ethical constraints, as they are not sentient. Please stop reprimanding yourself for a natural process.

>> No.10677847

>>10677755
This is so hot ... so fucking hot.

>> No.10677873

>>10677813
What's going on in this picture? Know any backstory?

>> No.10677886

>>10677873
That appears to be Russia, and the watermark implies that it's a pose, so I'm guessing it was outside some Russian convention.

>> No.10677952
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>> No.10678071

>>10677886
>appears to be Russia
What evidence is there for this aside from the book?

>> No.10678152

>>10678071
Only a crazy old Russian nationalist would be reading that book.

>> No.10678473

>>10678071
The women in the background also look Russian, the cars are of European make, and the street is too narrow for it to be a typical american street. It's undoubtedly in Europe, but Russia is the best guess one could make.

>> No.10681723

>>10678071
Where would a random old man from another country get a book like that from?

>> No.10681818
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>>10681723
The library.

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>> No.10686175

Why do people put Youmu in cat ears/tail so often? It doesn't really fit her character.

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>>10686175
I always wondered that, not to mention how Touhou already has three cat characters for all your ear/tail needs. But then I realized it's just an ubiquitous quirk of Japanese culture.

>> No.10686209

>>10686187
Because chen isn't canonically very moe and orin is all sex appeal.

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>>10686175
Seems like they'll add them to anybody

>> No.10686232

>>10686175
I bet her cat level is even lower than Sakuya's.

>> No.10689420

Have you all tried Youyou Kengeki Musou?

>> No.10690122

>>10689420
Didn't work on my laptop when it came out. Haven't looked for it since I've gotten a desktop.

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